ATITTIES
me
can someone buy me nuggets
wooyoung
bitch you have a whole
ass supermarket under your
house go get them yourself
lazy ass
me
fuck you
yunho
he's got a point tho cant
you go get them yourself
me
YES BUT I DONT WANT TO
yeosang
no offence but i'm kinda
busy queen so i can't rn
me
i literally don't care i just want
nuggets
hongjoong
but you can't get them
yourself?
me
HERES THE THING
HONGJOONG I DONT
FUCKING WANT TO
me
i've got one kid actively
shitting his pants the other
one has my boob in a death
grip and a dog who is so
obedient and perfect he's
literally doing nothing i love
him
me
but i can't leave the house
rn so either someone gets
me my fucking nuggets or
i rain absolute hellfire upon
this earth
me
make a decision
seonghwa
i can do it
me
fuck you all seonghwa
is my favourite cmon we're
getting married
mingi
hey.
mingi
woah
mingi
stop for a second
me
no he offered before you
seonghwa wins stfu don't
ever speak to me again
mingi
i'm literally at the fkn store
rn i can get your nuggets
me
okay slay but still
mingi
no not "but still"
me
yes
mingi
no
me
yes
mingi
NO
me
YYYEEESSSSSS
mingi
No.
me
fine then i'll marry whoever
gets here first
san
MOVE BITCHES I NEED
TO BUY NUGGETS
wooyoung
EW NO IM BUYING THEM
jongho
STFU I WANT TO GET THEM
yeosang
FUCK YALL IM LITERALLY
MADE OF SPEED THERES
NO WAY YOULL BEAT ME
san
FUCK YOU I SAID IT FIRST
wooyoung
NUH UH
san
YUH HUH
yeosang
YUNA JUST PICK ME ALREADY
san
FUCK HIM PICK ME
san
WAIT NO DONT FUCK HIM
me
idk...
wooyoung
NO BITCH WHAT ABOUT
ME
jongho
UHH HELLO YOU LITERALLT
SAID IF IT DOESNT WORK
OUT BETWEEN YOU AND
HYUNG THAT I WAS NEXT
THIS CLEARLY IS NOT
WORKING OUT SO IM NEXT
wooyoung
STFU IVE ALWAYS BEEN
NEXT AND YOU KNOW IT
me
this is amusing
me
oops sorry ladies mingi just
got home and he has nuggets
yeosang
FUCK I HATE THAT GUY
wooyoung
REAL.
san
fuck song mingi /srs
san
WAIT NO DONT FUCK HIM
me
idk he kinda sorta slayed
me
+ look at him making my
nuggets he's so sexy
me
*short video of mingi putting
nuggets in an air fryer*
seonghwa
why tf does he look so goofy
yunho
LEGIT THO WHAT IS SO
GOOFY ABT HIM TODAY
I DONT GET IT
hongjoong
he looks so silly trying to
figure out how it works
me
he's so dumb
me
i love him
wooyoung
blegh stfu
san
i'm gonna throw up
yeosang
MOVE BITCHES IM
ALREADY GAGGING
me
YOURE LITERALLY
BULLYING HIM OMG STOP
san
HE CRUSHED MY DREAMS
I CANT NOT BULLY HIM
THAT WOULD MAKE ME A
WIMP
me
stfu you're the biggest wimp
i know and i'm literally dating
mingi
wooyoung
DONT GET MAD AT US FOR
BULLYING HIM AND THEN
CALL HIM A WIMP
yeosang
omg what is happening
yunho
idk but i'm enjoying it
jongho
same
me
BEAUTIFUUULLLL JUST
THE WAY THAT YOU WOULD
LOOK AT ME WAS SO MUCH
ID NEVER WANT TO LEAVE
wooyoung
real.
yunho
convo died send pics of
the twins or i'm leaving
me
*hakkun*
yunho
OMG HES SO CUTE
wooyoung
LOOK AT THOSE ROLLS
OMG
yeosang
OMG ROLLY BABY
me
y'all wanna see rolls
me
*eunji*
me
GIRL GOT THE WHOLE ASS
BAKERY
seonghwa
AWWWAWWWAWWW
hongjoong
omg i love her
san
SHE SO FAT AND ROLLY AND
CHUBBY AND JDHDJEHSJSH
jongho
IM HER BIGGEST FAN
me
tf do you mean she's her
own biggest fan
me
she's like impossible to
carry omg
me
threw my back out tryna
pick her up this morning
wooyoung
slay i think?
me
not really
me
shit went snap crackle pop
and then i got stuck half
bent over like a grandma
me
my bones are so much older
than me
yunho
can't you like bend in half
me
yeah
me
doesn't mean it feels good
or that it's easy
me
LITERALLY CANT MOVE
WITHOUT WORRYING
IM GONNA START GLOWING
hongjoong
what does that even mean
me
like a glow stick? you know
you crack the glass tube
inside and it glows
me
that's literally what i sound
like look
me
*yuna standing from the
lounge and her bones sound
like burning wood*
wooyoung
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED
san
*san looking horrified*
san
THAT WAS MY GENUINE
REACTION
seonghwa
you sound like a keyboard
me
LMAO
me
oop my nuggets are ready
me
OMG HE BOUGHT FRIES TOO
me
AND TACOS?????
wooyoung
WHERE TF DID HE GET
TACOS FROM
me
IDK BUT THEY LOOK SO
GOOD
me
girl dinner
me
*a plate of fries and nuggets
and tacos in a takeaway box*
me
i don't understand that joke
tbh
seonghwa
#YUNAISEATINGFOODIM
GONNASTARTCRYING
me
chill out fam
seonghwa
NO I JUST- YOUVE COME
SO FAR
me
not really
yunho
you really have
yunho
going from not eating at all
to eating like a king is huge
me
thanks
hongjoong
why do i feel like a proud dad
me
me too
me
look
me
*mingi feeding the twins and
doing airplanes and shit and
they just fkn love the guy*
jongho
i'm sorry but when will
someone look at me with
as much love as these
<1 year olds look at their
father
wooyoung
dudes don't even understand
the concept of love yet THOSE
STARES
san
KKUNIS EYES STOP IM
OBSESSED
seonghwa
not as much as i am
yunho
this isn't fair
hongjoong
stfu jihoon looks at you
exactly the same way
yeosang
IM SORRY DID YOU NOT
SEE THE VIDEO I TOOK
THE OTHER DAY OF
KKUNI WATCHING YOU
RECORDING
yeosang
*yeosang got a video of
hakkun staring at hongjoong
in the booth and he's smiling
and his eyes are sparkling
little boy is in LOVE*
san
KhjGgc?hYgh(cfhc6g(
wooyoung
FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA
SAY THAY
me
man these babies are so cute
i want fourteen more
yunho
i mean considering the fact
that y'all apparently do it
every day i wouldn't be surprised
me
WHEN WILL YOU STOP
TALKING ABOUT OUR SEX
LIFE
yunho
when it dies.
mingi
don't date your best friend's
sister it's the worst decision
i've ever made