Side note: Where was I? I took a break. And I have exams coming next week, so I have to study a lot. Then after I take those, summer vacation after, this means I can work on this more
Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars.) Da Hood is next reaction
- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood, Infinity Class Supercarrier/Phoenix Class Support Vessel ship breakdown, Templin Institute: Covenant and UNSC (After Da Hood. I might not do everything)
- Hacksaw Ridge (Desmond Doss) Yarnhub or Simple History (After Halo)
- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NTRprise!
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- The Pig War, Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- SCP 3000
- Steven HE
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you and Azur Lane Slow Ahead Crack by OC Gangsta (I get it. You guys can shut up even though I know you won't shut up)
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- USS William D. Porter
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all
- Max0r Genshin Impact review, An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7), and Project Wingman review
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Ghost Division, Coat of Arms, Red Baron, Unkillable Soldier)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
USS Wisconsin is a maybe
South Dakota-class maybe
Chapter starts:
Texas stands up from her chair
"Where are you going mama Texa?" Arizona asks
"I'm going to touch grass" Texas replies
The shipgirls stare at her in silence
"Why grass?" Pennsylvania asks
"Touching grass is good my little Penny" Texas replies as she walks out of the cinema
Pennsylvania turns a little red out of embarrassment as some shipgirls chuckle
Other shipgirls then follow
1 hour before dinner is ready
Hood and Bismarck were walking in a hallway, talking about stuff. Then all of sudden they saw a small group, they were trying to listen in on a room. Each room has a number and this room has number '69' on it
"If I recall... that is Prinz Eugen's room" Bismarck says to Hood
They both walk closer
"What are you ladies do-" Hood tries to say but was immediately shushed
The small group included Admiral Hipper, King George V, Graf Zeppelin, and Zuikaku
"What are you all doing?" Hood whispers
"Who?" Bismarck whispers
"Eugen and Wales..." Graf Zeppelin whispers
"Eugen immediately grabbed Wales when we went out of the theater, Eugen was very insistent about it.." King George V whispers
"Okay... now my curiosity is peaked" Hood whispers
"But... aren't we invading privacy?" Bismarck whispers
Most of them shake their heads
The conversation was cut as they hear voices on the other side of the room
"How are you feeling?" Wales asks in a tired tone
"Ahh~ Right there Wales~" Prinz Eugen says
The shipgirls outside turn red, some more than others
"A-a-are t-they... h-how indecent..!" Admiral Hipper yells in a whispering tone
"Do not think about that yet..! " Graf Zeppelin also yells in a whispering tone
"Indeed... they wouldn't.. not ye-" Zuikaku tries to say
She was cut short
"I.. I'm getting tired, Eugen..." Wales says
"Mhmm... agh~! Hey~ Why so rough all of sudden? Go soft or else you might get me excited~" Prinz Eugen says
"Don't test me" Wales says back
After hearing all of that, the girls outside the room are now a blushing mess. They all thought of the scene, as images flash through their mind. Zuikaku covered her face, especially because her mind played the audio for her. Some of them took all their willpower to not kick down the door
"That's it ladies! I'm going in!" King George V yells
"No wai-" Bismarck tries to say
George kicks down the door
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOI-" King George V yells as she barges in
They all see what was happening
It was nothing more than Wales giving Eugen a good massage
The shipgirls look at each other with surprise and confusion
"Vat are you guys doing here?" Prinz Eugen asks
"Uhh" They all say
"You were stalking us weren't you?" Prince of Wales asks
They are silent
"Yes" Most of them say
They are silent again
"You guys really have dirty minds huh?" Prince of Wales asks again
"Don't blame us!" Admiral Hipper yells
"I was about to pray to God..." Hood says
"I have a question" Zuikaku says
They all look at her
"Are Lord and God the same people?" Zuikaku asks
They are silent once more
Where Texas is:
In the kitchen
A few kansens enter as Sheffield is waiting for them
"Welcome to hell's kitchen" Sheffield says
They are silent
"Get to work" Sheffield says
In Iris Libre's side
Saint Louis prepares the ingredients
"Les poissons, les poissons. How I love les poissons! Love to CHOP and to serve little fish. First I cut of their heads, zen I pull out their bones! Ah mais oui, ça see'est toujours delish~" Saint Louis sings
Little does she know a crab is watching nearby
"Les poissons, les poissons. Hee hee hee, HON HON HON! With the cleaver I hack them in two! I pull out what's inside, and I serve it up fried! God, I love little fishes, don't you?" Saint Louis sings as the crab tries to get away and she continues to cook
"Here's something for tempting the palate. Prepared in the classic technique~ First you POUND the fish flat with a mallet, then you SLASH through the skin.. Give the the belly a SLICE, then you RUB some salt in 'cause that makes it taste noice~" Saint Louis sings
She then spots the crab playing dead; it nearly got caught
"Zut alors! How could I have missed one?!" Saint Louis asks as she grabs the crab
"Sacre bleu, what is zis? How on earth could I miss... such a sweet, little succulent crab? Quelle dommage! What a loss, so here we go, in the sauce! And some flour, I think just a dab" Saint Louis sings as the crab wipes some flour away
"Then I stuff you with bread! It don't hurt, because well... you're DEAD. And you're certainly lucky, you are! 'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot! Tout à l'heure, mon poisson! Au revoir!" Saint Louis sings
She then tries to chop the crab but it pinches her hand
"ACK!" Saint Louis yells
The crab runs away
"If you want to play... THEN ENGARDE YOU PIPSQUEAK!!" Saint Louis yells as she begins chasing the crab
Saint Louis then basically destroys everything in the kitchen
Everyone hears the noise in the kitchen. It's so loud that it can be heard outside the kitchens
"I better go see what Louis is up to..." Algerie says
"No problem" Belfast says
Back to the kitchen
"Come on out you little coward... and FIGHT ME!!" Saint Louis yells as she searches below a table
Algerie arrives
"LOUIS!" Algerie yells
Saint Louis stops what she's doing and turns to see Algerie
"What are you doing?!" Algerie asks
"No I... I was just... erm.. I... sorry?" Saint Louis replies
"Hpmh. You're lucky the food you already cooked is intact!" Algerie says as she takes it and goes off to the dining table
In another part of the kitchen where the Sakura Empire shipgirls are in
"So Kaga, have you got it?" Akagi asks
"Yes dear sister... I got the white stuff you asked for" Kaga says
(...what) Soryu thought with an expression on her face
Kaga then shows rice
(Oh thank the gods...) Soryu thought relieved as Hiryu chuckles, seeing her sister's expression
"I didn't know you have that kind of mind~" Hiryu says
"I'm trying to save my brain cells" Soryu says back
"How do you have brain cells if you don't have any in the first place?" Hiryu asks as Soryu slaps the back of her head
"Um... is it really proper to cut food with a katana?" Mikasa asks
"Is there something wrong with my skill?" Takao asks with concern
"It's not the skill, it's WHY you're using the sword when cooking!" Mikasa says
Eagle Union's area
"Gibberish is how I hear Asian people" Essex says as Enterprise slaps the back of her head
Enterprise then eats what Essex is cooking
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOO!! TOO SOON, SENPAI!" Essex yells as Enterprise munches on the food
"It's...
actually pretty good. This is cooked already" Enterprise says
"I WAS going to add more..." Essex says
"You mean lemons?" Enterprise asks
"Not everything is about lemons" Essex replies
"I'll help you cook the next batch" Enterprise says as Essex nods
Royal Navy/Iron Blood's area
"Why did you pick me as your assistant!?" Tirpitz yells
"Because I like you my friend~ And if I'm going down then I'm bringing you down with me!" Victorious says
"This is bullsh*t, Vicky. Where are my rights..." Tirpitz says
"Hehe~ I always like the cut of your jib~ Hey hey, wanna hear a rhyme?" Victorious asks
"...what?" Tirpitz asks back
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, and guess what? My bed has room for two~" Victorious replies
"Each bed has room for two Victorious" Tirpitz says
"You clearly don't get the joke" Victorious says back while giggling
Dinner time
"I never thought my salmon would taste this good!" Essex says, enjoying her own food
How Essex feels:
"Not a fan of mayo, huh, Hipper? More for the rest of us" Prinz Eugen says as she gets sushi and puts mayo on it
"STOP assuming things! I like mayo! I just don't put it on EVERYTHING unlike you!" Admiral Hipper says
"Hehe~ You're so easy to tease~" Prinz Eugen says
Hood is eating ice cream
"Ice cream for desert?" Queen Elizabeth asks
"I'm big on ice cream" Hood says
"You're being more like a grandma..." Unicorn tries to mumble as Illustrious looks at her shooketh again
Hood heard this
"Do you know what she's talking about Biscuit?" Hood asks
"I have no idea... and don't call me that" Bismarck replies
Hornet gets a slice of pepperoni pizza
"God. Forgive me for my sins for what I am about to do" Hornet says
The others are confused
"Ms Texas, can you please bring out the 'Ultimate Sauce'." Hornet says
Texas is seen showing out a pineapple and gives it to Hornet
Gasps are heard
" WAIT! NO! NOT THE PIZZA! SET IT FREE! I WILL GIVE MY OWN SISTER, LITTORIO AS TRIBUTE" Vittorio Veneto yells
"CHE CHOSA!? (What)" Littorio yells
Hornet then starts rubbing the pineapple to the pizza
"NOOOOOO" Most of the shipgirls yell
Hornet then stops
"Guys, relax. The pineapple is fake" Hornet says
The shipgirls are silent
"LOL! YOU GUYS REALLY THOUGHT!!" Hornet says while laughing hard
Some shipgirls look at Yorktown and Enterprise
"Punish her" They both say
They look back but Hornet is nowhere to be seen
They then see her running
"You're never gonna catch me! Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!!!" Hornet yells
"Damn you Hornet!" Pennsylvania yells as she chases after her
Texas then stops her
"HEY, is that a knife you're chasing her with?" Texas asks
"Yeah...?" Pennsylvania replies
"Child, we are from Eagle Union" Texas says as she takes knife away and gives a gun
"This is much more effective. You can go back to chasing her now" Texas says
The kansens sweat from concern a little
Hornet was fine. Don't worry
After dinner
"So Enishi... can you help us?" Blucher asks
"Sure" Enishi replies
"Really?" Howe asks next
"Yes. I can make a Lagoon area"
Another area is then created
The girls enter the 'room' and they see a lagoon. There are additions like a wooden boat, fish, etc.
"Bob's your uncle... this is perfect!" Howe says
"Now all we have to do is somehow lure Wales and Eugen in here..." Rodney says
A bunch of convincing later
Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen are riding on a boat
Many shipgirls are hiding just to watch over them
"Move your big fat feathers you turkey, I can't see a thing" Columbia says
"Rude..." Zuikaku says
"These two are as slow as snails when it comes to romance" Graf Zeppelin says while groaning
"I think this calls for a little vocal romantic stimulation" Zuikaku says
"Please don't" FDG says
Zuikaku tries to do the vocal romantic stimulation but it doesn't work. She sounds like a literal bird
Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen simply ignore it
"You finished Zui?" Shoukaku asks as Zuikaku stops
Friedrich sighs
"If you want something done... then you have to do it yourself... They can't know we're really here... so we have to be sneaky while also setting up the mood.." FDG says as she summons her orchestra baton
"How are we going to do that?" Admiral Hipper asks
"We have to work on Wales since Eugen is shy even though she doesn't like to admit it.. we have to use the sounds of nature in order for this to work, and this is a musical number so they can't possibly notice" FDG says
"Percussion... strings.. winds... words.." FDG says as the shipgirls begin playing instruments
"There you see her~ Sitting there across the way~ She always has a lot to tease, but there's something about her. And you don't know why, but you're dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl" FDG sings
"Did you hear something?" Wales asks as Eugen shrugs
"Yes, you want her~ Look at her, you know you do~ Possible she wants you too, use your words, Wales, and ask her~ If the time is right, then the time is tonight, go on and kiss the girl~" FDG sings
Eugen goes to Wales side, she stumbles but Wales catches her
They both row the boat together
"Don't be shy, sing with me now" FDG says
"Sha-la-la-la-la-la! My oh my, look like the Prince too shy! She ain't gonna kiss the Prinz~ Sha-la-la-la-la-la" The Cleveland-class sisters sing
"Ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame? Too bad... she gonna miss.. Eugen..." FDG sings
The two then stop rowing the boat, then they look up at the sky
"Such a beautiful night..." Prince of Wales says as Prinz Eugen nods
"I'm glad I went and accepted your invite to this place.." Prinz Eugen says
(I wonder what she's thinking...) Prinz Eugen thought
(She looks... really pretty...) Prince of Wales thought
"D-danke Wales~" Prinz Eugen says
"For what~?" Prince of Wales asks
"F-for... y-you know..." Prinz Eugen replies
"And what is that~?" Prince of Wales asks
"F-for the invite b-baka! I-I'm not going to s-s-say it again! Hmph!" Prinz Eugen yells as she turns away
Prince of Wales chuckles from this
"Y-you just don't tease ladies like that..." Prinz Eugen says
"Well, you do it. So why can't I? Besides, I got to say your cute blushing face~" Prince of Wales asks
Prinz Eugen suddenly scoots closer
"Hmm?" Prince of Wales asks
"Wales... I.. recently... whenever I'm around you... I feel..." Prinz Eugen says while looking down
"You can be yourself around me you know" Prince of Wales says
"Huh" Prinz Eugen says
"You don't have to feel ashamed or anything, I... really like your personality. I.. don't mind it at all" Prince of Wales says with a a smile as Prinz Eugen felt something flutter in her heart
The shipgirls then begin to vocalize
"Now's your moment..." FDG sings
"Ya ya ya~" Unicorn sings
"Floating in a blue lagoon.." FDG sings
"Ya ya ya~" Blucher sings
"Wales, you better do it soon. No time will be better" FDG sings
"Ya ya ya ya ya ya~" Unicorn and Blucher sing
"She don't say a word, and she won't say a word... Until you kiss the girl" FDG sings
"Kiss the girl~" Enterprise sings
"Kiss the girl~" Belfast sings
The shipgirls in the area all sing
"Sha-la-la-la-la-la. Don't be scared (sha-la, sha-la-la ya, ya, ya). You got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl(woah, woah)! Sha-la-la-la-la-la. Don't stop now (sha-la, sha-la-la ya, ya, ya). Don't try to hide it how, you want to kiss the girl (woah, woah)!" The shipgirls all sing
"Sha-la-la-la-la-la! Float along (sha-la, sha-la-la) And listen to the song..." Akagi and Kaga try to sing
Zuikaku comes in and tries to vocalize but they shut her mouth before they could
...the song say kiss the girl (woah, woah)!" Akagi and Kaga sing
"Sha-la-la-la-la-la! The music play (ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya). Do what the music say. You got to kiss the girl" The shipgirls sing
Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen hold each other's hands, then they look at each other's eyes
"You've got to kiss the girl. Why don't you kiss the girl. COME ON and KISS the girl" The shipgirls sing
The shipgirls were also mumbling and whispering among the lines of: "Do it" "Kiss her"
"GO ON AND...
...kiss the girl!" FDG and the shipgirls sing
Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen...
kiss
For about 5 seconds
Then Albacore accidentally turns the rowboat around
"Sorry about that?" Albacore asks
"DAMN YOU" The shipgirls yell
They chase Albacore
Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen walk back to their rooms
"Eugen... I'm glad I w-went out with you, s-so what does this make us?" Prince of Wales asks while blushing
She received no reply, this causes Wales to look down
(I... wonder if she's okay with this...) Prinz Eugen thought as she mindlessly moves her hand toward Wales'
She accidentally touched Wales' hand and she tries to pull it back
Wales immediately grabs it back, causing Eugen to let out a small gasp
Wales notices this and tried to pull it back, but Eugen tightly gripped her hand
"Prinz... I.. like being with you... and.." Prince of Wales tries to say
"I.. I like being with you too, but-" Prinz Eugen tries to say
Wales kissed Eugen and stopped after a few seconds
"I know~" Prince of Wales says
As they parted, they continued walking, both having smiles on their faces
The night went on, it was another fun night for everyone. A lot of shipgirls played the Mario games again. But their story of reacting isn't done yet, and the next chapter shall continue that
Chapter is done. I hope you enjoyed this even though you probably didn't like it
Have a meme: What if Enterprise became communist