The Friday Night Funkin Book...

By KattheCat1202

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I made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Random... More

Pico Kissed a Guy!
Happy Late Spooky Twin Month!
What Was Kat's Favorite Part Of The Trip?
How Tankman and Steve Adopted Pico
💖Ara-Ara💖
Don't Leave Me!!!
Sisi Ni Sawa
Accidental Cuddles
Coincidences
Common
Gift of Memories
Two Against... Two?
BF and GF's Date.
Pico and Kat's Date
Kat's Reaction After She Sees FNF HD Week Three
Want Me To Say Ara-Ara?!!!!
Pico Snaps
Stargazing
In Memory of BBpanzu (Creator of the Whitty Mod)
A Real Hating Simulator
A Day In The Life of Senpai (Feat. Daddy Dearest)
I'm Warning You, Twitter!
Love Scent
Kat Sees Senpai x Pico For The First Time (Bad Idea)
Pico x Nene vs. Pico x Kat
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Friday Night Funkin: Pico Addition: Tutorial
Friday Night Funkin: Pico Addition: Bopeebo
Friday Night Funkin: Pico Addition: Fresh
KAT!!!!!!
Friday Night Funkin: Pico Addition: Dad Battle
Take Me Out Instead!
Go To Sleep Meme (Mid Fight Masses)
What 6*3?
This is Sus!
FNF: PA: Post-Dadbattle
Help... I'm A Fangirl
Tankman x Steve Pics I Found (Yes, I'm obbessed with the ship)
Preveiw For Royal Life: Part Two
Cave Catastrophe: Part One: Ginger With A Weak Stomach
Cave Catastrophe: Part Two: Boyfriend and Daddy Dearest' Plan For Pico
Cave Catastrophe: Part Three
Cave Catastrophe: Part Four
Cave Catastrophe: Part Five
What Ruv Did To Selever When He Was Born
Cave Catastrophe: Part Six
Cave Catastrophe: Part Seven
Cave Catastrophe: Part Eight
Cave Catastrophe: Part Nine
I Am Your Father (Mid Fight Masses)
Kick The Baby! (Mid Fight Masses)
Copycat Day [Tankman x Steve?]
Cave Castrophe: Part Ten
Cave Catastrophe: Part Eleven
Cave Catastrophe: Part Twelve
Missy Knows Too Much!!!
Friday Night Funkin Fanart Pics I Found
The Daycare Is Closing Soon Meme (Mid Fight Masses) Feat. Amy Rose
Selever and Ruv's 1999 Argument This Week
Danganronpa: Hearts of Despair Alternative Ending
The Problematic Trio (Ruv, Espio, and Dawn) Without the Internet
Who Knew Dhar Mann Clips Could Accurately Portray Characters?
Mastermind Ruv AU Sprites
New Headcanon
Asking Crystal Out
Well...
Words Can Hurt...
Kat Teaches Ruv About Emojis

Ruv and Zane's First Meet

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News Reporter: This is unbelievable! A monster attacking Japan? This is something no one would ever expect! Police are doing what they can to handle this monster!

Ruv: [Watching the news] I hate this place... I should've just stayed in Russia... [He then saw a small purple box on his desk] Dah? What's this? [He opened the box, only for a bright purple light to emerge, shocking him] КАКОГО ЧЁРТА?!!!!!! [Translation: WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!] [The purple light died down, revealing a man with black hair tinted in purple]

????: Sup?

Ruv: AAAAH!!!! [Ruv backed away from the strange figure] HELP!!!!! GHOST IN MY ROOM!!!!! 

????: Woah! Chill out, Ruv! I'm not a ghost! I'm-- [Before he could finish, Ruv tried hitting him with a metal pole. Fortunately, he dodged] Woah! Hey! Chill! [Ruv kept trying to hit ????, which soon led to him being backed into the railing of Ruv's balcony] Crap... 

Ruv: [Walking up to ????] Get outta here! [He hit ???? with the pole, causing him to fall]

????: WOAH!!!!!

Ruv: [He sighed in relief] There... [He turned around to go back inside, only to see that ???? somehow got back up] AAAH!!!!

????: Okay! I get it! You're shocked! Enough screaming! My ears feel like they're bleeding...

Ruv: SARV!!!! HELP!!!!! THERE'S A GHOST IN MY-- [???? quickly covered his mouth] MMPH!!!!!

????: NO!!!! DON'T!!!!!

Sarvente: Ruv? Is everything okay?

????: Uh... [Imitating Ruv's voice] Ummm.... Yeah! Everything's fine! Just peachy!

Sarvente: Uh... Okay...? Weird... 

????: [He uncovered Ruv's mouth] What were you thinking?! You can't let anyone know that I exist!

Ruv: What are you?! Why are you in my house?! What do you want with me?!

????: Woah! How about one question at a time? [He sighed] Maybe we should talk about this in a more disclosed area. [He teleported himself and Ruv to an abandoned library]

Ruv: [He saw that he wasn't in the room] AAAH!!!! WHERE ARE WE?!!!!

????: Woah! Chill! I'll bring you back home when we're done! Now, why don't we sit down, maybe have a nice cup of tea, and calmly explain what's going on?

Ruv: Fine... [He and ???? sat down] Okay, first question: What are you?

Zane: Look, this may be hard to understand, but I'm Zane, your spirit guide!   

Ruv: My what-now?

Zane: Spirit guide! We go out to find magical heroes known as the Gemstones, and you, my friend, are now one of them!

Ruv: H-Hold up! I'm a magical hero?! Yeah, sorry sir! You seem nice and all, but I think you got the wrong guy!

Zane: Nope! I'm right! You're destined to protect the wrold from great darkness, Ruvyzvat! I've never failed to find the right Amethyst, and this time is not an exception! [A bright purple glow appeared in his hands, and when the light died down, an amethyst hairclip was revealed to Ruv] Ruvyzvat, I now present to you the amethyst gemstone! 

Ruv: T-This is a mistake! T-This is just a prank! T-This isn't real!

Zane: Oh, trust me! It's 100% real! [He flew up to Ruv's height, took of his ushanka, threw it on the ground, and put the amethyst hairclip in Ruv's hair] There! You're almost ready! You just gotta say one thing!

Ruv: Which is?

Zane: "Gemstone magic! Ruvyzvat!" So, just say the words, and you'll be off to save the day!

Ruv: I'm not gonna! I'm not who you're looking for! 

Zane: Oh, believe me! [Singing] You are Amethyst!
And you can do this!
So, when things get tough!
Together, we'll fight through it!

Ruv: [Singing] [Locking Zane in a drawer] You've made a mistake!

Zane: Nope!

Ruv: [Singing] It's clear to see!

Zane: Well, obviously not!

Ruv: [Singing] You need a hero!

Zane: Precisely!

Ruv: [Singing] That is not me!

Zane: [Singing] [He freed himself from the drawer] I love your humility!
I've picked the right Amethyst in you!
But you can be real with me...
Deep down, you know it's true [He blew out a candle, causing the room to go dark and for Zane to light up the room with his magic]

Here we go!

I have one job, I'm good at it!
Been doin' it for so many years!
I find hearts with complete courage!
A love that can drive out all fears!

Ruv: [Singing] But why me? I'm nothing special dah!

Zane: [Singing] Wait and see, what you're capable of

Ruv: [Singing] I can't be, saving the world today!

Zane: [Singing] Just trust me when I say
You are Amethyst!

Ruv: [Singing] I'm honestly not!

Zane: [Singing] You don't know 'til you've tried!

Ruv: [Singing] You've honestly got the wrong guy!

Zane: [Singing] And when things get tough!

Ruv: [Singing] I'm havin' a dream!

Zane: [Singing] Just be who you are deep inside!

Ruv: What do you mean?

Zane: Let me break it down: [Rapping] [He started making illusions of different monsters] I've been findin' Amethyst' for thousands of years!
The world always needs one when a threat appears!
So in the darkest hour of our longest night
There's always been an Amethyst to stand up and fight!

The fighting and the spying, becoming best friends!
We'll come this close to dying, then we'll do it all again!
It'll be amazing to see, when you've got these abilities!
You'll find your groove as a super epic jewelry!

Ruv: Uh, what's in it for me?

Zane: [Rapping] I'll tell you what's in it for you!
You can become someone brand new! [All the illusions disappeared as the lighting of the room went back to normal]

Ruv: [Singing] Just leave me alone!
I wanna go home!
I'm not the one that you wanted to lead!
I'm not the person you need... [He was now looking in a mirror]

I'm not Amethyst.
I can't do this.
When things get tough...
I make excuses.

I'm not Amethyst!

Zane: [Singing] I'm about to kick your butt if you don't start to listen!
I'm about all out of patience making your decision.
Things gets tough for everyone; you'll learn to fight it through!
Guess I'm gonna have to decide it for you [Ruv: I'm not Amethyst!
I can't do this.
When things get tough...
I make excuses]
There's no time, if you don't know I do!
You are Amethyst!

[The song ends as Ruv had transformed into a different person]

Black Amethyst: [He looked at his hands, noticing something different about himself] Dah? [He looked in the mirror, seeing that he was now a completely different person, causing him to scream]

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