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Mitsuya: My room was neat and clean.
Mitsuya: then I decided what to wear.
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Kazutora: *On the phone* Hey Baji, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Baji: why the hell do you need $5000?
Kazutora: for an escape room.
Baji: what kind of an escape room costs $5000?
Kazutora:
Kazutora: Jail...
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Takeomi: So are you the big spoon or little spoon?
Wakasa: I'm the knife
Shinichiro: *From across the room* he's a little spoon.
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Haruchiyo: Be a bigger person.
Senju: No, I'm 5 feet tall and bitter, you be a big person.
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*Date at a Zoo*
Izana: So what are they in for?
Mikey: this isn't a prison.
Izana: So they can leave?
Mikey: well no but-
Izana: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone.
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Draken: would you like to tell me why is courtyard covered in oranges?
Mikey: orange you glad about it?
Draken:
Mitsuya:
Baji:
Takemitchi:
Chifuyu:
Draken: So anyways-
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Inui: How did this happened?
Koko, *stuck in trash can*: How does anything happen? Move past it.
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Mikey: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is cancelled.
Taiju: You can't cancel a Holiday.
Mikey: keep it up, Taiju, and you'll lose new year.
Taiju: what does that mean?
Mikey: Hakkai! Take taiju's new year away.
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Takemitchi: Are you calling me a liar?
Chifuyu: well I ain't calling you a truther.
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Baji: Yo, Is Kisaki sleeping or Dead?
Chifuyu: Hopefully dead, I hate that guy.
Baji: Yeah, so do I.
Kisaki: *wakes up* First of all, Fuck You guys.
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Hope so you enjoyed....
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