Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NTRprise!
- The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Current reaction, Epilogue after this reaction)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars)
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Hacksaw Ridge (Desmond Doss) Yarnhub or Simple History
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- The Pig War, Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood, Infinity Class Supercarrier/Phoenix Class Support Vessel ship breakdown, Templin Institute: Covenant and UNSC
- SCP 3000
- Steven HE
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you and Azur Lane Slow Ahead Crack by OC Gangsta
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- USS William D. Porter
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all
- Max0r Genshin Impact review, An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7), and Project Wingman review
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Ghost Division, Coat of Arms, Red Baron, Unkillable Soldier)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
USS Wisconsin is a maybe
South Dakota-class maybe
Chapter starts:
Peach and Toad are seen arriving back in the Mushroom Kingdom. She arrives in the town
"Bowser's on his way! You have to evacuate!" Peach yells
The Toads then run for their lives and pack their things
"Hurry! Get out of the city!" Peach yells as she races her motorcycle through the town and into the castle
The Toad council is talking as Peach barges into the room
"Princess?" The Toad General asks
"We lost the army, and Mario's gone" Peach says as the Toads gasp
"Uhh... well axually she got ze army, but... they got.." Gneisennau says
"Captured. It's as simple as Tomatoe Tomato" Shangri-La says
"Bowser is coming. Head into the forest. I'll buy you some time"Peach says
"You heard her! Evacuate the city!" The Toad General yells as the toads in the room run for their lives like every other toad
"Y'all are too cute to fight back" Yorktown says
Peach then turns to Toad
"Go with the others" Peach says
"I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you" Toad says as Peach nods
Scene cuts to the evacuating town
"Just leave it! There's no time!" A Red toad yells at a Purple toad who is trying to get a box of apples
Peach and Toad are seen walking in a hallway
Peach picks up a guard's weapon and Toad prepares his Frying Pan
"If she can do all of that then why does she let herself be captured in the games?" Ticonderoga asks
"She either has no choice because Bowser is stronger than her OR she lets herself be captured since he's... Bowser" Intrepid replies
"Or she's just tired being kidnapped and being the damsel in distress even though this is a separate universe" Howe says
"Or OR it's because... every game needs a story I suppose.." Edinburgh says
The town is fully evacuated as Bowser's castle arrives to the entrance of the castle. Toad and Peach stand their ground
Koopa troops come out of Bowser's castle entrance and surround the duo
"Bowser, this is not how you propose to someone. You could've just sent a letter or something" Texas says as she facepalms and chuckles
"I think it's suppose to 'impress' her. Even though it's clearly not working" Yamato says
"Princess Peach! Brave as ever. As you can see, I have the Super Star" Bowser says as he presents the Super Star behind him
"If you're going to use it..." Peach says
Peach points her halberd at Bowser as the surrounding Koopas point their spears at her
"...use it now!" Peach yells
Bowser points the tip of the halberd away as he clears his throat
"No, Princess... I stole this star for us. I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his shell" Bowser says as he chuckles
Peach stares at Bowser
The kansens are dying on the inside and they facepalm while they are at it
"This is so creepy and I hate it every single bit and moment of it..." Admiral Hipper says
"I told you that line wouldn't work!" Bowser whispers to Kamek
"You're doing great!" Kamek whispers back as he does a thumbs up
The shipgirls laugh
"Peaches, with this star, we will be invincible. We can rule the world together, forever. Will you marry me?" Bowser asks as he offers his hand
"Marry you? Are you insane?! I would never marry you!" Peach yells
"Maybe you should reconsider" Bowser says
"Good job. You pissed him off" Kaga says
"Now here comes the blackmail" Sheffield says
Kamek uses his magic to constrict Toad and cause him pain. Peach tries to reach out but she gets electrocuted in the hand. Toad continues to cry in pain
"No! Stop! Please, stop! I'll...I'll-I'll marry you, just don't hurt my Toads!" Peach yells
"Is this how you want to propose to someone?" Georgios Aveorf asks
"I think I kind of want to be in Peach's place" Graf Zeppelin says as Bismarck slaps the back of her head
Bowser gestures Kamek to stop. Then he stops
"You have my word" Bowser says
"Just marry the guy. He might be nice" Hiryu says
"He just needs a hug and lots of therapy considering how... 'Yandere-like' he is for Peach. Or something similar to that, I don't know" Akagi says
"And it's your job Peach. You're both a woman and a princess after all. Like what's the problem?" Phoenix says
(Hold up. Wait a minute) Some shipgirls thought
"And as a princess you must marry a king or a prince. As a woman, you must do your duties" Denver says
(PLEASE take these as jokes and for giggles. The dialogue is not meant to be offensive to anyone. Just jokes)
(This is escalating quick) More shipgirls thought
"So a princess must marry a prince... and women must do their duties... are you practically saying that Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen must marry each other?" Hornet asks
The shipgirls are silent as Prince of Wales and Prinz Eugen blush
"That's actually not a bad idea" King George V says
"E-eh?!" Prince of Wales yells
"I think we would enjoy that very much Ms George. Schwester Eugen would too" Blucher says while nodding
"S-s-schwester! N-not you t-too!" Prinz Eugen yells
The girls just giggle as Wales and Eugen sink into their seats
(But what if she doesn't like me...) They thought
Back to reacting
"Ha-ha! Time for a wedding!" Bowser yells
Bowser, Peach and Kamek walk into the castle. Koopa soldiers hold Toad and bring him in as well. Scene cuts to the dungeon where Lumalee is swinging
"Life is sad. Prison is sad. Life in prison is very, very sad" Lumalee sings as he pops bubbles
"I hate him to the core. I hate this thing so much that I want to kill it" Illustrious says as some shipgirls sweat
"I can be in prison, but I wouldn't want to be with a person like that" Ark Royal says
The Kongs are now in cages as they are dropped into the dungeon
Cranky Kong grunts
"Ooh! Fresh meat for the grinder!" Lumalee says
"Who's this ray of sunshine?"Cranky Kong asks
"There's no sunshine. Only darkness" Lumalee states
"We can clearly see that thanks to you" Taihou says
"This adorable little creature is somehow making depression look good..." Vestal says
"They need to get out and kick that little starfish in the *ss" Texas says
(How come big sis and mama Texa get to say bad words but I can't?) Arizona thought
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" The Penguin King yells
Kamek teleports in and floats by on a broom
"Hello, prisoners! You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the royal wedding!" Kamek yells
"Yay!" A penguin yells
"Can they be sacrificed at lea-" Graf Zeppelin tries to say as Akagi headbonks
"Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!" Kamek yells as he disappears
The shipgirls groan thanks to Graf Zeppelin
"This is such a not demonic looking creature yet is so demonic in personality... I'm starting to like him more- WAIT SISTER I WAS JUST JOKIN-" Jean Bart tries to say as Richelieu slaps the back of her head
The prisoners shake their cages in panic
"Oh, no, no, no" Cranky Kong says
"Oh yes, yes, yes..." Shinano says
"Finally! Mercy..." Lumalee says
"WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS STAR'S PROBLEM?!?!" Georgios Averof says
"And can't he like... just slip through the bars..?" Lutzow asks
Luigi shudders in his cage
"Mario..." Luigi mumbles
Scene cuts to underwater
We see Blooper squids swimming in the water, then one suddenly gets sucked into a May-Ray's mouth
We then see Mario and Donkey Kong inside
"So this is the end. Being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls" Donkey Kong says
"Well, at least your brother isn't gonna die because of you" Mario says
Many shipgirls felt that
"Least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke" Donkey Kong says
"Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke, too" Mario says in a sad tone
"Yeah? Well... your dad's right!" Donkey Kong yells
The shipgirls are silent as they facepalm
"I thought he would relate with the daddy problems" Warspite says
"You know what? I feel bad enough. Just- just leave me alone" Mario says
"I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!" Donkey Kong says
"Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey!" Mario yells
"If only he can even find a woman worth smas-" Graf Zeppelin tries to say as Bismarck slaps the back of her head
"Let her cook" Ulrich Von Hutten says as FDG sighs and facepalms
Donkey Kong then smashes things around out of rage
"I...am...more...than a guy...who smashes things!" Donkey Kong yells
"You're not proving your point if you keep on smashing things all over the place" Cleveland says
The Maw-Ray rumbles and roars aka a burp. The pressure from the burp causes Mario and Donkey Kong to find Kong's kart which only has one rocket left
The shipgirls smirk
"Convenient" Scharnhorst says
"Blast your way out, works everytime for me" Rodney says as the Royal Navy shipgirls sigh
Mario and Donkey Kong look at each other and smile
The Maw-Ray is then seen awakening as it jumps out of the water and Donkey Kong and Mario are seen flying out of the creature with the rocket
"That was amazing!" Mario yells
"Now we're even!" Donkey Kong yells back
The duo fly off with the rocket
Scene cuts back to Bowser's castle
A huge magnificent cake is seen a guests are arriving
"KING BOO! Just give me Luigi's mansion.. I beg" Hornet says
"I must admit... that cake looks very good" Queen Elizabeth says
(She really likes cake... understandable though..) The shipgirls thought
King Bob-omb sits down on two Koopa's one of them transforms into a shell and goes back and forth
Some shipgirls chuckle at the detail
Other guests are seen putting gifts. Some Question Blocks, gold, coins, actual presents, and... Yoshi's egg
Other shipgirls gasp at that detail
Scene changes to Peach as she takes a deep breath
Toad enters with a bouquet of flowers
"Princess... I got it!" Toad yells quietly as Peach sighs in relief
"Great job" Peach says
"Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet" Toad says as he gives the bouquet
"It's perfect" Peach says
"What's in the bouquet?" Unicorn asks
(Please be Ice flower) Some shipgirls thought
Peach then walks out as the Wedding March plays
Bowser is seen in his wedding suit
"He actually looks... not bad" August Von Parseval says
Peach gasps as she sees the prisoners. Luigi whimpers
"I'll be sacrificing them in your honor. Lower the prisoners!" Bowser yells
"Bro... uncool... you said you weren't going to hurt them..." Columbia says
"He isn't. The lava is the one that's going to hurt them" Enterprise says
The shipgirls groan as Enterprise tilts her head
"You don't have to be literal with everything..." Belfast says
Luigi trembles as the prisoner's are slowly lowered into the lava
Kamek comes in
"Dearly belove-" Kamek tries to say
Peach punches Kamek
The shipgirls cheer
"Huh?!" Bowser yells
"Drama..." Dry Bones mumbles
The shipgirls laugh
"You really thought I'd marry you?" Peach asks
Bowser is trying to say the word
"Kinda!" Bowser replies
"He's honest. You have to give him that..." Gangut says
"Unlike you communi-" Texas tries to say as Yorktown slaps the back of her head
Texas immediately recovers and looks at Yorktown
"Don't you EVER do that to me again young lady" Texas says
"You know I can just bomb you right? Or order your scrapping?" Yorktown asks
Texas laughs
"Child, listen to me very closely. Firstly, I am the Master of the Art of Anti-Air. Second, you can never scrap me. I'm Texas for God's sake!" Texas states
Yorktown looks down in defeat
(Just like that?) Most of the shipgirls thought
Peach pulls out an Ice Flower hidden in her bouquet
"I'd never marry a monster" Peach says as she uses the ice flower
The ice flower turns her dress blue
"She unfortunately had to let it go" Tirpitz says
Musical instruments are then heard in the theater
"Oh Gods" Bismarck says
"Musical number?" Hood asks
"Ja. You guys heard my theme song already, so I don't have to sing that at least" Bismarck replies
"Let it go, let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go. Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway" Tirpitz sings
Silence in the cinema
"Are you done Lord Tirpitz?" Z46 asks
Tirpitz simply nods
Back to the movie
Bowser makes a shocked/sad face them immediately goes to his normal-self
"Then we are breaking up. Right now!" Bowser yells as he does a flamethrower-like attack
"He certainly recovered from a heartbreak fast" Formidable says
"They were not even together. Peach didn't even know that Bowser called her his 'fiancee'." Ning Hai says while laughing
Peach dodges and launches some of her own attacks which freeze Bowser in place. She then stops the machine that is lowering the prisoners
"That should buy some time" Peter Strasser says
"And all of this because of Peach. The wedding. The disaster within the wedding. Mario and Donkey Kong going to rescue her. Actually where are they?" Ping Hai asks
The guests then try to attack her to no effect
Mario and Donkey Kong are seen riding on the rocket and nearly arriving at the castle
"Your question is answered little sister" Ning Hai says
"They gotta be up there" Mario says
Two Koopa guards are then seen
"Fire!" A Koopa yells as the other guard fires a bullet bill cannon which destroys the rocket
They land on the town in the bottom. Mario then sees MANY Question Blocks being collected
"You wanna do this?" Mario asks
"Yes, I do" Donkey Kong replies
Donkey Kong then gets a missile and throws it like a barrel. It explodes and Mario punches out a flying Question Block. It gives him a Red Mushroom. Mario then kicks another Question Block nearby to Donkey Kong which gives him a Fire Flower
Some shipgirls jawdrop
"SINCE WHEN WAS FLAME KONG A THING!?!" Javelin yells
"He looks so cool.." Ayanami says
"Yes! Fire!" Donkey Kong yells
"Wah-ha!" Mario yells
Donkey Kong and Mario steamroll through the area. The music in the background makes it truly fun
"That's it. I'm playing Mario again after this" Essex says
"This is fun!" Donkey Kong yells
A shell hits Mario
"Ha! Loser!" Donkey Kong yells as he also gets hit by a shell
The shipgirls chuckle
Mario punches another Question Block. He gets the Racoon/Tanooki suit
"Hey, what does this do? Woah!" Mario yells as he tries to control the suit which he gets the hang of almost immediately
Mario and Donkey Kong then fly/climb up toward a chainball anchor
"Cool raccoon suit!" Donkey Kong says
"Really?" Mario asks
"Not at all!" Donkey Kong replies
The shipgirls chuckle again
Scene back to Peach
She tries to hold off Bowser's guests. A Koopa Paratroopa tries to hit her with his spear but Peach catches it
She then lits the bottom of the spear on fire with the lava nearby, then she jumps and throws it to King Bob-omb's fuse. He wakes up and immediately panics
"Poor Bomb.." Unicorn says
Peach lands as she notices that the ice for the machine broke. She tries to stop it again as King Bob-omb gives up on his life and explodes
"Does that count as murder or kamikaze banza-" Bunker Hill tries to say as Essex slaps the back of her head
The prisoners begin to really panic
"Whee!" Lumalee yells as he spins and laughs
"You have some demons and we need to talk about them" Richelieu says
The machine suddenly stops
"Huh?" Luigi asks
Donkey Kong is seen pulling back the machine
"More than just a smasher" Agir says
"Phew!" Cranky Kong says
"Boo..." Lumalee says
The shipgirls have a bruh face
"Just go into the lava yourself stupid" Deutschland says
Luigi tries to hold on onto his cage, but he slips and he screams
Mario then catches him
The girls did not doubt for a second
"Huh?" Luigi asks
"Lu!" Mario yells
"Mario?!" Luigi yells as he laughs
Mario and Luigi then land on the wedding platform
"I told ya! See? As long as we're together, everything is gonna be okay" Mario says as they hug eachother
"So sweet~" Prinz Eugen says
"Unlike you... literally loving a Brit more than me... whatever and whoever makes you more happy I suppose.." Admiral Hipper mumbles
"Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?" Luigi asks as he grabs Mario's suit
"EXCUSE YOU... he's a RACOON!" Zuikaku yells
Donkey Kong then gets the cage of his dad
"Ya did good, kid. Make your pecs dance, you deserve it" Cranky Kong says
"No time now! Definitely later!" Donkey Kong says
"Look at that Character development. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't" Agincourt says
The camera focuses on Bowser who is still trapped in the ice. He opens his eyes and sees Mario and Peach
"Give in to your hate... your rage... your anger.." Ulrich Von Hutten says
The shipgirls facepalm
Bowser breaks his face free
"Launch the Bomber Bill and DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!" Bowser yells in an outraged tone
A Bomber Bill then launches out of a volcano
The shipgirls are silent
"That's not a Bomber Bill" Z46 says
"It's not a bird" Shoukaku says
"It's not a plane either" Illustrious says
"That's a F*CKING NUKE!" Texas yells
"No..." Peach says
Mario then flies up to the Bomber Bill
"Hey, hey... Hey, over here!" Mario yells
He tries attacking it from his side. Then he goes to the front to block it to no effect at all
Mario then spots its eye
"You asked for it!" Mario yells
He approaches the eye and he spins around and hits the eye with using his tail. The Bomber Bill stops a few meters/inches
The Bomber Bill opens the eye that was hit and makes a personal death glare at Mario
"Crisis adverted. But he now has a new problem" Roma says
"Heh. Hello" Mario says
Mario flies away as the Nuk- I mean rocket begins to make chase
Mario accidentally flies into three mushrooms in the Mushroom Forest
"Really?!" Mario yells
He then notices a Pipe
"Won't that send it back to Brooklyn?" Helena asks
"It has to go through the bifrost first though" Bismarck says
The kansens make a bruh face
"Follow me!" Mario yells as he turns to the direction if the pipe
"Come on... little closer..." Mario says
Then he flies over the Bomber Bill
"Mamma Mia!" Mario yells in slow-motion
The shipgirls chuckle
The Bomber Bill goes inside as it explodes the teleport area. It begins to merge worlds
The shipgirls were not expecting this
We then see Mario and Luigi's family trying to eat pancakes as the home suddenly rumbles and shakes
Mario then goes out of the manhole and lands roughly
"Huh? Brooklyn?" Mario asks
"That's bad. Very bad" Hornet says
Spike nearly runs over Mario with his van
Spike then grabs Mario
"Mario? You almost dented my-" Spike tries to yell
Bowser's Kingdom emerges from the pipe, as do several Mushroom world items
"Spike, I get that you need to drive in style but Mario literally has more skill than you do" Edinburgh says
"He has skill issue. The fact that he has no game named after him says a lot" Sheffield says
"Of course the guy is more concerned about denting his van than nearly killing Mario" Takao says as she rolls her eyes
"He can take a hit... I think.. but if Mario did die then that's manslaughter" Ticonderoga says
A mushroom then ruins Spike's van
"Good riddance" The shipgirls say
Toad, Peach, and Donkey Kong are stuck in rubble. Luigi hides in the trash bin
The Super Star lands near Mario as Bowser comes out, glaring at Mario
"MARIO!!!!!" Bowser yells
"Best time to use that star is NOW" Z23 yells
"Better power up little Italian mustache man!" Kirov says
Mario races toward the Super Star but Bowser blocks him
"You want this?" Bowser asks
He brutally grabs Mario by the arm and holds him up. Mario exclaims fearfully. Bowser snarls and gives him a massive sucker punch, sending him flying backwards into a car's windshield
"How powerful are those punches..." Formidable says
"His strength is heavy and powerful.." Howe says
Bowser breathes fire at Mario who dodges the flames
Bowser growls at Mario
"YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER... LIKE ME!!!!" Bowser yells
"Large fire-breathing dragon turtle, you technically ruined the wedding yourself sooo..." Littorio says
With a mighty whack of his tail, Bowser blasts Mario into the Punch-Out Pizzeria
Mario hides behind a chair
"You really thought you could stop ME?! YOU WORTHLESS, WEAK LITTLE NOTHING! COME OUT AND FIGHT! Or are you too SCARED?!" Bowser asks as he receives no response
Bowser cackles at Mario
"Just what I thought" Bowser says
Princess Peach rushes over, jumps into the air in a spinning kick at Bowser, who grunts. Then Donkey Kong bodyslams into Bowser with a punch, knocking Bowser over. This angered Bowser even more. With an enraged bellow, he turns his attention to his attackers and fights back. He knocks Princess Peach, Donkey Kong and Toad off with his arm, then he roars at them before charging at them
Mario is still seen hiding behind in the restaurant, bruises all over
"Mamma mia!" Mario and Luigi say as the TV commercial suddenly turns on
"That's why the Super Mario Brothers are here! To save Brooklyn-- Save Brooklyn-- Brooklyn-- Save Brooklyn--" Mario says in the commercial
"Get up buddy, let's-a go! Brooklyn needs you!" Blucher tries to say in an Italian accent but ends up failing in a comical way
Some shipgirls giggle at the attempt
"Fulfill your destiny, you're literally the chosen one in this universe" Akagi says
Mario continues watching as the commercial ends with Mario with Luigi
Mario stands up. He refuses to go down
"Let's-a go" Mario says quietly
The shipgirls cheer
Mario kicks the door and comes outside, just as Bowser was overpowering Donkey Kong. Bowser punches the ape, grabs him by the throat and lifts him up. He lashes his claws out, preparing to finish him off. But...
"Hey! Leave him alone!" Mario yells
"Mario...?" Luigi asks
Bowser releases Donkey Kong
"You just don't know when to quit!" Bowser yells
"Yeah. I've been told that before" Mario says
"Yep, that's his problem alright" Enterprise says
"Reminds me of you" Belfast says
Enterprise raises her eyebrow
"What do you mean?" Enterprise asks as Belfast giggles to herself and grabs her hand
"Eh?" Enterprise asks
"At least I was there to help you fix that problem. Not saying that it's bad thing, but you certainly made it bad" Belfast says as Enterprise chuckles
"I guess I did.." Enterprise says as she holds hands back with Belfast
Hornet is taking pictures as Yorktown suddenly interrupts
"Just why..." Yorktown says
"C'mon Yorkie, this is literally perfect blackmail material" Hornet says as Yorktown chuckles
(Never change Hornet) Yorktown thought
(These couples really need to get a room) The rest of the kansens thought
"Mario!" Peach yells as she kicks the Super Star with a shell
"The star!" Peach yells
"Would've been more appreciated if it was NEARER" Musashi yells
"NO! THAT'S MINE!!" Bowser yells as he breathes fire at Mario
The screen flashes white
We then see Mario not dead, and Luigi blocking Bowser's fire with a manhole
"Lu..." Mario says
"Finally! Luigi having a moment!" Intrepid yells
"Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together" Luigi says
As the manhole starts to bend due to the heat of the fire, Mario reaches a hand to Luigi, who takes it as the two leap towards the Star, just as Bowser's Fire Breath hits them
"NO!" Peach yells as Bowser laughs
As the smoke clears, it's revealed Mario and Luigi have become invincible. The Super Star music plays in the background
"Bowser has goofed up now" Montpelier says
Bowser tries to stomp the brothers to no avail
"Huh?!" Bower yells
Mario and Luigi send Bowser flying with an uppercut
"He does realize that they're like tanks or battleship guns now right?" Algerie asks
"RIP THEM TO PIECES!" Bowser yells
The Koopas, Spinies, Shy Guys, Hammer Bros, Sledge Bros, Goombas, Buzzy Beatles, Koopa Paratroopas and Piranha Plants follow Bowser's orders and rush towards the Mario Bros. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi nod at each other and split up. A Sledge Bro tries to hit Invincible Mario, but the hammer gets destroyed and Invincible Mario throws the Sledge Bro at the Koopas, while Donkey Kong jumps with Peach and Toad in his arms.
A Shy Guy is jumping on a whimpering Spike as the Dry Bones, Snifit and Hammer Bro watch. Invincible Luigi defeats Dry Bones, uses its shell as a shield to block Hammer Bro's hammers and defeats both the Hammer Bro and Snifit. Invincible Luigi grabs on a Shy Guy's strap, before letting it go, sending the Shy Guy flying.
"Oh, hey, Spike!" Luigi yells as he zooms off and Spike looks up in surprise
"Luigi?!" Spike yells
Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi run side by side and zoom into the Koopa Army, defeating them, the Spinies, Hammer Bros, Piranha Plant, Shy Guys, Buzzy Beetles and Goombas.
"They even did the run!" Essex yells
Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi jump on the Bullet Bills and Paratroopas, defeating them. The scene goes into slow motion as the Mario Brothers' parents are awed by Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi. Time goes back to normal speed as the Piranha Plant traps them both with its jaws, much to the parents' horror... but Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi break free from the Piranha Plant as the Mario Brothers' parents are more awed than
"Mamma mia!" Their father yells
Bowser throws a car at them, once again to no avail, as Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi grab a power line like a trapeze and kick him. Bowser tries to crush them, but Invincible Mario slides underneath him and throws him on the ground. Invincible Luigi headbutts Bowser and uses a mushroom as a trampoline. Invincible Mario uppercuts and bicycle-kicks Bowser as Invincible Luigi throws a block at him, causing the Koopa King to collapse. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi grab Bowser by his tail, spins him around, and tosses him up in the air.
Claps fill the cinema
"Incredible" AL Amagi says
"Outstanding" KC Amagi says
Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi jump up high and punch Bowser, sending him to the ground, causing a giant crack on his castle. Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi front-flip and prepare the finishing double-curb stomp. Bowser attempts to scorch them to death but Invincible Mario and Invincible Luigi break through the fire breath and strike Bowser, destroying his castle in the process. The five main characters (including Mario and Luigi on their normal state after the Super Star's effect wears off) loom over Bowser
"Please make him smaller" Fletcher says
Bowser groans
"Peaches... *chuckles* Uh, listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance" Bowser says
"The worst thing she can say is no" Z46 says
"Ew. No" Peach says
The shipgirls are silent
Then they chuckle
"No, no, no, no-" Bowser tries to say as Peach stuffs the Mini Mushroom in his face causing him to shrink
"Hey! Hey! That is not cool!" Bowser yells in a high-pitched voice
"Now if somebody DOES NOT hit him then we are good and safe" Dunkerque says
"Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom!" Donkey Kong yells as he nudges Luigi, as if he's trying to teach him how it works
"See? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle" Mario says as Peach giggles
"Mario over here with the rizz..." Denver says
"Bowser was trying 'too hard'." Vittorio Veneto says
"Not bad, mustache. And Luigi, you're so brave" Peach says
"Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's kind of my thing" Luigi replies
Most shipgirls giggle to themselves
Mario and Luigi's mother comes in
"Ah, my boys! My heroes!" She yells as she hugs them both
"Wahoo! Mario! You were amazing!" The father says as he laughs
"So they got it all from the dad?" Zara asks
"Maybe" Roma replies
"Thanks, Dad" Mario says
"Ah, bring it in!" Donkey Kong yells as he pulls everyone for a back-breaking hug
Suddenly, the sound of applause sounds out. Everyone turns to see the entire populace, including Mario and Luigi's family, Francis, his owners, and even Spike cheering for Mario and Luigi
"Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers!" Spike yells
"That was a fast change..." Graf Spee says
"Too fast schwester.." Duetschland says
Graf Spee smiles a little
The populace continues to cheer the brothers on
"These are my boys!" Their father yells
"Ha-hey!" Mario yells
"Wahoo!" Giuseppe yells as he again does the jump
(He's definitely the og) Some shipgirls thought
The brothers do their handshake
"Ay!" Mario and Luigi yell
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Donkey Kong strike a pose
"Yes!" Toad says
The five appear in a newspaper with the headline "BROOKLYN SAVED!", tacked onto a bulletin board in Mario's bedroom
Mario is seen waking up at his alarm. He yawns and stretches
'Mr. Blue Sky' plays in the background
Mario and Luigi get dressed, collect their tools and walk out a door into the Mushroom Kingdom, where they now live
"They decided to stay? I mean who wouldn't" Ning Hai says
"Morning!" A Green toad says
"Hello!" A Yellow toad says
Mario and Luigi race each other to a Warp Pipe and jump in. "The Super Mario Bros. Movie" title appears and cuts to black
Most of the shipgirls stand up from their seats and clap
Lumalee drifts into view
"NO NOT YOU" Most of the shipgirls yell as they immediately sit back down
"Now that's a happy ending. Or is it? Because everything's over now" Lumalee says
"YOU! SHUT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU" Illustrious yells as Unicorn holds her hand
"Calm down big sis..." Unicorn says
"And all that's left is you and the infinite void. Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh?" Lumalee asks
"Bud, get some therapy. You need it" Cleveland says
Lumalee pulls out a saxophone and begins to play a jazzy version of the Super Mario Bros. theme
The shipgirls laugh and clap again
Scene cuts to Bowser playing his piano once more
"THIS IS SONG OF THE YEAR. FIGHT ME" Zuikaku yells
No one objects
"Mario, Luigi and a Donkey Kong, too... A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you... Princess Peach, at the end of the line... I'll make you mine! Oh! Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches! Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches! I love you! Oh!" Bowser sings
The lights come on and a blue Toad guard comes in, banging on the birdcage prison of the still tiny Bowser
"Hey! Quiet in there! Light's out, little guy! " A Blue toad yells
"LET HIM COOK" Hood yells
"Hey! You can't treat me like this! Do you know who I am? I am Bow-" Bowser tries to say but sighs
The shipgirls are laughing
"Bowser, you're a pet turtle now" Victorious says
"Where are his rights to play a song..." Ark Royal says
Scene cuts for the final time
In a scene down in the Brooklyn sewers, an egg with green spots lays among the rubble and begins to hatch
"Yoshi!"
The movie ends
"WHAT?!?!" The shipgirls yell
The screen lights back up
"How was the movie?"
"Enjoyable. Fun. Perfection. Not completely perfect but that was so good" Shangri-La says as most of the shipgirls nod
"Well glad you had fun. It's night time now again. So dinner time, and be ready for more reactions tomorrow"
Chapter done, have meme: