MESSAGES
Cornelia🇺🇸
hey quackitit
Alexis🇪🇸
hey
wait wtf
did he tell you
Cornelia🇺🇸
unfortunatly
did he tell you
Alexis🇪🇸
tel me wht
Cornelia🇺🇸
that im like
you knowwww
Alexis🇪🇸
he didnt tel me anything
holy shit
are you two dating
Cornelia🇺🇸
NO
why does everyone think that dude
Alexis🇪🇸
idk
idrk you soo
Cornelia🇺🇸
wow
okay so he didnt tell you
Alexis🇪🇸
bro
didnt tell me what
Cornelia🇺🇸
i dont wanna say
im just gonna talk to you until you figure it out
Alexis🇪🇸
okay then??
Cornelia🇺🇸
bro
dude
mmm i love me some paw patrol magical sex
Alexis🇪🇸
wtf
r u on drugas
if so can i have some
Cornelia🇺🇸
chilll im not in drugs
that was supposed to go to dev lmao
Alexis🇪🇸
okay then ??
have you told me abt dev
Cornelia🇺🇸
i honestly cant remember
Alexis🇪🇸
me neither
hey
how do you feel about that connielive girl
charlies love or host friend
Cornelia🇺🇸
charlie was on love or host ??
wowie thats insane
i didnt know that
Alexis🇪🇸
yh
i think he rlly likes her
its pretty sweet tbh
Cornelia🇪🇸
yeah i guesss
how do you know he likes her though
Alexis🇪🇸
whyy
u jealous
Cornelia🇺🇸
not exactly
Alexis🇪🇸
wellll
he talks about her a lot
im pretty sure even elmariana has heard about her
do yk who that is
Cornelia🇺🇸
the qsmp guy?
Alexis🇪🇸
yup
and apparently he wants her on the chuckle sandwich podcast
schlatt says he like begged to let her on
Cornelia🇺🇸
oh
thats sweet
Alexis🇪🇸
ik
okay how long until i figure out what you were talking about
Cornelia🇺🇸
uhhh
soon
ill drop a few hints?
Alexis🇪🇸
sure
Cornelia🇺🇸
i met up with charlie two days ago
it was really fun
Alexis🇪🇸
you met him ??
Cornelia🇺🇸
yup
again
really fun
uhh
yesterday i went line dancing
Alexis🇪🇸
thats cool
Cornelia🇺🇸
bro uh
hhhh
my best friend dev makes music
Alexis🇪🇸
sweet
would i know her
Cornelia🇺🇸
uhh
i dont know
i think you would
but you dont seem like the kinda guy to like her music ykwim
Alexis🇪🇸
yeah totally
that makes sense
Cornelia🇺🇸
fucking hell dude
you are like thick headed
Alexis🇪🇸
no??
Cornelia🇺🇸
yes
did u watch the full love or host
Alexis🇪🇸
wel i was on it
but yes i watch the whole thing after i got kicked off
Cornelia🇺🇸
okay
i have a cat
Alexis🇪🇸
nice
Cornelia🇺🇸
her name is cement
she is very cute
Alexis🇪🇸
cement is a funky name
Cornelia🇺🇸
yeah
has it gotten through your head yet
Alexis🇪🇸
no??
im so lost
Cornelia🇺🇸
fucking shit bro
alexis
Alexis🇪🇸
cornelia
Cornelia🇺🇸
do you know any nicknames for cornelia
Alexis🇪🇸
yeah
Cornelia🇺🇸
can you give me a few
Alexis🇪🇸
i dont see the point but sure
uh
corn
nelly
nelia
con
connie
lia
oh
Cornelia🇺🇸
yes?????
Alexis🇪🇸
youre connie
like
connielive
Cornelia🇺🇸
omg you gotta it !!
you deserve a cookie
good job 🙃
Alexis🇪🇸
bro
how did charlie get your number of all people from that one girl
Cornelia🇺🇸
honestly
i dunno haha
Alexis🇪🇸
that seems like so rare though
imagine the chances
Cornelia🇺🇸
like dreams one in a trillion
Alexis🇪🇸
uh
yeah sure
anyhow
Cornelia🇺🇸
how did you not get it sooner
Alexis🇪🇸
i wasnt expecting it???
again
a RANDOM GIRL gave charlie your number
Cornelia🇺🇸
i told you my cats name
cement is not a common name
Alexis🇪🇸
fuck off bro
Cornelia🇺🇸
its really funny though
im giggling
Alexis🇪🇸
did i imply you were jealous of yourself earlier?
Cornelia🇺🇸
not imply
you straight out said it
dumbass
Alexis🇪🇸
you just keep insulting me
Cornelia🇺🇸
not my fault you made it so easy
i had to spell it out for you
Alexis🇪🇸
im telling charlie you said he was sweet
Cornelia🇺🇸
i didnt say that
Alexis🇪🇸
you literally did though??
Cornelia🇺🇸
proof or it didnt happen
SYSTEM: 'Cornelia🇺🇸' deleted (1) message
Alexis🇪🇸
YOU DELETED IT
YOU IDIOT
FUCK YOY
Cornelia🇺🇸
wdym
i didnt delete anything
Alexis🇪🇸
but you did???
Cornelia🇺🇸
stop gaslighting me
Alexis🇪🇸
what
youre gasliggting me !
Cornelia🇺🇸
im literally not though
i gotta go quackitit
Alexis🇪🇸
ugh
i dont like you
Cornelia🇺🇸
bro
i told you my name before i told charlie
Alexis🇪🇸
doesnt matter
youre a bully
Cornelia🇺🇸
well you suck ass bro
Alexis🇪🇸
yeah
i suck your moms ass
Cornelia🇺🇸
oh my god
Alexis🇪🇸
i cant believe we skipped over the paw patrol sex thing so quickly
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(a/n: thank you Spooder_ for having the conversation that brought paw patrol sex into this story. this is the last time it will be mentioned thus forth.)