MESSAGES
Honey Honey🍯
dont go to mcdonalds
im there rn
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Bro why would you tell me that
Just makes me want to go to Mcdonalds
Honey Honey🍯
but dont
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Why you dont know what i look like
Honey Honey🍯
the phrasing implies that you know what i look like
you stalker
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I do know what you look like
Yellow Hair
Purple eyes
Honey Honey🍯
woah woah hol up buster
youre describing me perfectly
this is creepy
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I am just such a mastermind
Honey Honey🍯
what if i told you im a mastermind
and now your mineeee
sorry tay tay reference
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay then
I really wanted to go to Mcdonalds though
Honey Honey🍯
oi fuck off
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Right then bruv
Want some tea and crumpets innit
Honey Honey🍯
cause i said oi?
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yes
Honey Honey🍯
k
you can order online
i was here first bitch
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Ordering online isnt the same
Its got a different vibe
Honey Honey🍯
hey
u made me order online remember
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
yeah but that was YOU
Honey Honey🍯
whats that supposed to mean ):
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I think you know what that means
Honey Honey🍯
ugh
ur so mean
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I know
Anyhow
I was watching a stream today
Honey Honey🍯
oh really
nerd
whose stream
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well it was the love or host
Do you know what that is?
Honey Honey🍯
i think i have a general idea of it yes
my friend wil likes the show
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay then
But it was for this girl named Connie
And she won with the Slimecicle guy
Yk the guy you were talking abt w Chuckle Sandwich and JRWI
Honey Honey🍯
hey bitch
it wasnt just me talking abt him
you were the one watching his 24 hour stream
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Right
I was watching
Honey Honey🍯
huh
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Nevermind
So she won and they had a 'date' stream after
Cause thats how to the show works
Honey Honey🍯
uh huh
what was the point of this conversation
i dont know this connie girl
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well I was just thinking
Its interesting right
Honey Honey🍯
huh
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well my name is Charlie
Like the Slimecicle guy
And youre Cornelia
Like Connie
Honey Honey🍯
i guess that is weird
but if youre implying that im connie your wrong
the only person that calls me anything close to that is dev
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
You see
Thats another weird thing
Cause Connies friends with this one girl
Devlemons
Honey Honey🍯
oh
yes but this would also be implying that your the slimecicle guy
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay wait for real though
What kind of confrontation is this
Are you actually Connielive
Honey Honey🍯
well i guess that depends
are you the slimecicle guy
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Welll I guess that would depend too
Honey Honey🍯
bro im not just doing this over and over
are you him
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yeah
Honey Honey🍯
yeah okay im Connie
you caught me or whatever
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
That means we actually live close to one another yk
Honey Honey🍯
it does doesnt it
wait
oh my god no
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What
Honey Honey🍯
i willingly went on a date with someone who uses extra lettuce
a herbivore if you will
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yes you did
Honey Honey🍯
im piecing all this together in my brain right now
how did i not figure it out sooner
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Im surprised that i didnt get it sooner either
Honey Honey🍯
mehhhh
you have a friend named ted
you were talking about an episode
and vegetables which is your bit
holy shit
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What
Honey Honey🍯
i called you funny
and said you were my favourite guy from the two podcasts
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yes you did
Honey Honey🍯
and you werent inflating his ego
it was just you talking about yourself
selfish prick
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
You were inflating my ego too
Honey Honey🍯
i was wasnt i
OH MY GOD
in the 24 hour stream when you were messaging someone
you were messaging ME
wtfffff
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yeah okay you definitely shouldve figured it out sooner
Honey Honey🍯
'im familiar with that podcast' my ass bro
you were more than familiar
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yup
If I didnt know you better I would think youre fangirling
Honey Honey🍯
well im not
bitch
what tipped you off
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
The cat
Cement
Honey Honey🍯
oh
you were acting very strangely from that yes yes
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
But I shouldve known too
Youre friends with Dev and Nick(isnotgreen)
And Wil(bur) who you interact with on twitter
Honey Honey🍯
yeah but its not like you actively enjoy my content
i didnt think you knew who i was
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I watch your stuff
Honey Honey🍯
huh
liar
you dont have to suck up to me yk
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
No I seriously do
Which brings me to another point
You said you literally hated minecraft????
Honey Honey🍯
oh right i did do that
haha
in my defense
it was very funny
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
And I was looking at the timing of your lives on twitch and our messages
After you said you hated minecraft you literally started streaming the game with Dev
Honey Honey🍯
mhm
OH MY GOD
WAIT HOLY SHIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What is it now
Honey Honey🍯
THE CORN PUNS
THAT WASNT YOU BEING WEIRD
THAT WAS JUST YOU BEING YOU
HOW DID I NOT KNOW JSJSJSJS
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Im not sure
Honey Honey🍯
AND THE ALEXIS GUY
THATS QUACKITY????
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Yeah lmao
Honey Honey🍯
im literally so dumb wtf
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Ikr
Honey Honey🍯
that wasnt me wanted you to agree
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well I do so
I might aswell voice my opinions
Honey Honey🍯
so funny
im laughing out loud right now
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
In public?
Honey Honey🍯
totally
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Alright then
Im going
I gotta order Mcdonalds online cause you dont want to see me
Honey Honey🍯
listen man
ive had enough social interaction today
maybe in three to five business days
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Huh
Honey Honey🍯
business days are the 32nd of every month
bitch
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Wow im offended
Goodbye ConnieLive
Honey Honey🍯
bye slimecicle
holy shit it just hit me again ive been talking to slimecicle
what the fuck