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Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Dude have you ever thought of how many doors are on earth
Like actually thought about it
Honey Honey🍯
no???
y
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well like what is a door
Proper definition
Honey Honey🍯
its a thing for things to pass through
i think
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Right
So like cabinets and drawers are door
Honey Honey🍯
yeah
obviously
i dont understand where youre going with this
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
And you can pass through like just wood right
Like sliding wood
Honey Honey🍯
yes
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
So is a piece of wood just an inactive door?
Honey Honey🍯
what the shit man
holy fuck
that makes sense?
wouldnt every bit of material be an inactive door if we were going by that logic
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh shit
I didnt think that far but i think so??
There are definitely more doors than wheels
Honey Honey🍯
wouldnt everything be like inactive unshaped wheels
if were going by that logic
cause if you try hard enough you can roll anything
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
The fuck
I disagree with that
Honey Honey🍯
oh yeah? and why is that
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well cause then doors would be wheels
Honey Honey🍯
wouldnt wheels be doors to?
like inactive
cause you can pass through the ones we use for cars
and wooden wheels could be given a hinge and turn to a door but its still a door and its still a wheel
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Wouldnt there be the same amount of doors and wheels on the earth then
Honey Honey🍯
i dunno
are rocks just small wheels?
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
The fuck
Honey Honey🍯
most of them roll like wheels
so theyre wheels right
cause anything that rolls is a wheel
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I guess so
Honey Honey🍯
and they cant be doors
because theyre solid and nothing can pass through
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Wow
I think were coming to a huge realisation
Honey Honey🍯
theres an infinite amount of rocks on the earth
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
No???
Theres not
Honey Honey🍯
if you break a rock in half you get two rocks
you could do that forever
therefore infinite
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Stop being smart its hurting my brain
Im having brain palpatations
Im seeing colours
Honey Honey🍯
do you have your glasses on?
a -6.00 prescription is like the times of a blind person
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
How the fuck did you know I wear glasses
Are you a psychic
Honey Honey🍯
you told me dumbass
but if there are infinite rocks
and rocks are wheels
dont we have infinite wheels?
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
STOP
JUST STOP
THIS TURNED A LOT
DOES THAT MEAN THERES MORE WHEELS THAN DOORS
Honey Honey🍯
yes
that is what this means
why did you bring this up anyways
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I remembered a conversation I had with my friend a while back
Honey Honey🍯
again
you have friends
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I have many friends
They all love me
Honey Honey🍯
sureeee
sureeeeeeeee
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh fuck off
Youre just jealous of my friends
Because they know who I am
Honey Honey🍯
ik who you are too
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What
Honey Honey🍯
youre a 24 year old minecraft stan who is obsessed with corn
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh shut up
Honey Honey🍯
awww were you worried
that i knew who you actually are
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
No
Honey Honey🍯
i think you were
are you actually like a famous ass person
ARE YOU CHARLIE DEMALIO
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats not how you spell her name
And no
I was scared you were actually a stalker
Honey Honey🍯
says the one who has a note where they put everything they know about me
thats fucking creepy dude
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I gotta keep track of you somehow
Honey Honey🍯
again
fucking creepy
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What would I even do
In your words im just a 24 year old minecraft stan
Honey Honey🍯
who is obsessed with corn
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Right right
Honey Honey🍯
this could be a front though
ive definitely been talking for you long enough to track me
you could show up at my front door at any moment
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
But would I?
I dont see myself showing up anywhere anytime soon
Honey Honey🍯
agajn you could be lying
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
We just spent the last ten minutes talking about wheels
I dont think id go to the effort to talk about wheels with someone I wanted to stalk
Honey Honey🍯
but you could be stalking me because you love me
you would take the time to talk to me then
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I dont even know you???
Honey Honey🍯
HOW DO I KNOW THAT
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
JUST TRUST ME
Honey Honey🍯
fine.
ill trust you
i guess
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thank you
Anyhow
What city do you live in
Honey Honey🍯
WHAT THE FUCK CHARLIE
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
IM JOKING IM JOKING
Honey Honey🍯
YOU BETTER BE
I HAVE A SALT GUN IN MY HOUSE
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What the hell is that
Honey Honey🍯
its a salt gun obvi
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Why do you have one though
Honey Honey🍯
to kill flies
its very fun
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Where do I buy one
Honey Honey🍯
i am not telling you
youre going to steal my thing
you probably dont even have flies in your house
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
And you do?
Honey Honey🍯
yes
im pretty sure theres a nest somewhere in my house
or a hole for them to get in
because theres always at least one in my house
always
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats weird man
Where do you live ill send an exterminator
Honey Honey🍯
AGAIN??
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
SORRY SORRY GEEPERS CREEPERS
you did say that if i got mcdonalds you would tell me where you lived
Honey Honey🍯
and my name
and i also said i would make out with you
but obviously thats not happening anytime soon
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Hey ill have you know that loads of people would love to make out with me
Honey Honey🍯
weird thing to say
and it circles back to the what if your secretly famous thing
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I can assure you im not famous
Honey Honey🍯
why would anyone want to make out with you then
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Next question please
Honey Honey🍯
youre such a liar yk that right
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I am not
You just have to trust me again
Honey Honey🍯
that people want to kiss you?
only in your dreams would that happen
you mother shucker
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
OH MY GOD
YOU MADE A CORN PUN??
IM SO PROUD WOW
Honey Honey🍯
fuck off