Final voting stuff, number of votes: (You can't vote anymore. Don't expect me to follow these reactions by order. Have a good read)
1. Operation Crossroads got 26 votes
2. Prinz Eugen Animarchy got 18 votes
3. Oversimplified - Russian Evolution and American Civil War got 11 votes
4. Tank Fish got 11 votes (Space Wars won)
5. Yuro got 9 votes (H-Class won 1st, and Warspite is 2nd)
6. Russian Badger got 7 votes
7. AlternateHistoryHub got 6 votes (Fallout won)
8. Joshdub: Storming Area 51 got 3 votes
9. The REAL story: Kamchatka got 2 votes
10. Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Yarnhub got 2 votes (Battle of Samar won)
Might do other things as a bonus: Not guaranteed
11. Naval Legends: Iowa and Missouri
12. Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
13. Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
14. Drachinifel
15. What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- The Angry Birds Movie (Current movie reaction)
- Transformers 2007 (I'll just do this one for the Bayverse, after Angry Birds)
- Shin Godzilla (Maybe after Transformers)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)
- Pacific Rim 2013 (I'm considering)
- PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, How to Scharnhorst, How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NUMBER 9 LARGE | MINNESOTA
- Tank Fish (Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars)
- Prinz Eugen Animarchy
- Russian Badger TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Coat of Arms, Unkillable Soldier, No Bullets Fly
- Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia, Battle of Samar (all by Yarnhub)
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
- Systems Alliance Navy (Mass Effect; from Templin Institute)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
Chapter starts:
"I wonder when we're going to watch another movie" Z46 says
"Right now actually. Don't worry, the next films not war films. Two films like yesterday, if we still have time then we might even have a third film to watch"
"It's another movie based on a game isn't it..." Ayanami says
"How would you know?"
"My gamer senses are tingling.. and we are somehow psychic with these kinds of things..." Ayanami says
"Well you're right. And it's Angry Birds"
The shipgirls are speechless, more emphasis on the kansens who haven't played the game
"So... they're birds... that get angry" Shinano says
"How does that work? It sounds fun" Mutsu says
"If Angry Birds got a movie... what about Plants vs Zombies... or Subway Surfers... or Temple Run... imagine if Minecraft or Five Nights at Freddy's are getting movies" Intrepid says
"It is fun. Don't think about it. Oh yeah, Texas. You have a letter"
"Mail?" Texas asks
"Yep"
Texas then feels something in her hands, she looks down to see the letter
"Also, you're the only one who can see it"
Texas then reads the letter
"Hello there. I am USS-Texas. An alternate-version of you. Now, it's about the people we care for. And I have a request... just don't let Nevada go. Enjoy every moment you have with her. You never know when it's your last. That goes for our little sister, New York, as well. Cherish and love them. Everyone. Why do I say this? Unfortunately, I wasn't able to properly say what I wanted to say before the people we know and cared for were gone. I hope you keep this message and remember it
- USS Texas"
Texas closes the letter
(I definitely will keep this message close to heart... and finally, at least I'm not the only Texas who agrees that I'm older than New York because well... I am) Texas thought as she chuckles
(If you want to send a message for certain shipgirls. Let me know)
"Now, you girls can watch. Right now. For real this time"
The movie begins
Bird Island is shown
The scene begins with Red running through the forest as he carries an egg-like container
"Okay. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move" Red says
Red then proceeds to go through a log. He dodges a cobweb but he hits another cobweb
Then he starts falling down a cliff
He tries to fly
But he is a flightless bird
"No, no, no, no, no!" Red yells as he starts falling
"That's literally life" Enterprise says
Red screams has he keeps on falling
But Red grabs a vine
He slips off quickly
He soon grabs another vine, and he stays on this time
"Hey, hey, gotcha!" Red yells as he catches the fake egg
The vine keeps swinging as he almost let the egg fall from his hands a few times
He then hits a lot of trees
"I'm starting to feel bad for a bird..." Graf Zeppelin says
"I thought you despise everything?" FDG asks
"Well... you guys are.. a special exception.." Graf Zeppelin replies
The shipgirls are speechless
"What?" Graf Zeppelin asks
"Aww, so Miss 'I despise everything' does care~" Columbia says
A karen teleports in
"QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!!! bUT gRAf ZePpELin, you say you despise everything yet you don't!? hYpOcRItE! HyPOcrItE!!" Karen yells
The shipgirls stare at her
"I only say that since I'm... do I call myself a tsundere? Anyways. It's not true that I despise everything. And why do you care? This is not even your business" Graf Zeppelin says
The Karen is silent
"I just like being right!" Karen yells as she begins sobbing
The shipgirls have a 'bruh' look on their faces
"Hey, Texas?" Graf Zeppelin asks
"Greetings" Texas says
"Destroy" Graf Zeppelin says
Texas summons her riggings
"Hasta la vista!" Texas yells as she fires her guns
The karen suffered. That's all you need to know
Back to reaction
Red then hits another ture
But this time a snake gets caught on the vine
Red and the snake scream
The shipgirls laugh
"I don't like it! I don't like it!" Red yells
He hits a branch
The fake egg goes flying
But Red somehow catches up to it
But he doesn't catch it, so the fake egg keeps falling
Red breaks the branch he was standing on and falls down the tree
He hits many branches on the way down
"Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets..." Red says
The shipgirls flinched at that
"He really said giblets..." Yorktown says
"And he can't catch a break" Zuikaku says
The egg lands on his hands
But the branch flings him up to the sky
"I'm flying!" Red yells
He starts falling
"Nope, still can't fly" Red says as he begins to scream again
He kicks the egg into the air as he falls in water
"I cannot believe this" Red somehow says
"I understand if he's angry because he can't fly..." Shoukaku says
Red pops out his beak out of the water
"Breathe, breathe" Red says
The fake egg nearly falls into the water but Red grabs it as he goes onto land
"He would make a good football player..." Sheffield says
"What makes you say that?" Edinburgh asks
"I'm literally part of the Sheffield F.C. so I know what I'm talking about. It's in my name" Sheffield replies
Akagi shivers
"What's wrong, Akagi?" AL Amagi asks
"When we play football with Sheffield... she can be ruthless..." Akagi replies
He pulls a fish out then he goes up a treehouse
"Bottom feeder" Red says
He then jumps over a real egg
"Up and Over!" Red says
He then knocks many times. Then he puts on a costume
A little bird opens the door
"Ta-Da!" Red yells in a clown costume
The little bird (Timothy) then screams
"No, no, no, no! Look, it's okay. I'm just a clown" Red says
Timothy is now crying
"Kid, I get it. I hate clowns too" Essex says
Enterprise grins
"Oh, boy. That's a loud... loud... You're very scared of me. Here, come here" Red says as he offers a hug
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Timothy yells
"Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind. Happy hatchday!" Red says as he offers the egg he was carrying
Timothy's father, Edward comes in
"Hi, pal. You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late" Edward says
"No, no, no, no, no! I'm not late, look at the time. See, the order said before noon" Red says
The clock just moves to noon
"Okay, now you're late" Edward says
"Dude, he is literally right there in front of you" Northampton says
"Okay... now you're late!" Edward says
"What?" Red asks
"Howe is he late when he got there before noon.." Howe says
"Where have you been?" Edward asks
"It's funny you ask. You see I was..." Red tries to say as his clown nose falls from his beak
Edward interrupts
"You missed the party. What is that?" Edward asks
"Oh, that. Uh, yeah. Yes, see, I fell on the box" Red replies
He opens the egg container to reveal a birthday cake and a squirrel, who is eating said cake
The shipgirls are speechless
"How" They all say
Edward picks up the squirrel
"Oh, the squirrel? That's on us" Red says as Edward throws the squirrel to the side
"You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box, but, you know, I think I got a little bruise. See anything back there?" Red asks as he shows his butt
The bruise is shown
"Ugh" Timothy says
The shipgirls had the exact same reaction
"Not off to a good start" Nevada says
"Hear that, Honey? The clown we paid to be here an hour ago fell on our son's hatchday cake. That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined! Oh. And the next you mess up, don't tell me a story, just take responsibility" Edward says
"How are they both being calm about it?" Zuikaku asks
"One of them is gonna snap at one point" Hiryu says
"Hey, man, it wasn't a story" Red says
Edward then beings to mock Red
"I'm a screw-up that woke up late and fell on the thing you paid for!" Edward says, the son just following
"So... they payed a clown... and told that clown to pay for the cake... aren't the parents supposed to do that.. eh nevermind" Graf Spee says
"Mm-hmm, It wasn't a story. I almost drowned..." Red says
"Why don't we just settle this out and say the cake's on you" Edward says as he points directly to Red
Red is now angry
"I'm sorry it's on me?" Red asks, more serious
"This is where it all goes down" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"Well, who else would it be on?" Edward asks as the son nods
"I like how the child is just playing along.." Ark Royal says
Red laughs then sighs. Then he takes off his clown costume
"Well, you know, I... I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked. Rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake IS ON YOU!" Red yells
ANGRY BIRDS
Red slams the cake on Edward's face
"Ha! So, you wanna hear a story? [Is dressing Edward in the clown costume as he is talking. I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the 'gluten-free cake'. What the heck is gluten!? I mean, does gluten even exist?" Red asks
"I have no idea what that is..." Laffey says
"It's a protein found in certain grains like wheat... used to make foods like pizza... tasty stuff..." Shinano replies
"Good to know, mama..." Laffey says as Shinano headpats her
The mom appears
"Who are you?" Eva asks
"Get outta here!" Edward yells
"Already? But you're the only one that's had cake!" Red yells back as he takes some cake off Edward's face and eats it
"Mm, mm, That's good stuff" Red says
"Now he's just rubbing it in" Hornet says
"Like how I rub lemo-" Essex tries to say as Shangri-La headbonks
"Anybody want to eat some cake of their dad or husband?" Red asks as the kid nods
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"Kind of messed up but I respect it" Queen Elizabeth says
"You like cake too much for your own good..." Agincourt comments
"What? They're good and tasty. Can you blame me?" Queen Elizabeth asks
"Uh... who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right?" Red asks as he laughs
Red goes as if to leave, then stops
"Oooo, wait, I almost forgot. You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey before I, hoo-hoo, split, okay? So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would say about my performance?" Red asks as he starts walking back
"And don't forget, the squirrel was free..." Red says
He trips on the squirrel. Red is falling backwards right to the real egg in a nest in slow motion
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"Red is potentially about to murder a child. I'm all here for it" Deutschland says as FDG headbonks
"No no no no no" Most of the shipgirls say
"Sorry about this" Red says, distorted
"No!" Edward and Eva yells
"My bad" Red says
Red is stopped inches away from the egg by Edward, whose tail is being held by Eva, whose tail is being held by Timothy
Timothy notices a piece of cake on the floor
"Oh don't you dare" Georgios Averof says
"Resist the temptation, child!" Saint Louis yells
Timothy lets go to eat it. Everyone else then falls over
"Congratulations!" Red yells
"He failed to resist..." Saint Louis says
"As a detective police officer, I have the right to say this... stop resisting" Essex says
(Oh dear...) Her sisters thought
"And if a kansen is black, to the cotten fields she shall go ba-" Essex tries to say
"Hands up Essex!" Enterprise yells, holding her bow
"But... Enty-senpai... you're also a cop.." Essex says
Realization hits Enterprise
"Oh yeah you're right..." Enterprise says as Yorktown headbonks
"If you're thinking about pinning Texas or Northampton down on the floor with excessive force while putting a knee on their necks, don't even think about it" Nevada says
"Erm... what? Essex just reminded me that I'm a cop. Who do you take me for? I'm not like racist or anything" Enterprise replies as she headbonks Essex
The shipgirls process what they heard
"Anyways... I can honestly respect the kid" King George V says
Prince of Wales and Howe look at George as if she is crazy
The parents gasp in horror
The egg is now broken, and Red is upside down in it.
"It's a boy!" Red states
Music plays
"What a start... at least the baby birb is fine... I think.." Unicorn says
A series of flashbacks of Angry Red moments begin
Red is standing in line. A bird behind him keeps moving him forward
Red sighs and moves him back
"Like literally. Back up. Ever heard of personal space? Respect it" Texas says
Red is now reading a comic book about Mighty Eagle. A mime bird comes by. Red gets annoyed as he elbows him
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"He is literally me" Jean Bart says
"I can tell..." Richelieu mumbles
Red is younger and is making a good sculpture of Mighty Eagle
"Hey, Eyebrows" A young bird says
Red ignores her and continues painting the sculptures
"Eyebrows. Eyebrows!" Four young birds yell as they put eyebrow-shaped paper over their foreheads
Red was angry, but is now sad
"You children literally have longer beaks compared to his... and what's wrong with the eyebrows anyway? Scared of something different?" Enterprise says
Red's house shakes and a pot falls on Red. He goes out to see a small bird kicking a ball toward his house
"Oh god... I now exactly what's going to happen here" Sheffield says
He kicks the small bird into the ocean
"Called it!" Sheffield yells proudly
"What else can these people possibly do to make him more angry..." Belfast says
Red is watching a play. A bird sneezes three times onto his popcorn
The shipgirls are cringing
"Now I'm REALLY starting to understand" Belfast says
Red then shoves the popcorn on his face
"I would've done worse" Hornet says
A doctor taps Red's leg. He punches the doctor
"Reflexes. That's good" Enterprise says as Yorktown facepalms
Red is eating alone
A girl bird waves. Red looks around. The girl then winks. He winks back
"Don't buddy, it's literally a trap" Texas says
She blows a kiss. Red and another bird blow a kiss back. The girl bird tells the other bird to go. Both birds move to go to her, but the other bird steps on Red. As Red gets his head out of his lunchbox, he notices the truth and he lets his rage out unsuccessfully
"I feel sorry for him" Littorio says
An egg is in lost-and-found. It hatches, revealing an angry-looking baby Red
"So no one took him in or his parents abandoned him... or both..." AL Amagi says
"Can't even be upset with him.. he needs help... like a lot..." KC Amagi says
The series of flashbacks ends. A court case is going on outside.
"Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural child-hatch. The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. There was going to be music. The nest was going to be full with beautiful, fresh-cut flowers" Eva says
The Judge is glaring at Red. Red smiles nervously
"And the first two faces he was going to see were the loving faces of his mother and his father" Eva says as Edward's tear falls on their baby
The baby giggles
"We can never get that moment back" Eva says
"That sounds like a you-problem" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"I thought the child was dead. At least he isn't" Scharnhorst says
"If he did die, then he could be replaced anyway" August Von Parseval says as Peter Strasser slaps the back of her head
"Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. I mean, what are we talking about here? He probably doesn't even remember me" Red says as the baby bird looks at him
"Daddy!" Baby Bird yells as the audience gasps
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"The baby has got two dads now. That's a bonus if you ask me" Warspite says
"Unlike us..." Agincourt says
"No, no, no. No. Shut up" Red whispers as Edward grumbles and glares to Red
"Shut up. Cool it" Red whispers as the baby looks at Red with kawaii eyes
Another bird nearby carves a picture of Red and the other birds
"Accurate, and a nice reference to the games" Z23 says
"Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird? Yes. Guilty as can be. It was a quality cake. Look, I worked very hard to get it there, on time, and he wouldn't even try it!" Red yells
"Mister Red, we are a happy, happy bird community. Under the protection of Mighty Eagle... *Points at a statue of Mighty Eagle*. We work, we play, we laugh, we love, and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir" Judge Peckinpah says
"We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently" Red mumbles
A few kansens chuckle
"Perhaps you've never heard the joke... 'Why don't birds fly?' I'm gonna tell you why. Because... where else would we ever wanna go!" Judge Peckinpah jokes as he and the audience laugh after
The shipgirls are silent
They all look at each other. Then back to the screen
"That was f*cking horrible" Gangut says
"Your honor, did you know that you are awful?" Hornet asks
"Wow, not a good joke" Red says
"So what am I to make of the likes of you? There seems to be a recurring issue here. Anger" Judge Peckinpah says
"Pfft. I don't think I have an anger issue. I think you got an anger issue" Red says back as the audience gasps
"Red, you say nothing. You understand? Get a lawyer first" Kirov says
"The judge has an anger issue with Red's anger issue. And now Red is going to have an anger issue with the Judge's anger issue about his anger issue. But the Judge in turn will have even more of an anger issue with Red's anger issue about his anger issue with Red's anger issue in itself. Then Red-" Arizona tries to say but Texas closes her mouth
"Don't be like those people, Zona" Texas says
Judge Peckinpah is now walking towards Red
"Anger... is a weed growing in our garden. And what do you do when you find a weed?" Judge Peckinpah asks
"Smoke it?" Kaga asks back
"HA-" Akagi yells but immediately stops herself
Many of the shipgirls try not to laugh, some fail
"Okay... seriously... normally you just.. either leave it alone or pluck it out. Your pick" Kaga says
"I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me" Red says
"You pluck it out!" Judge Peckinpah yells
"Oh my gahh" Mime bird says
"Mister Red, did you notice, that when you moved your house outside of our village, that nobody tried to stop you? Birds may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you" Judge Peckinpah says
"So like all people you see every time you go out? And you're not helping since you're just putting Red down" Gneisenau asks
"Hey, you know what? I got a question for you. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?" Red asks
Judge Peckinpah lowers his head, as if he has something to hide
"There's no way he's THAT tall. I mean I'm tall but that's not the point" Sovetskaya Rossiya says
"We all see you, prancing along the street, 'Your Honor'! And you're what, and I'm just approximating here, LIKE AN INCH TALL!" Red yells as he suddenly grabs the judge
You... What are you doing?!" Judge Peckinpah yells as Red pulls Peckinpah's robe to reveal that Peckinpah is actually a short bird standing on top of a taller bird
The taller bird sneezes, which moves him backwards and moves Peckinpah onto the floor
"Violà!" Red yells as gasps from audience are heard
"And he's standing on top of the sneezing bird... appropriate enough" August Von Parseval says
"Daddy..." Baby Bird says
"I just want to squish the cute little guy" Blucher says
(You have no idea how many people want to do that to your adorable face...) Admiral Hipper and Prinz Eugen thought
"Mister Red, given the severity of the crimes, I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law... anger management class" Judge Peckinpah states
The shipgirls are silent
"Sooo... if someone commits a war crime or scam someone... anger management class they go nya... awesome nya!" Akashi yells
A lot of shipgirls glare at her
"She isn't a scammer. She is a capitalist. And she doesn't have an Indian acce-" Wisconsin tries to say as Nevada headbonks
"Uhhh... Pluck my life" Red says
Red angrily walks out of the court
A store is seen nearby
"Fresh worms, caught today! Hey, Red. How are ya?" Early Bird asks
"Oh, I'm horrible" Red replies
"Oh. Hi, Red. It's good to see you" Stella says
"I wish I could say the same" Red says back
"Oh..." Stella says
Two parents nearby lift their child over Red
"Ups-a-daisy" The father says
The child hits Red with its feet accidentally
"Aw! Ow... Thank you" Red says sarcastically
A bird plays a saxophone
Red takes another bird's apple and puts in in the saxophone
"Red, I get that you're an angry bird right now, but calm down" Hood says
A crossing guard bird (Monica) blocks Red's path with a flag
"Let's go" Monica say
A bird leading some baby birds walks across the street
"How are you, Suzie? You good? No running, no running" Monica says as she chuckles to herself
Monica lifts her flag, only to put it right back down
"Oop" Monica says
"Come on" Red says
More baby birds walk across
"Oh boy. Ya guys ever thought about bird control?" Red asks
"I would've gone around at that point" Mikasa says in a deadpan tone
A hatchling trips
"Left, right, left, right, there ya go" Red says
Monica hums. Red hums sarcastically
A hatchling stops
"Hey hey" A hatchling says as it blows a raspberry out at Red
Red blows it back, he smiles a little. The hatchling smiles back before walking away
Some of the shipgirls laugh, others let out 'awws'
"All right" Monica says as she lifts her flag
She then puts it right back down again
"LET HIM PASS DAMMIT" Agir yells
An old lady bird named Shirley starts walking across
"Shirley, Girly, you got this. Come on now, take your time" The granny says
Most shipgirls groan
"OH GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE" Mikasa yells
"Stereotype funny..." Avrora yells
"A granny is a grandma is a grandmother, am I right?" Lutzow asks
"Here we go... that's it. You're doing it!" Shirley yells, slowly walking across
"Seriously?!" Red yells
"I'm almost there" Shirley says
Red groans
Cut to Hug Trader trying to hug Red
"Nope" Red says
The Hug Trader is saddened
"Who would be that lonely to ask for a hug or to pay for a hug" Tirpitz says
"You" Bismarck replies
"I hate you... and you're one to talk..." Tirpitz mumbles
Bismarck hugs Tirpitz and pats her back
"Love you too. You'll get with Victorious one day..." Bismarck says
As Red is passing a salon, a bird sweeps feathers onto Red. He then angrily moves them off himself. The mime bird mimics Red and gets huge cheers from the crowd nearby
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"Okay, that was good... I'll have to give the mime that" Tallinn says
Another area is shown
"Pigeon pose. Crane pose" Workout bird says to other birds in a lineup
Two birds are doing fine with the poses, one other bird is not doing it right, and the last bird is not even doing anything
"Ok, we worked out. Who's down for a froyo?" The workout bird asks
The shipgirls are confused
"Frozen yogurt" Wisconsin says
"Oh" A lot of the kansens say
Red then sees a nursery and a worker talking to the eggs
"Mighty Might Eagle soaring free, defender of our homes and liberty" The Nursery Worker says
"Hi, Red, is one of those yours?" The workout bird asks
"What? Yeah, when birds fly!" Red replies sarcastically
Red finally arrives of the Anger Management Class building
Billy the Sign is rocking back and forth
"Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha" Billy the Sign laughs
The shigirls are silent
"Who in their right f*cking mind would think that a sign like that... would make me... manage my anger... it would just increase it even further..." Texas says
"Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha" Billy the Sign laughs
Red is starting to get mad and he forms a fist and cracks his knuckles
"He's going to come and launch it. I can tell" Yamato says
"I can feel his anger... the sign is defenseless... strike it down with all of your hatred!" Graf Zeppelin yells
"He's literally about to blow" Ticonderoga says
"Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha"
Red was about to be enraged... but he cools down and takes a breath
The shipgirls don't even believe it
"Ha, ha ha" Billy the Sign laughs
Red pushes the sign, but it comes back up and hits him. It makes Red angry... but he walks by
"Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha"
"Three... two... one..." Prince of Wales counts
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Red yells, launching the sign
"And there it is. He got angry" Prince of Wales says
"That's his secret Wales, he's always angry~" Prinz Eugen says
"I actually agree with his reaction here... and I'm not a person who gets angry..." Yorktown says
Enterprise and Hornet shiver all the times Yorktown was angry. It was unpleasant
"Do you remember the time someone bullied Hammann and Yorktown used concrete to beat her up...?" Hornet asks
"How could I forget..." Enterprise replies
"You think that's funny? Ha ha ha. This is funny!" Red yells as he launches the sign
But Billy was caught by a small plant, and it launches back at Red
"Uh oh" Red says as the sign hits Red
It knocks Red back but Red gets back up and begins shaking the sign
The sign then begins to beat up Red, not on purpose
"He couldn't let it go could he..." U-47 says
"Why does he do this to himself.." Javelin says
"Why are you hitting yourself Red?" Z46 asks
Red then throws it on the ground
"Ha, ha, ha!" Billy the Sign laughs
"That thing... has a mind of its own..." Jeanne d'Arc says
"It's possessed... THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPE-" Richelieu tries to yell as Algerie headbonks
"What?" Red asks
Red then destroys the sign. He gives it a little kick. Just to make sure
He puts it back where it belongs
"You got it. Good job. Proud of you" Graf Zeppelin says
"Hey schwester, imagine in an alter-world, Graf has a child but instead of despising everything, she loves and adores everything" Peter Strasser whispers to August Von Parseval
"I can actually see that scenario happening" August Von Parseval whispers back
A mom and her kid are nearby
The mom gasps
"Don't look, Bobby, the anger might be contagious" The mom says
The kid doesn't go but instead waves
"Let's go!" The mom whispered as she dragged her kid
"He started it" Red says
"Move it! Move it! Don't look back!" The mom yells from a distance
"I mean... did he really? Because... you escalated it... and.. you finished it... so... yeah. Good job though. You got the win" Blucher says
The shipgirls laugh
Red puts the part that says 'Smile' back
"There you go. Uh-huh" Red says with a smile
He walks into the building
Billy loses a tooth
Red enters inside
"Oh what the... definitely one of the nine circles of hell" Enterprise says
"Is that how you describe my therapy?" Vestal asks
"No. That's even somehow worse" Enterprise replies as Vestal pops a vein
Yorktown chuckles nervously and makes Vestal clam down
"Oh, look at this, this is going to be awful" Red says
Red passes by a sculpture of two birds hugging
"Okay, I guess that's art" Red says
He then passes by a sculpture of three birds hugging
"That's garbage" Red comments
Then red passes a sculpture of many birds hugging in a big pile
"And that's... exotic..." Red states
"It's not exotic. It's a ___" Texas says
"Sorry readers. We all don't want this story to get cancelled now do we?" Nevada asks
"And if you know, you know" Wisconsin says
Wisconsin then sees Texas and Nevada kissing each other
"You can do that later" Wisconsin says
Back to reacting
Then Red sees certificate that says FREE RAGE CHICKEN
"Free rage what?" Red asks
"Oh, hi!" ??? yells
Red gets jumpscared and knocks off the certificate from the table
"Hi, there. Welcome..." ??? says
"Hello" Red says
"...to the Infinity Acceptance Group. I am Matilda" Matilda introduces
"Okay..." Red says
"And I'm just super psyched to be taking this journey with you! Oh, you're gonna have a blast! I'm really fun. Everybody says that about me" Matilda says
"And you're name is Matilda... definitely not fun..." Illustrious says
They walk into a room where three birds are already gathered
"Hey, guys. Say hello to Red, everyone. Hello!" Matilda says
"Hi, Red" A black bird says
"Heh. Hello, birds I won't get to know well" Red says
A yellow bird nearby then starts talking very fast
"Hey, apparently somebody didn't get the memo that we like to start on time, because you're about two minutes late. Don't let it happen again. Hi, my name is Chuck. I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. I like you a lot. I can tell" Chuck says
"You're definitely a fun guy who would be named 'Josh' if you were a human..." Shinano says
"He could also be a villain's sidekick... no reason~" Atago adds
Matilda chuckles
"Okay... Now, Red, would you like to share your story with us?" Matilda asks
"No, not really" Red replies
"Well, the court mentioned something about a rage episode at a child's birthday party" Matilda says
"How long is this class anyway?" Red asks
"As long as you make it" Matilda asks
"Hah? So... he can decide when to leave?" Vestal asks
"Really? Oh, okay. Uh, gentlemen, very nice to see you, and ta almost meet you. Probably the nicest part of it is not getting to meet you. You know, in some weird away. All right. So, I'm gonna go ahead and scoot on back out, past those creepy... statues and, uh..." Red says as he tries to sneak out
Matilda immediately grabs Red and places him on a pillow seat
"Hah! Back you go!" Matilda says
"She's definitely not a fun person. Her name is Matilda for God's sake" Victorious says
"Sure. No, I can take a seat" Red says
"So, in another sense, you are here until I notify the court that your anger issues have been resolved" Matilda states as she laughs
"Okay good. Enterprise was a tough nut to crack" Vestal says as she glares at the carrier
Enterprise chuckles to herself
"Oh f*ck me" Enterprise says
"Definitely-" Belfast says
"No that's later" Enterprise says
"Oh" Belfast says, frowning a bit
"Not here, dear" Enterprise says
"Oh boy..." Red says
"Chuck! Share your story with Red" Matilda says
"Me? I'm the last guy that should be here! Simple speeding ticket! Judge tells me I was going too fast. So I say, 'Your Honor, to be honest: I was; you caught me'. I'm not angry, I'm honest. So, shouldn't I be in honesty management class? 'Cause we gotta manage my honesty" Chuck says
"Troublemaker. I'm calling it" Admiral Hipper says
"Mm-hmm. My one problem, that's a different story than you told last time" Matilda says
"Uh..." Chuck says
A flashback begans of Chuck speeding down the road. A policebird named Bill Beckins stops him
"Called it. He's a liar. Like the Catholic Church" Admiral Hipper says
The Iris Libre girls quietly gasp
"How could you tell~" Prinz Eugen says
"You're literally a troublemaker for me. So I know a troublemaker when I see one" Admiral Hipper states
"What about Blucher?" Prinz Eugen asks
"HAH! Blucher? You've got to be joking! The only problems she ever caused me is being adorable!" Admiral Hipper says
"Wait... so... me being cute... is bad..?" Blucher asks
"N-No" Admiral Hipper says as she headpats Blucher
Chuck then is standing next to the policebird and realizes that he is only focused on writing a speeding ticket for Chuck. So he dashes to the policebird's office, messes everything up, and comes back before the policebird notices he is gone
"With great power, comes gre-" Yorktown tries to say but Enterprise covers her mouth
(I hope Yorktown dying isn't a 'canon event'...) Enterprise thought
"That's just cruel" Essex says
"What about the lemons?" Hornet asks
"Those don't count" Essex replies
He then steals the policebird's wallet. It reads OFFICER BILL BECKINS
Cut to a restaurant
"Drinks on me, guys!" Chuck yells as the crowd cheers
"Meanie. Too far" Fletcher says
"And he got anger management... he was speeding... f*cked up the police station... and he stole the wallet of the police officer and buys drinks.. and lastly he pulls off a Saratoga Prank on the police officer... hilarious" Soryu says
He runs back, and the policebird is still writing the speeding ticket. Chuck runs to a couple places... then something white falls on the policebird. Chuck is on a tree above him, licking a ice cream. The policebird notices
Flashback ends
"Chuck..." Matilda says
"Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream" Chuck says
"All right, Chuck. Thanks, we got it. And this is Terence" Matilda says as she points to a huge, red bird
"More like Terrifying" Red says
"Now, it says here in your little filey..." Matilda says as she stops and gasps
Police sirens sound and a screaming girl in the background, and Terence evilly smirks
The shipgirls are silent
"I need to know the crimes this bird did. Asap" Gangut says
"Terence... uh... seems to have an incident" Matilda says
"Uhuh" The shipgirls say
"Now, Bomb's started with us two weeks ago. Tell us your story, Bomb" Matilda says
"And his name is bomb..." Bunker Hill says
"Well, sometimes when I get upset I... uh... have been known to... uh... blow up" Bomb says
"So, like... uh... like what? Like you get mad, you mean?" Red asks
"Well. No. I literally blow up, okay. I explode, like a bomb" Bomb replies as he imitates a bomb falling and exploding
"Hence the name" Bomb says
Flashback shows of Bomb walking into a house
"Surprise!" Multiple birds yell
Bomb literally blows up, destroying the entire house
"Excuse me. Party foul" Bomb says
Stella falls
"Ow!" She yells
Flashback ends
"So either to learn to control the ability or just no surprising things" Albacore says
"He shouldn't even be there. He just looks like a fun guy who was named Bomb and has an ability like a bomb for some reason" Montpelier says
Chuck gasps loudly
"Do it!" Chuck yells
"No can do; I just went boom-boom before class" Bomb says
"Hey, look. I don't want to be here at all, but this can maybe make it a little more interesting to me. So, please, explode" Red says
"You can't do it, can you?" Chuck asks
"Yes, I can, but I'm having back issues today; so I'm gonna have to take a rain check" Bomb replies
"Oh... do it!" Chuck yells
"Not the time or place, little amigo" Bomb says as he headpats Chuck
"Please do it. I'm actually genuinely curious" Denver says
Every shipgirl agrees
"These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?" Red asks
Terence only growls
"Are we speaking telepathically or you're just..." Red says
Terrence still growls
"Good talk. Nice chatting with you" Red says
"Kratos, is that you?" Bismarck asks
"He's just... staring... menacingly" Georgios Averof says
Hal and Bubbles are seen playing instruments
"Oh they're here too" Unicorn says
"What are their abilities?" Kaga asks
"I think that's later Ms Kaga" Unicorn replies
"Today we're gonna be working on managing our anger through movement. The first pose is the dancer pose" Matilda says
Terence does the pose pretty easily
"Great form, Terence" Matilda says
"Eagle. Parrot. Peacock. Warrior. Mountain. Tree. Rabbit. Fish. Locust. King pigeon. And of course, downward duck" Chuck says as he does all the poses
Red bumps into Bomb and he is struggling a lot
"Uh, excuse me, boring hippie lady" Red says
"Uh-huh?" Matilda asks
" Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke" Red replies
"And have you done this before?" Matilda asks
"Uh, yes, I have. But usually not for free" Red replies
Moves Red into the pose position and its very forced
"Oh god... but then again... her name is Matilda" Formidable says
"Didn't think so" Matilda says
"Awesome..." Red comments
"And how are we doing over here, Bomb?" Matilda asks
"Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core" Bomb replies, his fuse slowly going off
"Take cover. Go to a bunker" Bunker Hill says
"Just remember to breathe, up to your feathers and from your talons. Namaste..." Matilda says
"He's gonna blow!" Ayanami yells
The yellow part of Bomb's fuse on his head is moving downwards and his cheeks are getting puffed out
"Bomb?" Matilda asks
Bomb explodes
Smoke is seen coming out of the building
"Nice" Chuck says
"Nice" Some shipgirls say
"Amazing..." Graf Zeppelin says
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