BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
3:33
y/n:
jj: WHAT
y/n: I DID NOT SEND THAT TF😭
jj: THEN WHO DID?
y/n: IDK BUT I DONT EVEN HAVW THAT PICTURE IN MY CAMREA ROLL😧
derek: [replying to: image] me
y/n: oh!!!
jj: okay!!!!
y/n: so glad it's saturday
y/n: spence is taking me to get my nails done🤪
jj: omg no way
jj: what r u getting
y/n: idk yet
y/n: i'll figure it out later
y/n: in the mean time i'm going to play the sims🤪
emily: she made her and spencer in the sims and forced them to get married and have kids
y/n: STOP EXPOSING ME EMILY
garcia: I DO THAT TOO Y/N ITS OKAY
y/n: it's normal🤪🤪
1:15 p.m.
y/n:
y/n: isn't he the cutest 🥰🥰🥰
emily: no
y/n: stfu
y/n: i think he's the cutest
jj: this bitch would jump off the eiffel tower if he asked her to
y/n: yes i would😻
derek: it's okay tho cuz he would do the same for her
spencer: i would
y/n: :)
derek: bro i remember when emily called rossi dad one time and ran away
y/n: THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
emily: STOP😭😭
derek: i bet she calls hotch daddy in bed
y/n: derek morgan i know you did not
emily: DEREK 😧😧
spencer: woah..
hotch: ...
y/n: okay but why are they not denying it🌝
emily: I DO NOT CALL HIM THAT
derek: mhm okay
y/n: u only said something after i pointed it out..
emily: yeah cause i didn't think we'd have to deny it😭
derek: nah she definitely says it
emily: do you call penny mommy?
emily: does she call you daddy?
derek: NAH
derek: that's nasty
garcia: ^
emily: does y/n call spencer daddy?
y/n: ew no
emily: does spencer call you mommy?
derek: actually i want to know this
jj: same
emily: actually tho
garcia; she isn't texting back???
derek: does that mean...
emily: he calls her mommy...
spencer: NO I DO NOT.
y/n: NO HE DOES NOT.
y/n: i was grabbing coffee for us
spencer: she is making me try starbucks
y/n: i realized that he only drinks coffee from tiny cafes so i made him go to starbucks😇😇😇
emily: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
derek: pretty boy so obviously calls her mommy
y/n: no he does not.
jj: L I E.
y/n: THAT IS LITERALLY NOT A LIE????
emily: bitch please we are literally profilers 🙄🙄
derek: exactly learn how to lie better.
spencer: she's not lying though
y/n: see guys take it from the man himself
emily: THE MAN HIMSELF???
derek: HE LITERALLY CALLS U MOMMY TF😭
y/n: THIS IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE
jj: TELL US THE TRUTH.
y/n: FINE
y/n: HE DOES
y/n: NOT CALL ME MOMMY
emily: okay wait she got me there for a second
derek: ong😭😭
jj: frr
hotch: what is going on?
emily: we are trying to figure out if reid calls y/n mommy in bed
hotch: oh
hotch: he definitely does no doubt
emily: IF AARON SAID IT THEN ITS REAL
hotch: do you no see the major mommy issues he has🤷♀️🤷♀️
jj: HELP 😭😭
y/n: guys js bc he has mommy issues doesn't mean he calls me that in bed😭😭
emily: SHE CANT EVEN SAY IT.
derek: Y/N GETS CALLED MOMMY IN BED.
derek: HAHAHAHAHA
emily: DOES THAT MEAN SHE HAS A MOMMY KINK??????
emily: i think i js threw up...
derek: WHAT THE HELL‼️‼️‼️
y/n: GUYS I DO NOT HAVE A MOMMY KINK AND SPENCER DOES NOT CALL ME MOMMY.
y/n: END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION.
emily: okay mommy
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Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!