Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, How to Scharnhorst, How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NUMBER 9 LARGE | MINNESOTA
- Tank Fish (Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars)
- Russian Badger TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Coat of Arms, Unkillable Soldier, No Bullets Fly
- Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)
- Transformers 2007 (I'll just do this one for the Bayverse)
- The Angry Birds Movie
- Pacific Rim 2013 (Maybe)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
- Systems Alliance Navy (Mass Effect; from Templin Institute)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
Chapter starts:
The shipgirls are taking a short break
In the room of Texas
"Do you remember what me and Rossiya said to you when we watched the first Rise of Nations video?" Texas asks
"I can just be myself and there's nothing wrong with that... I don't have to be perfect... and just because I'm leader, it doesn't mean that I have to do everything all by myself.." Yorktown says
"Okay good. Anything else you want to say?" Texas asks
"I'm... still doubtful. To be honest... it scares me. I'm just so used to doing everything on my own, the despair I feel... I'm used to it at this point. I'm not saying I enjoy companionship, especially with my little sisters.. but.. I prefer is anyone doesn't trouble themselves for my sake. I want everyone to be happy. I'm pathetic, I know..." Yorktown says as she sighs
Texas puts a hand on her shoulder
"You're not pathetic. You're only pathetic if you just give up or not do anything at all. I respect you. I really do, but if you keep doing things to the point where it's taking a physical and most especially mental tolls, then other options have to be considered. And we're all not getting any younger" Texas says
"I know... you don't have to remind me.. it's hard..." Yorktown says
"AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, you keep pushing me aside and I can't break through~" Yorktown sings
Texas is silent as she drinks some whiskey
"Please continue" Texas says
"R-Right... I get angry that I can't figure things out immediately... I even lash out my anger sometimes.. but you're right. Absolutely right" Yorktown says
"Well... you're just stressed, and I know how it feels. My advice, stop thinking negatively. You can't make good decisions if you continue, so start thinking positively like you always do. Enjoy life while you're at it. There's more than just being a warship and a politician" Texas says
Yorktown nods
"Now that I think about it... me, Enty, and Hornet... we all have our problems?" Yorktown asks
"Hmm, yeah. I did notice that. Spend time with your sisters now" Texas says
"Thank you.." Yorktown says
"Don't mention it. You may leave now" Texas says
Yorktown leaves
Texas sits down
"What should I do now" Texas says
A lightbulb appears on top of her head
"Maybe I should get laid with Nevada now-" Texas says
The break ends
The shipgirls go back to the theater
"All right girls, we will be reacting to one more Tank Fish video. Let's start now" Enishi says
The long video begins
The intro is shown
Trenches are seen with battles
Roblox: The Camping Episode
"Imagine the Beach Episode is D-Day" Ayanami says
Day 1
"All right boys. Welcome to our camping spot, today the trenches. Here we got the silly strings, the party wagons, the fireworks and SPICY AIR" Tank Fish says
A guy chokes and dies
Weak Mask and Protecc yourself
A message from your local government
The shipgirls have a bruh face
"Wait, we are in a jungle?" A Chaos Legion soldier asks
Fortunate Son plays
"Some folks are born made to wave the flag. It ain't me~" Chaos Legion soldier sings
"No stop. STOP" Another Chaos Legion officer commands
"Those trees better not speak Vietnamese" Essex says
"Forty seconds. We must build the biggest f*cking trench man has ever seen" Tank Fish says
"Build! Build! Build the trench!"
"Bob the Builder, World War 1 edition. We can do this!" Tank Fish says
"Believe in yourself" Unicorn and Blucher say
"Yes we can" A Chaos Legion soldier says
"YES WE CAN!!" Giga Chad yells
"Oh my god. We built a giant *ss barb wire wall. How are we gonna get through?" Tank Fish asks his men
"We don't"
"Bruh" Tank Fish says
"Then... how are they... eh, they'll figure something out" Tallinn says
"They trapped themselves. That'll be like, if the door is locked, and you forgot your keys to your own home, so you locked yourself out" Gangut says
"Ready your weapon boys, they're coming" Tank Fish says
"They're 'coming' hard?"
"Shut the f*ck up" Tank Fish says
The shipgirls are silent
"I don't get it" Some of the shipgirls say
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that" Most others say
(The internet has somehow done it. Make a simple verb sound so dirty) Wisconsin thought
"Go go go boys"
"They're in the trees (2x)!" Tank Fish yells
"They blend in perfectly!" A Chaos Legion soldier yells
"They're actually f*cking Vietnamese!" Another Chaos Legion soldier yells
"They're uniform is blending with the trees!" Tank Fish yells
"Their f*cking skin color blends in with the trees"
"F*cking Vietnamese smurfs!" Tank Fish yells
"What's the lore of this? Why are we fighting these blue men?" A Chaos Legion officer asks
"Because their skin color is different" Tank Fish says
"Kinda racist but ok..." Jeanne d'Arc says
"So they're fighting because of racism... I can see that happening" Essex says
"You literally just said the n-word last chapter" Intrepid says
"Does it matter?" Essex asks
Her sisters facepalm
"Yes. It does matter" Hornet says as she pats Northampton
"So is this a world war or a race war?" Zuikaku asks
"Probably a race war. Imagine if the Manjuus have a civil war" Kaga replies
"F*cking smurfs. Our f*hrer Gargamel wants em dead" Chaos Legion officer says
"They're taking our jobs" Another officer says
"Yes exactly"
Chat is shown
Chanting is shown from the British
"Why King? Actually, I'm not complaining" King George V says
"What..." Queen Elizabeth says
"Eh, they're chanting. Boys, show them who's boss. Spam 'For the fatherland'." Tank Fish says
Preussens Gloria earrape plays as the Chaos Legion chants
'FUR DAS FATHER LAND'
The shipgirls are silent
"Fur Das Vaterland' Iron Blood shipgirls say
"Long Live the Queen" Royal Navy shipgirls say
"They're like 'what the hell'." Chaos Legion soldier says
"Morale plus a hundred. They probably sh*t their pants" Tank Fish says
They then begin to blow up trees
"Blow that sh*t up"
"You guys are just blowing up trees?" Tank Fish asks
"Yeah. Without trees, they are nothing" The soldier replies
Tank Fish laughs after repeating what he said
"Just deforest everything" Graf Zeppelin says
"This f*cking trench line"
"These are like the worst trenches I've ever seen. There's like gaps in them"
"It's fine. Just like the French, once we have taken our enemies position, we will 'appropriate' their trenches. It will be our trenches" Tank Fish says
"Build a trench to steal another trench. Did what I say make sense? Who cares" Nevada says
Enterprise has a flashback
The flashback:
"Oh, Enterprise-sama, Nevada left a note" Belfast says
Enterprise picks up the note from her tray
'Enterprise, if you're reading this, good. Because who cares if you like the proper meal or not. As long as you eat it and get it down your stomach, then good enough for me
Best regards from your best chef, Nevada'
"Where are my rights..." Enterprise says
'P.S. Don't think you have a say in this. Because you don't. In desperate times like these, you don't get rights'
Enterprise is silent
"Bel... I have a question.." Enterprise says
Belfast tilts her head
"Do you think I should kill Nevada?" The stubborn carrier asks
Belfast stares at her
"Don't forget that there's me and Vestal to cook your food. And if you want to be tortured and feel the wrath of Texas, then I do suggest that you kill Nevada. Not like you'll succeed" Belfast replies
"Good to know... but I also know.. that I have my GODDAMN RIGHTS! MY HEALTH IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS MY FREEDOM!!" Enterprise yells
Belfast stares at her
"I... don't need your fu-" Enterprise tries to yell again
Belfast then hugs Enterprise
"Yes, yes... it's okay, I'm here, everything will be fine" Belfast says
Enterprise is silent as she gets comfortable with the hug
Flashback ends
Enterprise is silent
"Are you okay?" Yorktown asks
"Yes, but actually no. No, but actually yes" Enterprise replies
Yorktown tilts her head
Back to reacting
"Oh it's night time. Guys, get in your position. I'm pretty sure they're gonna trench raid us" Tank Fish says
"We're not sleeping tonight"
"You never know where these blue men's are gonna pop out from" Tank Fish says
"Nap when you can, not like you can get a good nap, but try" Texas says
A grenade is shown as music plays
It explodes
(Who the hell builds a glow-in-the-dark grenade?) Some shipgirls thought
"Are they blind?" Hiryu asks
"Probably as blind as me." Soryu replies, a little upset in her tone
"Don't tell me you're still sad about your old glasses?" Akagi asks
"Hey, I wore those glasses for most of my life alright.. not saying that Kaga-senpai's glasses are bad, I'm still getting used to them" Soryu says
"Oh my god" Tank Fish says
Left Trench is where they popped up from
"If they keep this up, they might be goners" Sheffield says
"Dude, their skin is so dark"
"Oh my god... we're fighting against f*cking magic Vietcong" Tank Fish says
Tank Fish somehow spots something
"He... he's hiding in the trees!!" Tank Fish yells
"I can't see sh*t" Agir says
"I can see the movement, but barely..." Lutzow says
"I feel like we made too many Vietcong jokes..."
"No but he's actually in the trees!" Tank Fish says
"I DON'T GIVE A SHI-"
A cow is shown
This is the last Nam joke. I swear
The shipgirls doubt
"Medic, Medic! Target practice!" Tank Fish yells
"Shoot him!"
"I'm friendly! I'm not blue!" The medic yells
"WHY AREN'T YOU BLUE?!" Tank Fish yells
Some shipgirls laugh
"What did the medic do?" Unicorn asks
"Exist" Kaga replies
"Tank simply saw the armband and started blasting" A Chaos Legion soldier says
"Medic is Medic" Tank Fish states
"War Crime is War Crime" Taihou says
"Normally you shouldn't do that, but since healing is almost instant, it's fine" Akagi says
"Bro it doesn't matter which side the medic is on, SHOOT EM" Another soldier says
Tank Fish laughs in War Criminal
Certain kansens laugh in war crime gamer
"All right, prepare to fire at the same time. Prepare to launch a volley fire. Get ready. Three... two... one... everyone shoot!" Tank Fish yells
"Fire!" An officer yells
The soldiers then do volley fire
Tank Fish laughs
"Fire!" Another officer yells
"Bro, we don't need machine guns when we have the manpower" Tank Fish says
"Spray spray"
"What are they even shooting at?" Z46 asks
"Trying to kill their enemies... it may fail but it sounds nice though.." FDG says
"We didn't hit a single person!"
"It's not about hitting someone, it's about asserting dominance" Tank Fish states
"It's called suppressive fire" Montpelier says
"It's about making the other people who are alive know they're most likely next, and possibly make soldiers cry for Mommy in their last moments" Graf Zeppelin says, deadpan in her tone
(As expected...) August Von Parseval, Peter Strasser, and most other kansens thought
(How is she my drinking buddy again?) Akagi thought
"Day One eventually ended in a stalemate. Neither side had made any advancement despite their efforts. We were mainly on the defensive; focusing on fortificating our position for the days to come. I did some UNO Reverse and led a small raid to the enemy trenches, but we had to retreat back to our position as the dawn was approaching... 196 soldiers perished on the first day of the conflict. There will be more for the days to come..." Tank Fish says
Day 2
"Yikes, and this is just day one.." Algerie says
"Day Two is the day we unlock the artilleries, so we were like... HEY! Boys! Boys! You know what time it is..." Tank Fish says
The soldiers become engineers and artillery is seen firing
"HAUBITZEN! 12- UND 24-PFUNDER GERIFFELTE FELDKANONEN MIT HINTERLADER (12- and 24- pounder rifled breech-loading field guns)!!"
"Sie haben eine Reichweite von 5 Kilometern mit unerhörter Präzision. Halten Sie sich die Ohren zu, meine damen. Der Krach an sich ist tödlich. (They have a 5-kilometer range and unprecedented precision. Cover your ears ladies, just the noise they make is deadly)" Tirpitz says
(Did she forget that a lot of us can't speak German?) Many shipgirls thought
Tank Fish walks to his trench
"Oh my f*cking God" An officer says
"Oh no... OH NO!" Tank Fish yells
28 batteries
"Did the Bri'ish Vietcong really think they got them? Now they're the ones who are goners" Scharnhorst says
"Is that amount really necessary? And why are they so close to each other?" Admiral Hipper asks
"Unlike your- okay. I'm gonna stop" Prinz Eugen says
Admiral Hipper is shocked
(Character development!) Blucher thought happily
"The more the better... like my sisters. I'm stronger, because I got family" Essex says
"Trauma will make you stronger" Enterprise says
Enterprise and Essex almost fight again
(Oh sh*t. Here we go again) Hornet thought as Yorktown stands up
"Wai-" Enterprise and Essex try to say as Yorktown headbonks the both of them
"They're gonna get it" A soldier says
"They're gonna become fatherless children.." Another soldier says
"Just like us" Tank Fish says
"It's probably a good thing their father left them if they're not going outside and just playing games" Jean Bart says
(I love my sister, but she can be too much sometimes) Richelieu thought
"Hey someone go and uh.. wake our enemy up. If you know what I mean?" Tank Fish asks
"I got you fam" A soldier replies
He fires the howitzer
A Wilhelm scream is heard
"Alarm howitzers... noice" Tank Fish says
"Guys they're coming from the left side where the bridge is" A soldier reports
"Are they trying to make a c*m river?" Atago asks
"Why are you the way that you are?" Takao asks
"It all started when I was a puppy..." Atago says
"Shut up!" Takao yells as Atago flops her ears down
"Shall I deforest that area for you?" An officer asks
"Get rid of the trees man" Another officer replies
"Are there rules on deforestation in war? Because if there are none then... it's fine? I guess? Idk..." Illustrious says
"This is fine. I think" Formidable says
"Everyone, aim at the left side. We're gonna- we're gonna do a mass deforestation. We got the equipments now" Tank Fish says, referring to the artillery
"They can no longer hide from us"
An enemy soldier appears on the right side
"Yo yo yo! There's someone on the right. Get him, get him!" Tank Fish yells
"They're trying to mass flank us!"
The soldier gets killed
Tank Fish laughs
"He probably saw these artilleries and he's like, 'Oh. We're f*cked'." Tank Fish says
Artillery gameplay shows
"Oh my god. I just saw that. Jesus Christ" Tank Fish says
"That just got like 10 people killed"
"Destroy the bridge over here that's like over the water, because that's how they're getting to us" A soldier says
"Over the water..."
"Wait no! Don't destroy that one, because I- I'm using that one to get across" Another soldier says
"The enemies are using it to get over and destroy our artillery, we've already lost-"
"Yeah, but I'm... but-"
"Yeah. Actually stop building the artillery. Start building the Pill Boxes" Tank Fish says
"Are they in trouble?" Z46 asks
"They're having an existential crisis" Tirpitz replies while headpatting the destroyer
Spider-Tank enters with a presentation to explain
"To explain the situation, our enemies were using this bridge we built to flank us. And because most of our people were on the artillery, they just kept getting flanked, so we started building these Pill Boxes, that are basically AI turrets. Level 1, fires slowly. Level 2 also fires slowly but has sandbags. And Level 3 is a f*cking Machine-Gun Nest. We kind of abused it and built them everywhere so the battle quickly turned from Vietnam War to... D-Day landing" Tank Fish says
"The Machine Gun, or as I like to call it, the 'Ender of Bloodlines'. Even though every other weapon could be called that..." Pennsylvania says
"Then night came, and it reduces the Pillbox range and made us unable to aim the artillery. But we didn't care, we just carpet bomb the sh*t out of them throughout the night" Tank Fish says
"None of them are sleeping tonight..." Laffey says as she drinks her Soda
"And you somehow almost sleep during battle.." Ayanami says
"And right after you wake... sometimes you immediately fall back asleep.." Javelin says
"Don't forget you sleep in the afternoon.. they're not even considered naps..." Z23 says
"Boys, volley fire in three... two... one... fire!" Tank Fish yells
The artillery fire
"You guys killed no one" A soldier says
"Who cares? It's cool!" Another soldier says back
Tank Fish then reads a message in chat
Another volley
"BRO YOU GUYS SUCK AT AIMING, JESUS CHRIST!" An officer yells
The shipgirls laugh
"It's literally night time, almost pitch black" Zara says
"Keep bombing them"
"We will not stop until they all get shell-shocked"
"Oh my god, look the kill-feed! Look at the kill-feed!" Tank Fish yells
Discussion time
"To be honest, nothing interesting really happened. They sent like their 24th charge at us and they all got mowed down by the machine gun... THEN THEY SENT ANOTHER WAVE! Yeah more people died (439 dead)... fun" Tank Fish says
"Except for the people who died. Not fun for them" Ulrich Von Hutten says
Day 3
"Day Three, machine gun is unlocked. You put that sh*t in the trench with a bunch of medics, and you got yourself a Pit Crew. This is the true trench experience!" Tank Fish says
"More firepower, fun" Cleveland
"With great firepower, comes great need for ammunition" Texas says
"With many creepers, comes great gunpowder" Helena says
"Creepers? Are they s*x offenders?" Pennsylvania asks as she earns a slap to the head from Nevada
Helena tilts her head
"Can I try whiskey?" Arizona asks
"Never, child" Texas replies
"B*tch!" Arizona yells
Texas looks at her as Pennsylvania grabs Arizona
"Do you know what it means?" Texas asks
"The k-kansen t-t-told me it means female dog, wolf, fox or otter. B-But she said that i-it can be used to express c-omplaint" Arizona replies
(B*tch literally means female dog, wolf, fox, or otter. Look it up if you don't believe me)
"Who. Taught. You?" Pennsylvania asks next
"W-Wisconsin" Arizona says
"I knew that kid was trouble" Nevada says
Texas summons her chancla
(Why do I feel like my death is coming sooner than I expected?) Wisconsin thought
Back to reacting
"For the Battle of the Somme, we will have won easily if we just had one machine gun and three medics in a trench" Tank Fish says
"Bro, this is how you win Trench Warfare"
"It's not called camping, it's called providing suppressive fire" Tank Fish says
"Looks like he understands you little sis" Columbia says
Montpelier chuckles, a little embarrassed
"Because of all the machine guns, the moment someone set foot into No Man's Land, he will be immediately mowed down. So the battle quickly became an artillery war" Tank Fish says
More clips of gameplay
"Please please, left flank, left flank! They're building a small artillery gun in our left flank" A soldier reports
"Y'all heard him, enemy artillery encampment behind their flag on the right side in the jungle. Focus fire. I want that sh*t gone" Tank Fish commands
Moments Later...
Screams of agony are heard as bombardment ensues
"I think one shot should've been enough, but I'm fine with overkill" Wisconsin says
Texas and Pennsylvania are glaring at her
Wisconsin notices but ignores
"They can stop firing, it's definitely destroyed..." Nevada says
"Wha- What the f*ck. You guys just wiped them out of the face of this planet" A soldier says
"In case you guys act like, 'Why you put so much memes? Show us artillery gameplay bruh'. Here's some artillery gameplays" Tank Fish says
The shipgirls are silent
"Are... those people serious? Literally complaining about sh*t that shouldn't bother them?" Hood asks
A non-existent reader comes in
"STOP!" The reader yells
The shipgirls: ?!?!
"This is cringe! I don't like it when my author sl*ve wants to do what they want. I want them to do what I want! The authors of these stories shouldn't have any rights on what they want to do, they should do what their audience demands them to do so that not even a hint of creativity is shown-" Non-existent reader tries to say
The fourth wall breaks
"BEGONE!" Author yells as he snaps his fingers
Poof. Gone
(PS. This is not meant to insult anyone. Just for fun and laughs? Oke?)
The author then erases the memory of what just happened for the shipgirls
Back to reacting
Tank Fish gets a kill
"Yes, I got one! Hahahahah!" Tank Fish yells as he laughs
Explosion aka Content shows
A small explosion erupts
"Oh that was disgusting. I'm gonna go take a shower" Tank Fish says
'YOU JUST SIT THERE AND CLICK'
"So none of them are charging to take the area? People are definitely going to complain about no Trench Banzai Charges or TBC" Hood says
"Can TBC also mean 'To Be Continued?'." Fletcher asks
"Yea, sure little one" Hood says as she headpats
"Why does Ms Hood look and act like a grandma?" Unicorn whispers to Illustrious
Illustrious could only stare at Unicorn in shock
Unicorn tilts her head and is a little scared
Victorious headpats Unicorn to calm her down
"Don't worry about it little sis" Victorious whispers
"Actually she should worry-" Formidable tries to say as Victorious slaps the back of her head
Back to gameplay
The Trench Line is gone
"Yo, the trench line is gone! The trench is gone! It's an empty hill now... we bombed it so much it's f*cking gone" Tank Fish says
"Next, we bomb it till the hill becomes a crater" An officer says
"Watch how we're gonna bombard their position five years after their surrender" Tank Fish says
"Your trench privileges are forfeit" Officer Dagger says in chat
Tank Fish then reports something
"For some reason our enemies found some really good hills to place down their artilleries. The elevation made so that their batteries out-range hours. It was getting annoying since they kept damaging our Pill Boxes so we had to try and sabotage their encampment" Tank Fish states
Mission time
"Push! We gotta destroy their artilleries!" Tank Fish yells
Charging with his men
"Bro, they've got an LMG. They've just mowed down like two people in front of me" A soldier says
"Good job for surviving. Now try to survive for longer" Warspite says
"I don't care! Keep moving until they'll eventually run out of ammos!" Tank Fish yells
He gets killed by artillery
"Ah f*ck. For the greater good" Tank Fish states
Chaos Legion Trench Instructions (CLTI)
"Gentlemen, if you step on a landmine, congratulations, you just disarmed the mine. If you get shot, congrats, you just made our enemy waste a bullet. If you die, congrats, you'll get to join the sandbag division" Instructor says
"He's right, yet he's wrong. And he's wrong, yet he's right" Saint Louis says
"I think these are actually instructions for the Meat Shield division" Deutschland says
Back to gameplay
Bread gets killed
"OH MY GOD" Tank Fish yells
"Jesus Christ!" An officer yells
"I just saw bread getting f*cking like decimated!" Tank Fish says as he laughs after
Clip then shows Bread flying from the explosion
"Baguette? No... please don't leave!" Algerie yells
The Iris Libre shipgirls facepalm
Some shipgirls laugh
SOME UNRELATED FUNNY ARTILLERY CASUALTIES
Exhibit A
Artillery shells come flying to the trench
"Oh no. ARGHH!!" Tank Fish yells
Exhibit B
"We're all gonna die" Tank Fish says
"I don't wanna die" An officer says
Avid from 澤野弘之 / SawanoHiroyuki[nZk] plays in the background
The trench gets bombarded
"OH MY FU-"
That's it. End of Exhibition
"Kind of sad, but ok" Minsk says
"I'm scared. I want to go home" A traumatized soldier says
"Please! I miss my mom!" Another soldier says
"They got PTSD quicker than I thought they would. That's good then" Enterprise says
Yorktown headbonks Enterprise
"Ha!" Essex yells
Yorktown headbonks her next
"This is getting sad" Hornet says
"I thought we were supposed to be the traumatic event! Why the f*ck are we getting PTSD?" An officer asks
"You tell me" The shipgirls say
"All right, Jerry. Come, come. They don't see us. Let's do this" Tank Fish says
"All right. I'm right behind you" Jerry says
"Gotta go get that artillery" Tank Fish says
A Grenade is shown in the enemy trench
"Xue Hua Piao Piao" Eggman sings
THESE PEOPLE ARE BLIND
"Says the one who didn't see a grenade in their own trench nya" Akashi says
It explodes
"Haha! That's right! Eat sh*t you f*cking smurf-!" Tank Fish yells
They then see the artillery battery
"Artillery! I see the artillery!" Tank Fish yells
"Uh we have to kill the guy and then destroy it manually because we have no more grenades" Jerry says
That grenade earlier was Tank's last nade
The shipgirls facepalm
"All right. I'm gonna try to get in to destroy this manually" Tank Fish says
"It's inside of like an entire like-" Jerry tries to say
Obi appears
"Hello there" Obi says
"General Kenobi!" FDG yells
He shoots Tank Fish
"No... NO! NO! YO! Yo run! Run Jerry! It's not worth it!" Tank Fish yells
"WE SHOULD RUN!" Jerry yells
Mission Failed
"It was a mission failed. We'll get them next time" Tank Fish says
"You're- you're a f*cking idiot" Guy named Brock says
"When people say the earth is flat" Yorktown says
"When you ask a person if they are sleeping" Yamato says
"When you ask a person if they are choking" Bismarck says
"When somebody asks you if you are going to finish your food, and you are still eating" Queen Elizabeth says
"When somebody says you are heavy even though you're not" Richelieu says
"When somebody supports a corrupt politician" Vittorio Veneto says
"When you make a mistake in life" Sovetskaya Rossiya says
"When you ask help to answer an easy question" Yat Sen says
"When what you're looking for is clearly there, but you don't see it" Georgios Averof says
"But luckily night has arrived. So their artillery became pretty much useless because they could not aim. So we sent another charge. I know. If this charge doesn't work, send another charge. However this time something amazing happened. The Chaos Legion somehow learned to do... The Creeping Barrage" Tank Fish states
Back to gameplay
"How did that happen?" Graf Spee asks
"They must've gained braincells. Somehow" August Von Parseval replies
"Artillery ready. Aim left side. Fire!" An officer yells
The artillery does the Creeping Barrage
"Yo we can do a Creeping Barrage. Aim a little bit higher and just fire" Tank Fish says
"Got it. Aim higher! Ready? FIRE!" The officer yells
The artillery somehow does it again
"Oh my god... we got artillery support boys!" Tank Fish yells as he laughs
"Change my mind. Creeping Barrage is basically the same thing as 'fix bayonet' but don't stop the artillery fire" Tank Fish adds
"And to think they did it right, Creeping Barrage could be a double-edged sword" Gneisenau says
"And so we kept pushing them alongside with constant artillery bombardment. Raining shells on your own men has proven to be a very effective tactic, and it leaves our enemy in a very confused state, because they have absolutely no idea why our artillery is so coordinated. We eventually destroyed our enemies artillery encampment and Day Three ended in our favor" Tank Fish states as the Barrage doesn't stop
Day 4
"Yo, is mustard gas unlocked yet?" Tank Fish asks
"I don't think we got 'Spicy Air' in this game because uh... Roblox is family friendly" An officer replies
"F*CK!!" Tank Fish yells
(Oof) Some shipgirls thought
"I had so many gas jokes man..." Tank Fish says
"When the air smells funny" A soldier says
"When the guy next to you in the trenches said he smells fart" Another one says
"Oh no" Tank Fish says
"When your German and the wind direction changes..."
A lot of shipgirls laugh
"They're not bad, I have to give them that" Bunker Hill says
"Oh boy, I can't wait to go back home and make myself a mustard sandwich. I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE MUSTARD!" Tank Fish yells
Tank Fish then suddenly has a serious tone
"In all seriousness though, Day Four unlocks the funny metal parallelograms. So we took this opportunity and did some Combined Arms Blitzkrieg (Infantry + Armors + Artillery). If you ask how effective it was well... we whipped our enemies so hard they begged us to stop" Tank Fish says
"Welp, the victor is clear" Lutzow says
"When you're in a trench and you hear tractor noises" Tank Fish says
"oh no"
"Can you just imagine what the Germans thought when they first saw the tank?" Tank Fish asks
"Imagine this, hundreds of men surrender to tanks that were disabled" Ark Royal says
"Believable, if I'm to be honest" King George V says
"Push with the tanks, use it as cover! Make sure enemy infantries don't get near it" Tank Fish says
"Guys use the tank as cover (2x)" An officer commands
"Come here you rat bastards" A soldier says
"Oh my god, they're getting f*cked" Tank Fish says
"Is this what the Germans felt when they pushed through France?" A soldier asks
"What about Poland~?" Prinz Eugen asks
"No" Prince of Wales replies
"POV; you're a German soldier during blitzkrieg" Another soldier says
"This is the power of the combined arms" Tank Fish states
"I know it's kind of late for this joke... but what are these women doing outside of the kitchen?" Tank Fish adds
COMEDI
"He's right, what are the maids doing outside of the kitchen?" Zuikaku asks
Belfast smiles, Edinburgh nervously laughs, Sheffield is silent as she plans to assassinate the carrier
"Bad comedy" Belfast says
"Bad comedy..." Edinburgh says
"This is bad comedy.." Sheffield says
The trio then begin laughing, a little insane
"BAD COMEDY! HAHAHAH!" Belfast yells
"This is bad comedy!" Edinburgh yells
"Can we get a bad comedy in the chat?!" Sheffield asks
They continue laughing
"Wait was that offensive? Ah sh*t" Zuikaku says as Shoukaku sighs
Enterprise headbonks Belfast, then she headbonks Edinburgh, then she headbonks Sheffield
Back to reacting
"With the help of the armors, we managed to capture our first objective. Finally making some progress towards winning the battle. After that we kept pushing them for a little bit, but eventually all of our tanks got destroyed, then our enemy brought out their own tank, so we were like..." Tank Fish says
In the Trench
"Hans, da ist ein feindliches Landschiff. Bring the Anti-Tank Rifle" Gunther says
"Gunther, we don't have any Anti-Tank rifle" Hans says back
"Zen how do we deal with zis?" Gunther asks
"We have the... Seventh Panzer Division" Hans replies
The shipgirls immediately remember Ghost Division
Operation: Scheißeschnitt
Launch Time: Day 4: Night
"It is a simple operation. We c*ck them. And let's just ignore the part where we all got stuck because everyone spawned their tanks at the same time" Tank Fish says
"Fight tanks, with even more tanks" Bismarck says
"Alright boys. To Paris and back. Home before Christmas" Tank Fish says
"Which Christmas?" A soldier asks curiously
"THIS CHRISTMAS!" Tank Fish replies
"HELL YEAH"
"They have no idea what's coming for them" Tank Fish says
"Those tanks are going to come and penetrate the enemy tanks" Tirpitz says
Some shipgirls stare at her
"What? Did I say something wrong?" Tirpitz asks
"You could've phrased that differently" Victorious replies
Tirpitz tilts her head
"What do you mean, Vicky?" Tirpitz asks
The shipgirls sigh
"They probably thought they were winning since no one was fighting against them, because everyone was in the f*cking tank or*y. Then just before they start to celebrate, they hear distant tractor noises a lot of tractor noises" Tank Fish says
"They are just chilling on the hill until they see this coming towards them" An officer says
"They will come inside of their positions" U-47 says
"Oh my god..." FDG says
"What? What did I say wrong?" U-47 asks
"See exactly, what did me and 'little schwester' say wrong?" Tirpitz asks
"Yo we're like the World War I, Seventh Panzer Division... 200 miles of nightfall taken within a day" Tank Fish says
"They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat... GHOST DIVISION!!" The Chaos Legion and the shipgirls sing
Find the Ghost Division. Where might it be?
"French High Command - *Curses in French aggressively*. WHERE ARE THEY?!" Tank Fish yells
"I'm embarrassed of this, but what is he saying?" Jean Bart asks
"No idea.. but he is cursing in French" Saint Louis replies
"Yes, but what is he saying, exactly?" Jeanne d'Arc asks
"He is cursing, very aggressively" Algerie replies
"Yeah... but what is he saying... exactly?" Dunkerque asks
Richelieu can only have a "I'm done" expression on her face
"German High Command - Dein (your) guess is as good as mine" Tank Fish adds
Back to gameplay
"Next point, next point!" Tank Fish yells
"Gargamel's no longer playing games" A Chaos Legion soldier says
"Dude this is menacing" Another Chaos Legion soldier says
"Now we took the points back"
In chat
"This is hack. Unfair" Enemy soldier: Michael Reeve says
"No. This is war" Chaos Legion soldier: Reset says
"Not wrong" Everyone says
"Bruh, so are we in World War I or World War II? Why the f*ck are we blitzkrieging in World War I? I thought we were supposed to be camping in trenches and doing Banzai Charges?" A soldier asks
"We are simply using World War II tactics in World War I" Another soldier replies
"This is World War 1.5" Tank Fish states, finishing the conversation
"World War 1.5... that's what I said many MANY chapters ago. I referenced Tank Fish, who knew" Prinz Eugen says
(We remember, what the hell is she talking about? What chapters?) Some shipgirls thought
"Look I tried to make this video as historically accurate as possible, but when we see tanks and an opportunity to Blitzkrieg, we just couldn't stop ourselves. Old habits die hard you know. Anyway, we just kept pushing throughout the night and there was absolutely nothing they could do to stop us. They may have god on their side but we have tanks on ours" Tank Fish states
"Fair, and they're winning. So it's fine" Roma says
"Tank, you know they have families right?" An officer asks
"I know. THEY'RE NEXT!!" Tank Fish replies
"Yesssss" Some shipgirls say
Tank Fish gets stuck
"Wait... wait... OH SH*T! I'm stuck!" Tank Fish yells
"Ah, that reminds me, one time I got stuck in an area, and Massachusetts was there. You know what she did? She doesn't help me. She kicks my *ss over and over again. It hurt" Jean Bart says
The shipgirls are silent
"I can confirm that... I arrived after 3 minutes that happened. And I saw... Massachusetts kicking Jean's *ss over and over again, laughing while she does it" Dunkerque says
"We... we didn't need to know that. But... thanks for sharing" Northampton says
"Man, can I drive 100 meters in this thing without getting stuck in the trench or breaking down for no reason? As you can see I got stuck" Tank Fish says
"Do you have a license for that tank?" Rodney asks
"And I was stuck there for the rest of the battle. What happened next was a massacre. We basically spawn-camp the smurfs for 10 minutes straight and capture two of their flags without them even being able to leave their spawn area" Tank Fish states
Back to gameplay, where the Ghosts of Chaos are delivering hell to the enemy
"Keep firing!"
"Oh my god, hahaha..." Tank Fish laughs
"This f*cking bullet hellfire"
"Are you just all shooting them? Holy hell"
"I love domestic violence"
"This is not even content. This is just a one-way massacre. Look at the kill-feed" Tank Fish says
Rostora team wins. Day 5. 1134 dead
"Short-lived, but EXTREMELY enjoyable" Graf Zeppelin says, slowly clapping
The other shipgirls agree
"So yeah... pretty much just sat there and won. In fact, we never planned to push them to the end this fast. We wanted to make them feel the pain of World War I for a bit longer. Meh... I guess now we're going back home before Christmas" Tank Fish says
Feed cuts
"Some people are going to be mad at me for not including any Trench Charge, we kind of forgor to do it. So here are some glorious charges from another battle" Tank Fish says
"Oh look at that, quality content" Takao says
FIRST CHARGE
"All right everyone! Get ready to charge!" Tank Fish yells
The Chaos Legion then charge
"BANZAI!" A soldier yells
I don't have a whistle, so I'll do this!" Tank Fish yells
"BANZAI!"
Tank Fish then plays a Harmonica
The shigirls make no comment as they watch the glorious charge
"What am I just hearding?" A soldier asks
"Harmonica Charge" Tank Fish replies
"Is that even a word?" Unicorn asks
"It's basically 'heard' but longer..." Agincourt replies
"Banzai (5x)!" The soldier yells
"We get it, you like suicidal honor" Musashi says
SECOND CHARGE
"Get ready! Three... Two... One... go go go! Charge!" Tank Fish yells as he plays the harmonica again
"The charge to take point 2 was ordered" A soldier says
"OH MY GOD BRO"
"Take their flag!" Tank Fish yells
"DEATH TO THE WHITE PEOPLE! That's what we're supposed to say right?"
The shigirls are silent
"No. That's not what we're supposed to say. You could phrase it differently" Northampton says
"It works... it works.. IT WORKS!" Tank Fish yells
The second charge succeeds like the first
THIRD CHARGE, third times the charm
"Alright. Everyone. Get ready to charge in 10 seconds. Everyone get ready. It's night they cannot see us. We're black we blend in" Tank Fish says
The shipgirls are very unsure if they could laugh or not
"As a black person, he's not wrong, but... I don't know how to feel" Northampton says
"Pretty much Enty's stubborn actions, I don't know how to feel about them. The MRE's are definitely not a good thing though. And not taking consideration of health, definitely bad" Hornet says
"You can stop now.. we're over this. We should not talk about it anymore" Enterprise says
The third charge is of course successful. What do you expect?
"We were pretty much African Shock Troopers. We ended up battling one day by simply using human wave tactic" Tank Fish says
A lot of shipgirls are stunned
"Four days quicker, the enemy must be either very weak and stupid or the Chaos Legion is just that good. Or both" KC Amagi says
"But World War I: BLM is a story for another time" Tank Fish says
The video ends
"And the author has to end this chapter... because it's getting long, so goodbye..." Shinano says
"Who are you talking to?" Yamato asks
"No one sis..." Shinano replies
"Sometimes you're weird" Yamato says
"And I'm proud of it... so you can be quiet.." Shinano says
Yamato sighs
Chapter is done, have a meme: