The climax continues
Mighty Eagle somehow sees the battle from his mountain. He goes back into his cave and looks at an old poster of himself. He is either inspired or definitely scared
"Just try and fly, dude. And get in shape" Hornet says
"Lil' Enty coming at you with some Douglass rhymes! Can't even break away and form a principality, cuz you're a b*tch and I'm an eagle of possibility!" Enterprise raps
(Full "Grey Ghost" Rap Song coming out next chapter. Definitely not a song about Enterprise just roasting Akagi)
Back to reacting
"Okay. I want you to curl up into a little ball, alright? Make yourself aerodynamic" Red instructs
"Like this?" Bubbles asks as he inflates
"To the left! To the left!" Chuck says
"Let me at 'em!"
"What can he do? He's so smol" Ark Royal says
"It will surprise you" Unicorn replies
"Launch!" Red yells
"Don't mess with Bubbles!" Bubbles yells
He hits none of the houses and crashes on a wooden dock
"Get him! Heat pile! Hog pile!" A group of pigs say
Bubbles then inflates
"I told you not to mess with me!" Bubbles shouts as he destroys a couple of houses in the process
"How does that even... what.." Ark Royal says
"Game logic.." Unicorn states
"Wow, that blows. I-uh, in a good way!" Red says
"What else could blow badly?" Z46 asks
"Bomb, as in the bird" U-47 replies
"And many other things... like ships when they get bombed at Pearl Har-" Akagi tries to say as Kaga smacks her
Chuck and Bomb then try to aim Stella
"To the left!" Chuck yells
"Oh. Hold on, wait. My left of your left?" Bomb asks as Chuck groans
"My left is your left. We are facing the same direction!" Chuck says
"Right. Good call" Bomb says
"Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there" Red comments
"Good advice, if you play the games..." Laffey says
"I got this you guys" Stella says
"Can you show your bubble ability?" Javelin asks
Stella gets launched from the slingshot and screams. She goes in the houses and jumps off them. After breaking a glass wall, a house falls over her. She escapes, but the pigs find her
"Bruh... I mean it doesn't make sense... but what ability does..." Javelin says
"Terence being a chonky boy does..." Laffey says
"Oh yeah" Javelin says
"She got far, but not far enough" Red says
Army Pigs throw plungers at Stella
"So they got cars... ships... army.. plungers... what's next that's somehow advanced? Planes? They don't even have guns" Columbia says
"Get her out of our town!"
"Uh oh!" Stella says as she makes a run for it
"We have to get closer" Red says
Judge Peckinpah gets launched from the slingshot
"Judge power!"
Peckinpah then hits a rock then a house, causing an explosion
"He's chicken now right?" Tirpitz asks
"He has rights to become a chicken" Z46 replies
"Your opinions are invalid, you minor. Your opinions are a human rights violation" Tirpitz retorts
FDG smacks Tirpitz
"Don't talk to your little sister like that!" FDG yells
"Auntie Ulrich?"
"What child?" Ulrich Von Hutten asks
"Am I a human rights violation?" Z46 asks
"We're not really human, well not completely human, but no. You're not a violation" Ulrich Von Hutten replies as she headpats Z46
"Danke, for helping reassuring my existence" Z46 says
"Trial by fire!" Bomb yells
"No, literally he's on fire right now. Can somebody please help him?" Chuck asks
Bomb brings the Doctor Bird and launches him
Back on Mighty Eagle's mountain
He plays a record of "Never Gonna Give You Up" as he prepares to fly
Enterprise gives the finger
(I can officially say that I've been rickrolled by a movie) Most shipgirls thought
"Jokes on you, I like this song.." Sheffield says
"Mighty Eagle's existence is that song..." Edinburgh says
"Mighty Eagle!" He yells as he flaps his wings
But his fat pushes down and he rolls off the cliff. He hangs off the cliff but falls anyway and screams in the process
"That's what Grim would be like if you fed him rations..." Yorktown says to Enterprise
"Or he would just die. Maybe I'll try smoking next" Enterprise says
Belfast smiles
"Grim should've went with me" Hornet comments
"Terence. I got an idea. Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder?" Red asks
Terence simply grunts
"Okay. Launch me right towards the top of that thing" Red says
Terence pulls the rubber. The other birds look worried, and Hal waves goodbye
"Ready?" Red asks
"Red, I'm not going to lie to you. I am *cries* going to miss you when you die" Chuck says
"Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace" Bomb says
"They need him until they don't" Texas says
"At least Chuck and Bomb care, I think. Though I can't say the same for the other birds. They don't get to insult Red his entire life and then ask him to feel sorry even though there are consequences" Nevada says
(Get the small Oppenheimer reference)
"This slingshot is going to break if Terence goes in. As if he will try" Mikasa says
"Hey, guys. Let's not get cheesy, okay?" Red asks
"THAT'S LITERALLY THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!" Graf Zeppelin yells
"That's my sister when she's drunk" Shangri-La says bluntly as Essex chuckles nervously
"Ready. Fire!" Red yells
Terence releases Red. Red screams, and later becomes angry as he curls up into a ball
"There's the trademark..." Laffey says
"This is gonna hurt..." Red says
He then hits the rock on top
"What was that? Huh?" Leonard asks, on a balcony
Red smashes through the castle's glass roof
"My roof!" Leonard screams
"Did he make it?" Chuck asks
"I hope he's okay" Bomb adds
The view zooms inside the castle
"I'm in!" Red yells
"I knew he would make it!" Bomb says
The other birds cheer, but Hal trips over
"Send everyone else!" Red yells
In another part of the castle
"Guards!" Leonard yells
Three guards were playing cards
"There's a red bird in these walls. Bring him to me" Leonard commands as the guards stop playing
"Aye aye, sir"
"Roger that, boss"
The three guard pigs listen closely to a wall
"Morons" Sheffield says
"Not in these walls. In the castle!" Leonard yells as he throws a plunger to a pig guard
"Come on you guys..."
"Here, pretty bird! Here, pretty bird" A pig guard says
Little do they know
Red is blending in with a painting of Leonard and pigs dancing while wearing a tutu. The pigs do not see him, and Red escapes in relief
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"He did it though" Blucher says
"Transport the eggs!" Leonard commands
Many army/guard pigs are marching, each carrying an egg into a room with the words "NO EGGS IN HERE"
"Very clever" Yamato says in a deadpan tone
Back to the slingshot
It is now Chuck's turn
"Launch me exactly the same way you did for-
Terence launches him
-Red!" Chuck yells
"I wasn't ready! Uh, faster!" Chuck screams as he accelerates in midair
He enters a window in the castle. He flies in the castle and hits some dishes and a cake in the kitchen, enters some flaming rings in a circus room, passes through a room full of cacti, and a room full of pigs training with swords. He exits by pushing a brick
"Should I be impressed or concerned?" Queen Elizabeth asks
"I'm not sure your majesty... but I think it should be both" Howe replies
"Thank you Howe, and I thought you were not royalty, just an unnecessary spare of your class that was brought into the world" Queen Elizabeth says
Howe tries to force a smile but frowns instead
King George V has a clear anger mark on her head
"I mean... it's kinda true.. I prefer Monarch..." Prince of Wales mumbles
King George V glares and smacks Wales
"Chuck, is that you?"Red asks
Chuck has broken teeth and a little bean
"Is this the house of horrors...?" Chuck asks
"I got to be honest. You look a little... fine. You look fine, come on!" Red says
"He looks rough" Enterprise says
"Bomb's on his way..." Chuck says
Scene changes to Bomb flying while doing "Mighty Eagle" noises
He lands in the castle walls and wrecks the stone bricks
A stone brick lands on Ross
"Ouchy!" Ross yells
Leonard laughs and gets hit with a rock
"Call in the Piggy Air Force!"
"I stand corrected" Columbia says
"Imagine they have a really big advanced submarine but they haven't invented aircraft carriers" Montpelier says
"If that's the case... I don't know how that would work. Each of their ships probably has a snout in the front" Denver comments
Sirens are heard outside
A group of pigs on dingy wooden airplanes take off on a ramp
"My loyal subjects. The treacherous birds have repaid our friendship with an unprovoked act of aggression!" Leonard states as one plane breaks off
"Unprovoked? Okay, how about this. The birds steal the pigs kids and they cook them" Montpelier says
"I don't think anyone wants that" Denver says
"The attack will fail! We have glass! We have wood! We have TNT" Leonard says as two planes crash into each other
"We tried to kill them with kindness and now we're just gonna have to... well. You know" Leonard says as pilot pigs drop dynamite sticks onto the birds
The sticks of dynamite explode, causing the birds to run
"Run!" Cyrus yells as he carries Judge Peckinpah away
The pigs shoot plungers and dynamite at the birds. The birds runs for their lives as Stella rolls on Bubbles
"F*ck them up. Got it" Hiryu says
"Why don't I, f*ck you up instead" Enterprise says
"Wat" Hiryu says
Enterprise summons her bow
Yorktown tries to headbonk but Enterprise aims her bow at her
"Don't try it!" Enterprise yells
Hornet headbonks Enterprise from behind
"I've always wanted to do that" Hornet says
Back to reacting
"Who's gonna go next?" A bird asks
Terence emerges from the crowd and growls
"Terence, buddy, destroy them. The pigs are asking for it now" Cleveland says
Terence is now on the slingshot
"Oh come on. At least the slingshot is sturdy" Mikasa says
"Aim for that ramp!"
"Terence! Terence! Terence!" The birds cheer and chant
"Yes!" Willow yells
Terence aims for the castle and stretches on the rubber
But due to his weight, the slingshot breaks
Mikasa stands up from her chair and begins to leave the cinema
"Comrade?" Avrora asks
Mikasa is heard yelling and cursing herself outside for jinxing it
She then comes back and sits down
"I KNOW it's human nature to do things like jinxing, but... come on!" Mikasa yells
Some shipgirls are concerned
Terence gasps in shock from the results
Scene changes into the castle
Red and Chuck are exploring and they reach a hallway full of doors
"No eggs in here. No. Nope. No. No" Chuck says
He then tries to open another door
"Hey! Whoa. I'm on this!" Red says as he opens the door
The door reveals another hallway with two twin pigs
"Redrum" They say
The shipgirls are silent
Essex drinks lemon whiskey
"I am literally the antichrist. I will bring upon the death and destruction of this entire world. Yeeessss~ Give in to your fears and hypocrisy. Hehehe~ Peasants who have cancer, anger, and depression gives me further sustenance which gives me the ability to put oil in my a-
Shangri-La throws holy water, smacks and headbonks Essex. And for good measure, she chokes her
Essex is now sleeping
The shipgirls don't say a word
"What are you girls worried about? If I wanted to kill some of you, you'd be dead already" Shangri-La states
"Looks like little sis became Shangry again" Intrepid says
"If a woman like her would make many enemies, then they would be our enemies... and then they will fear her. And us" Bunker Hill says
Back to reaction
"Uh... Never mind" Red says as he closes door
Scene cuts to a plane
It breaks down
"Backup engine!" A pilot yells
He pedals the engine but the plane breaks thanks to not paying attention and colliding with another plane
"Idiots" The carrier kansens say
Back to Red and Chuck
They were running in another hallway until...
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Hold on a second!" Red says
"Wait, I know that rear end, that's Bomb!" Chuck comments
Bomb is stuck
"Hmm..." Taihou says as Zuikaku smacks her head
"Yeah, uh, Chuck, that's not his rear end. That's his face, man" Red says
"Sorry, Bomb" Chuck says
"No problem. It's a shaky week" Bomb says in the wall, muffled
Red and Chuck pull him out
"Thanks for getting me out" Bomb says as Chuck is crushed by his rear end
"Oh my" Akagi says
"Don't even think it" AL Amagi says while smiling
Scene changes to a long table
The pigs are banging their forks and knives
"We want eggs! We want eggs!" The pigs yell
Ross lights a fire under a giant pot as the Chef Pig prepares
"Oh no..." Unicorn says
"These pigs disrespect me, they disrespect my fellow birds" Shoukaku says
Scene cuts where the eggs were stored
Five pig guards are seen laughing
"He was sick. But, then he got cured" A pig says while flipping a coin
The guards then laugh
"Was that a ham joke?" Yat Sen asks
"What do you think" Kirov says
The trio is nearby where they could be seen but don't get noticed
"No eggs in..." Chuck says as he suddenly gasps
"Oh, these are clever pigs" Chuck says
"Okay, look. I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left. Bomb, you can handle too. Chuck, I don't know if you can help? We got to figure out a way to get into that roo..." Red says as time suddenly slows down
Chuck begins messing with the pigs
"Oh look, it's what my power can do" Formidable says
He puts a paint bucket above one pig, pulls a plunger on the second one, and writes "FART FACE" on the third
Formidable uses her ability to stop time before a shipgirl can say anything
"If I could save time in a bottle~ The first thing that I'd like to do~ Is to save every day 'til eternity passes away just to spend them with friends~ If I could make days last forever, if words could make wishes come true... I'd save everyday like a treasure and then... again, I would spend them with family~ But there never seems to be enough time to do the things you want to do once you find them. I've looked around enough to know that my loved ones are who I want to go through time with~" Formidable sings
"Okay, that's enough of singing. But I must admit that I have a beautiful singing voice" Formidable says as she stops using her ability
Red isn't finished talking, but Chuck positions the fourth pig with a boxing glove to hit the third pig
"He really did all of that in a flash..." Arizona says
"And this is what Formidable can do... or what Sandy can do if she had Formidable's power.." Pennsylvania says
"If he can do that, then why didn't he run fast enough to the party?" Soryu asks
"Let's not think about it too much and just have fun despite all the jokes so far.. he might need a lot of energy for the speed... no idea.. or its a one-time use every once in a while... now I'm thinking about it too much..." Kaga replies
Chuck takes a selfie and quickly runs back to where Red and Bomb are
-Room. Anyone have any bright ideas?" Red asks
Time unfreezes. Paint splashes on the first pig, the second pig gets pushed back, and the fourth pig punches the third. The fourth pig is confused
"You are gonna pay for that!" A pig guard yells as he and the other guards chase the fourth pig
"This is actually a subtle reference to of one of many Saratoga's pranks" Lexington states
"Watashi Wa Numba Wan, that little loli sh*t! Please stop her Lexington!" Hornet yells
"I try to... but Democracy is Democracy unfortunately... or at least that's what Sara said.." Lexington replies
"Sara should have died when she was-" Hornet tries to say but Yorktown stops her
"What the heck just happened?" Red asks
"Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying?" Chuck asks back
The trio break into the secret room
"And here we... are?" Chuck says, realizing the eggs are not seen
Bomb looks up to see the eggs being carried by a net
"We found them! Uh oh" Bomb says
"Oh, come on!" Red groans
Red climbs up some TNT boxes then latches onto the net
"Red!" Bomb yells
"Guys, come on!" Red says as he and the eggs go into another area
"Quick, follow him!" Chuck says
In the eating room
The Chef Pig readies the boiling green liquid
"Things are looking sunny side up!" He yells
The pigs in the table laugh
"So eggs is basically only for high-class pigs... or are they just randomly picked or were already in the castle" Minsk says
"And they're gonna eat children..." Sovetskaya Rossiya says
"Guys, I'm here. Everything is going to be okay. We are gonna get you out of here" Red says
"Hurry up, Bomb! Come on!" Chuck yells
"I'm coming!" Bomb yells
"Don't lose me!" Red yells as he gets inside a metal hatch
"Does this nightmare ever end?!" Bomb yells
"We might see the children get boiled alive, and more of the birds disrespecting Red even after he helps them, so no" Texas says
(You want the sequel?)
"And Bomb, you're still useless... literally explode your way in" Sheffield says
"Oh boy..." Red mumbles
"We want eggs! We want eggs!" The pigs chant as they notice Red
"What is he doing up there? This is a civilized buffet!" Leonard states
"What's more civilized is using sticks as weapons" Takao says
"What are expensive and flashy items like swords compared to the simple, elegant, and fun sticks" Shoukaku says
"You have one but you don't use it..." Zuikaku says
"Really? Oh, didn't know" Shoukaku replies
"It's literally right there beside you.. in your hip... all the time.." Zuikaku says
"What can I do with it?" Shoukaku asks very curiously
"You're kidding..." Zuikaku says
Shoukaku tilts her head
"Well if you want to learn how to use it... I want you to know that you have my full support. I love you. If you're going through a tough time because of Akagi-senpai and want emotional comfort, a hug, or if you want to tease me or destroy my life or do inc*st... then you have my full consent..." Zuikaku says
Shoukaku stares at her
"I thank you, but I refuse to destroy your life or do... what Akagi does... BUT I will still be teasing you all the way till the end~ Good to know that I have consent~" Shoukaku says
Back to reacting
Chuck tries to open the door, and Bomb climbs and falls off a pipe. Chuck gasps
"Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now..." Red whispers to the Eggs
"They're probably kinda alive in there" Taihou says
"Get that red scab off my egg!" Leonard commands
"Hey!" Chef Pig yells
"Oh man..." Red says as he starts trying to break the neck
Back with Chuck and Bomb
"Bomb, are you okay?" Chuck asks
"Oh, I've been better..." Bomb replies
Chuck looks into the pipe
"I'm going to get a running start!" Chuck says
He runs very far back
Then he starts running
"It's Chuck time!" Chuck yells
He gets stuck in the pipe
"Insert dirty joke" Wisconsin says
"Fine. Boil him too!" Leonard says
"Let's pig out!" Foreman Pig says as he pushes a remote
"Can you die" Enterprise says
"Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly! I'll be taking that!" Red yells as he knocks Foreman Pig out of the window
Foreman Pig falls from a very fall height
"Eh, he deserves it" Enterprise says
"Foreman Pig... Red really just killed him" Javelin yells
Red pushes the remote
"Hey? Oh..." Chef Pig says
"No!" Leonard yells
Scene cuts to Bomb punching Chuck in his *ss further into the pipe
"Red, we're coming..." Chuck says
"Deep breath!" Bomb says
He take a deep breath and blows in the pipe
Chuck's eyes almost pop out but Bomb manages to blow Chuck into a vent
"I'm in! Classy joint" Chuck says
Mighty Eagle is seen flying outside
"Hello! Where is everyone?!" Mighty Eagle yells
"You're literally flying past the castle..." Yorktown says
"Mighty Eagle! Where's he going? I can't believe I'm about to do this... Hey-yoo-hoo!!" Red yells, doing Bomb's Mighty Eagle impression
"Oh, my battle cry? Coming in. Coming in. Mighty Eagle!" Mighty Eagle yells
He breaks in the castle through the roof. Everybody stares in shock
He slips on the table
Then he hits the pot, square in the face
He then faints
"Goodness... never meet your heroes" Nevada says while shaking her head
"Mighty-Mighty Eagle. Mighty Eagle, wake up, come on!" Red says as he uses Mighty Eagle's tongue to slap him
"Don't ever do that" Vestal says
Mighty Eagle breathes
"Oh, that's bad breath..." Red says
"I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day!" Mighty Eagle says
"And even if you're sick, still go to school" Mikasa says
"Throw him in the pot too. I'll have the big turkey" Leonard says
"Imagine our national bird was a turkey" Enterprise says
"It doesn't sound bad if you ask me" Hornet comments
"That's because you don't own an eagle yourself, but don't worry-" Enterprise tries to reply
Essex suddenly wakes up
"And it serves you right, you fake Yorktown-cla-" Essex tries to say
Yorktown smiles
"Finish that and I'll make sure to end your life" Yorktown says
"Says the one who couldn't be protected by Hammann" Essex says as she rolls her eyes
Yorktown is silent as Hammann is raging inside
"Keep rolling your eyes, might eventually find a brain in that noggin.." Yorktown mumbles
"She's still somehow drunk... and she might die soon.." Shangri-La says
Back to the movie
Escapes the vent and unlocks the door for Bomb
"RED!" Bomb yells
"WHAT?!?!" Mighty Eagle yells
"Huh?!" Leonard yells
"Whoa! What did I miss?" Bomb asks
"Children almost getting boiled alive" Northampton says
"You got to fly those eggs to safety" Red says
"I got this. Here we go!" Mighty Eagle says as he gets up and gets the eggs
"Yes, yes, yes!" Red says
Bomb and Chuck open the door
Then Bomb rams the table
"My eggs!" Leonard yells
"Don't forget Chuck and Bomb" Red says
"Who?" Mighty Eagle asks
"Your fellow disciples..." Saint Louis says
"Fast Bird and... useless ticking bomb..." Jeanne d'Arc adds
"Those guys!" Red yells
"Right, right" Mighty Eagle says as Chuck and Bomb join Mighty Eagle
They were about to escape
"Gotcha!" Leonard yells as he grabs Red
The pigs help Leonard pull the birds. Ross is biting the wood
"You're not getting away that easy..." Leonard says
The net is barely holding together
"Not the time nor the place" Peter Strasser says
"But it happens anyway" Formidable says
A blue egg falls off the net and bumps on the pigs' heads
The egg rolls and cracks
"So that's how alive... the children are in those... eggs.." Shinano says
"Can we have a more gruesome version of this movie?" Graf Zeppelin asks
"Terence doing what he does... children being eaten before the pigs arrive on the island considering they may have been hungry... the blue egg actually falling to the ground and the hatchlings inside it.. the pigs eating their own kin.." Gangut says
"Maybe more inappropriate jokes and certain things~" Musashi says as Yamato facepalms
"Save yourselves!" Red yells
"Hold on, Red!" Bomb says
"I'm gonna save that egg" Red states as he lets go of the net
"Red, don't be a hero! Red, no!" Chuck yells
Leonard falls back to the castle with Red and the pigs. He sees the egg
"And the pigs and Red possibly falling to their deaths" Gangut says as Sovetskaya Rossiya has had enough and headbonks
"Get out of town, everybody!" A bird yells
The birds who were launched continue running from the planes, while Mighty Eagle avoids them
"There's just so many of them, we're outnumbered" Chuck states
"How come none of you have died yet is the question" Scharnhorst says
"To that I say... put it in your a-" Gneisenau tries to say as Scharnhorst glares at her
"What? How many?" Mighty Eagle asks
"Oh, not that many. Just the right amount really. No need to look back. Just keep flying. Faster!" Chuck yells as Mighty Eagle panics
Back in the castle
"I'll take that!" Leonard says
"No, you won't!" Red yells
Some of the pigs try to tackle Red but he dodges each
He then takes the egg before Leonard
"Give me that!" Red says as he grabs the egg
"You just don't know when to stop, do you?" Leonard asks furiously
"He's the protagonist... And the birds are lucky he's still helping them.." KC Amagi says
"Here's a two word answer, Uh-uh!" Red replies
Red however is surrounded by Leonard and his pigs
"Looks like your little slingshot game ends here. Give me that!" Leonard says
"Not gonna happen!" Red retorts
"Huh!" Leonard yells
Red looks whats behind him
The giant pot tips over
"That looks bad" Cleveland says
"Well it is" Nevada says
"Oh no..." Red says
Everybody runs
"Get out of my way!" Leonard yells
Red and Leonard then get launched from the table to a chandelier
The pigs escape
"Every pig for himself!
"I quit!"
They close the door
"Fair enough" Some kansens say
While that is happening...
Mighty Eagle, Chuck, and Bomb are dodging the houses and planes
"I know what I gotta do. I got to blow up that ramp!" Bomb states
"Good luck with that, useless" Jean Bart says
"You girls really need to stop calling Bomb that... and I almost forgot to ask... but why do you speak English a lot?" Belfast asks
"The best thing about speaking French is that it doesn't make me happy, so pardon my French, though French is actually my first language... so pardon me for speaking English. I actually have no respect for English, but... I have no choice, especially since everyone 99.9% of the time speaks and understands English" Jean Bart says
"I see... sorry for the misunderstanding then" Belfast replies with a smile
"Yeah yeah" Jean Bart says
"And that would be a good plan if you were good at blowing up!" Chuck yells
"Please explode" Graf Zeppelin says
"It's Bomb's time to shine!" Blucher says
"You mean explode?" Graf Spee asks
"You know what I mean" Blucher says
"I need to stop those planes! Remember me, Chuck. Remember me!" Bomb says
The girls salute Bomb
"He really is going to kamikaze himself..." Intrepid says
"I mean, I tried- I MEAN ALMOST died but I'm still here" Bunker Hill says
Bomb jumps off the net
"Bomb's away!" Bomb yells as he bounces off three planes, into the ramp
"The other birds are probably dead anyway" Hammann says
With the other birds who are getting surrounded by the pigs
"Nevermind" Hammann says
"Do they have anti-air or something? Because dozens of plains probably went after them" Ark Royal says
"Oh, hi there..." Matilda says
"Here, chicky chicky chicky!" A pig says
Matilda gets serious
"This little piggy popped! *fire an egg at the first group of pigs* This little piggy exploded. *fires another one* And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, 'I want my mama!'." Matilda yells as she fires the last egg
She then chuckles
Some of the shipgirls also chuckle
"And she's the Anger Management woman" Vestal says
"Give us an origin story please" Fletcher says
Back with Bomb
"Come on, Bomb, you can do this! Blow up! Blow up!" Bomb yells as he tries to explode
Bomb sees a plane about to take off
"Uh oh" Bomb says
More planes emerge as they begin to go down the ramp
"Okay, best to explode unless you want to be run over!" Ticonderoga says
"Think explosive thoughts. Surprise parties! Yoga poses! Pigs and airplanes!" Bomb yells to himself
He explodes
"JA JA JA! FINALLY!!!" Graf Zeppelin yells
"I know you have a gasm for chaotic things, but calm down..." Peter Strasser says
"Finally did something" August Von Parseval says
The explosion destroys many houses and sends Bomb flying while burning a little
"I blew up, on purpose!" Bomb yells
The scene quickly changes
"You're wrecking my house. What's wrong with you?!" Leonard yells
"You wrecked my house!" Red retorts
"Your house was ugly!" Leonard yells back
"It was a good beach house that was being kicked on by a kid with a football.." Edinburgh says
"When I was a child..." Sheffield suddenly says
"Oh no... here we go.." Belfast says
"I begged big sis Newcastle to buy me a football... but she wasn't really a fan of football... so in order to get her to get me one... I started kicking my younger sisters instead..." Sheffield says
The shipgirls are silent
"You're crazy..." Akagi says
"F*ck you.." Sheffield says back
Back to reacting
"Well, now we're even" Red says
The chandelier suddenly falls on a room with a pig inside carrying sandwiches but the chandelier knocks them out of his hands
"HEY!" Everyone who likes sandwiches yells, especially Enterprise
Next is a bowling alley, the chandelier knocks all the pins
"Strike!"
Red and Leonard fall to an underground room
Scene cuts to the birds
"Run! Run!" Matilda yells
A truck quickly approaches
"Truck-kun..." Shinano mumbles
"Is it bad?" Ayanami asks
"Depends.." Shinano replies
"Guys, look out!" Matilda yells
The truck suddenly stops
"Everyone, stand back!" Matilda says
A blaster aims at Matilda. The truck's window goes down, revealing the driver to be Terence
"He can drive?" Prince of Wales asks, surprised
"Probably a quick learner" Howe replies, still feeling sad
"Terence?" Matilda asks as Terence gives a thumbs-up
"Put on your seatbelts, everyone. Trust me" Matilda says
"Did you and Terence do the thing?" Littorio asks
"What thing?" Ning Hai asks
"Well my child, the thing where-" Littorio tries to say as Roma headbonks
All the birds go in the truck, while the pigs chase them with plungers
In the Underground room
"Well. This is dynamite..." Red says
"SHUT THE F*CK UP" Enterprise yells
"Very funny..." Texas says
He looks around and sees lots of dynamite sticks and TNT crates. Red gasps as he sees the egg
"DETONATE IT, I WANNA SEE THE BEAUTY. I WANNA GET TURNED ON" Graf Zeppelin yells
Every Iron Blood shipgirls facepalm as the rest of the shipgirls are either having the same or different reactions
"There you are" Red says
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" Leonard yells as he tackles Red and takes the egg
He places a candle under the egg
"Delicious bird eggy-weggy. Ooh!" Leonard says
"Let him be Red. It's just one egg. It can be replaced. And he might not even be able to live with himself after he realizes he ate a child" Deutschland says
"I give up..." FDG says
"You can't eat eggs!" Red yells
"What are you going to do? I'm a foodie" Leonard states
"Fair enough" Some kansens say
Red sees the pot about to fall through the hole
"It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows" Leonard says as he laughs
Voices are heard in Red's mind
"Eyebrows... Someone has anger issues... Anger, is not always the answer!"
Red calms down and breathes out
"Well, you know what? I guess you win" Red says
"What?" Leonard asks
"That was an awesome plan. Mind blower! Boom!" Red says as he chuckles
"Really? Well, thank you. You know, a lot of hard work goes in my sinister plans. It does" Leonard says as he laughs evilly
The pots fall off the hole
"No, I mean your plan was great... But you didn't plan for this!"Red yells furiously as he pushes TNT crate off Leonard and attacks him, trying to retrieve the egg
Leonard drop's his candle and it lights up a dynamite stick
Graf Zeppelin is hugging her Blahaj very tightly due to her excitement
"Oh Leonard, you dumb*ss. Having a candle in a room full of bombs" Wisconsin says
Red and Leonard climb the stack of TNT while the pot continues to fall
"You have annoyed me for the last time!" Leonard states
"Yep"
The pot falls on Red
"What? No!" Leonard yells
All of the explosives... well... explode
Mighty Eagle is seen flying
A massive explosion suddenly erupts behind them
"FASTER!!!" Chuck yells
The pigs try to run away from the explosion, but they fail as the fire consumes them
The entirety of Pig City is burnt down to the ground as a mushroom cloud is seen. Mighty Eagle and the other birds escape in time
"It's pure chaos... and I LOVE IT! This is what the world should be! I will never forgive the corniness BUT I think I can let it pass thanks to this!" Graf Zeppelin says
Graf Zeppelin then looks down
"What are you looking at?" Prinz Eugen asks
"I feel something very tight inside my skirt" Graf Zeppelin replies
Some of the shipgirls turn red at that
"Don't say that. Just don't" Bismarck says
"But I already did... I hope more movies show destruction like this" Graf Zeppelin says
Back to reacting
"Cramp. Cramp!" Mighty Eagle says as he falls down
"It's them!"
"Look at that" Bubbles says
"Are you seeing what I am seeing?" Hal asks
"A turkey I can cook? Yes" Nevada says
"It's Mighty Eagle. It's him!" A bird says
"Well, this guy looks nothing like his statue" Edward says as we see Mighty Eagle's beak have a plunger stuck on it
"Honey..." Grey (Blues dad) says
"Our eggs!" Olive (Blues mom) yells
The birds retrieve their eggs back and hug them one by one. The Mime Bird hugs an invisible egg
"Someone kick that mime in the giblets" Texas says
Every couple gets their eggs back
"Are you okay?" Chuck asks
"Chuck, my man. Did you see what I did back there?" Bomb asks
"It was nothing compared to the nuke, but it was okay I guess..." Graf Zeppelin says
"Yeah" Chuck replies as Bomb chuckles
There is one egg left
"This egg is a spitting image of you" Judge Peckinpah says as he gives the last egg to a mom
Greg and Olive didn't get theirs
"There, safe and sound" Matilda says as Greg and Olive begin crying
Chuck and Bomb hear a thump in the Pig City rubble
"Where is he?" Chuck asks
"Red..." Bomb says
The birds can only see the city in ruins and Mighty Eagle just awoken from tiredness
All the birds become sad and start to leave
"You birds really lost faith that fast huh?" Enterprise says
From the rubble... Red emerges
"Daddy!" Dylan yells as all of the birds look back
"This kid must have 20/20 vision" Soryu says
"He's alive!" Chuck yells as the birds cheer
"He's alive!" Mighty Eagle yells as the crowd continues cheering
But Red shows a cracked eggshell causing the birds to become sad again. From the eggshell, three baby blue birds come out. The crowd cheers again
"Be sad or be happy, take your pick" Algerie says
"BLUES!" Javelin, Ayanami, Laffey, and Z23 yell
"Yeah!" Chuck cheers
"Oh ho ho!" Bomb cheers
"I'm glad you're alive. I thought you died or defected to the pig's side!" Chuck yells
"Shouldn't it be Pork Side" Texas says
"Hey, buddy, way to not be dead" Bomb says as Chuck pets the three hatchlings
"Oh. It's good to see you guys" Chuck says
"Come on" Bomb says
"Yay! Yay! Yeah. Oh. Glad you're back! You did it, great job! You're the bird!" The birds cheer
"Don't fall for it, they're just gonna cast you aside" Tirpitz says
Red sees Greg and Olive mourning beneath a tree
"Sir. Ma'am. I think these belong to you" Red says
The Blues immediately recognize their mom and jump and hug her
"Thank you..." Olive says
"That was so cute~" FDG says
"At least there was no joke" Rodney says
"And there's nothing that can ruin this mo-" Hood says
"Crimson, Woody, Ash" Mighty Eagle says
"F*ck you" Hood says
"Who?" Bomb asks
"Is he talking to us?" Chuck asks
"You learned your lessons well. Come on, bring it in" Mighty Eagle says as he hugs the two
"No. I'm not the really affectionate type-
Might Eagle hugs Red too
...Okay, does it feel like this is crossing the line, anyone else?" Red asks
"Yep" Chuck says even though he looks happy
"Nope" Bomb says
"Bomb, Chuck, don't be happy. Just don't" Hornet says
"You're my prized pupils" Mighty Eagle says
"Your prized what?" Red asks
"Ho ho, don't you see? I had to make you lose faith in me. So you can learn to have faith in yourself" Mighty Eagle replies
"Mighty Eagle, shut up. You're no eagle. Just a turkey" King George V says
"I will never trust you~" Illustrious says
"That's not really how it felt" Chuck says
"Tell them, Rosie" Mighty Eagle says
"Yeah. I don't think that's what happened, man" Red replies
"Oh look, he's blushing!" Mighty Eagle says
Red laughs
"I'm not blushing, I'm just red"
The shipgirls are not even laughing anymore
The crowd and Mighty Eagle laughs
"Okay, who wants an autograph?" Mighty Eagle asks
Back in Bird Island, the birds are busy repairing the damage caused by the pigs
The Hug Trader attempts to hug Stella, Willow, Poppy, Gale, and Dahlia, but they ignore him
He feels sad
Then the girls return to hug him
He is happy
"OH F*CK OFF MOVIE! That guy doesn't deserves a happy ending and you know it!" Ulrich Von Hutten yells
In another area
Red, Bomb, and Chuck are looking at Mighty Eagle's new statue for saving the eggs
"Wow. Is that you right there, Red?" Chuck asks
"Aw, really? Where? No, they didn't have to..." Red says
He then notices himself praising Mighty Eagle
"OH GET THE F-OUT" Texas yells
Some other shipgirls laugh at how inaccurate the statue is
"Oh. Yeah. That's funny. I don't remember crying on my knees like that. But, you know, it's nice" Red says
"Look at that. They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit. They made him look so much more handsome than you" Chuck says
"It's just sad" Akagi says
"You know, back when I was angry. That would have really ticked me off" Chuck says
"Ah, forget about that" Bomb says as he headpats Red
"You know what we should do? Let's go to the village" Chuck says
"Let's do it" Bomb says
"No. Actually I love to go hang out with you guys. But you know I got this thing. And I have another thing after that thing and there's all these things in a row" Red says
"Oh look, that's my sis in her phase!" Hornet yells
"I... you know what. Can't argue" Enterprise says
(I'm clearly running out of dialogue ideas)
Back to reaction
"Would you look at that" Bomb says
Red's house is rebuilt by the birds, this time in the village's center
"What the?" Red asks
"Mr. Red. Welcome back, to the village" Judge Peckinpah says as the birds cheer and clap
"The town finally learned their lesson... NAH! I ain't falling for that bullsh*t! At least the house looks good" Texas says
"Ta-da!" Chuck says as many Hatchlings who were saved visit Red, including The Blues, now a bit more grown up
"Mighty Mighty Red, you rescued me. Defender of our homes and liberty" The hatchlings sing
The blues then have their own part
"Bravery" Jay says
"Humility" Jake says
"Anger-y" Jim says
The hatchlings then make angry-like faces
"Mighty, Mighty Red, you rescued me! Me... la-la-la-laa laa-la-la la-la-la-laa" They sing
Then someone else is heard
"La-la-laa La-la-la-laaa!" Terence sings
"SING IT BUDDY!" Columbia yells
"This is what we wanna hear!" Montpelier yells
"Matilda, girl, can you fall for him now?" Denver asks
Terence growls happily
"Oh mah gah" Mime Bird says
Terence laughs. Matilda then leans on Terence. He is now happy
The shipgirls start clapping
"How did you guys find the time to pull this off?" Red asks as Bomb laughs
"This is why we went to go get pedicure, isn't it?" Red asks
"Nope. We got pedicures because we are worth it" Chuck replies
"I got gels" Bomb comments
"You guys are something else. To be honest with you, I'm going to miss the beach view. But, so what. It's still there. It's just not... right there when I wake up and look out my window" Red says
"And too bad that kid is probably dead... which reminds me... kicking my younger sisters is why I'm good with my legs... roundhouse kicks and all that.." Sheffield says
"What about the no pantsu backstory?" Dunkerque asks
"That's a need-to-know basis..." Sheffield replies
"Well, you can still look out your window and see me and Bomb" Chuck says
"Right... so you know, pluses and minuses. Okay, see you later" Red says as he shuts his door
The shipgirls are silent
"Honestly respectable, Taihou isn't" Albacore says
Taihou sighs
"You want... to give me a hug?" Taihou asks
Albacore gasps as she suddenly quickly hugs Taihou
"O-OI! BRAT! NOT SO TIGHT!" Taihou yells
"Character development" Mikasa says
"Oh. Well, this just got awkward" Chuck says
"That's really insensitive. Want to go get a bite?" Bomb asks
"Forget it, let's just go home" Chuck replies as Bomb nods
Red slowly opens his door
"Guys, I'm just messing with you! Get in here!" Red yells as Chuck and Bomb gasp and are really happy
"I knew it!" Bomb yells
"Why didn't you say anything?" Rodney asks
"We didn't ask" Prince of Wales replies
"Let's be roomies!" Chuck says
"Roommates. Boy, I can't wait to make a chores list" Bomb says
"Wait, hold on a second" Red says
"I'll move my nest into the master bedroom. Bomb, you can stay in the guest half" Chuck says
"No no no..." Red says
"Ah! Can we get a bunk nest?" Bomb asks
"Oh, this is gonna be perfect!" Chuck says
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Guys... NO!!!" Red yells
The shipgirls laugh
The Angry Birds Movie logo reappears
Mighty Eagle plays a record of Demi Lovato's cover of "I Will Survive" and everyone dances
"How are those pigs still alive? ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY WERE IN A NUKE!! F*ck off!" Texas asks
"I want to cook them. I want to see them scream. I want to see the light leave their eyes" Nevada says
"What about the birds?" Texas asks
"Maybe them too" Nevada says with a smile
After the song, Jay and the rest of the Blues secretly escape their home. And they go to the slingshot. They launch themselves while holding on together, as lightning forms around them. They split ways through the sunset above the ocean
Movie is finished
"We better see them next movie" Z23 says
"What did you girls think of the movie?"
"What a day this has been. What a rare mood I'm in. Why, it's almost like being... depressed. There's a frown on my face for the whole human race. Why, it's almost like being depressed" Texas sings as she summons her rope and beings to tie her neck around it
"The music of life seems to be... saying life's not worth living, kill me~" Texas sings as she stands up on her chair and ties to rope somewhere
"And from the way that I feel... when the suffering's too real. I can swear, I was feeling... I can swear, I was feeling... it's almost like being depressed~" Texas sings as she almost walks off her chair
"Stop the drama and come down!" Nevada yells
"Yes ma'am" Texas says as she unties the rope and goes down from her chair
Chapter is done, have a meme: