BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: dudes
y/n: i just ate a whole pot of mac and cheese
y/n: now i'm watching moana
y/n; #youwishthiswasyouhuh
emily: #imattheclubrn
emily: eat my ass
y/n: maybe i will
emily: maybe i'd like that
derek:
y/n: guys i asked soencer to go get my ice cream from the store almost 30 minutes ago but he's still not back
derek: BITCH A WHOLE POT OF MAC AND CHEESE AND JOW ICE CREAM???
derek: istg if i ever end up like that js shoot me
y/n: stfu i am hurting in many different ways atm
derek: 🤨🤨🤨😧😧😧
y/n: bitch i have cramps and my leg is hurting rn😤😤
spencer: sorry i didn't know which one you wanted so i got all of your favorites!!
y/n;
y/n: me rnderek: stfu no one cares
derek: like absolutely no one
y/n: listening to no body no crime rn bc if derek keeps giving me this attitude there's gonna be no body but definitely a crime.
derek: hotch she just threatened me.
y/n: it wasn't a threat it was a promise.
emily: derek u need to go give ur self a couple of minutes alone bc ur attitude is affecting everyone
y/n; sorry y'all me n derek synced again i'm so sry 🙁🙁🙁
derek: hahahahahahaha😐😐😐
garcia: derek why are you acting like this?
garcia: be a little nicer.
y/n; yeah.
emily: my gun is looking a little rusty rn i think it needs some shooting
y/n: same but spence js got home w my ice cream so i am ab to munch 😜
jj: ice spice
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!