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By loonyroothy


@/Slimecicle
Me when a girl thinks I'm a minecraft stan and doesnt know that im a super silly goober that also happens to be one of the stanned minecraft streamers

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--->  @/Ranboolive
     | Thats unfortunate bud. Maybe for the better though

@/Slimecicle
| it is never for the better.

---> @/Quackity
     | Couldnt relate. All the ladies love them a nice glass of minecraft playing Quackity

@/Sapnap
| tf you mean youve never spoken to a lady before

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Messages

Fangirl
Whats your star sign

Minecraft Stan👹
I thought we weren't on speaking terms🤨

Fangirl
i might change my mind
depends if you tell me your star sign or not

Minecraft Stan👹
Im a leo

Fangirl
fuck really
im an aquarius

Minecraft Stan👹
God are you into astrology stuff
Like astral projections and all that jazz

Fangirl
no im not
but google says we are supppppper compatible
so im surprised youre not all over me yet😋

Minecraft Stan👹
Youre the one with the name Fangirl
Also
What is your name? You know mine

Fangirl
wouldnt you like to know charlie

Minecraft Stan👹
I actually would like to know
So if you could tell me that would be great

Fangirl
this is only our second conversation idiot stick
i wont tell you just yet

Minecraft Stan👹
But thats not fairrrrrr

Fangirl
lifes not fair.
suck it up

Minecraft Stan👹
Pleaseeee

Fangirl
no

Minecraft Stan👹
What if I ask Dev and Nick
Would they tell me

Fangirl
you dont even know either of them

Minecraft Stan👹
Ill find them

Fangirl
thats creepy.

Minecraft Stan👹
Oh no not the full stop
Im wounded
Utterly terrified
The corn only grows when their leader is confident
My corns going to fall short of the required selling height

Fangirl
wait is that actually a thing
a height limit for corn?

Minecraft Stan👹
I dont think so

Fangirl
well thats just disappointing
you have made me sad
so very sad
i will never forgive thee
as i will never see the bright side of life again

Minecraft Stan👹
You know what they say

Fangirl
what

Minecraft Stan👹
Always look on the bright side of life
DO DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DO

Fangirl
tf man
that doesnt even make sense

Minecraft Stan👹
Like the song

Fangirl
what song?
are you crazy?

Minecraft Stan👹
Youre pulling my leg
You obviously know the hit song Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Fangirl
..thats not a song

Minecraft Stan👹
Yes it is?????
Are you gaslighting me rn

Fangirl
how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

Minecraft Stan👹
Ill stop accusing you when you tell me your name

Fangirl
oh my god fineee

Minecraft Stan👹
Wait actually

Fangirl
yes yes calm the fuck down bro
okay
my name is Helga

Minecraft Stan👹
No its not

Fangirl
im not joking
dont make fun of my name

Minecraft Stan👹
Im not making fun of it
I would never do that Helga

Fangirl
thank you thank you
i feel very appreciated in this conversation
keep being nice to me so i can keep bullying you

Minecraft Stan👹
Wtf no
I, the amazing Charlie am not going to rise to your meanieness

Fangirl
meanieness?
thats cringy dude

Minecraft Stan👹
Says the one with the name Helga

Fangirl
YOU SAID YOU WERENT MAKING FUN OF ME

Minecraft Stan👹
I wasnt
But now I am
Helgie Welgie

Fangirl
SHUT YOUR EVER FLOBBING GOBTALKER
i cant control what my parents called me when i was a wee baby

Minecraft Stan👹
But you can control when you tell people your name

Fangirl
the hell do you mean
you forced me to tell you my name

Minecraft Stan👹
I dont know what your talking about

Fangirl
you're*

Minecraft Stan👹
Youre such a meanie
You are NOT a goofy goober.

Fangirl
good
i never wanted to be a goofy goober
what led you to believe that

Minecraft Stan👹
I just know
You can admit the desire to me
I wont be afraid
I will accept you
In all your gooberness
Join us Helga

Fangirl
never ever would i do that
subject myself to such torture

Minecraft Stan👹
Fine
Youve wounded me
I shall never forgive you

Fangirl
oh shush we both know im the best
whats your hogwarts house

Minecraft Stan👹
Hufflepuff I think
or Gryffindor

Fangirl
you seem life a hufflepuff
no way youre a gryffindork

Minecraft Stan👹
Whats that supposed to mean

Fangirl
you just dont seem like a gryffindork
im a slytherin

Minecraft Stan👹
Oh I see now
You dont want me to be in Gryffindor because then our houses would be enemies

Fangirl
no thats not it
you actually dont seem like a gryffindor

Minecraft Stan👹
Sureee suree
Why so many personality questions
First my zodiac sign now this?

Fangirl
im getting to know you in the fastest way possible
whats your 16p ?

Minecraft Stan👹
I dont know what that is

Fangirl
okok
take this quiz
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
then report back

Minecraft Stan👹
Will do
Im an ENFP

Fangirl
then gryffindor does make sense
ok i believe youre a gryffindork now
im an INTP

Minecraft Stan👹
And what does that mean

Fangirl
intp is introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Prospecting
it means im literally awesome

Minecraft Stan👹
Okay then buster

Fangirl
BUSTER?!
violently sobbing
oh
my friends want to speak with you

Minecraft Stan👹
I thought you didnt want to tell them about you talking to such an embarrassing person

Fangirl
they are very persistent sometimes
its scary

Minecraft Stan👹
So can I talk to them?

Fangirl
no way
just wanted to let you know

Minecraft Stan👹
Wow I see how it is
Guess youll never meet my friends

Fangirl
you have friends ?

Minecraft Stan👹
I have many friends
big and small
short and tall
varieties

Fangirl
any askers ?

Minecraft Stan👹
you literally asked
and thats a twitch reference bitch
thought you didnt like them

Fangirl
ok but proof ?
i dont see you talking about them
i am NOT a twitch stan ew

Minecraft Stan👹
I would introduce you to them but I think you would get along too well
I have to wait until this friendship is solidified

Fangirl
friendship ? i still barely know you
you could be 40

Minecraft Stan👹
I thought we got over that

Fangirl
you thought wrong

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@/CONNIELIVE
He says goofy goober. I am growing more scared by the second.

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---> @/nickisnotgreen
     | is this the same guy you were telling us about?

@/CONNIELIVE
| yes.

@/Devlemons
| damn you are committed to forcing this guy to be your friend

---> @/Wilbursoot
     | how come I havent heard about this guy yet?

@/CONNIELIVE
| because youre a bitch.

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