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Jungkook: stress is bad for baby Tae.
Taehyung: what baby?
Jungkook: me..*proceeds to show puppy eyes*
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Jungkook: I love you army.
Taehyung: don't start flirting here.
Jungkook: awe look at you being all jealous.
Taehyung: ....
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Jin: I am jungkookie's daddy...
Namjoon: no I am jungkookie's daddy...
Namjin: Jungkook who's your daddy??
Jungkook: V hyung...
Taehyung: that's my baby...
Namjin: .....
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Hoseok: what are you doing Taehyung?
Taehyung: star gazing!!
Hoseok: but that are bunch of Jungkook's pictures tapped on ceiling.....
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Yoongi: Jimin is cute..
Taehyung: yeah but Jungkook is cuter...
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Jungkook: ok So I have some good news and some bad news...
Jin: good news first.
Jungkook: well the airbags in your cars work perfectly.
Jin: HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN.
Jungkook: I was teaching Jimin to drive and I yelled 'PARK JIMIN' and all he did was reply 'YES JUNGKOOK'
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JIN TEACHING NAMJOON TO DRIVE:
Jin: okay you're driving and Jimin and a puppy walk into road, quick what do you hit?
Namjoon: oh definitely the puppy, I could never hurt Jimin.
Jin: *massaging his temples* the brakes, Namjoon, you hit the brakes.
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Yoongi: can you pick the kid up from school?
Jin: Can I pick any kid I want?
Yoongi: no get Jungkook.
Jin: but I don't want him.
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Jungkook: how's the most beautiful person on earth is doing?
Taehyung: I don't know, how are you doing?
Jungkook: *blushing* I'm alrigh-
Jin [yelling from other room]: I'm doing perfect, thanks for asking...
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Namjoon: You're smiling did something happened?
Yoongi: Can't I just smile because i feel like it?
Hoseok, sitting next to Yoongi: Jin hyung tripped and fell in parking lot.
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Hope so you enjoyed....
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