ATITTIES
san
so what time are we meeting
up
seonghwa
10 aren't we
yeosang
i was under the impression
we were supposed to get
there at 10.30
wooyoung
ngl i forgot
hongjoong
where's yuna she's coming
isn't she
jongho
i thought she was
me
hey y'all i'm gonna have to
drop out of our plans for today
sorry
seonghwa
why what happened
yunho
yeah you were like mega
excited for this
yunho
so was heejin
me
i know but i just don't feel
too good this morning
wooyoung
boo you whore
san
what the fuck
yeosang
wow thought you were bae
turns out you're just fam
me
fuck you
me
i'm really sorry but i can't
go out today
jongho
why tho
seonghwa
yeah what's wrong
me
my stomach doesn't feel
too good
hongjoong
omg buy a pregnancy test
yunho
YALL REALLY GO AT IT LIKE
FUCKING RABBITS DONT
YOU
mingi
wtf are you talking about
me
yeah wtf
me
i'll have you know that
condoms are my new
best friend
seonghwa
while i'm happy for you guys,
the best way to avoid
unexpected pregnancies is
to not have sex so...
me
uhh i actually installed a
baby blocker after the last
incident
me
also
me
DONT YOU TELL ME HOW
TO LIVE MY LIFE JUST
COZ YOUR DICK IS DRY
seonghwa
i agree whoever said that
should apologise
wooyoung
hyung you said it
seonghwa
what no why tf would i say
that STOP LYING
yeosang
uhhh i think i'm just gonna
go back to bed
yunho
no but fr yuna are you sure
you don't wanna take a test
just in case
mingi
i don't think she's pregnant
wooyoung
you stfu i knew she was
pregnant before you did
mingi
OKAY FUCK YOU THEN
me
y'all i'm not pregnant calm
down
seonghwa
okay so what other symptoms
do you have that tell you it's
certainly not morning sickness
me
uhh headache legs hurt
snotty nose
me
is that enough?
wooyoung
why tf do your legs hurt
me
idk probably coz i do mega
squats every fucking day
wooyoung
real
san
this.
hongjoong
okay so yuna isn't coming
hongjoong
are you okay if we still
go out tho
me
of course
me
plus mingi is going so he can
have fun on my behalf
mingi
wOah have fun for two
people? that seems like a lot
for one man.
me
stfu i gave birth to your
fat ass children
mingi
you're right im sorry
me
<33
mingi
<3
me
okay so y'all have fun im
gonna take a nap
hongjoong
later kidlet
seonghwa
get well soon bub
san
luv u <3
wooyoung
*blows you a kiss*
yeosang
lol have fun
yunho
mingi will buy you something
mingi
don't make promises for me
dude
mingi
but he's right i will
jongho
bye yuna
YUNA'S BITCHES
yeosang
you're such a liar
me
who me?
me
or wooyoung?
wooyoung
why tf would he be talking
about me
me
idk you look like you would
lie
wooyoung
that's so not true
jongho
🚨 LIE DETECTED 🚨
seonghwa
so spill the tea bub what's
the real reason
me
i can't walk
seonghwa
i'm sorry fucking WHAT??
me
my legs hurt and i can't walk
wooyoung
*gasp* YALL TOTALLY
FUCKED LAST NIGHT
me
fr tho
yeosang
omfg
jongho
so hyung was right you
do go at it like rabbits
me
do rabbits wear condoms??
me
no
me
no but ong my legs fucking
hurt bro
me
like i cannot get up
me
i tried to get up and i
immediately fell to my knees
i'm dying
me
CANT EVEN GET UP TO
PEE
wooyoung
so like not to be rude
or anything but... it's that
big
me
dead ass it's bigger than
me
yeosang
GODDAMN
seonghwa
:O
jongho
i don't even have words
wooyoung
i can't ever look at him the
same way
wooyoung
scratch that i can't ever
look at him
seonghwa
OUR SWEET LITTLE MINGI
yeosang
i guess he's not THAT little
me
y'all i'm lying
jongho
HYUNG HAS A LITTLE DICK
??????
me
what no
wooyoung
SO IT REALLY IS THAT
BIG
me
STFU ABOUT MINGIS
DICK OMFG NO
me
i lied about not being able
to walk
seonghwa
WHY THO
jongho
ya know i never thought you
were funny
wooyoung
you evil little shit
yeosang
it's okay i won't kill you
i'll just put you to sleep
forever
me
okay scary wtf
me
but my legs do hurt and
yes it's because of last
night and i am struggling
to walk i'm not incapable
of it but
me
the truth is
me
i woke up this morning and
remembered we were going
out so i went to get the twins
ready to go to hyunwoo's but
when i was ya know changing
them and feeding them i just
started bawling my eyes out
and mingi was like tf and then
i started feeling really anxious
about leaving them
me
i know it's stupid but i just
really really don't want to
be away from them today
me
y'all it's been five minutes
please say something
wooyoung
YOU ARE SO CUTE IM
BAWLINGN MY RYES OUT
seonghwa
STUFY THAGY ADORBALR
jongho
aawsssawswwwww
yeosang
y'all i'm so emotional
me
what you're not mad
wooyoung
WHY WOULD WE BE MAD
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
WOULD GET MAD AT A
MOTHER HAVING
SEPARATION ANXIETY FROM
HER BABIES HOW HORRIBLE
DO YOU THINK WE ARE
me
you i'm still not sure but the
rest of you you're not horrible
wooyoung
fuck you
me
IM KIDDING YOU KNOW I
LOVE YOU TO THE
FURTHEST PLANET AND
BACK
wooyoung
<yuna3
seonghwa
so you're not coming become
you're experiencing some
separation anxiety that's totally
okay and normal
jongho
just don't let it stop you too
often
me
why
jongho
idk i'm reading articles
yeosang
he does this every time
you talk about a new
experience with the twins
me
i love you jongho <3
jongho
i love you too
yeosang
it's okay babe just stay home
today don't worry about us
we're not mad
me
bABE??!?!?!?
yeosang
on my mother's life i meant
bub i'm sorry don't let mingi
hurt me
me
he won't hurt you he's a
big ball of goof
wooyoung
yeah but those guys are
usually mean af on the
inside
jongho
why did i think you meant
he had a mean stomach or
liver or lungs
jongho
like his insides are just a
bunch of bullies
me
you're so silly omg <3
yeosang
< jongho 3
seonghwa
ToT CRYING MY BABIES
ARE SO CUTE
wooyoung
*sighs* we've done well here
boys.