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Chan: is stabbing immoral?
Jeonghan: not if they consent it.
Joshua: depends who you're stabbing.
Seungcheol: YES!?
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Joshua: crushes are worst.
Jeonghan: yeah, whenever I'm near mine I start acting stupid.
Joshua: pfft, You're always acting stupid.
Jeonghan: yeah, don't think about that too much.
Joshua:
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In a Haunted house
Joshua: Ohhh, this place is huge.
Jeonghan: you know what else is huge? My d-
Vernon: DEVOTION AND LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST, CAN I GET AN AMEN?
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Jeonghan: Bro-
Joshua: I had your fuckin' tongue in my mouth, five minutes ago, Don't you dare fuckin' call me bro.
Jeonghan: s-sweetie?
Joshua: what's wrong-
Seungcheol: YOU TWO STFU IT'S 3AM GO TO SLEEP.
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Jeonghan: okay Joshua tell us a secret.
Joshua: *blushing* I have a crush on Jeonghan.
Jeonghan & rest of Svt: We said a SECRET.
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Jeonghan: what a beautiful day.
Jeonghan: isn't it a beautiful day?
Seokmin: Joshua hyung texted you didn't he?
Jeonghan: with a heart emoji-
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Jeonghan *under his breath*: Future husband say what.
Joshua: What?
Jeonghan: [screeches internally]
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Jeonghan: I envy your clothes.
Joshua: why?
Jeonghan: because they're touching your body and I'm not.
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Jeonghan: *starring intensely at Joshua's chest*
Joshua: what's it?
Jeonghan: it's your shirt.
Joshua: what's with it?
Jeonghan: it's still on you.
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Jihan In a restaurant
Someone: hey cutie.
Joshua: sorry but I have a boyfriend.
Someone: of course because it's me.
Jeonghan: *Appears from under the table with a knife* you wanna repeat that?
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Joshua: the foods hot, I can't eat it.
Jeonghan: you're hot too and I definitely one hundred percent still eat y-
Jihoon: [slamming table and standing up]ONE PEACEFUL DINNER. THAT'S ALL I ASKED.
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Seungcheol: how did you two got into an accident?
Joshua: we were driving and there was a deer on the road so I yelled "Jeonghan deer"
Seungcheol: and?
Joshua: tell him what you said.
Jeonghan:
Jeonghan: I said "yes honey?"
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I hope you all enjoyed it
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