AUTHOR
SO FUNNY STORY
BASICALLY I RANDOMLY
HAD AN IDEA FOR HOW
TO STRAT THIS CHAPTER
AND I ACTUALLY OPENED
MY MESSAGES APP LIKE
I WAS GOING TO CASUALLY
MESSAGE ATEEZ
JDHDRKEAHHASGGW
YALL DONT UNDERSTAND
you're dumb
i made you up
fuck you're right
also we've skipped a little
and the twins are now 11
months old
+ thanks @floofy_child for the
idea <33
ANYWAYS
LETS GAUR
STAN NEWJEANS OR
EAT SHIT LOL
ATITTIES
san
what time are we supposed
to get to the studio today
yeosang
wrong chat dude
san
oops my bad yall
wooyoung
fat lol tho i literally was
about to do the same thing
the other day but then i
read the previous conversation
and i was like "i don't think
we talked about how much
spaghetti it would take to
fill the ocean with our manager"
yunho
lmao
mingi
EVEEYBODY SHUT THE
FUCK UP
jongho
wOah
yunho
yeah who tf do you think
you are
yeosang
yeah it's chill when yuna
does that but not when
it's you
san
not cute dude
mingi
i literally dgaf yuna is bawling
her eyes out and she also
got her phone all wet trying
to get this video so fuck off
seonghwa
what's the video why is her
phone wet
mingi
basically she was in the shower
and her phone went off with
the notification for movement
in the twins' room so she
grabbed her phone while her
hand was fucking soaked and
then she checked and needed
to save the clip immediately
wooyoung
BUT WHY WHAT HAPPPENED
mingi
just...
mingi
i love being a dad
mingi
*it's a clip of the twins laying in
bed but they're in separate
cribs now. the cribs are set
in an L shape so their heads
are near each other but hakkun
starts fussing so eunji manages
to roll over crawl closer to him
and then pull herself up so that
she's standing and looking over
the top of the crib at him ToT.
then hakkun stands up and they
kind of hug each other and
it's just adorable*
mingi
like are you kidding me that's
beautiful
seonghwa
I HAVEH NO WORUXS
san
OMG WHAT DO I DO THEYRE
SO ADORABLE I CANT I WONT
wooyoung
I CANT DO IT PLEASE MAKE
IT STOP
jongho
DONT MIND ME IM JUST
BAWLING MY FUCKING
EYES OUT ITS NOT THAY
DESP
yeosang
snags tCg f bc&fzjfj((y;i;j
ㅏㅋㅎ6($578&?(jjfㅓㅋㅍ캬
はまなたざかななㅜ투큐らま
𝙙𝙟𝙙𝙬𝙠𝙬𝙪𝙮𝙬𝙮ㅡ웅오
seonghwa
don't touch me don't
speak to me don't look at
me don't breathe near
me just back off STAY THE
FUCK AWAY FROM ME
me
seonGhw saigd fuzll
hongjoong
*intensely sobbing*
me
plhead thwyre so cite
mingi
baby go dry the phone and
your hands
me
noa sonw
mingi
okay then finish in the shower
and then text
me
j
wooyoung
i need to be impregnated
immediately
yeosang
oh do you?
wooyoung
NO WAIT I NEED TO
GET A BITCH PREGNANT
wooyoung
I WANT KIDS
wooyoung
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND TO
BIRTH MY CHILDREN
san
nope too late for that woo
wooyoung
WHAT FOES THAT MEAN
san
wooyoung... i volunteer as
tribute
wooyoung
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I
UNDERSTAND LESS NOW
san
idk i woke up like five minutes
ago gimme a sec
yunho
I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE
ALREADY STANDING UP
ON THEIR OWN
yeosang
not really i mean they
both used the railing
yunho
STFU THEYRE SO
INDEPENDENT
seonghwa
i would die for them
hongjoong
i already have that video
killed me
jongho
lesbihonest this gc is basically
just a meet up spot for their
fan club
san
you're so real for that
jongho
i am in fact a real person
so
wooyoung
HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT
jongho
yurr
yeosang
*aggressively slaps table and
points at you* YES
me
y'all i fixed my phone
me
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW
GROWN UP THEY ARE
OMG NO I WANT THEM TO
BE FRESH BABIES AGAIN
NOT THIS AGED SHIT
mingi
they're only 11 months old
wooyoung
THATS BASICALLY A YEAR
san
wait is that girl math?
me
no
me
actually kinda
me
i mean
me
girl math is like
me
okay so cute this shirt
is 40% off which is close to
50% which is basically
75% so the shirt is technically
free
san
????
seonghwa
i don't get it
hongjoong
but it isn't free it's only
forty percent off
me
so it's basically free
yunho
no it isn't
me
yeah it is
me
y'all don't get it and that's
why it's called girl math
wooyoung
i think i get it
me
oh yeah sure
wooyoung
you're such a turd
me
i know you are but what am
i
wooyoung
a goddess that's what you are
me
STAAAWWWP <33
mingi
he's so right <33
me
mingi can we pleeeaaassseee
have another baby
mingi
but they're not even a year
old yet
me
yeah but they're growing too
fast lets just have another
baby before they get too big
to be our babies
mingi
and what about when the
next baby is too big to be
our baby
me
we have another baby
before then
mingi
so what we'll just keep having
babies so that we always have
baby aged children around
me
well no because eventually
the twins will be old enough
to have their own babies
mingi
no absolutely not end of
discussion i need to
feed ji so shut up we're
done talking about it
me
fine
yunho
YOURE MADE OF MAGIC
ISTG
me
why
yunho
it is so difficult to get you
to drop a subject
yunho
like if you really genuinely
want something you will
fight until you get it
yunho
it doesn't matter how many
times i tell you to stfu you
just keep yapping on and on
until i'm about to rip my eyes
out and swallow them so
i just give in
me
i have been told that i'm
persistent
yunho
well sometimes persistence is
a bad thing
wooyoung
sometimes you're a bad thing
san
BOOM.
yeosang
ROASTED.
jongho
8
me
wait a sec stfu and look at
mingi feeding ji he's so sweet
me
*mingi feeding eunji and having
a casual one-sided conversation
with her and she answers every
now and then with a shout or
something along the lines of
AH*
me
meanwhile
me
*hakkun sitting on the lounge
but he's sort of slouching so
all of his rolls are showing and
it's too adorable but he has
severe rbf too and it's hilarious*
seonghwa
OMG HE REALLY IS AN
EXACT COPY OF YUNA
me
excuse me??
wooyoung
oh you have the worlds
worst case of rbf
me
reALLY???!??
san
bro
san
*several photos of yuna's
resting bitch face*
me
omg who am i
yeosang
a bitch
wooyoung
THE BADDEST FKN BITCH
me
y'all i'm getting a little teary
wooyoung
SHE A BAD LITTLE BITCH
SHE A REBEL