ATITTIES
me
death
wooyoung
oh okay
yeosang
that's definitely a way to start
a conversation
yunho
wtf happened to context
seonghwa
is this a concerning text or
a 'she's high but completely
sober' text
me
void
hongjoong
that's interesting
yeosang
that's definitely a way to
continue a conversation
jongho
do you wanna talk about it
san
so if you get silly when you're
sad do you get serious when
you're happy i'm confused
me
tunnel vision
wooyoung
FUCK YOURE RIGHT
yunho
i don't know if i should be
concerned or not
me
faerie soirée
san
i'm actively shitting jongho's
pants
jongho
nice
jongho
wait-
seonghwa
at this point i'm a lunatic
me
light shower
yeosang
that's definitely a weather
forecast
mingi
i'm here wtf happened
mingi
wait wtf is happening
me
spider web
yunho
some might say that
jongho
personally i didn't think we
were going to get political
but sure if that's what you
want
me
leeches
wooyoung
WOAH
me
battle of the larynx
mingi
now how does that work
yunho
yeah what exactly does that
entail
seonghwa
is this a grocery list
wooyoung
where tf would you buy
a battle of the larynx stfu
seonghwa
EXCUSE ME
me
the contortionist
wooyoung
me
san
i've completely stopped
understanding and
comprehending anything
and everything
yeosang
that's definitely interesting
mingi
nah coz those bitches are
scary as fuck wtf do you mean
you can fold yourself in half
you can't it's a scam
me
moon cycle
wooyoung
it's a full moon tonight
yunho
y/n... stay back... things...
things happen to me during
the full moon
yunho
san
WHERE TF DID YOU GET
THAT PICTURE OF ME
san
AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO
TELL ANYONE
yunho
but... y/n, i-
san
no, yunho.
san
seonghwa
omfg
me
nymphology
mingi
???
yunho
WE DESERVE CONTEXT
hongjoong
that's it i'm starting a protest
san
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
YALL
me
evil
yunho
*gasp*
yunho
jk i don't FUCKING
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
me
womb
seonghwa
okay well not everyone here
can relate to that so maybe not
hongjoong
i read it as worm and now i'm
going to sleep
me
powder
wooyoung
bestie is deadass doing cocaine
without me i-
san
tTHOUGHT YOU WERE
BAE TURNS OUT YOURE
JUST FAM
yeosang
that's... i've run out
yunho
LMAO HE JUST RAN
OUTSIDE HAHAHAHAH
me
pluto
seonghwa
that's a scam
hongjoong
i have to agree with seonghwa
here
me
milk of the siren
yeosang
fish milk?
san
JDHEOSGDKWVEIWFISH
MILK
wooyoung
ONG WHAT IF SHES BEEN
KIDNAPPED AND SHES
TRYING TO ASK FOR
HELP WITHOUT HER
KIDNAPPER SEEING IT
jongho
OR HES WATCHING HER
TEXT
me
you have just witnessed a
poem about the greatest
fucking album ever released
argue with the window idc
me
BOP AFTER BOP AFTER
BOP AFTER BOP AFTER
BOP AFTER BOP AFTER
MOTHERFUCKING BOP
wooyoung
i don't think we released a song
called milk of the siren
san
or womb
yeosang
definitely not battle of the
larynx
yunho
i don't think we have a
song called death
seonghwa
moon cycle is a definite
no
mingi
probably not void
jongho
i don't think we have a song
called nymphology either
hongjoong
we don't have any songs
named any of those things
what album is this
me
portals by melanie martinez
yunho
oh
wooyoung
omg wait i know one of
these songs
san
i'm ngl i'm confused
me
MOTHER
me
*moans*
me
FUCK I LOVE MELANIE
MARTINEZ
me
she's so hot
me
MY SHRINK IS TELLING
ME I GOT CRAZY DREAMS
SHES ALSO SAYING
I GOT LOW SELF ESTEEM
SHES KINDA HOT THO
YEAH SHES KINDA HOT THO
hongjoong
that's a whole different
artist
me
yeah but MELANIE KINDA
HOT THO
mingi
oh wait haven't you been
listening to this for like
the last week
me
YES AND I CANT GET
ENOUGH PLEASE I THINK
IM AN ADDICT
me
I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND
HEAVEN IN YOUR EYES
me
<melanie martinez3
wooyoung
we get it you're gay omg
me
LOWKEY THO I THINK IM
BI MINGI WOULD YOU
STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS
BI
mingi
obviously?
me
OKAY THANK YOU
me
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE
ME IF I WAS A WORM
mingi
obviously?
wooyoung
i'm sorry but worm is where
i draw the line
yeosang
what if one day she escapes
and joins other worms
and then you can't tell the
difference between her and
san
san
why me
yeosang
you're a worm i thought
that was implied
jongho
it was pretty obvious
mingi
kinda should've seen that
coming dude
san
sometimes i wish i was
a worm
me
sometimes i wish i was
a lizard
me
guys do jack shit they just
sunbathe all day and that's
how i'm tryna be living
hongjoong
ong
me
okay but speaking of lizards
me
don't you think i would look
like a wizard with pink hair
me
like if i had pink hair and
i was walking down the street
and you didn't know me but
you saw me wouldn't you
think 'omg that's definitely
a wizard'
yunho
no
wooyoung
i mean maybe
me
MY MY I THINK WE HAVE
A SPY ILL SWING MY FIST
YOU TURN YOUR FACE
ILL HIT THE ORHER SIDE
ILL DIE SO WHY CANT I
DECIDE MY BRAIN MIGHT
SELF DESTRUCT ILL LOSE
MYSELF TO SUICIDE
seonghwa
wtf is your taste in music
yeosang
better yet wtf is your taste
in men
mingi
WTF DOES THAT MEAN
yeosang
wait omg please don't hurt
me i'm just a baby
san
real
mingi
sorry y'all i was about to hit
a baby i swear
me
ARE YOU A BABY BEATER
mingi
no but i'm a baby kicker
wooyoung
well that's reasonable
me
that makes sense
yunho
as long as you're not a
baby beater
jongho
*wipes sweat off forehead*
phew for a second there
i really thought you were
going to punch a baby
san
WAIT
san
me
LMAOOOOOOO
hongjoong
good god please just stop
yeosang
yunho
mingi
jongho
wooyoung
san
seonghwa
me
hongjoong
i'm going to be crying in
a second
seonghwa
as an empath i don't give
a shit
me
NAAAHHHH FAM
jongho
GET REEEEEEEEKKKTT
yunho
OMG DID YOU JUST
EAT THAT TF UP
yeosang
bro is not playing games
mingi
woah no need to get so
political
san
hyung pulled out the big guns
wooyoung
WOAH HONGJOONG HYUNG
DO YOU NEED SOME ICE
FOR THAT BURN
hongjoong
i can't do this anymore
AUTHOR
not one thing in this chapter
is relevant to the story i'm
just obsessed with melanie
martinez rn
!! just a fairy with a knife !!
real.