XOLITO🩷
XOLITO🩷
maevey
MAVERICK💜
no
XOLITO🩷
maevey
i may have done something
MAVERICK💜
you mean hard launch our
relationship on your podcast
because you can't resist talking
about how awesome i am
XOLITO🩷
i distinctly remember the
conversation being talking about
your red flags
but yeah something like that
MAVERICK💜
i actually have zero red flags
XOLITO🩷
it feels like a red flag that i
don't know if you're mad at
me right now or not
MAVERICK💜
oh i'm not
well
XOLITO🩷
what do you mean well
MAVERICK💜
i'm not mad that people are
now aware that i'm dating you
i'm a little pissed people know
i have a podcast boyfriend though
XOLITO🩷
what's wrong with having a
podcast boyfriend :(
MAVERICK💜
what isn't wrong with having a
podcast boyfriend
XOLITO🩷
i wouldn't know i don't have a
podcast boyfriend
MAVERICK💜
no you have a songwriting
girlfriend who could wreak havoc
on your existence though
XOLITO🩷
please don't write angry songs
about me
don't john mayer me please i'm
only a year older than you
MAVERICK💜
a year and two months
if you were going to be a taylor
ex of mine you'd probably be
taylor lautner
XOLITO🩷
hold up
didn't taylor break up with taylor
that got confusing
you know what i mean
back to december boy
what are you trying to say
why am i not your joe alwyn
MAVERICK💜
your taylor knowledge has
progressed so much i did such a
good job :)
XOLITO🩷
maeve
that is not the point
why am i taylor lautner
please don't back to december
me
MAVERICK💜
i suppose i should probably go
address the fact you announced
we're dating now
XOLITO🩷
MAEVE
MAVERICK💜
the podcast boyfriend accusations
might just get me cancelled </3
XOLITO🩷
MAEVE
PLEASE
MAVERICK💜
don't sweat it xolito you're not
back to december
you can be call it what you want
if you like
XOLITO🩷
but X is a really dumb initial
to have on a necklace
MAVERICK💜
you're so right maybe i should
midnight rain you
XOLITO🩷
MAEVEY PLEASE
MAVERICK💜
where are you anyway we just
collected our bags
XOLITO🩷
i'm in the short stay round the front
once i pick you up will you please
confirm you're not planning on
breaking up with me
MAVERICK💜
but it's so much more fun to keep you
on your toes
☆☆☆
MAEVETANNER
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MAEVETANNER using the podcast boyfriend clickbait to get u all to pre-order mine and taiyo's december editions of vogue 😍😍
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USERONE IS THIS A CONFESSION
USERTWO real as fuck of you, you look so good
TAIYOCURTIS gonna need you to speak up and take accountability girl :/
⤷MAEVETANNER shut up taiyo you're getting clout from my relationship :/
USERTHREE they're official i'm so happy !!!!
CASPIANCOOP so happy for u!! (not about the podcast boyfriend bit that's so unfortunate)
USERFOUR insulting him during her hard launch is so on brand
USERFIVE who cares about xolo i'm preordering rn🥰
⤷MAEVETANNER my real fans <3
HAVENANGELICA podcast boys are gross
⤷THEJACOBBERTRAND you wound me
USERSIX THE LEGENDS IN VOGUE OMG
USERSEVEN mother and father
⤷TAIYOCURTIS hopefully you are referring to maeve and xolo and not me and maeve
LACYABU MAEVE THESE PHOTOS ARE EVERYTHING🩷
USEREIGHT what happened to never ever kissing him again
⤷MAEVETANNER shut up don't talk about it
USERNINE now it's official i am desperately in need of some content
XOLO_MARIDUENA MAEVE CAN YOU PLEASE PROMISE ME I'M NOT TAYLOR LAUTNER
⤷USERTEN excuse me
⤷MAEVETANNER hmm
⤷MAEVETANNER let me ask our relationship counsellor
⤷MAEVETANNER caspian?
⤷XOLO_MARIDUENA WHY IS CASPIAN OUR RELATIONSHIP COUNSELLOR
⤷CASPAINCOOP well he can't be call it what you want because X is a super dumb initial for a necklace
⤷XOLO_MARIDUENA thank you i said that
⤷LACYABU oh come on maevey we all know he's your daylight
⤷CASPIANCOOP she's right
⤷MAEVETANNER fine. i promise.
⤷XOLO_MARIDUENA THANK GOD
⤷USERELEVEN i am so here for swiftie xolo he's been converted
☆☆☆
STRAWBERRY WINE ENTHUSIASTS🥂
❪ seven participants ❫
COOPER #2
well
congrats on the hard launch ig
THE INTERNET
definitely wasn't my plan for the day
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
it wasn't my plan either okay
it just happened
THE INTERNET
i've heard that before
PONYBOY CURTIS
WOAAAAAHH OKAY TMI
don't get all gross on us now that
you're out and proud
THE INTERNET
no idea where you got the idea that
i'm proud of having a podcast
boyfriend
COOPER #2
real
JSTB
#stoppodcastboyfriendslander
SHOELACE
correct me if i'm wrong
(i'm not)
but maeve you literally could not
be prouder of xolo if you tried
even if you hide it
we all know you're his biggest fan
COOPER #1
that's true as fuck
taiyo was telling me she has post
notifications on for all his projects
on instagram
THE INTERNET
that's disgusting
possibly true
but disgusting
COOPER #2
girl we all know you'd be the only
person at his show if it came to it
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
surely that analogy works better the
other way around since maeve is the
one who performs shows yknow
COOPER #2
shut up xolo it's a metaphor
PONYBOY CURTIS
and we all know there would never only
be one person at maeve's shows
JTSB
i know
i tried so hard to get tickets
i didn't even get presale :(
THE INTERNET
awh jacoby
but also
i could've just given you a friends and
family pass??
COOPER #1
that was an option ?
JSTB
we're FRIENDS??
BOY AM I MOVING UP IN THE
WORLD
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
i'm not sure i like what taiyo is
implying
PONYBOY CURTIS
what i'm implying is that xolo fell
first maeve fell harder
THE INTERNET
don't ever accuse me of such atrocities
again
COOPER #2
eh i think its a pretty even split
you should see how enamoured xolo is
over her
JSTB
oh it's disgusting i've never seen
someone so googoo eyes
except me
over haven
of course
COOPER #1
ew
SHOELACE
anyway
congrats on being the newest celeb
couple
THE INTERNET
xolo just so you know we're going to be
fake fighting every single week for the
tabloids
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
wouldn't have it any other way