Teddy on a bike ride:
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When Akaashi gave you all the dares, you each drew one out of Yachi's bag one by one. They all sounded horrible to get so no one was really excited for themselves, yet again, the chaos would surely be entertaining.
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FIRST DARE: GO NEAR A LOT OF PEOPLE AND PRETEND TO SPEAK ON THE PHONE SAYING THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING
ASSIGNED: YUKIE
Before Yukie did the dare, you all decided she actually called you all so you could hear what she was saying. So, Yukie sat on a bench near an old man reading the newspaper and a few kids playing kickball and called Kiyoko's phone.
When Kiyoko turned the call on speaker, Yukie began speaking. None of you were exactly sure what you were expecting from Yukie, but you guessed it was going to be something jaw dropping, and that it was.
She brought on some fake tears and choked out her sentence.
"Hey, it's been a while. I just uh...wanted to say sorry for going to that Taylor Swift concert instead of your husbands—I mean stepdad's funeral."
Kaori smacked her hand to her mouth in shock as the others tried holding in their laughter.
The man sitting at the end of the bench looked at Yukie in shock before covering up his expression and pretending he wasn't eavesdropping.
"Listen—mum! I'm sorry okay! Just, can I come back home, please? I'm sick of living with grandad. He shits in his sleep. Every. Damn. Day."
To collect herself, Kaori walked a little away and fell to the ground in laughter. A woman walking past Yukie stopped once she heard what she'd said. The woman was walking her dog but clearly took a break to listen in.
"I promise I'll go to the next funeral of one of your husbands. What-stop yelling at me! You and I both know you killed him! You just want the money!" Both the old man and woman listening in had their mouths open in shock.
"Don't you dare act innocent with me! How about that time you threw a whole ass frozen ham at him because he broke the smoothie machine? Yeah, that's what I thought."
Ok, now Kiyoko and Yachi couldn't hold back their laughter. They handed the phone to you while they giggled and joined Kaori.
When one of the kids who were playing kickball sent the the ball flying straight into Yukie's face, no one could control themselves anymore, even yourself.
The girls' were shocked that you laughed and they all hugged you while laughing as well. Yukie joined you all too, crying because that ball fucking hurt and because she was so happy she'd made you laugh even if it was because she was in a lot of pain.
"You're laugh is adorable!" Said Yachi. It sounded like a child laughing for the first time and the moment was wholesome despite Yukie who literally had a bleeding nose.
"Let's go play kickball with those kids and get them back!"
"Yukie no—!"
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SECOND DARE: TAKE A SWIM IN A FOUNTAIN WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON
ASSIGNED: KAORI
"What?!" Kaori spat when she read the dare. She groaned. "Why did I get this one? What about my dress?!" She said looking down and holding the ends of it.
"Just...take it off?" Kiyoko said obviously. "You have your old clothes with you, right?" Kaori gave her an awkward smile. "Right?" No, Kaori did not have her old clothes with her. She'd left them at the store you'd all gone to.
"HAH!" Yukie laughed and slapped Kaori on the back. "Look whose the bimbo now!" Kaori looked Yukie up and down noticing she'd put her shoes on the wrong foot.
"Yeah," she said, "still you."
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As the rest of you stood a little further away, Kaori took a deep breath, preparing herself. She put one foot into the fountain and then completely submerged herself underwater. Of course the fountain was very shallow so she lay down and then popped back up.
People were looking, many were judging...well most were. Kaori was a little anxious at first until her foot slipped on something.
Yukie wheezed as Kiyoko recorded the moment. Kaori had slipped on coins. She saw there was thousands of yen coins just there, and no one was taking them!
You're probably thinking. Did Kaori take those coins? Yes, yes she did.
"Kaori!" Yachi smacked her hands to her face. "Those are peoples wishes!"
The look of horror on Yachi's face as Kaori scooped the coins up and stuffed them down her soaked bra was unwavering.
"Who cares," said Kaori without stopping. "These wishes are gonna get me that new lipgloss I've been wanting!"
Kiyoko face palmed as Yukie laughed, holding onto her stomach as she toppled over while you stood calmly watching. Yachi was not calm.
"People are looking!" She said.
"Are they?" A brief look of fear washed over Kaori's face. "You don't think they're getting the same ideas do you? These are mine."
"Kaoriiii!"
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THIRD DARE: LET YOUR FRIENDS GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE
ASSIGNED: YACHI
"Ugh," Yukie scoffed. "This isn't gonna be any fun! It's Yachi!" Everyone thought the same. Yachi wouldn't have anything worth laughing over, right? Right?
Kiyoko and yourself began getting suspicious when Yachi tried stalling and was even reluctant to hand over her phone. But when she did, you could see why she didn't want any of you to have access to it.
When Yachi finally handed over her phone to Kaori, she instantly went to photos.
"Yachi," said Kaori. "Why do you have an entire photo album dedicated to pictures of Julius Oppenheimer Jr. from the amazing world of Gumball?"
Everyone stared at Yachi in silence. Not able to take the pressure anymore, Yachi cracked.
"I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM OKAY?!"
Everyone bursted out laughing.
"The BOMB bro?!" Yukie was slapping her knee and wheezing uncontrollably.
Yachi blushed. "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
None of you left her alone, and none of you would ever let Yachi forget it.
Everything else wasn't really out of the ordinary on Yachi's phone. Her fictional crushes were...questionable but besides that, everything was normal.
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FOURTH DARE: TRY TO CONVINCE SOMEONE YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE
ASSIGNED: KIYOKO
First of all, you realised that meant the last dear was for yourself and that dare was something you really didn't want to do.
To distract yourself from the upcoming dare, you focused on Kiyoko's. She said she had no clue if she could pull it off but that she'd try.
Kiyoko called Yachi's phone and slipped it into her back pocket so you all could hear what was going on. She jogged up to someone looking panicked.
The person recoiled and seemed startled. Kiyoko had no clue, but she was doing good.
"She's got the crazy look down!" Said Yukie.
"Yeah," said Kaori. "Probably cause she's been around you too much." It was true.
"Excuse me!" Said Kiyoko sounding puffed. "What year is it?!"
"E-excuse me??"
"What year is it!"
"U-um, it's 2023!"
"Holy shit...," Kiyoko let out a laugh of disbelief. "I did it! I did it!" And then she walked off leaving the lady bewildered.
The lady had to take a seat to process what the fuck had just happened to her as you were all giggling at her reaction. Kiyoko's dare had been a success!
Next was your turn. You began feeling lightheaded. Your stomach turned. You felt we if you were going to be sick.
To be continued...