Update: What can I say? School sucks. And I'm not going to be able to upload as I used to. BUT! I will still be uploading. Do I have an exact upload schedule? Nope. Still random
Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
- Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and Dark of the Moon (Expect some/alot of changes)
- Shin Godzilla
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)
- Pacific Rim 2013
- Angry Birds 2
- PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, How to Scharnhorst, How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NUMBER 9 LARGE | MINNESOTA
- Tank Fish (Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars) (Space Wars is current reaction)
- Prinz Eugen Animarchy
- Russian Badger TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Coat of Arms, Unkillable Soldier, No Bullets Fly
- Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia, Battle of Samar (all by Yarnhub)
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
- Systems Alliance Navy (Mass Effect; from Templin Institute)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
The Character list was updated
Chapter starts:
Five minutes later from where the last chapter left off. The shipgirls are now meeting the newly invited ones
"Hi..." Prince of Wales says
"Wales, George, Howe" Duke of York says while bowing
"Stop with the formalities..." Howe says
"Why not?" Duke of York asks
"Just... nevermind" King George V says while sighing
"So Wales... I read a book in the library and..." Duke of York says
Prince of Wales tilts her head
"If I was in your place, we wouldn't have lost Hood" Duke of York says
"Ahahah... that's really funny. First, that only happens in alter-worlds. Second, I was not fully combat ready. Third... stuff happened" Prince of Wales says
"Yes, but it's still thy fault. You scurvy wench" Duke of York says
Prince of Wales is slowly getting triggered
"Says the one who doesn't even look like my sister and yet you are. You literally have an obsession with death and blood. I love you, I really do, but I think you're cursed by God considering you are a vampire" Prince of Wales says
"You forgot that I'm great at night battles... thanks to my echolocation..." Duke of York says
"You mean your radar? You're not a bat. And what do you by night battles?" Prince of Wales asks
"My... how should I put this... fighting with the sirens at night and my... night stand with Scharnhorst that one time" Duke of York says
Prince of Wales is silent
"You disgust me" Prince of Wales says
"Thank you" Duke of York says
Prince of Wales gets even more triggered
King George V and Howe are silent as they drink their tea
"Should we interfere..?" Howe asks
"No... let them figure it out... if one of them splits from the family... that's on them.." King George V replies
"But we will interfere if its needed right?" Howe asks again
King George V simply sips her tea
"Right?" Howe asks
With Massachusetts
"Hello Massa" Texas says
"Ay, grannie Tex!" Massachusetts says as she looks to everyone else
"Hello madapakers and dumb children that are idiots" Massachusetts says as Nevada smacks her in the head
Massachusetts then looks at Cleveland
"What's up bro" Massachusetts says
"Don't 'bro' me! I'm a girl!" Cleveland yells
"I get it, you're tomboy" Massachusetts says
"Just don't call me bro! Call me Cleve or any other nickname" Cleveland says
"Clevebro" Massachusetts says as Cleveland sighs
Massachusetts then notices Jean Bart nearby
"Excuse me for a moment" Massachusetts says
Richelieu then stops Massachusetts
"Hola?" Massachusttes asks
"You and my sister have been doing dirty things haven't you?" Richelieu asks as Algerie smacks her in the head
"Sorry about her... she's unexpectedly overprotective at times" Algerie says
"It's fine... Clemenceau basically said to go for it... Gascogne... she was acting robotic" Massachusetts says
"Hurt Jean and I'll crucify you" Richelieu says
"My sisters also threatened her too, I mean I get why but you all really need to chill" Massachusetts says
"Don't ever tell people to chill, it makes us... more unchill" Richelieu says
Massachusetts nods then leaves
Nevada then stops Massachusetts
(Considering its Nevada this time... I'm definitely about to hear more words of wisdom) Massachusetts thought
"When it comes to love... never give up on it. If the love is true... it will shine through. Especially if you love that special someone and they love you back, not for power or money or whatever... you only love them if they love you for who you are and if they share that same amount of love... you do love the French girl don't you?" Nevada replies
Massachusetts nods
"My eyes follow her wherever she goes... ever since I met her... I didn't know why at first.. then when I confessed... she says I have weird taste.." Massachusetts says
"I can see why, you're weird too, and you fell in love with a Iris Orthordoxy girl" Nevada says
Massachusetts tries to leave
"Don't walk away, I'm not finished yet... back in the day, I was... judged a lot when I met Texas... but I didn't let those comments take away my love. Those comments didn't make Texas leave either. She didn't care, all she cared was that I was just me. But there were still people telling us that we're not a match and it's not going to work because we're different" Nevada says
"We did not give up because... we had a connection. People didn't realize it. I guess they were jealous because we had something that they did not. Other people say otherwise but... what they see is what they get. There's always these cliche sayings that true love and good always prevails and all that, but it's true. People say true love doesn't exist, but I facepalm at them because love doesn't have to be the romantic kind of love" Nevada states
"Not right away of course, over time, yes. It can happen. People thought that I was... arrogant. They thought of that more when I got together with Texas. I wouldn't say that really, more like prideful which... I guess it is still arrogance, but at least its not to the point where I keep boasting around and think that other people are below me, yeah?" Nevada asks as Massachusetts chuckles and nods
"I stayed strong because of me and Texas had that true love. I've never been so happy when I was with her. I'm telling you. At the end of the day in the long run, when you're too old and on your deathbed, no one is going to be there more than your loved ones, especially your true love. If no one is around, your true love may be there for you" Nevada states
"Friends and family say that they will always be there, but there are many times where they won't, however the husband or the wife will be there for you. No matter the problems, for better or for worse. It's what life is about really. Finding out your passions, having dreamas and sacrificing them... finding love and getting your heart broken... just remember that" Nevada says
Massachusetts tries to say something
"F*ck, I can't find the words... so I'll just say thank you" Massachusetts says as Nevada smiles
"Go on then" Nevada says
Massachusetts then leaves
Nevada whistles to herself
"Kids, next thing you know they're all grown up" Nevada says as she sees Enterprise and Hornet exchanging money
"Really? You two have a bet about her love life?" Nevada asks
"Easiest 20 bucks of my entire life" Hornet says
"Apparently she could feel the horrendous tension between Jean Bart and Massachusetts like its a ticking time bomb" Enterprise says with a confused expression
"Let me guess, Texas taught you how to be a love expert?" Nevada asks as Hornet nods
"And yet you couldn't even confess to Northampton, its understandable though" Nevada says
"H-Hey!" Hornet yells
"She has a point" Enterprise says
"You, be quiet. You were too dense for your own good" Nevada says as Enterprise quickly nods
Hornet II shows up
"Hi" She says
"Who is this? And why does she look like Hornet?" Enterprise asks
"Oh, I met her a couple of minutes ago, she was just talking with the other girls. Her name is... well.." Nevada says
Essex quickly arrives
"Her name is Kearsa-" Essex tries to say
"Hornet" Hornet II says with a smile
...
"Why are you so small?" Hornet asks
"Why do you look so much like me?" Hornet II asks
"Uhh... hey, Hill, help me out here, I don't remember" Essex asks
"Essex... you really need to move on. Her name is Hornet... and she's... how do I say this... she's like what if Hornet had to be out of action in 9 months for a certain reason and then boom, this child was made" Bunker Hill replies
The shipgirls are silent
"I feel like I have to strangle someone but you said 'What if', so that just makes me confused" Enterprise says
"I... did I.. I- I had s*x?!" Hornet yells
"That's for me to know and for you to figure out" Bunker Hill tries to say as Essex smacks her head
"Stop the teasing" Essex says
"Are you my mom?" Hornet II asks
"No I'm not... I'm actually not sure.." Hornet replies
Hornet II goes to Enterprise
"Hm? Is there something you want to ask?" Enterprise asks
"I never asked this in my world... but why is it that you become upset everytime you see me? It's like as if I remind you of someone you lost... you are almost on the verge of crying too..." Hornet II asks
The shipgirls are silent
Enterprise then proceeds to headpat Hornet II, which makes the child confused
"Is she a war veteran?" Enterprise asks
"Yes, if you're wondering why she's not traumatized... let's just say me and my other sisters made sure that little Hornet kept her innocence. That includes half-sis Yorky" Essex replies
"I feel like I want to strangle you" Enterprise says as Essex chuckles nervously
"Please don't though" Essex quickly says
Minutes later
The shipgirls are now meeting in the cinema
Jean Bart and Massachusetts are talking
"Listen, Jean, you and your sister are how a dog and cat would react if they got headpats" Massachusetts says
"But which is which?" Jean Bart asks
"See exactly, and Clemenceau-" Massachusetts replies
"Please don't talk about her" Jean Bart says
"Then please listen to me Jean" Massachusetts
"Here we go again" Jean Bart mumbles
"I'm pretty sure the world has a lot of complete idiots that don't care or think about what matters, and you are not a complete idiot. You got two younger sisters, Gascogne who is a robot-" Massachusetts says
"Don't call her a robot" Jean Bart says
"See? You do care. And I mean... Gascogne literally built a Schwerer Gustav. I don't know where she got that idea from" Massachusetts says
"Out of the question" Jean Bart says
"You didn't even ask a question, so you have no right to say that to me. Especially since you've been inside of me" Massachusetts remarks
Jean Bart is silent
"Inside as in the actual ship, my outside is... I guess my human-self. And you must admit, my inside is as gorgeous as my outside" Massachusetts says
Jean Bart is still silent
"You're weird" Jean Bart comments
"You're weirder. Listen Jean, if you can touch grass, then you can certainly touch my *ss" Massachusetts says
Jean Bart is silent again
"And don't be an a**hole. A**holes are people who have no care in the world and don't think about others. Oh, by the way, when are you going to touch my chest again?" Massachusetts asks
"I told you before, I did that for no reason. I just wanted to confirm the weight!" Jean Bart yells
"Okay... do you want me to hit you then? It's okay to cry" Massachusetts says
"Why do you really want to see me cry?!" Jean Bart asks
"Yes" Massachusetts replies
"Don't just say 'Yes' like that!" Jean Bart yells
"Then ask me out, I wouldn't say no" Massachusetts adds
"Finally! You say something that is worth doing!" Jean Bart says
Massachusetts is silent
Jean Bart is also silent
"What now?" Jean Bart asks
"That's my line, make your own" Massachusetts replies
The shipgirls watching the couple argument are silent
"Couples arguments..." Scharnhorst says
"I agree.." Duke of York says
"You, shut up" Scharnhorst says
"You want me to bangeth you?" Duke of York asks
"No!" Scharnhorst yells
"I didn't mean the bed kind of bang" Duke of York says
"Vat..." Scharnhorst says
"I meant the me sinking you kind of bang" Duke of York says
"Hah! As if you could, imagine that actually happens in alter-worlds" Scharnhorst says
Duke of York stares at her
"Can you let me sucketh some of thy blood at least?" Duke of York asks
"No, go do that to your own sister" Scharnhorst says
"Which sister?" Duke of York asks
"Wales" Scharnhorst replies
"She's taken already" Duke of York says
Scharnhorst is silent
"I thought the rumor of you doing inc*st to Wales were just... well rumors..." Scharnhorst says
In another area
"Ara~? Who is this?" Lexington asks
"This is Kearsa- I mean Hornet II. Essex-class" Essex says
"Aww... this reminds me of when Hornet was a child.. except that she has Essex-class clothing.. but she still has her looks.." Yorktown says
"Big sis Yorky? You're here too?" Hornet II asks as Yorktown carries her
"I'm not from your world, but you can still call me Yorky" Yorktown says
"Okay" Hornet II says as Yorktown lets her down to talk to the other kansens
"This feels nice, it's like I'm back in time~" Yorktown says
"Except that we're older and have actual experience" Enterprise says
"Oh yes... that's very much true... the amount of trouble you two caused me back then.. until now" Yorktown comments as Enterprise looks away
"Trouble? What are you talking about? It's called being siblings" Enterprise says
"See, exactly..." Yorktown says as she looks at Hornet II talking with Laffey
Shinano then picks Laffey up
"Let's go to our places..." Shinano says
"No mom... I want to talk more... five more minutes?" Laffey asks
"No.."
"Two more miniutes?" Laffey asks again
"No is no..." Shinano says
"One more minute..?" Laffey asks
"Do you think there's a reason as to why these certain shipgirls are invited?" Enterprise asks
"Hmm... I guess you just have to..." Yorktown says
"Put your faith in what you most believe in~ Two worlds, one family... trust your heart, let fate decide, to guide these lives we see~" Yorktown sings
"Oh god" Enterprise says
"Raise your head up, lift high the load~ Take strength from those that need you. Build high the walls, build strong the beams... your future is waiting, but danger is no stranger there... no words describe a mother's tears... no words can heal a broken heart... a dream is gone, but where there's hope... Somewhere something is calling for you... two worlds, one family. Trust your heart. Let fate decide. To guide these lives we see~" Yorktown sings
"Nice song. But I think we should get settled in now" Enterprise says
Later, everyone eventually got in their respective seats
"Alright... three girls added, which means three girls to leave"
"I'll go..." KC Amagi says
"Ich auch (Me too)" Agir adds
"Ich drei (Me three).." Lutzow says
"Alright then, say your goodbyes. Remember to not tell anyone what happened here, not like they'll believe you anyway. But if you try to speak of it, you won't be able to say it"
"Goodbye my fellow kansens" Agir says
"We're going to meet again anyway, feigling (coward)" August Von Parseval says as Agir gives the middle finger
"I can't wait to take a nap.." Lutzow says
"You're lively for an old lady" Prinz Eugen comments
"I'm almost 30 years old... I'm not old.." Lutzow remarks
"By ship standards, yes you are" Prinz Eugen says as Lutzow sighs
A minute later, the three girls were then teleported back to their world
"Sooo... are you ready for Tank Fish... again?"
"Our lord and savior is back!" Graf Zeppelin says
"You take him too seriously for your own good..." Peter Strasser says
"Fish have tanks?" Massachusetts asks
Everyone stares at her
"What? Ever heard of Bikini Bottom? Whatever that is?" Massachusetts says
The video starts
Lord Tank fish is seen
He then speaks Russian
"A few centuries ago... the glorious USSR lost the space race to the Americans despite having sent to space the first satellite, the first animal, and the first man. 'Oh we landed on the moon first so we win the Space Race'. PHAK YOU! THAT SHET'S PROBABLY FAKE ANYWAYS!" Tank Fish yells
The shipgirls are silent
"What a loser" Albacore says
"We will not let Space be contaminated by filthy capitalism" Tank Fish states
The Chaos Legion's space fleet is seen
"But at least give Capitalism some space will you?" Columbia says
Some laugh, many others groan
"That was good, come on" Columbia says
"And for some reason the Russians sent a dog into space, why not a cow? It could've seen the Milky Way" Montpelier says
"Nah, it would keep spacing out" Denver says
"I feel like money in space would be called Starbucks" Wisconsin adds
"ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU!" Texas yells
"Then comet us, bro!" Montpelier says
"My god... you guys are out of this world" Texas says
"To infinity, and beyond!" Denver yells
"Very funny, now please be quiet" Texas says
Back to reacting
"You may have won the Space Race but we are going to win the Space War" Tank Fish says
Epic montage of space battles show
"So basically, the USSR got salty about a race to a three-dimensional sphere that orbits around our dustball of a planet which also makes Earth more livable" Georgios Averof says
"I wonder how space battles would work" Mikasa says
"Let's not think about it or else we would lose more of our brain cells" Avrora says
First Battle: The Baltic Fleet
"All right welcome to space wars boys" Tank Fish says
Two planes crash in the hangar
"There's not even a battle yet and there's already chaos and 2 casualties" Kaga says
"They just suck at flying, senpai" Zuikaku says
"And they're great at blowing up apparently" Kaga says
"You guys are- basically the Communists and NATO... which is actually just US... fight over space rocks" Tank Fish says
"Is this game just Naval Warfare but in space?"
"Uh... yeah" Tank Fish replies
Mission Brief
"The plan for this battle is simple. Get something cheap and save up points as fast as possible. Don't die, because you lose points and that's a skill issue. Once most of us have 2050, we spawned in the Baltic Fleet" Tank Fish says
"So basically... more points... better ships, but what kind of points are they?" Mutsu asks
"Gamer points I guess, no idea child" Yamato replies
"The day has c*m"
"To quote Optimus Prime, I am c*mming" Wisconsin says
"My time has c*m" Duke of York says as King George V smacks her in the head
"I will blow you all to kingdom c*m" Massachusetts says
"Hey, only you can do that to me" Jean Bart says
"I don't get any of this..." Hornet II says
"Don't worry about it, unless you get older" Hornet says
(First space jokes, now its dirty jokes... what next... a combination of both?) Texas thought
"I'm sorry but this is USSR airspace" Tank Fish says as he shoots down an enemy
"Airspace? There's no air..." A pilot says
"Shut the f*ck up" Another pilot says
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"He has a point" Taihou says
"What about the Battle of Midway? That didn't make any sense, because that battle didn't even take place in the middle of the Pacific War yet" Hiryu says
The shipgirls stop laughing
"Shut up, sister" Soryu says
"What I said makes sense and you know it. Midway? More like... Midpoint" Hiryu says
"Enemy dive bomber coming for the outpost!"
"I got him, don't worry. I got him" Tank Fish says as he tries to shoot the dive bomber down
He misses
"Is he a rookie?" Hornet II asks
"HA! Skill issue" Massachusetts says
"Says the one who can't even fly a plane" Jean Bart remarks
"I launch them, I don't fly them. There's a difference. And no wonder why America won the Space Race, the Communists were probably Stalin" Massachusetts says
The shipgirls groan
"I DID NOT GET HIM!" Tank Fish yells
"INTERCEPTING!"
"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!"
"It was at this moment that he knew, he had to make a sacrifice for the greater good" Tank Fish says in slow motion as the enemy plane drops a 1H0-Gravity Bomb
But it hit an ally plane instead
"Wait... he blocked it!"
"Wait what" Tank Fish says
"He body blocked the f*cking nuke"
"No f*cking way" Tank Fish says
"He what now?" Tallinn asks
"A pilot blocked somehow blocked a nuke, I applaud" Gangut says
"That pilot's death shall give inspiration for other pilots!" Minsk says
"His sacrifice for the Motherland shall not be forgotten"
"He's a hero of the Soviet Union" Tank Fish says
"Help! There's someone on my *ss! Where's my wingman?!" Jerry says in a heavy fighter as he is being chased by another heavy fighter
"Oh... I'm dead as hell" Wingman says from the heavens
"Don't worry Jerry, I got you!" Tank Fish yells as starts firing on the enemy fighter
"I'm going down!" Jerry screams as he gets shot down
"NOOOO!!! Jerry!!" Tank Fish yells
"Another pilot makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Rodina"
"Sure, 'Ultimate Sacrifice'. Bullsh*t" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"No, not Comrade Jerry!" Kirov yells
"His service for the Motherland shall not be forgotten" Sovetskaya Rossiya says
Scene cuts to Tank Fish running out of ammo
"Oh wait... WAIT! I- I ran out of bullets! Somebody help me! I can't fight back!" Tank Fish yells
Some shipgirls facepalm
"Get your *ss out of there then" Enterprise says
"Welp, he's a goner. Probably" Littorio says
"Just go back to base... if there is a reloading station or something" Roma says
"How many kills did you get?"
"I don't know! didn't count..." Tank Fish replies
"Five?"
"Probably..." Tank Fish replies
"Top Gun... he's space Top Gun!"
"Top Gun?" The shipgirls ask
"Basically the best of the best" Wisconsin replies
(Still need to see Maverick) She thought
Montage shows of Tank Fish basically destroying his enemies
Eventually, he dies, because of chasing an enemy
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"What a loser... he flew too low..." Shoukaku says
"Better to die a fool than live a coward... does that make sense...? I have no idea" Zuikaku says
"While I'm floating in space... dead. Let me tell you about today's sponsor. War Thunder" Tank Fish says
"What's this? Another game to cause suffering? Or be the one who suffers?" Graf Zeppelin says
The scene then cuts to more gameplay
"Bruh" Graf Zeppelin says
"Joe Biden!" Tank Fish says
"I got a 12-pack of that gorilla"
"Joe Biden, watch out there's a mine!"
A Frigate named Joe Biden is shown
(Ah, Sleepy Joe. I'm probably going to get scrapped for even thinking about that) Wisconsin thought
"Joe Biden, no!"
Joe Biden then gets absolutely destroyed
(Never thought in my life that I would type a sentence like that)
"Mr. President!" Tank Fish yells
"Eagle down! EAGLE DOWN!!"
A clip of Joe Biden tripping is shown
"He tripped on a mine!"
"Welp, there goes the President" Hornet says
"For some reason I'm feeling bad for him..." Lexington says
"Probably because he is old... like you..." Yorktown mumbles
"Why is Joe Biden in the Soviet team?"
"Because he's a liberal" Tank Fish replies
"F*cking communist"
"So he's on the opposite team just for fun, if I'm getting this correctly..." Enterprise says
Scene changes to planes in base
"Guys, land to repair and replenish ammo" Tank Fish says
A plane crashes
"Nice landing, dude" Essex says
"I guess he doesn't need repairing" Intrepid says
"He probably did that on purpose..." Ticonderoga says
"To not fight anymore? He could've probably just go to another planet, maybe Saturn since it has a nice ring to it" Bunker Hill says
"And he probably needed an asteroid belt to hold up his pants" Shangri-La replies
(Maybe I'll stop now)
"The f*ck?"
"Well that's one way to land" Tank Fish says
"Uh... they're attacking one of our Light Fighters" A pilot says
"Oh we're not letting that slide guys... deploy everyone! Go go go go go!" Tank Fish commands as the entire squadron deploys
"Thoughts and prayers for their enemies girls..." Saint Louis says
"Go go go go go guys! Go! Oh my God!" Tank Fish says
The enemies are getting obliterated
"Get 'em boys! Get 'em!"
A cruiser then shoots Tank Fish out of space
"Oh f*ck! I got nailed in the face by a heavy cruiser!" Tank Fish says
"What a shot" Blucher says
Later...
"All right boys, it's time let them capture whatever. We're gonna spawn our battleships" Tank Fish says
"Oh my God... look at the map" A soldier says
The map shows the big ships
"Do you think they will win?" Gangut asks
"One, it's Tank Fish. Two, depends since people with too much confidence won't last really long unless they deal with their enemies quick. Three, there is no three" Graf Zeppelin replies
"They're like What the hell'! They're so confused! The Baltic fleet has arrived!" Tank Fish says
Chat says...
"They have 4 battle ships"
But...
"They have four battleships? We have a lot more than that Jimbo"
Tank Fish is now inside a battleship
"So that's what... space battleships look like..." Shinano says
"Imagine our sister as a space battleship" Musashi says
Yamato meanwhile hears someone say "Uchū Senkan Yamato!"
(What was that) Yamato thought
"My God this is scary! 'Hey guys we're winning we're pushing the Soviets back!' The 20 battleships in question! Set course for C! We will take back what was OURS" Tank Fish says
"Enemy battleship is in range though..."
"We can clearly see that..." Illustrious says
"R*peth them then. Simple enough" Duke of York says
"What's wrong with her?" Northampton asks
"She's always been like that unfortunately..." Howe replies
"Nevermind, we pound their battleships first" Tank Fish says
Battleships get destroyed, one battleship wisely retreats
"Priorities... taking over a base can wait" Victorious says
"It will maybe get destroyed anyways sometime in the future.." Formidable says
"The rumbling is coming..."
...
(Full song next chapter to be sung by ACAS (Admiral Hipper, Cleveland, Akagi, Sheffield)
...
Chapter is done, have a meme: The question is... is it good though?