Boromir: why should I?
Y/n: cuz I told you to Boromir and because I don't like you.
Boromir: rude
Y/n: ikr? it's my specialty
Kylaney: did the green tea I dru- DIDN'T drug help?
Y/n: yes...? wait you drugged it?
Kylaney: just happiness drugs!
Y/n: okk...
Kylaney: I'm bein honest
Boromir: but are you sure Arwen likes me Y/n?
Y/n: yes Boromir now. please. go. the. fuck. away.
Boromir: *gulps* yes ma'am
Y/n: *scowls at Boromir*
Boromir: *moves further away*
Y/n: anywho, what ya up to today Ky?
Kylaney: thinking about robbing someone. as a prank of course
Y/n: who..?
Kylaney: Idk, probably Eomer since we ARE in Rohan till tomorrow.
Y/n: okie. wait did you ever tell yo greasy boy?
Kylaney: maybe
Y/n: and?
Kylaney *blushes* he kissed my cheek
Y/n: told ya.
Kylaney: *still blushing* mhm
Y/n; now why don't you go and rob Eomer now?
Kylaney: YAYY! *leaves*
Kylaney *sees Eomer* Hey E! *hu- I mean pickpockets him😏
Eomer: oh! hello Lady, Kylaney.
Kylaney: How's life?
Eomer: eh. would be better if Saroun didn't exist.
Kylaney: lol!
Eomer: how bout you?
Kylaney: mmm... just tea. 🍵
Eomer: ok.. gotta go bye! 👋
Kylaney: Bye! *in mind: mission accomplished* *goes back to camp*
Y/n: so whatdya steel?
Kylaney: let's see, A chocolate heart, weird but ok. A tissue, likely used for sword cleaning. and a teabag... WITH MY NAME ON IT! OH HELL NAW I LIKE ARA- GREASY NOT EOMER!
Y/n: wait whydya say greasy?
Kylaney: So Aragorn wouldn't hear.
Y/n: but he already knows...
Kylaney: but the rest of the fellowship doesn't!
Y/n: true...
Pippin: *painting* hi girls! just raced Merry like 6 times *more panting*
Y/n: who won?
Pippin: half and half.
Y/n: interesting...
Merry: Hello I'm here too.
Y/n: oh hi
***to be continued***
A/N: thanks for reading! PLEASE comment more ideas cuz I'm clueless! hope you enjoyed! bye, Melons! P.S. please comment any characters you'd like to see more of!