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Me: Tokyo Revengers is my comfo-
Also me: AND WHERE IS THE COMFORT??
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Hakkai: he hasn't replied to my text. Does he hates me??
Mitsuya: what is AHHSJDKSKS supposed to mean??
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TR fans about it's villains:
Hanma: *Some Villains need to be killed*
Kazutora: *Some are loved*
Izana: *Some need Forgiveness*
Kisaki: *and some need to be burned alive, chopped up, and tortured till death*
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Mikey: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Draken [not looking up]: Myxine Cricifrons
Mikey:
Mikey: fsh
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Mikey: *accidentally hits Draken in the face*
Mikey: *trying to decide between 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*
Mikey: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??
Draken: What's wrong with you?
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Mikey: Ken-chin what does TBH and IDK means?
Draken: To be honest, I don't know.
Mikey: that's what Emma said too. I'll go and ask Baji.
Draken: what the Fuck?
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[On Twitter]
Baji: brb gonna fight kazutora, will post video latter.
Hanma: *reply to Baji* Bro where's the video??
Chifuyu: *replying to Hanma* 🕊️
[If you know, you know]
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[Alternate responses to kid's question]
Kid: Dad what is it?? *A condom*
Takemitchi: o-oh UHH it's a balloon.
Baji: Why am I supposed to know? Like who do you think I am? Einstein??
Mikey & Chifuyu: nothing. *Grabs it and hides behind his back*
Smiley & Mitsuya: it is VEEERY bad thing, you better not use that shit until you get 40, okay?
Draken & Pah chin: it's a condom. What's re you Dumb?? We have said it like million times.
Kazutora: something that I should have used some years ago apparently.
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*TOMAN in therapy*
Kazutora: *first in line*
Chifuyu: *the therapist takes notes in light speed*
Takemitchi, Pah-chin, mitsuya: "but I'm okay."
*After talking for 3 hours*
Draken: *recognizes their needs but refuses to go*
Mikey, Baji, peh-yan, Smiley: "Therapy? For what??"
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TR hater: Your Gay....
Chifuyu, Draken: "Yea"
Baji, Pah-chin, Kazutora: what about my gay??
Takemitchi: *finger guns*
Mikey: "and you're not?? Loser!!"
Mitsuya: *You're
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Chifuyu: I'm sorry I sneezed and liked all of your posts.
Baji: and commented "Damn Daddy"??
Chifuyu:
Chifuyu: I have flu.
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Enjoy~
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