Jason, Frank, and Leo bringing a drunk Percy home after a boys night:
Annabeth:
*Hooks an arms around his waist to hold him up*
Come on Percy, time to sleep now.
Percy:
Nooooo don't TOUCH meeeee!
I have a girrrrlllfffrrriieeeennndddd.
Annabeth:
*Rolls eyes*
I AM your girlfriend dummy.
Percy:
*Fistpumps*
YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS