Jk: yeah monie Hyung.
Rm: Wae?
Jk: What's the meaning of nostalgia?
Rm: something old like when you felt something like for after such a long time.
(After military service)
Jin: I'm home guys.
Jk: Nostalgia...
Interviewer: What's the worst decision you take whole being drunk?
V: I don't wanna brag. I don't need alcohol to take wrong decision.
Interviewer:
V:
Ot6: agreed.
Army: strongly agreed.
Rest of the world: Face palmed
Manager: Maknae line gets kicked out of the movie theatre.
Sope: Joon you too.
Jin: So, what happened?
VMINKOOK: monnie hyung giving rating to the divers , who jumped of the Titanic.
Rm: Blv me the last one get solid 8.9
Suga: And now you guys(to 2seok) want me to leave this 4 alone, they'll destroy the whole world.
Jimin: Guys,I need help , I'm in a huge problem right now.
Taekook: About what love? Like "cannot fit the decaying body in the truck" or " I like him" problem.
Jimin: "I like him" problem.
V: sorry dude . We really can help you on the first one.
Jk: I mean if he rejects you, we can apply the first one.
V: Loving you is a loosing game..
Rm: What happened to him?
Jk: Jimin are his last mandu.
Jimin: For nth time. I didn't..
Sope: Oh no not again.
(after 1/2 day)
Jin: Jk for god's sake pls throw the mandu wrappers.
Rapline: Rest of the thing is history.
World: What happened ARMY? Why so confused?
ARMY: We don't know who is enlisting next...
World: (0_0""""")
ARMY:
Yoongi oppa enlisted..
RM oppa cut his hair..
Jiminaa said Goodbye..
World: OOOO.. Forget I asked..
Jimin(2 years ago): JK always copy me.
like --I born in Busan he born there. i started dancing he also started. I style my hair like this he copied me. Also the dress.
JK: Hyung, I always copy you.
Jimin(2 years later - 2023): Like crazy.
Jk(2 years later - 2023): 3D ft. Jack Harlow.
VMINKOOK at 3 am.
V: farting means our butt is breathing.
Jk: No, our butt cheeks are sighing.
Jimin: Our digestive system though.
Suga: You three GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY ROOM YOU BITCHS--
Army: it's called fall for a reason coz everything is falling.
Army: leaves, flower, fruits, grades, bank balance, Will to survive, economy, health-
Jk: Are you guys ok?
Army: Ohh Jk?
Jk: Ohh army.....
Jk: Can a human feel butterflies in tummy?
Tae(blushing): ::))))
Sope: Yeah ..
Namjin: At least Jk is hitting on Taehyung.
Jimin: Nah... He ate a caterpillar yesterday.
............,........
Namjin: Got a heart attack.
Sope: Why would you do that??
VMINKOOK dared Joonie: Hyung call your dad..
Rm: Siri, call dad..
Siri: calling daddy....
Rm:Nonoooooo
Jin(blushing):
Jhope's phone ringing: ????
Rm: I don't know anything...
Jhope: Wth is that Joonie? Suga Hyung don't look at to me like this---
From then 94liners are nowhere to be found..
VMINKOOK rock. Hyung line shock..
Ot7 at amusement park.
Namjin: In tea cup spot , playing in a slow manner.
Sope: slightly faster and hyped.
VMINKOOK: Fly away passing the Hyung line with 100km/h speed and shouting top of their lungs.
Sope: Are you cooking ?
Rm: I want to do something nice for you hyungs..
Jin: And INSTEAD YOU'RE COOKING.
Rm: Teary eyes.
Hyungline: Ok ok we're sry.
Kitchen explodes. . .
Hyungline: KIM NAMJOONNNNN
Rm: Believe me , I didn't do that.
VMINKOOK rock Rm shock.
V: Don't u hate that moment, when you feel that someone is calling you but actually no one is calling you by your name , but you definitely heard someone.
Jimin: (-_-"")
Kook: maybe our loved ones want to wake us up from coma, but they can't shout loud enough.
Jimin: what the actual fuck JK?????
Sope: Ok , since morning what jk try to kill by clapping his hands.
Vmin: He try to kill the bugs.
Sope: But there is no bugs.
Vmin: yeah. We know. We just told him that - how many bugs he killed since his childhood they all came back for revenge. .
Sope:
Namjin:
Army: Vmin why would you do that?
Rm: Jin hyungggggg.
Jhope: yoongii hyungggg.
Jk: Taehyungiee hyungggie..
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Jimin: ARMYyyyyyyyyy......
World: Hehe BTS left for armies.
Now you guys are going to Stan other groups.
Army:
World: Hehe . Bts will be over soon.
Army: Start stanning BTS from "No more dream"
--------ARMY::: ASSEMBLE------------
Rm: Stressed.
Jin: Depressed.
Suga: Obsessed.
Jhope: Possessed.
Jimin: Impressed.
V: Dressed.
Jk: Chicken breast...
Everyone:......
Jk: I also wanted to join...
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Army to world choose...
Rm: Kawasaki.
Jin: Cago.
Suga: Krigo.
Jhope: Elstriper.
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[BTS AT MILITARY]
Sope: Where is RmVminkook?
Jin: Huhhh?
Sope: Maknae line isn't at the basecamp, their camp leader called us and they're missing from yesterday.
Jin: What the fuck..
[Meanwhile.....]
RmVminkook carrying 4 shovels, 100 bottles of coca cola and 50 packets of mentos , reaching the top of Jirisan....
Rm: Idk it's a good idea guys.
Vmin: Then why are you with us??
Rm: Look , someone has to explain how things were done with some relevant cause, after the explosion..
Jk: Yeah... That's the spirit ..
Jk: Hyung let's do one thing one 31st night.
Vmin: What?
Jk: Order a pizza a few minutes before the new year. When the pizza arrives we'll say - "WTH I ORDERED THE PIZZA LAST YEAR.."
Vmin: (passed out while laughing)
Sope: You guys sure , you guys pick up the right kid...
Jin: Too embarrassed..
Rm: Great idea.
Sopejin: Jonnie wtf....
(Maknae line at museum at an event with 2seok)
Jin: Don't touch anything. Last time , you guys almost broke the dinosaur skeleton.
Maknae line: Roger that sir.
Jin: Don't call me sir.
Maknae line: Ok Mam.
2seok:
Maknae line:
2seok:
Maknae line:
2seok: That's the reason , why we don't want to bring you three anywhere.
Rm: M
Jin: E
Suga: R
Jhope: R
Jimin: Y
V: X
Jk: mas
Author: Merry Christmas and advance Happy New year 🎊🎊🎊