Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: rizzatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: the_brightest
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bbangy-boo
Eric's Crime Syndicate
token_straight: oh my god I have an idea
bbangy-boo: mmmm doubtful
sunnyD: his stupidity is about to shine through rn guys just watch
token_straight: WOW OKAY-
rizzatron_3000: guys shut up I'm curious
token_straight: Eric,, my only friend
rizzatron_3000: it's true <33
token_straight: but ANYWAYS onto my IDEA
sunnyD: cringing rn
token_straight: WE SHOULD ALL MEET UP
bbangy-boo: oh
moon_cheese: still cringing sunwoo??
sunnyD: it's a perpetual state of being actually
token_straight: damn y'all can just say no
rizzatron_3000: I WANT TO !!!!
hellokittyenjoyer: we know pooks
rizzatron_3000: ...
token_straight: fine guess it'll just be me and eric then because the rest of you are LOSERS
Dilf: that could be fun
token_straight: oMG REALLY?? CAN WE DAD??
Dilf: yeah
certified_creep: sangyeon finally accepting his role as sunhakric's dad?
Dilf: key word here being finally
moon_cheese: @the_brightest
the_brightest: whats up
moon_cheese: scroll
the_brightest: oMG???? DADDY??
Dilf: nevermind
sunnyD: dear god can we get back to the hangout
hellokittyenjoyer: are we just gonna ignore how changmin shoved their names together
certified_creep: ....i do it for all of you tho?
bbangy-boo: you what
moon_cheese: SHIP NAMES???:&4&;&:&
manstandingemoji: dear god this again?
rizzatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG !! <33
manstandingemoji: hi eric
token_straight: 50 times
Dilf: changmin do you care to tell us these names
baebae: why would you ask that sangyeon
Dilf: color me curious
certified_creep: sure !
certified_creep: first one is sangmil !
Dilf: nevermind
moon_cheese: LMAO
the_brightest: damn(╥_╥)
certified_creep: second one is moonbae but everyone knows that
moon_cheese: teehee
baebae: <3
manstandingemoji: ignoring both of you
moon_cheese: bitch
certified_creep: third is juric !!
rizzatron_3000: YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAYY
manstandingemoji: howd that happen
rizzatron_3000: i take back my yayyaayayyay (☍﹏⁰)｡
sunnyD: there there youngjae
token_straight: DAMN the jae brothers are not winning today
certified_creep: FOURTH IS BBANGKYU AKA ME AND POOKIE
bbangy-boo: <3
hellokittyenjoyer: heLLO???
baebae: now that's a development
the_brightest: i cant believe banana boy and chucky-doll are more likely than me and daddy
Dilf: please stop
the_brightest: ngh~ sangyeon~!
Dilf: im suicidal now
certified_creep: ignoring that ^_^
certified_creep: next is sunnyu
sunnyD: ,,,
hellokittyenjoyer: ..
rizzatron_3000: *cricket noises*
manstandingemoji: damn that got no reaction
certified_creep: they're at the bottom of the list for a reason juyeon
manstandingemoji: fair
token_straight: NOW BACK TO ALL OF US HANIGNG OUT
baebae: oooo i like that idea !!
moon_cheese: if cobbie is in,, then so am i
Dilf: we already know eric is in
Dilf: which by default means sunwoo is in
sunnyD: unfortunately
token_straight: suck my dick
sunnyD: that shrimpy thing? No way
certified_creep: SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning (≖͞_≖̥)
sunnyD: woke up in ur moms bed
certified_creep: i stand correct
bbangy-boo: sunwoo is violent today good lord
hellokittyenjoyer: he's violent everyday
sunnyD: you get me
hellokittyenjoyer: someone has to
rizzatron_3000: (・⌓・)
the_brightest: eric is right there oergheoirhgoif
manstandingemoji: dw guys sunwoo just lost his progress in Breath of the Wild last night,, so he's a little piss baby
baebae: leave it to juyeon to be the mediator
Dilf: not younghoon for once
bbangy-boo: its an exhausting job yknow
hellokittyenjoyer: shut up you have infinite stamina
certified_creep: does he now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bbangy-boo: only for you <3
hellokittyenjoyer: what
moon_cheese: never thought id see the day changmin actually gets bitches
certified_creep: WOW
token_straight: no no kevin's got a point
sunnyD: anything to say on this development Hyunjae?
the_brightest: me and sangyeon are actually married
Dilf: false claims
rizzatron_3000: AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING????
the_brightest: ...aha so anyways like daddy said,, false claims
Dilf: i've won...but at what cost
manstandingemoji: the cost of not having normal friends
baebae: are sangyeon and hyunjae even friends? Bc i feel like its some stalker situation
moon_cheese: a parasocial relationship
token_straight: good for them(?)
certified_creep: no their actual friends
certified_creep: see?
certifed_creep:
hellokittyenjoyer: HAS THIS BEEN A BIT THIS WHOLE TIME??
Dilf: no
Dilf: thats just how hyunjae acts
hellokittyenjoyer: oh thank god
bbangy-boo: thank god???
hellokittyenjoyer: someone has to entertain me and juric is currently crashing and burning
rizzatron_3000: its true we are (⋟﹏⋞)
manstandingemoji: what does juric even mean
certified_creep: hAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING LEE JUYEON
rizzatron_3000: (ノAヽ)
sunnyD: juric = JUyeon + eRIC
manstandingemoji: oh
manstandingemoji: okay
rizzatron_3000: (ಥ﹏ಥ)
the_brightest: at least its not a rejection???
Dilf: its close enough tho
the_brightest: way to make him feel better
Dilf: whoops
token_straight: NEJDEJDKEKF
sunnyD: now i have to make him feel better damnit
sunnyD: sigh the things i do for sohn youngjae
rizzatron_3000: (;Д;)
sunnyD: im kidding
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Juyeon and changmin bestie chatroom lmao
manstandingemoji: do i actually make him sad?
certified_creep: no,, i think he's just like that
manstandingemoji: oh phew
certified_creep: puts your social skills to the test LMAO
manstandingemoji: im not talking to you anymore
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Eric's Crime Syndicate
sunnyD: youngjae where even are you rn
rizzatron_3000: im doing ur mom rn
sunnyD: awesome, tell her i miss her
rizzatron_3000: will do <33
the_brightest: hes with me rn
sunnyD: oooh okay
rizzatron_3000: teehee
Dilf: i hate how kevin's vernacular is spreading
moon_cheese: no you dont (▰∀◕)ﾉ
Dilf: ...yes i do?
moon_cheese: damn it
the_brightest: if i cant get through,, what makes you think YOU will
moon_cheese: okay fair BUT ITS ME
bbangy-boo: please go check your ego pookie
moon_cheese: no <3
baebae: kevin,,,,
moon_cheese: fine ( ・'з'・)
baebae: ^_^
hellokittyenjoyer: ew
certified_creep: LMAO
the_brightest: be quiet chanhee youre the biggest romantic out of all of us
hellokittyenjoyer: uhmmm,,, i plead the 5th
sunnyD: this is korea
hellokittyenjoyer: silence you deceased couch cushion
sunnyD: sigh ('-ι_-｀)
rizzatron_3000: and chanhee says me and juyeon are burning,,,
sunnyD: SHUT UP
rizzatron_3000: IM JUST SAYING
sunnyD: WELL STOP
token_straight: remember that accepting is the first step in healing Sunwoo-ssi <3
sunnyD: kill yourselves
bbangy-boo: not only did he wake up wrong, but he hasnt been laid recently either
sunnyD: ʕ•̠͡•ʔ
manstandingemoji: its true he hasnt
sunnyD: nEITHER HAV EYOU
Dilf: i always forget those two are roommates
rizzatron_3000: i dont because SUNWOO ALWAYS POSTS BAOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM
sunnyD: ...aha anyways,,
rizzatron_3000: WHAT EVEN IS THIS（ｉДｉ）
rizzatron_3000:
token_straight: sunwoo has started his harem(?)
moon_cheese: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
certified_creep: BE SO FR BGHSDKJD
rizzatron_3000: AND THIS????
rizzatron_3000:
token_straight: oh god hes cracked
rizzatron_3000: NOT TO MENTION CHANGMIN GETTING IN ON IT
rizzatron_3000:
certified_creep: i can explain..?
hellokittyenjoyer: no just give him a second
rizzatron_3000: (> 囗＜?)
rizzatron_3000: (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)
baebae: oh no he's lost the ability to type
moon_cheese: what do we do
sunnyD: he'll live
sunnyD: ...probably
certified_creep: sangyeon its our time to shine!!!
Dilf: ...do we have to?
certified_creep: yes you fucking loser
Dilf: fine
DIlf: eric
rizzatron_3000: (;﹏;)
Dilf: do you want to come with me and hyunjae to a new cafe that just opened?
rizzatron_3000:（・∩・）
Dilf: is that a yes or...
certified_creep: thats a yes
certified_creep: LETS GO!!!
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[bbangy-boo added the_brightest and manstandingemoji]
[bbangy-boo changed the chat name to 'Berumda Boys']
bbangy-boo: men, i have gathered you both here today
bbangy-boo: because i realized something
the_brightest: oh? Do tell younghoon
bbangy-boo: we are...
manstandingemoji: ...?
bbangy-boo: ....really hot
the_brightest: ,,,was this supposed to be something new?
bbangy-boo: no but we are also v chill and i felt it was high time we had our own chat to talk without the others nosing themselves into our business
bbangy-boo: also bc frankly you both need relationship advice
the_brightest: IM TRYING MY BEST OKAY
manstandingemoji: hyunjae youre failing
the_brightest: oh like you can talk
manstandingemoji: i dont even like anyone ??
bbangy-boo: and therein lies your problem
manstandingemoji: i dont get it
bbangy-boo: anyways do you guys wanna get coffee with me?? Im bored and need motivation to study
the_brightest: ugh i hate exams
the_brightest: but sure,,
the_brightest: i need to study too ( _ _||| )
manstandingemoji: which cafe?? maybe the one in the library?
bbangy-boo: thats what i was thinking ^^
the_brightest: meet you both there in like...10 minutes?
bbangy-boo: sounds good
manstandingemoji: see you then ^
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[hellokittyenjoyer added rizzatron_3000 and certified_creep]
[hellokittyenjoyer changed the chat name to 'we'll get through this </3']
rizzatron_3000: get through what exactly?
hellokittyenjoyer: this
hellokittyenjoyer:
certified_creep: i think i just screamed
certified_creep: *creamed
hellokittyenjoyer: i know pooks,, thats why i sent it
rizzatron_3000: HYUNJAE? ??FSLJDRSGF WITH JUYEON ?R?QKSF THE BETRAYAL ??OFIGHOEIF
hellokittyenjoyer: not to mention sunwoo adding this to his instagram story...
hellokittyenjoyer:
rizzatron_3000: ,,,chanhee hyung how will we get through this
certified_creep: ^^^^^
hellokittyenjoyer: wonderful question
hellokittyenjoyer: unfortunately i feel like giving up
certified_creep: there has to be hope for us !!
rizzatron_3000: yeah!!!
hellokittyenjoyer: youre optimism is admirable,, but besties
hellokittyenjoyer: they planned that *without us*
hellokittyenjoyer: well in my case, sunwoo is just really hot,, but YOU TWO
hellokittyenjoyer: you two are being left behind
rizzatron_3000: and replaced by hyunjae
certified_creep: unforgivable
rizzatron_3000: ^^
rizzatron_3000: its bc sangyeon wont give him attention
hellokittyenjoyer: ....i have an idea
🐵: I just really wanted to shove a bunch of photos in here LMAO anyways enjoy the plot(?) Idek but I hope you likey <333