Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NUMBER 9 LARGE | MINNESOTA (Current reaction)
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars.) (Rise of Nations is next reaction)
- Russian Badger TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Coat of Arms, Unkillable Soldier, No Bullets Fly
- Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)
- Transformers 2007 (I'll just do this one for the Bayverse)
- The Angry Birds Movie
- Pacific Rim 2013 (Maybe)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
- Systems Alliance Navy (Mass Effect; from Templin Institute)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
Chapter starts:
The video starts
Anime opening for Musashi plays
"Let me say this up front, much like the Missouri, this is pretty much the same deal but because I'm playing in a handicapped version-instead of the other way around, all you see here are 2 times more achievable. If you are using the original mighty hippo, let that sink in for a moment, as it could be your motivation, or a discouragement" The speaker states
The title shows
'How to Yamato- Musashi'
"Do people really mistake us for being the same ship? Or is it that they know I'm better than my big sister over here" Musashi says
Yamato simply facepalms
"The Musashi is a tier 9 Japanese freemium, that was made-because there are too many Missouris sailing around, and Wargaming wants people to stop playing it and because they have to sell anime sh*t, so they took the Yamato, change some aspects-to justify the lower tier, while keeping it interesting, due to the fact-that its one tier lower and in the end it gets these three major things-that you supposed be bothered with
1. AA
2. Artillery
3. Economy Gain
For the sake of being one tier lower, wargaming balance the ship by completely obliterating the existence of its AA like seriously, it has less AA than even a tier 6 ship, and you thought Japanese AA wasn't insulting enough already but it is okay, because it was supposed to be like so, I mean, not like anyone would meet CVs that often in battle anyway" The speaker states
"I get that our AA is disaster... and it is disaster..." Shinano says
"Your sinking could've been a disaster too! Imagine if Taihou sinks because of a submarine with a single torpedo, what a disaster that could be!" Albacore yells while laughing
Taihou is simply grumbling
Gameplay then shows Musashi getting destroyed by torpedoes
"Imagine if that's accurate. Would be a shame if big sis were to also get sunk by torpedoes, worse if its from a submarine" Zuikaku says as Shoukaku slaps the back of her head
"And then there are the guns, which is rather difficult to elaborate, it lose a staggering 0.3 sigma value, which means worse dispersion, but at the same time, it has a higher chance to hit something, compensating the horrible aim of the average players so in a sense, it doesn't really punish you from making bad shots" The speaker says
Musashi then hits Fletcher from a long distance
'DON'T ASK ME WHY THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE'
Nobody asks
"And finally we come to its economy gain, and why you should avoid this gimped ship once and for all. Its just painfully bad, rivaling the Empire of Japan's economy during world war 2, especially after seeing what the trump wagon can do in such regard. It made even worse-because the guns in general, screams shoot-at-battle-ships-lolololol-overmatch-this-is-overpowered-and-I'm-loving-it-you-haters-can-go-f*ck-yourself kinda way" The speaker states
"Okay, now I'm getting lost, is that considered a good thing or a bad thing?" Musashi asks
"Consider it as something, Raiden Shogun" AL Amagi says
"What?" Musashi asks
"What?" AL Amagi asks
"Speaking of shells, 460mm armor piercing, 9 of them, flying to a broadsiding skrub" The speaker says
We see Musashi destroying North Carolina
8/9 shell hits
The shipgirls are surprised
"It's not about the war crimes you do, it's about sending a message" Musashi says
"If you think that was good, mind you that the Yamato or even the Missouri can do the same thing with less RNG, that leaves the Musashi ability-to overmatch armor and annoy enemy battleships, as the only redeeming feature of the ship. Actually having a moosashi in place of Izumo isn't a bad idea lol. But that doesn't mean you should focus only battleships, those are the jobs of the filthy cruisers. Much like the Missouri, your job is to throw tons of steel to puny ships until they are dead, before you move up on shooting bigger ships" The speaker says
"It may not have the accuracy, but its all about sending a message, that you are trollishly unpredictable and has a technical dominance over them. Most textbook plebeians would say that it can only be cit-penned effectively by another Yama Sushi, but only the chad unicums know how to do it using any ship. This is the infamous cheek, found only on the Yama Sushi, and are conveniently angled, to allow any AP shell to go through and hit the citadel, given a correct angle of shooting which allows the Yama Sushi to get slam dunked from literally the stupidest angle possible" The speaker says
"Do I count...?" Shinano asks in a sleepy tone
"Maybe" Yamato and Musashi reply
"The fact that it looks like a blushing anime girls doesn't help either. Curse these f*cking-degenerate weebs and their ideas" The speaker says
"I don't get what's wrong..." Unicorn says
The other children and some shipgirls don't get it either
"So make sure you hide yours, and try not to get flanked by other battleship that you fail to kill. If you spot an incoming Yama Sushi, make sure you kill him first, as he also have equal chance to kill you back, just hope that he has bad RNG, or haven't watched this video yet. Despite having better armor and damage resistant over the Yamato, the Musashi is still incapable of standing by its own. Considering the number of ships right now that has the ability to do damage regardless of angle, which is f*cking stupid, but then again, so does a bow on Yama Sushi, I guess that's where the original complaints came from" The speaker says
"So from now on, if you are under heavy fire, you do not bow on and reverse, but do a full rudder tactical retreat, because it is better to keep your guns floating rather than dying helplessly by being stationary and blaming the team for the lack of support, but if your team is winning, you push alongside them, and be a big torpedo bait so your team can keep winning" The speaker says
"So basically, don't fight almost anyone and stay put, do it for the team" Ark Royal says
"Dang it..." Yamato says
Gameplay shows Musashi being torpedo bait but dodging
"Remember, your potential victim are the one-that are being distracted, you go after these people instead, for maximum maymay"
Gameplay then shows Musashi's rounds taking 12 seconds to arrive to its target
"This is how you set up your 750000 free exp mistake. You take direction, adrenaline rush, superintendent, and fire prevention, then you take basic of survivability, expert marksman, and finally concealment. For the upgrades, you take main armament one, damecon one, aiming system one, damecon two, concealment expert, and main battery mod 3. I dare you to take any of the AA or even secondaries skills slash upgrades on this ship, and if you do, please take Survivability Expert as well so people can see your stupidity" The speaker states
"This is how you play the Musashi, and also the Yamato, now we arrived on the biggest question of them all. If you have 750000 free exp laying around, should you get the Musashi, or skip to the Izumo instead?" The speaker asks
"Just use Missouri, because big sis can actually fight well and be useful unlike the floating hotels" Wisconsin says
Yamato and Musashi pop a vein
"The answer, is neither, you better off getting the Missouri right now before it goes away, because it makes a crapton of money and its the main reason why its popular, unlike this floating hunk of junk, which is powered by weeb shit instead of political power. Only plebeians buys the Musashi, those that are too weak to grind the IJN battleship tech tree and endure that one stinker called the Izumo and here I am ready to stab myself once I grinded the IJN battle ship line for the second time, because at that point, I would know that i wont-be playing the Musashi anymore i must remove this sinful act-by removing myself from existence" The speaker states
The video ends
The shipgirls are silent
"We have feelings, you know?" Musashi asks
"Are you having a moment...?" Shinano asks back
"Shush.." Musashi replies
"You shush" Yamato says
The next video starts
'How to Tirpitz
Torpitz
Yolo
Iowe
Derpitz'
Tirpitz tilts her head at the other names
Tirpitz is then shown fighting against destroyers
She got destroyed but the awards are worth
"The Tirpitz is a premium tier 8 German vaporware usually driven by Yamato's that are too afraid to poke their stick out even a tiny bit"
'Yeah, let's keep our biggest warships safe from harm and enjoy our downfall'
"Did they think we were gonna be museum ships?" Tirpitz asks
The shipgirls shrug
"History have told people not to be stupid campers yet they still don't get it. This 50000 ton floating German wiener is not a sniper right, it lacks penetration, and it's not gonna win fight against ships with bigger sticks at range. It excels at close range so get up close and personal to people because unlike happy campers, you actually help the team to advance and win games. You pushed lags, you blast brain-dead cruisers for half their hair, you help destroy us on taking caps or solo cap by yourself whenever possible because crazy capping exp rate"
"I may be Bismarck-class, but those torpedoes make me a destroyer 2.0. But what good are those torpedoes if I can't even get close enough" Tirpitz says
"You really need to work on self-esteem..." Victorious says
"The Tirpitz is an oversized destroyer, its main armament are torpedoes that can do anything, so be unfair and take down helpless people before they even got a chance to harm you back and don't forget that you are invincible when bow on. People aren't yodeling when big shells bounces off your arm. You do not show broadside to people because regular penetration can hurt you hard even if they can't hit your citadle. The only way to properly penetrate a Tirpitz is to hit its weak lower hull" The speaker says
We then see a Tirpitz's lower hull aka 'red panties'
Some shipgirls blush at that
"I... just... huh..." Tirpitz says, blushing a little
"Who knew you'd be into that kind of thing" Bismarck says, nudging Tirpitz
"I'm not..." Tirpitz says back
"Tell Victorious that" Bismarck says as Tirpitz turns red more
"I'm sure the skirt doesn't help~" Victorious says in a teasing tone
"S-Stop it" Tirpitz says
"So once a Tirpitz does a sexually suggestive maneuver, you know where to pin it, if a German sausage is after your booty, you press s7, then type the Germans come to buy your team enough time to take him down and as usual always drive like a drunken wench and go dodge some torpedoes. This is how you produce quality German products" The speaker says
"If you want to be manly and push people all over the place this is what you do to your captain, superintendents to heal more HP after because dynamic gameplay and then manual secondaries to get an extra crews are strapped on your sides. For their modules take second ER is more to increase secondaries performance further and together with captain skills you can pummel them people that gets too intimate, but if you're done being manly and want it to be cheeky instead this is the screw you build"
"Vigilance so you can torpedo beat around its fat hull then drop concealment expert for manual AA skill along with aft as it has a lot of high caliber AA guns to troll CV players, then you further increase its AA and handling by taking a and rudder shift upgrade. Both build also fits the upcoming German sausages from mid to high tier where it gets its second arisen they a turned up to 11. Now you know how to get quality German products, go rack up exp and credits using the Tirpitz while training quality captain's for upcoming german sausages or you can continue screwing around like most Tirpitz's do"
Clip shows Russian trying to convince dog so that it can kill Germans
The video ends
The shipgirls laugh
"That was... a little funny.." Tirpitz says
"A little?" Victorious asks
"It's fine..." Tirpitz says
Victorious chuckles
"Victorious, now I really have to know, what's the issue? Why are you holding back from Tirpitz?" Blucher asks
"Is it the menacing way she walks~?" Prinz Eugen sings
Tirpitz tilts her head
"Or the cold-like way she talks?" Graf Zeppelin sings
"And though she looks like a scary person, she's not one in the slightest, and you'll never meet a lady who's as sensitive and needs hugs!" Blucher sings
"Do you guys really need to sing..." Tirpitz says
"I feel like we should be used to it at this point" Victorious says
"So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, so she's got a few flaws" Admiral Hipper sings
"Like her peculiar coldness, her fear with bombing. So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we're certain of! You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love!" The Iron Blood shipgirls sing
"Can we please just stop talking about this? I'm not really interesting as a person..." Tirpitz says
"I'll say! So tell me, Victorious..." FDG says
"Is it the way that she runs from bombs?" FDG sings
"Or that she's socially impaired?" Admiral Hipper sings
"Or that she only likes to commit arson in the North?!" Z23 sings
Tirpitz slaps Z23
"I did not need to know that..." Victorious says
"Are you holding back your fondness due to her not being British? Or the way he covers up that she's the honest goods?! She's just a bit of a fixer-upper. She's got a couple of issues. Her isolation is confirmation of her desperation for loving hugs! So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, but we know what to do! The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you!" The Iron Blood kansens sing as they bring Tirpitz and Victorious close together
"I hate this so much..." Tirpitz says
"I think it's cute" Victorious says
Tirpitz just sighs and goes along
"We're not sayin' you can change her 'cause people don't really change... We're only saying that true love is something that my schwester really needs. People make bad choices if they're mad or scared, or stressed, but throw a little love their way and you'll bring out their best! True love brings out their best!" Bismarck sings
Victorious slowly nods
"Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's what it's all about!" The Iron Blood shipgirls sing
"Mother!" FDG says
"Auntie..." Ulrich Von Hutten says
"Daughter!" Z46 says
"We need each other, to raise us up and round us out" The trio sing
"Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, but when push comes to shove!" The kansens sing
"The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix up a fixer-upper is..." Gneisenau sings
"True! true! True, true, true! Love (True love) Love, love, love, love, love, love! (True love!) True... love!" Iron Blood sings
They then notice that Tirpitz and Victorious are not there anymore
"Bruh" They all say
"I swear if those two went to the Royal Navy area instead" Deutschland says
Chapter is done, have a meme: I get you're German, but limit your drinking