BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜
jj: NO ONE EVER LET Y/N DOGSIT A WHITE DOG PLEASE.
emily: oh lord did she kill it?
y/n: i dyed it key lime green💀
gracia: she was otp with me it's true.
gracia: she was listening to tlgad while she did it so it's okay.
jj: right...having your dog key lime green is okay..
reid: what is tlgad?
y/n: the last great american dynasty by taylor swift! it's on folklore ur fav:)
reid: ohh it has an abbreviation?
y/n: a lot of her songs do! tbh some of them i don't get at all so..
gracia: same girl-
emily: she knows his favorite ts album?? SHE SHOWED HIM MORE TS?? WHERE DO THEU GET THE TIME??
reid: after work.?
y/n: yeah we r literally friends outside of work stop playing..
derek: good think i don't got white dogs🤪🤪🤪🤪😇😇😇
hotch: you have dogs?
derek: yup got 10 of them🥶🥶
y/n: no...derek..no...
hotch: what?
emily: his dogs r his toes aaron...that's why he said he didn't have white dogs-
jj: HI GUYS ITS HENRRY
spencer: hi henry!!!
jj: HAI UNCLE SPENCER
jj: MOMMY DOESNT KNOW I HAVE HER OHIEN
hotch: hi bud give the phone back to your mom please
jj: OK UNCLE AARON
emily: when he's good w kids>>>>>
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y/n: IM SORRY WHAT?
derek: WOAH
hotch: anyways...
garcia: EMILY-
emily: i'm sorry aren't we just going to skip over the fact that spencer and y/n hang out alone❓❓❓
y/n: yeah we are cause WHAT WAS THAT??
derek: not her tryna change the subject...
rossi: is this what you guys do with a saturday? talk on the phone?
derek: idk pasta man..
emily: what do u think we do?
y/n: honestly no i'm about to go out
garcia: i'm watching a movie!!
spencer: i'm about to go out too.
emily: i'm about to leave my apartment
jj: i'm having fun with will and my kids
hotch: me and jack are hanging out dave.
hotch: we actually do stuff with our life's instead of staying inside our houses.
emily: he actually stays in his mansion-
y/n: fr he's prob making one of his ex wives food rn...
jj: doesn't he have like 15 exes?
y/n: idk but same‼️
derek: you gonna let that slide old man?
rossi: i am not making food right now for any of my ex wives and i only have three.
hotch: technically two cuz one died🥶
y/n:😟
derek: OKAY BOSSMAN
emily: UHM-
garcia: THAT WAS NOT ME THIS TIME I PROMISE😦
spencer: i'm at a book store right now:)
emily: i bet it smells like old farts in there
y/n: surprisingly it does not it smells like flowers.
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y/n: yeah fr
derek: YOU TOO Y/N?
derek: DAMN
emily: pretty boy getting that pussy fr.
y/n: emily....no...😦😦😦
hotch: emily dating in the workplace is not a loud and they know that😀
emily: BITCH PLEASE BE FR RN
y/n: come on hotchner......everyone knows.
hotch: knows what?
derek: ur literally eating emily's pussy everyday after work...
y/n: you have been acting sus fr
hotch: i am not eating emily everyday..
y/n: HELP I READ THAT IN HIS VOICE AND SOMEONE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP..
spencer: your laughing so loud😄
y/n: yeah but it doesn't look like a library to me...
emily: yeah guys he has a kid🙄
derek: so he is eating it..?
hotch: no end of discussion..
hotch: what are y/n and reid doing tg rn🤨🤨
emily: so that's what she meant when she said she was going out..
emily: she's going out with reid..
y/n: we literally found each other at the book store boss fucker..
derek: PLEASE BOSS FUCKER???
y/n changed emily's name to 'boss fucker'
boss fucker: y/n be so fuvking fr rn
garcia: OOP
garcia: i was gone way to long...
garcia: anyone want to have a girls night tonight?
y/n: i'm so down😜
boss fucker: ME!!
y/n: sorry bud we don't let boss fuckers in..
hotch changed 'boss fucker' name to 'emily'
emily: yeah well we don't let autistic people in..
y/n: i'm not autistic???
emily: yeah well spencer is on the spectrum-
spencer: i am not as autistic as u think😞
y/n: spence don't listen to em she's being mean tdy🙄🙄
emily: YOU CALLED ME A BOSS FUCKER?