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Minghao: if you can't kill them, dress better than them.
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Seungcheol: hey dino! Can you help me pick up this box? it's quite very heavy.
Dino picking up the box effortlessly: Nothing is more heavier than the weight of my depression.
Seungcheol: I am impressed as well as concerned now.
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Seungkwan: three words, say them and I'm yours.
Vernon: three words.
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Jeonghan: Joshuji? Did you sit on a pile of sugar?
Joshua: *confused* no, why?
Jeonghan: because you got pretty sweet ass there.
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Seungcheol: where is Hoshi?
Woozi: somewhere out there disappointing god.
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Woozi: I have a nickname for you.
Hoshi: what is it?
Woozi: nothing.
Hoshi, frowning: why would you say that?
Woozi: because if someone asks me, what I'm thing about, I can say "Nothing"
Hoshi:
Hoshi: *small voice* I love you
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Wonwoo: you aren't going to believe who the most beautiful person I know is.
Mingyu: who?
Wonwoo: read the first two words.
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Jeonghan: [coughs violently]
Wonwoo: don't die.
Jeonghan: don't tell me what to do.
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Joshua: ice is actually water having a boner.
Wonwoo: *crying* please shut the Fuck up.
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Vernon: three
Mingyu: two
Wonwoo: one......woo
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Jeonghan *to Joshua*: Did we go to school together?
Joshua: huh?
Jeonghan: I could swear we had chemistry.
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I hope you enjoyed...
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