Hello everyone.
Please ignore mistakes because I had to rewrite the chapter again, lost my draft 😐
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"I had no idea that you all were having a night over, Dr Sameer said. "
"yes it was a last moment plan, fahd said who was sitting on the window. "
" I hope you are following the diet that I provided you, Dr Sameer said while examining goher. "
" Why do hate me, what I have done to you ? You added boiled broccoli in my diet, goher asjedin disbelief. "
"where is Rocky? Mahi asked as he walked in. "
" Dr Sameer please check him as well, Zinda hai ya margaya ? Rashid asked and lightly kicked Rocky who was sleeping on floor. "
" Ae Bhai uth Jaa apna hisaab barabar karke aa, mahi said. "
" Kaunsa hisaab ? Armaan asked."
" Raat ko patte khelraha tha, har Gaya ab Tak paise diye nhi isne, mahi said. "
" Oh Bhai cash nahi tha, aur uncle ke pass online payment nahi tha, Rocky said in his sleepy tone. "
" You were gambling without cash ? Fahd asked. "
" You were gambling with a patient ? Dr Sameer asked. "
" You were gambling with an old man ? Goher asked. "
"you were gambling! How many Times I've told it's haraam! Tujhe samajh kyu nahi aata, Rashid yelled. "
" Arrey! Bhai log chill! Rocky said and sat up. "
"shut up! Azzy said. "
" Oh Bhai that uncle was alone, unki koi family nahi hai he was getting bored, so I gave him company, Rocky said. "
"don't give explanation! Waqah! Rashid said in Arabic accent."
" Kaunsa ka ? Rocky asked in confusion. "
" Bro he called you besharam in Arabic, fahd said. "
" Aur tu Kam aag lagaya kar! Rocky said to mahi. "
" Oh ho, aag lagani hoti na tere behind the back lagata, Zafar ke jaise, mahi said. "
" Don't involve me! Zafar said. "
" Ae Bhai ab tu chal nikal ja, warna yahi Tera bhi bed book karwa dunga, goher said. "
" Bro I swear, it wasn't my intention, zafar said. "
" Sto fighting let's have breakfast I'm hungry , fahd said. "
" Mein bhi chalunga, goher said. "
" Yeh sab latka kar chalega ? Mahi said and lightly shook the wires attached to goher. "
" Tumlog mere bagair jaoge? Goher asked. "
" Ab tu hardum aese hi marega ? Armaan said. "
" Ro mat tere liye ek dum mast customise soup leke aaunga, just the way you like, azaad said. "
" Ae Bhai tu toh kuch nahi laana, mein Zomato karlunga, goher said. "
" Kya chahiye kya khayega ? Armaan asked. "
" Go I'll WhatsApp you, goher said. "
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" Lao Rashid Bhai 30k cash do, Rocky said. "
" Arrey mujhe bol dete mein leleta reception se Rashid ke pass itna cash handy kaise hoga, fahd said. "
"Arrey tum bas dekho, Rocky said. "
" How much 30 or 40 ?Rashid said and took out bundle of cash from his pocket of his thobe. "
" Rashid you carry so much cash ? Fahd asked in disbelief. "
" Yeh it's convenient, Rashid said and lighted up his cigarette. "
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" Bhai kitna time lagraha hai order laane, azzy said. "
"toh rush bhi toh hai, armaan said. "
" Aur tumlog ne itna khana order Kiya hai, ek qabila khalega, Rashid said."
"Haan apko dekhkar hi Kiya, Rocky said."
"Aesi baat haina bill bharle, Rashid said."
" Bharne ko mein abhi bhardu, lekin Mera bank ka server down hai, Rocky said. "
"mat beizzat hua kar, cash leke ghuma kar, armaan said. "
" Tumhari behen cash bachne kaha deti hai, har Roz subah Mera wallet khaali rehta hai, Rocky said. "
" Meri behen Teri help hi karri hai, itna bhaari bank balance hai, halka karri hai, azzy said. "
" Tera toh halka hi hoga, Rocky said. "
" Bro I believe in investing, not keeping in bank, azzy said. "
" Investing in what your wife's makeup, Rashid asked. "
" Take interest in your own wives, ok, azzy said. "
" Wives se yaad aaya next month keep your schedule clear, Rashid said. "
" Kyu tumhare baccho ki shaadi hai, mahi asked. "
" No it's my anniversary, Rashid said. "
" Please accept my condolences, aapki barbaadi ko kitna saal hua ? Rocky asked. "
" Haan ye azaab mujhpar, 25 year's pehle naazil hua tha, Rashid said. "
"Oooo that's long, I attended your wedding, fahd said. "
" I know I was very young, I was 18 when I got married, Rashid said. "
" What's the plan ? Mahi asked. "
" Well it's different this time, I'm not celebrating in India this year, Rashid said. "
" Oo destination celebration? Azzy said and raised his eyebrows. "
" For you all, not for me, it's going to be in my country, Rashid said. "
" Jao yaar, mood kharab kardiya, Rocky said. "
" Oh Bhai my bhai's were complaining that I never celebrated with them, and they really wanna meet you all, Rashid said. "
" Ek toh tumhare bhaiyon ko dekhkar self esteem down hojaata hai humara, azzy said. "
" Guys zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi, I wanna celebrate with my entire family, they are family and so are you all, it's gonna be a royal celebration, Rashid said. "
" Chill guys it's gonna be great, hum aayenge Rashid, armaan said. "
" Amazing I' need to make a call to goher I'll be back, Rashid said."
" Maan what are you doing? Hum kya karenge waha, Rocky said. "
" He's right Bhai, why did you said yess, azzy said. "
" They are very judgy and different, zafar said. "
" Are you guy's for real, it's his family! Rashid has always stood with us, and respected pur culture, though it's so different than his, have you seen how respectfully he treats everyone in our family, armaan said. "
" I don't think it's a good idea, azzy said. "
" It is commendable how Rashid has mixed with us, he has been amazing, you guy's should visit, plus he stated he wants everyone together, fahd said. "
" Yaar wahan jaate toh lagta hi kaunsi duniya mein agaye, last time humgaye the, Rocky said. "
" Kitne saal pehle, armaan said. "
" Haan phir bhi, Rocky said. "
" Guy's he is answerable to his family, agar hum nahi Gaye toh bahut galat hoga, armaan said. "
" thik hai Zulfi se baat karta hu, Rocky said. "
" Ek min you don't have a choice, we all are going and tabtak goher would be healed too, armaan said. "
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Few weeks later.
" You guy's are listening to me or not! Rashid said on call. "
" Haan sunrahe hai bolo! Rocky said on call. "
" Sab line pe haina, Rashid asked."
" Haan Rashid Bhai sab hai, goher said."
" Fahd ko connect Kiya ? Rashid said. "
" I'm here, fahd said on call. "
" Ab bolo na kya hua, itna important kya hai jo sabko conference call pe liya aapne, azzy asked. "
" Guy's I've sent my jet to India, you will be picked from your doorstep by my guards, jet will take off at 7 am in the morning, Rashid said. "
" Itni subah kyu ? Rocky asked. "
" Function entire day hai, subah it would be professional and in evening only family, Rashid said."
" Okay, azzy said. "
" Clear till here, now another thing, I've sent thawb's for you all, rashid said. "
" What what ? Mahi asked. "
" In your language thobe! But it's called thawb, you guy's don't know to pronounce that, Rashid said. "
" Itni takleef mat lo, we have suits, rocky said. "
" Tere bell bottom nahi chalenge Rocky! Wear thawb's when you leave from India, Rashid said. "
" Arrey waha will change na aakar, goher said. "
" No be presentable when you get off from your jet, and your wives will come from another jet, okay ? Rashid said. "
" Rash this rules are crazy, emmaad said."
"Guy's I know it's new for you all but please just once follow my culture, rashid said. "
" Thik haina guy's thawb's are very comfortable, fahd said. "
" Yeah because you wear it every Friday, we have never worn it, mahi said. "
" There's first time for everything, right ? Chalo next thing, don't use tapori language, and Arabs understand Hindi! Don't say anything, Rashid said. "
" Ab matlab muh band rakhe, Rashid Bhai zyada horaha hai ab, Rocky said. "
" Meine yeh nahi kaha, tumlog ko bas yeh samjharaha hu ulta kuch mat bolna Hindi mein yeh samjh kar ki woh nahi samjhenge, Arabs are smart, Rashid said. "
" Okay done! Baaki ka email kardo packing karni hai, goher said. "
" I've asked my assistant to send you all a list of do and don'ts, Rashid said. "
" Ya allah! Mahi said in irritated tone. "
" 7 am sharp, Rashid said. "
" Rolex doge na ? Goher asked. "
" Haan Bhai dunga bas aajao tumlog please, Rashid said. "
" Haan aayenge, sab aayenge armaan said. "
" Chalo byee, see you all tom, Rashid said and hung up. "
" Bhai kaise hoga kal, kuch ka kuch hogayaa Rashid Bhai hi embarassed hojayenge, Rocky said. "
" Guy's 2 din ke baat hai sambhalo, fahd said. "
" Yaar subah 7 baje ? Mahi said. "
" Haan 5 baje hi uth jao, armaan said. "
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" Areey bahar toh aao! Zulfi said while packing her suitcase. "
" Yaar pata nahi kaisa lagraha hu, Rocky said from his wardrobe. "
" Bahut acche lagoge rashid Bhai pe kitna suit karta hai, zulfi said."
" Rash bachpan se pehenraha hai mein bewakoof lagunga, Rocky said. "
" You should be thankful head scarf ki unhone zid nahi ki, zulfi replied. "
" Aaraha hu, honest review Dena, Rocky said. "
" Aajao yaar kitne nakhre hai tumhare, zulfi said. "
" Haan, Rocky said and walked out of wardrobe and stood infront of zulfi said. "
" Bolo ab kuch! Nahi accha lagraha na ? Rocky asked. "
" I'm speechless, you look amazing! Zulfi said while smiling. "
" Sacchi bolo, Rocky asked. "
" Bahut acche lagarahe ho, Kasam se, zulfi said. "
" Don't lie yaar, Rocky said. "
" Tum bahane dhundrahe ho, zyada smart mat bano, trust me you looke amazing just wear this watch, zulfi said. "
" I'm not sure, Rocky said. "
" Oh my god dad! Look at you! You look so amazing! Salee said excitedly. "
" Sacchi ? Rocky asked. "
" I swear, you should wear this often, only one thing is missing, salee said. "
" Oh really what ? Rocky asked. "
Salee picked up a pen and placed in his front pocket.
" Now you look complete, salee said."
"Accha thik hai, jaisa tum bolo, Rocky said and gave a peck on her cheek."
" Haan beti ne kaha to turant maangaye, hypocrite! Zulfi said. "
" Come zulfi don't be jealous packing karke aajao, I'm leaving Rocky said."
" Be nice, try ignore as much you can, don't get offended, try to keep Rashid bhai's izzat, zulfi said."
" Haan mam, sab yaad hai mujhe, see you soon, Rocky said."
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" Woohoo! Goher whistled as Rocky got of the car. "
" Tabaahi ! Fahd said and clapped. "
" Ek dum khatarnaak, azzy said and gave him flying kiss. "
" Qayamat lagrahe ho, mahi said."
" Aap bhi bol hi do kuch, Rocky said to armaan. "
" Boldu ? Armaan asked. "
" Boldo, Rocky said while blushing. "
" Bawaal lagraha hai, armaan said. "
"Yeh aurton waali aadat kab aagayi tumlog mein, emmaad asked."
"We are bro's, we should hype eachother, azzy said. "
" This is what exactly Rashid, asked not to do, armaan said. "
" Okay will continue once we are back in India, now we will be sophisticated, kind and classy, fahd said and in a accent. "
" Bhai mein toh kuch nahi bolne wala, mere pass zubaan hi nahi h jabtak mein wahan hu, ek toh meri alag fat ti Rashid Bhai ke dad se, Rocky said. "
" Same bro, mahi said. "
" Arrey Haan Tera ex sasur haina, goher said. "
" Saale yahan boldiya wahan nahi bolna, seedha beheaded ho jayenge hum, mahi said."
" Rashid Bhai bachalenge, goher said. "
" I think we should leave now sheikhs would be waiting for your arrival, sayids please follow me, a guard said. "
" Kaunsi eids ? Rocky asked. "
" Behre saayids, mahi whispered. "
" Matlab ? Rocky said. "
" Meko kaise malum hoga Mera baap arab thodi hai, mahi whispered. "
" You almost married' a arab no, Rocky whispered. "
" Toh meko arbi aayegi kya, mahi said. "
" Kya hua, fahd asked. "
" Woh kya bola kaun eids, Rocky asked. "
" Arrey syids, matlab sir, humein sir bolraha hai, fahd said. "
" Accha, Rocky and mahi said together. "
" They use very Arabic words, don't pay attention just nod your heads, I used to that in past, fahd said. "
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" Ae Bhai yeh glass holder gold ka hai! Goher said in disbelief. "
" Goh we know they are rich, they own oil wells, unko bata mat ki hum garib hai yeh harkat mat kar, mahi said. "
"we will be reaching in half an hour, you may get ready the guard said in his thick accent."
"Ae Bhai iska toh English bhi bahut alag hai, Rocky said."
"Haan bahut logo ko aati hi nahi hai, fahd said."
"Kya ready hone ka ? Armaan asked."
"Yalla ? Why do we have to get ready ? fahd asked."
" Upar waale ka bheja hua farishta hai yeh, goher said. "
"well Sheikh's are personally welcoming their guests, there will media and what do you guys call it, just a minute, paparazzi of our country, yes they will be there, you can make your self presentable of you want, you'll be in news, the guards said. "
" Bhai itna extravagant nahi chahiye tha, azzy said. "
" It is a royal evant, the guard said. "
" Accha evant ? Okay samjhaye, Rocky said. "
" I'll give you all some privacy, the guard nodded and walked away. "
" Kamine ne inform bhi nahi kiya
Ki yeh sab hoga, armaan said. "
" Abhi mauka hai chalte hi wapis, baad mein manalenge unko, azzy said. "
" Ab kya hawa mein U turn lega ? Guy's calm down I'm here, mein sikhadeta hu, fahd said. "
"kya sikhaoge aap, goher asked. "
" Jo zaroori hai woh, baitho apni seats pe, fahd said. "
" Mein toh ismein chalunga kaise ? Rocky said while looking at his thobe. "
" Hojayega chill, yahan dekh when you walk lightly pull it a Little up and take small steps, fahd said and showed them how to walk. "
" Itna samjha na, it's easy bas araam se chalna, aur agar koi girega toh catch each other, next they will be standing in a line, will walk one by one, and will shake hand with everyone in the line, and give air kisses to Rashid and his siblings, fahd said. "
" Why would we kiss them, mahi asked. "
" Arrey pagal sacchi ka kiss nhi, air kisses lightly, only to Rashid and his brothers, with other's just shake hand and move forward, fahd said. "
"unke itne Bhai hai, kaise pata chalega kaun kaun hai, Rocky asked. "
" Haan they are 13 brother's, mahi said. "
" Bhai ji tumhe aur kiss dekha samjh jaana woh hai, bas! Fahd said. "
" Bahut confusing hai, mahi said."
" Arrey easy hai, we do whenever we visit at rashid's place, aur Rashid bhi toh karta hai jab aata hai, armaan said. "
" Accha woh hug karne ke pehle left and right? Rocky asked. "
" Haan exactly wahi, fahd said. "
" I'll do it first, so you guys can do same, fahd said. "
" Woh toh thik hai unke pappa ka kya karna hai ? Rocky asked. "
" No hug no kiss, just take his hand and kiss on back, like we do at home with mom and dad, armaan said. "
" Okay understood everything ? Fahd asked. "
" They all nodded in unison. "
" Accha get your hairs fixed, watches on the wrists perfectly and apply your most expensive perfume, fahd said while fixing his watch. "
" Okay, Rocky said. "
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" Meko toh dhak-dhak horaha hai, mahi said. "
" Attack toh nahi aara ? Goher asked. "
" Kaisa lagta hai jab aata hai toh, mahi asked. "
" Bakwas dono band Karo and get settled we are landing emmaad said and adjusted rocky's collar. "
" Arrey as thik hai, Rocky said. "
" Hath lagana nahi collar ko, aesehi rehne de, emmaad warned. "
" Guy's ready, and selam walekum, okay, fahd said. "
" Ae Bhai bahut log hai, azzy said."
" Soch toh tu arab Paris week mein hai, armaan said. "
"Maan you go first then emmaad then me, than azzy, goher, mahi and Rocky, fahd said. "
" Yeh bhed baav kyu mein last kyu ! Rocky said. "
" Bhai age or rishte wise, armaan Bhai sabse bade, aur Rashid ke baad it's emmaad, and mahi is elder than you, that's why, fahd said. "
" Chalo izzat bachaye rakhna apni aur Rashid ki, armaan said and walked out of the jet. "
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" Finally we get to meet your so called brothers, akhi, Jamal, rashid's step brother said. "
" they are real than blood, akhi danaan said. "
Rashid had wide smile on his face when we he saw armaan getting off the jet in the traditional attire, Rashid was beaming with happiness, he had always dream about this, to welcome his brothers professionally.
"Salam walekum, armaan said shook hand with Rashid."
"Jazakallah Maan, Rashid smiled and lightly kissed his cheeks."
"Trust me you should've married one of our sister's, danaan said."
"You should've asked, I wouldn't deny, armaan said."
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"Rashid Bhai sabko air kiss Dena hai kya ? Rocky whispered while shaking his hand."
"Nahi tu toh bas handshake karle, air kiss ke chakkar mein smooch kardiya toh apni sabki qabar banjayegi, Rashid whispered while forcing a smile. "
" Accha hai kaisa lagraha hu, Rocky asked. "
" Beta Rukh mat aage badh piche line mein aur log hai, car mein milta hu aakar, handsome lagra hai chal nikal ab, Rashid said awkwardly while forcing a smile."
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