"TODAY ON BETA SQUAD, we are going to be making big macs." niko introduced as the group stood in a large professional kitchen.
"but the catch is, we've got to do it without a recipe." he smiles as the others nod and some mocking him.
"what?" mikey looks at them not being told the plan until now.
"let's go guys!" they all yell ignoring her purposely.
the camera cuts.
sharky and mikey are in one team.
niko and chunkz.
and kenny and aj.
"let's go chip!" was changed through the room when the true mcdonald's manager walked in and introducing himself.
"i'm chip from mcdonald's." the man shyly stutters.
"oh, he's just lovely."
mikey smiles at sharky while he just grins in response.
chip explains the rules of the things they had to do.
"wait chippy before you leave i have a question." the girl calls out making him nod.
"yeah?"
"is your name chip because you make chips?" she makes the joke out loud.
the boys just look at her with blank faces.
"you're so lame mikey." chunkz scoffs at her.
"apologize to chip please." aj shook his head.
"what? it was a funny joke." mikey crosses her arms over her chest.
the girl gaps her mouth.
"sharkys laughing." she points to the boy who wasn't even laughing.
"that's cause sharkys in love with you." niko informs with a roll of his eyes.
the two groan.
"no, he's not!"
the camera cuts.
the timer starts.
they have twenty minutes to make everything.
"move, move!" sharky yells running to the fridge and pushing past his friends trying to get the ingredients.
mikey stood by their own kitchen table, chipping at her nails.
not bothering to even try going past her eager friends knowing them and knowing that they'll push and shove her around.
"come on sharky!" the girl screams seeing him get tackled by kenny.
her eyes widening then quickly grabbing the spatula and running over.
"get off him you daft pig," she grunts smacking his back with the spatula.
"ow!" kenny yelps.
hitting his back as if he's a bug.
"alright! alright!" kenny surrenders letting go.
"yeah, that's what i thought." she raised her brows seeing him go to his stand.
sharky holding most of the ingredients in his hands.
"ay mikey!" aj screams.
the girl looks at him, holding a cheese packet in her hand and one under her apron.
"don't cheat! i see you!" his short body starts running to her.
"okay! okay!" she screams feeling him grab the food.
"i'm sorry." mikey apologizes walking back to sharky in their area.
sharky grins to the girl watching her stumble to him.
"not." she twiddles her brows pulling out another cheese packet.
"you sneaky." he giggles poking her stomach.
straight away flinching when feeling himself get that feeling again.
zapping through his index finger like he was electrocuted.
the camera cuts shortly.
the room was chaotic, filled with screams and arguing, mostly yelling.
"hello, welcome i'm gordon ramsey." mikey waves to the lens.
george walks closer to their area like an interview.
"this is my assistant.." she trails off looking to sharky who looked back at her.
"fishy." the girl giggles at her own joke.
"how many patties are there in a big mac." sharky questions after another second.
"i wouldn't know i'm more of an mc chicken kind of gyal." michelle answers thinking of the reply.
"two." sharky answered his own question.
then the boy opened the pack of fresh beef, quickly stopping when mikey begins to gag dramatically.
"right don't start." he tries saying sternly but fails when laughing.
"i can't." she looks the other way making choking noises.
"did mikey see the dead animal yet?" niko laughs from the other side of the room.
her gags only got louder.
"Don't say it like that!" she screams making everyone cackle.
her partner opened the bag fully taking the big chunk out, hesitantly touching it.
"see it's not that bad-" sharky cut himself off when breathing in.
without another word, he too began gagging loudly.
"that smells awful," he says the obvious.
his mouth and eyes scrunched up in disgust at the scent and feeling.
sharky looking at the girl then quickly digging his face into her shoulder.
trying to distract himself from the smell, instead now the smell of her perfume covering his nose.
"i told you." she breathes a giggle.
after managing to get the beef into a ball and smooshing it into a patty.
the camera cuts to them outside being interviewed.
"so the first part, it isn't.. it isn't going too well." mikey ticks her tongue.
"we couldn't seem to touch our burger," sharky winced slowly.
"but we ended up using gloves and masks, so we don't give out judges food poisoning," michelle spoke up with a thumbs up.
"the other teams." sharky shook his head.
"they don't do this, they are disgusting men," he told with a smile.
"aj spit on his hands, that's how he's cleaning it." mikey makes up while demonstrating.
"but i guess that's what rats do." she scoffed loudly.
the camera cuts to all of them cooking again.
"we have an advantage." sharky smiled proudly.
"mikey used to work at a mcdonald's."
"yeah when i was sixteen, but it was for a week." she trailed off.
"then i got fired 'cause i was eating all the chips." the girl mumbles in disappointment.
"don't talk about that." sharky nudged.
it's been at least five minutes more and the teams were stressing.
sharky and mikey were never against each other in challenges like these.
because they quite literally got too competitive with each other to the point where they used to stop these games because of them.
so obviously they were arguing the most.
"there's two buns, tomato's, lettuce pickles." mikey counts on her fingers while he cuts veggies.
"and the patty," she stated in a duh tone.
"oh that's a shocker." he stopped for a second turning to her blankly.
"shove a sock in it." the girl replies sarcastically.
grabbing the onions and starting to cut them.
"if i ever have a baby im calling it big mac." sharky grinned brightly at the girl.
she nods happily.
"my firstborn has to be named george the second." mikey frowned.
sharky looks at her confused.
"i lost a bet with kenny." she chewed on the inside of her cheek.
her eyes go to see everyone rushing like them, yelling and fighting just like them as well.
"mikey? are you crying?" sharky questions the girl who was sniffing.
"it's the onions." she rolls her watery eyes.
"aw, is little mikey upset." sharkys deep british accent seeps her ears.
feeling herself get cold when his arms wrap around her.
her body tensing and the voices in her head going quiet.
all of a sudden mikey felt sick, like she could throw up all the food she ate.
something in her stomach was churning like someone caged crazy butterflies in there.
he felt like a cloud.
"i'm not crying!" she pushed him away, desperately wanting the feeling gone.
sharky furrows his brows.
his back straightening and going back to his work.
"you make the sauce i'll cut the vegetables." he cleared his throat awkwardly.
she looks at the boy with a small gentle sigh.
"oh-okay."
the camera cuts to everyone still at work.
"that looks horrible." the girl comments on all the groups she passes by.
walking to get oil.
"you look horrible." aj shoots back.
"that's rich coming from a triangle-shaped bastard." the girl narrowed her eyes.
those same eyes searching for oil, as if it was hidden.
cause it seemed like it was.
there was none to be seen.
"There's no oil." the blonde informed sharky with a huff.
he looks up then to the room behind her.
"niko and chunkz have some." the boy whispers discreetly.
her gaze now matching his, she nods sneakily.
"i love it when we're cheeky." she claps her hands quietly with a snicker.
tiptoeing to chunkz and nikos table.
swiping the oil bottle in just a few seconds and hastily turning around.
and then
"mikey!"
she stops in her tracks mumbling curse words.
not knowing what to do, the girl shoved the bottle under her shirt
and turning to them an innocent smile played out.
"yes dear niko and dear chunkzy." she corks her head to the side.
the huge bottle obviously showing under her blouse.
"what's that you've got?" chunkz points.
"hm? oh these are boobs." mikey laughs loudly as if she doesn't know what he's talking about.
the two boys smack their foreheads at the girl.
"you're a schmuck." niko laughed at her.
"what's this then dear mikey?" he mocked.
reaching under and grabbing the bottle, pulling it to show her.
her mouth gaps open, and her eyes wide. a gasp escaping and her two hands clasping over her mouth.
"how did that get there?!" mikey ponders fakily.
chunkz and niko place their hands on their hips.
"if you ask nicely we'll give you it."
she scoffed dropping her act.
smacking her hands on her thighs.
looking back to sharky who sent her two thumbs up and a growing smile.
"fine.. " mikey grumbled.
"may i please use some of the oil?"
it was like someone was holding her hostage because the voice came out small and forced, her eyes on the floor.
the pair grinned.
"yes, you may."
the camera cuts.
"6 minutes!"
now everyone was rushing.
chaos.
so much of it.
"yo!" both mikey and aj scream together when seeing chunkz pretend to be weird with the cucumber.
"chunkz why do you look so experienced?" mikey's face goes fake and confused.
aj looking back.
the camera cuts to interviewing sharky and mikey.
"that was a traumatic experience." the blonde says sadly.
"i didn't know one of my best friends could do that." her hand goes to her chest.
sharky rests a hand on her shoulder while she fakes her sadness.
"i won't be able to look at chunkz the same ever."
the camera cuts back.
"i'm lettuce man." sharky stated to the lens.
"mikey on the other hand is patty woman."
it swerved to the girl making the actual patty on the stove.
"as you can see she's touching it up." he voiceovers behind her view.
"mikey is very good at handling meat."
at his words the girl shoots her head up, brows furrowed and a dirty look plastered.
"don't say that ever again."
the camera goes to the other teams showing their burgers and how they were going.
"no stress no stress." mikey talks to herself while cooking.
sharky side-eyeing her with a small smile.
"oi fishy how does this look?" she indicates to the patty on the pan.
that looks extremely unappetizing.
"uh.. it looks different." he winced thinking of how horrible it might taste.
mikey narrows her eyes annoyed.
"fine, i don't care what you think," she yells to him.
he rolls his eyes.
"then why did you as me?"
it was another six minutes later.
"five!"
"four!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
and with the countdown mikey and sharky put the finishing touches on their burger.
letting out a deep loud sigh.
"shit!" the girl screams remembering she had to put it in the front.
holding the burger in her bare hands.
"that is pathetic." aj laughs at her with cackles.
"with your hands?" kenny teased her.
"it looks better than yours." she points to the one they made.
it looks like it would fall apart with just a blow.
the camera cuts to all of them standing behind one big table in front of their burgers.
"all three burgers are finished." niko shows off.
"so now we're gonna speak to the judges and see which burger they like the most," he announced.
"We need to keep a look out 'cause we know what kenny does to judges." mikey said with a smirk.
"yeah, that's right."
"oh!" everyone on the table except for kenny chanted.
the boxer seemed to be laughing and then in a second he was running after the girl.
the camera cuts.
"alright hi boys." the first judge smiles.
mikey clears her throat.
"oh and girl." the woman smiles.
"hello." everyone greets.
all groups are now back behind their designated desks, the burgers still at the front.
then the two other judges come walking in.
"chippy!" the squad yells with laughs at the man.
he smiles awkwardly.
mikey ticks her tongue.
"oh he's so cute i could just wear him as a backpack," she tells sharky.
sharky just turns to her as if she's a lunatic.
"what does that even- just never mind," he mumbles.
the judges talked for another while, then it was tasting time.
after the three judges tried the two teams, it was time for mikey and sharky.
"oh, number three." the first woman announced.
mikey wraps her arms around sharkys body and her head on his shoulder, growing nervous.
"the first thing i will say is there is patty coming outside of it." one comment.
"oh that's supposed to be there, for decoration!" mikey informed.
"gyal said for decoration!" chunkz wheezes making his friends laugh too.
"also it's a bit burnt around the edges." the first judge states.
"yeah cause it's better like that." sharky intrudes.
"he's right." mikey back him up.
once cutting it, it was time to taste.
the first judge scrunched her face lightly.
the second one did so too.
"chippy is our only hope." mikey told sharky.
once taking a bite, his awkward smile was still on.
"i knew i could count on my chippy," she said emotionally.
the camera cuts.
it was time for the reveal.
aj and kenny came third.
"and in second place."
the judges point to the second burger.
"is that ours?" sharky questions.
"no." mikey tells.
the pair look at each other with wide eyes.
quickly begging to scream while jumping up and down.
"i won't say it was amazing." the judge starts rambling.
"shush!" the duo yells out.
still doing their victory dance.
"i knew you loved us the most chippy." mikey calls out running over.
then hugging the boy dramatically, he just stood there awkwardly per usual.
"get off mikey." sharky pull the girl off him with an uneasy laugh.
she giggles pushing herself away.
the winners strolling to the losers.
"how does it feel to be ugly losers?" mikey asked with a grin.
"How does it feel to know you are horrific cooks?" sharky sneaks.
"this is why we're the best team," mikey told truthfully.
the others seemed to stare at them bugged off and ignoring cause they watched as they hugged and celebrated.
the winners then scream.
"play the trailer!"
authors note!!
simple but cute chappp how u lot enjoyed it
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