Natasha: man fury is such a spazz?
Tony: what's with the question mark?
Natasha: I wasn't sure if that was the right word....
Tony: da fuq?
Steve: WORDS TONY WORDS!
Tony: f*** off Steve!
Natasha: man period much?
Tony: back to the fact that you didn't know the right word
Natasha: English isn't my native tongue.....it was really hard to learn and even now if I'm tired or on painkillers I screw up!
Tony: hahahahaha..... Ok I'm good now.... Hahahahaha!!!
No seriously I'm ok!
Natasha: idiot
Tony: bitch please!
Clint: did u just call my fiancé a bitch?
Tony: yup! A smoking hot one at that
Natasha: ok drunk ass lets go find pepper. -____-
Put your god damn pants back on you moron!
(Tony is offline)
Natasha: speaking of pants.... Why the hell did you guys strip down to your birthday suits and parade around the town?
Thor: I got pictures!
Natasha: no thank you!
Clint: errrmm Thor in this one you've got a tutu on your head and a pumpkin around your butt!
Steve: lol look I've got a watermelon on my head and I'm crashing into a display trying to get it off!
Clint: Hahahaha there's the one where I slapped the cop!
Natasha: you idiot!
Clint: I love you!
Natasha: omg there's Thor with his head in a box of poptarts
Clint: me dancing on the checkout counter in a speedo!
(Tony is online)
Tony: I'm sorry!
Bruce: hahaha there's the hulk trying to stuff a tutu on his face!
Clint: there's tony slapping a cop!
Natasha: seriously?!
Tony: capsicle wearing a speedo and posing in a fountain!
Steve: tony holding his.....Twinkie after an accident involving an escalator!
Tony: it still hurts!
Natasha: TMI!!!
Clint: me streaking through the market
Tony: banner slapping a cop!
Natasha: and there is no warrant out for you guys?!
Tony: nope fury cleared that up!
Bruce: hulk smashing a police car!
Steve: me in a dress slapping a cop.
Natasha: you guys seriously don't like the cops when you're drunk.....
Steve: tony drinking straight from the drink machine at McDonalds,
Natasha: you guys are screwed up!
Tony: Hahahaha me doing a handstand on the Ferris wheel!
Natasha: -. - you guys have issues!
Tony: well at least I'm not marrying a bird!
Natasha: I will hurt you
Tony: ruuuuuun!!!!
(Tony smashes into a walk then JARVIS logged him off)
(Natasha shut down the chat)