The Simp Titan's neutral phase

By SSSS_Redone

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TVman Titan arrives at a secret base?! Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes Fanfic version [So many Simp-Cameram... More

The confused Titan.
Guests?
Confusion.
Memories and lore of the trading base
A mystery?
Can what happened far in the past be forgiven?
The boys?
The Brown speakerman
The 2nd boyo
Feeling goofy
What happened. (Part 1)
What. (Part2)
The skibidi base.

Shopping~!

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By SSSS_Redone

This  is a few days after the 'guest's arrival', Titan cameraman was still being built, and a new and bigger facility is build which confused Simp, he looked around in the facility which just has UTCM's stuff which he shrugged off, not thinking about the calamity he has overlooked.

Simp: So.. Guess it's time to work on the farm once more, slowly.

Simp went back to his farm and simply tended to it and cared for it, making sure each plant grew nicely. Titan speakerman's cannons was removed so he can walk around the place, luckily there are titan sized roads specifically because of Simp. He walked to the facility to check on Titan Cameraman, Simp noticed he was short on water, he looked at his harvest and nodded slowly.

Simp: We should be able to survive the winter with the 4 silos, meaning the other 5 can be used to trade... I'll take 4 to trade for water, we're running out of it... I'll go tell the giants to protect the city for me while I go for a while.

Simp looked over to the giant skibidi housing which were just massive storage rooms for them, he walked over to them to ask them to guard in his place, which the promptly agree to without much hesitation. As Simp was going to leave Titan speakerman noticed him and went up to him curious.

TSM: Where are you going?

Simp: Trading, we're running out of water.

TSM: Can I come with?

Simp looked at him for a moment as 2 skibidi toilets latched themselves onto his shoulders

Simp nodded.

Simp: Sure!

5 Other giant skibidi, 2 helicopters, a rocket launcher and 2 strider skibidi came from behind simp, the strider poke simp's back until he turned around.

Strider: Skibidi brrr dobudu? (Are you going to trade?)

Simp: Yeah, do you guys also planning on trading for water or something?

Rocket: Yes yes!

Heli: Brrr dob dob? (Can we also come with?)

Simp: Sure... Also does anyone have an extra large cart or transport?

Trider: Yes!

Simp: Alright, let's all load our food silos into them that we'll trade, who's pulling though?

Rocket: Brrrm dobu (Me as always).

Simp: Alright!

TSM: Wha?

Simp: Oh they're also coming with, don't worry they don't bite

TSM: Alright?

Simp: Let's go!

Simp loaded the food silos into the cart while rocket skibidi attached himself to the cart. They went off walking to the area where they would trade, TSM was curious who they are going to meet to trade with.

Rocket: Skibidi skibi skibi-di~ (Somebody once told me~)

Heli: Nip skibidi nip~ (That I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed~)

Strider:  Skibiskibi skibiiii~ (She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb~)

TSM cringed out a bit but also confused.

Simp: In the shape of an "L" on her forehead~

TSM: What are you all doing??

Simp: Singing

Strider: Skibidi dob dob? (No translator?)

Simp: Ohhhh, no translator... You know what I'll get one for you, only one since I don't want to spend too much for translators.

Rocket: Skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi? Skibidi dopudu (They cost 1 silo don't they? Per giant that is)

Simp: Yeah, E.X Pensive.

TSM: Are you sure?

Simp: Yes, I bought one before, a lot of people who go away from the war go to our base or the trading base.

TSM: I see.

The group kept walking until TVwoman teleported on Simp's shoulder which on of the shoulder skibidi noticed

SS: Skibidi dobu (TVwoman)

Simp: Wha?

SS: Skibidi dobu nip nip! (TVwoman on your shoulder!)

Simp grabbed TVwoman who looked back at him with an 'OwO' face on her screen.

Simp: What the... Why are you here?

TVwoman: I'm curious where you are going

TSM: Let her COME.

TSM smirked at Simp while all the toilets grinned with glee leaving Simp confused and baffled.

Simp:... I don't know what you're all planning but neither do I know if I will like it... But alright...

TVwoman: Thanks~

They shortly arrived at the trading base where former alliance members as well as skibidi are, trading stuff from weapons to spare parts, skibidis are selling food which well... None of them can eat, the group did gain a lot of attention from their appearance. Simp went and grabbed one of his silos and looked around.

Simp: Titan speakerman, come with me, I'll buy you the translator.

TSM: Okay, what about TVwoman?

TVwoman: It's okay, I'll go with Rocket skibidi!

TSM: Are you sure?

TVwoman: Yeah!

Rocket: Skibidi! (Lezgo!)

Simp and TSM nodded as the group went into their separate ways, Simp continued looking around until he found the agents who trade the translators.

C.T: Hello~ Welcome back A.C.T

Simp: Hello Computer Titan, how much for a titan translator?

C.T Oh? Well it's going to be half a silo of food, if you're still using food as your currency~

TSM: He seems really flirty...

C.T: Why hello there~

Simp: He's like that.. A femboy titan...

Simp out half of the silo's contents into a bag which he gave T.C which in return her got a titan translator.

Simp: Here

Simp handed the translator to TSM who took it confusedly.

TSM: Thank you... How do I put it in?

Simp sighed and picked it up and shoved the translator into the back of his head.

TSM: GEH-

Simp: There, that's how, it attaches anywhere.

TSM: I thought it was a module...

Simp: I thought the same until someone taught it to me. Anyways, lets go buy water.

TSM: Alright.

Simp and TSM walked back to the group  with the toilets grinning evilly with a lot of water in the cart, TVwoman just has a shocked expression on her screen 'O//v//O'

Simp: What happened?

Rocket: Nothing~

TSM: Oh! I understand you now.

Rocket: Ooooh, niceee. 

Simp: Let's head back home...

Everyone nodded while moving away, Simp felt uneasy with the skibidi toilets for some reason... Despite being old friends as well as fellow farmers this is the first time he felt this way around them with how they were smiling.

Simp: Just what happened back there..?

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