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MESSAGES
The Chucklers

Charlie🥸
Fuck guys
I am going through a slight problem

"Schlatt"
what the fuck man
why the fuck would you swear

Ted🤢🤮
yeah wtf is wrong w u

Charlie🥸
Come onnnn
Take me seriously for a moment
This is a no pun conversation

"Schlatt"
oh shit
ted hes serious???

Ted🤢🤮
okay man
wtf has gotten into u

"Schlatt"
yeah
whats up fucker

Charlie🥸
Cant go one sentence without swearing or guns?

"Schlatt"
never
i just dont have it in me
guns blazing

Ted🤢🤮
ok
whats up charlie

Charlie🥸
I think I like someone???

"Schlatt"
bro why the fuck are you saying 'like'
were not in elementary

Ted🤢🤮
i feel this was obvious
also i agree with schlatt (i almost collapsed typing this.)

Charlie🥸
No its not obvious
Wtf are you on

Ted🤢🤮
mass amounts of drugs
and yes it is
its connielive right
that loveorhost girl???

"Schlatt"
AND the girl who you literally wouldnt stop checking out from linedancing?

Charlie
Fuck off
I was not checking her out
I was just observing her beauty from afar
Is it that obvious

Ted🤢🤮
i mean
yeah
were u there for your answers on the love or host

"Schlatt"
and you like begged for us to let her on the podcast

Charlie🥸
I did not beg?
I asked
Stop twisting my words

"Schlatt"
just saying it how it is

Ted🤢🥸
so yeah its obvious
how the hell did you just catch on

Charlie🥸
Well i dunno
I might not even like her?

"Schlatt"
bro fuck off
dont fool yourself
you obviously like her????

Ted🤢🤮
again
u were literally on her love or host

Charlie🥸
I was expecting her to vote me out
For the stans

Ted🤢🤮
you chose love???

Charlie🥸
My reasoning isnt always in the right or whatever
Did I tell you guys she was the wrong number girl

Ted🤢🤮
only like a million times

Charlie
Oh

"Schlatt"
yeah
u arent slick
you like her

Charlie🥸
Fine
Maybe a little

Ted🤢🍯
since it wasnt the love or host or the line dancing place
what made you come to this realization?

Charlie🥸
Uh
Its stupid
You guys are gonna bully me
And then youll mention it in the podcast

"Schlatt"
we wouldnt
we may be assholes but we are not mean assholes

Charlie🥸
Yes you are

"Schlatt"
oh fuck off you know what i mean

Ted🤢🤮
yea and i will admit i am curious

"Schlatt"
its obvious youre curious ted
you literally keep asking questions

Ted🤢🤮
fuck off

Charlie🥸
Fine
You guys suck

"Schlatt"
just get to the point dumbass

Charlie🥸
She wants to get us matching bracelets
Like from Coraline

Ted🤢🤮
what the fuck
ive been trying to get you to watch that movie for months dude

Charlie🥸
I havent even seen it yet
But shes dead set on forcing me
And its kind of cute?
I dont know man

"Schlatt"
didnt know you were into that but okay

Charlie🥸
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

"Schlatt"
oh right this was serious
continue

Ted🤢🤮
thats cute i guessss
anything else?

Charlie🥸
Shes like
Not afraid to say what she thinks?
And she wants to listen to my favourite songs for me

"Schlatt"
the cosmic shelton guy?
hes weird

Ted🤢🤮
i agree
thats some solid dedication

"Schlatt"
and thats all

Charlie🥸
Wellllll

Ted🤢🤮
just spit it out man

Charlie🥸
We were joking around yk
I had said AS A JOKE that i was infatuated with her
"forever and ever"
And then later she asked me like "forever and ever?" with those stupid ass pouty emojis and i know it was a joke but like ughhhhh
This feels weird to talk about

"Schlatt"
agreed

Ted🤢🤮
men can have feelings to
we are showing that right now

"Schlatt"
if you guys start dating im totally using this as blackmail

Charlie🥸
Rude
We probably wont
Ill get over it
Its just a little thing

Ted🤢🤮
if you say so bud

"Schlatt"
i call bullshit
just throwing that out there

Ted🤢🤮
oh yeah i also definitely call bull
but im also being supportive

Charlie🥸
You are both so mean
Oh
I forgot to mention

"Schlatt"
you just dont stop

Ted🤢🥸
oi
shut the fuck up schlatt
youre one to talk

"Schlatt"
you literally broke my hand
with a baseball bat

Ted🤢🤮
i didnt do that
stop lying
you scoundrel

Charlie🥸
Guys guys
Let me continue talking please
Or else we will be here longer
And I know none of us want to be

Ted🤢🤮
go ahead

"Schlatt"
fuck you

Charlie🥸
Such positive words from my two close friends
Anyhow
Connie does parkour

"Schlatt"
wait really

Ted🤢🤮
do you guys do the same kind of parkour

Charlie🥸
Yes really
And no
She does freerunning

Ted🤢🤮
like the ones with the flips?

Charlie🥸
Yes

"Schlatt"
arent you too scared to do that one

Charlie🥸
Yes
Its so cool that she does it though
Shes just so cool

Ted🤢🤮
you sound like youve met your match

"Schlatt"
you also sound like a simp

Charlie🥸
I do sound like a simp dont I
But like
Can you blame me dude?
Shes like
awesome

Ted🤢🤮
im so sad we agreed not to talk about this on the podcast
it would be such good content

"Schlatt"
for once we agree
you are down bad dude

Charlie🥸
It appears so
damn it.

"Schlatt"
L

Ted🤢🤮
L indeed

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