Funtime Freddy, To Millie: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
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Oswald: Are you Mad?
Pit Bonnie: *Shakes Head*
Oswald: So sharpening knifes at 3 in the morning is just your hobby?
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Funtime Freddy: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Millie: We're not friends.
Funtime Freddy, now wielding an axe: Then we'll defeat you with the power of incredible violence!
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Oswald: Where are we going?
Pit Bonnie: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
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Sarah: What are your goals?
Abby: To pet all the dogs.
Sarah: No your fitness goals!
Abby: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs!
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Oswald: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Greg: No, that's not how you make cookies-
Devon: FLOOR IT!
Oswald: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second!
Greg: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!
Oswald: I'M GONNA HARNESS POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Toby: DO IT!
Greg: NO-
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Monty: Smaller creatures are more nuts because they have a smaller body to contain their emotions!
Vanessa: Ridiculous, give me some examples.
Gregory: Wasps.
Roxy: Tiny dogs.
Monty: Gregory.
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Gregory: I wish I could control bees and wasps to sting my enemies.
Vanessa: You're too young to have enemies.
Gregory: You don't even know.
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Funtime Freddy: Axe evasion. The game ends when you run out of luck or I run out of axes.
Millie: H-how many axes do you have?
Funtime Freddy: You're about to find out.
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Hazel: *Eating a cinnamon roll*
Literally EVERYONE but Alec: Cannibalism.
Hazel: *confused chewing noises*
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Dylan Cooper: Let's do "Get Help!".
Oswald: What.
Dylan Cooper: "Get Help!"
Oswald: No!
Dylan Cooper, grinning: C'mon, you love it!
Oswald: It's humiliating.
Gabrielle: Do you have a better idea?
Oswald: ...
Oswald: No.
Dylan Cooper: We're doing it.
Oswald: WE ARE NOT!
*Later*
Dylan Cooper, helping Gabrielle carry Oswald: Get help!
Gabrielle: Please! He's dying!
Dylan Cooper: Help him! *Chucks him at the guards, knocking them out*
Dylan Cooper: Aw, classic!
Oswald: I hate it! it's humiliating!
Dylan Cooper, laughing: Not for me!
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Glamrock Chica: Freddy's in parts and service, and I have a feeling that Gregory is going a little more unhinged now.
Gregory, holding a bag of Cheetos and a lit match: Leave me be! Freddy isn't here to stop me! I'm going feral.
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Gregory: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Peepaw Willy is right there!
Glamrock Freddy: *Glitched Laughter*
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Dylan: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Brooke: Weight loss? Drink water.
Millie: Clear skin? Drink water.
Funtime Freddy: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.