Azur Lane reacts to Movies, V...

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The Kansens (shipgirls) from all factions/nations are transported into a theater, where they will watch poss... More

Characters invited
Where are we?
Midway 2019 (Part 1)
Midway 2019 (Part 2)
Midway 2019 (Part 3)
Midway 2019 (Part 4)
Midway 2019 (Final part)
Future plans and next reaction (Please read)
More characters in the future? (Please read)
The next generation of warships (Part 1)
The next generation of warships (Part 2)
The next generation of warships (Final part)
Epilogue surprise/Future reaction plans (Please read)
The ship that would not die
Battle of Tsushima
OUR granny Avrora
Young granny Mikasa
Contain the Bismarck
The Falklands Oversimplified
Devotion (Part 1)
Devotion (Part 2)
Devotion (Part 3)
Devotion (Part 4)/Small Update
Devotion (Final Part)/Future Plans?
Epilogue reflections/Future plans (PLEASE READ)
Cold War Oversimplified (Part 1)
Cold War Oversimplified (Part 2 - First half)
Cold War Oversimplified (Part 2 - Second Half)
How to Atago (#BigSisterEnergy)
HUH!?! TURTLEBAKA ARMOR
WW1 Oversimplified
WW2 Oversimplified - Part 1
WW2 Oversimplified - Part 2
Genshin Impact
Greyhound Battles
Tank Fish: Dead Ahead
Bismarck Sabaton (I have announcement)
Success or Failure? Germany's Navy in WW2
Battleship Final Battle
The New Order
The Great War of Archimedes (Part 1)
The Great War of Archimedes (Part 2)
The Great War of Archimedes (Part 3)
The Great War of Archimedes (Part 4)
The Great War of Archimedes (Final Part)/Future Plans
Epilogue of thoughts/Future plans (PLEASE READ)
Tank Fish: Decaying Winter (Part 1)
Tank Fish: Decaying Winter (Part 2)
Tank Fish: American Blitz
The Chaos Legion of Tank Fish
The Fallen of WW2
Command and Conquer: Red Alert
Command and Conquer: Tiberium
Kantai Collection (Part 1)
Kantai Collection (Part 2)/Message
Kantai Collection (Final Part)
How to Hood/The Kaga Experience
Napoleonic Wars - Oversimplified (Part 1 - First Half)
Napoleonic Wars - Oversimplified (Part 1 - Second Half)
Napoleonic Wars - Oversimplified (Part 2 - First Half)
Napoleonic Wars - Oversimplified (Part 2 - Second Half)
The World of Kaiserreich
Kamen Rider and some trolling
"I am a Pole" The Legend of Piorun
Extra History: Admiral Yi (Parts 1-2)
Extra History: Admiral Yi (Parts 3-4)
Extra History: Admiral Yi (Part 5)
Future/Modern Warships (Part 1)
Future/Modern Warships (Part 2)
Future/Modern Warships (Part 3)
Future/Modern Warships (Final Part)
Therapy Time with Texas (Special)
UNITED STATES OF ARMAMENT
How Nuclear Power Works
High Free Spirit/Voting
All Quiet on the Western Front (Part 1)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Part 2)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Part 3)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Part 4)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Final)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Part 1)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Part 2)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Part 3)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Final)
Epilogue (Update)
Tank Fish: Da Hood
Halo (Part 1 / Update)
Halo (Part 2)
Halo (Final)
The Story of Desmond Doss (Simple History)
OC Gangsta (Part 1)
OC Gangsta (Part 2)
Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Lunch, Drama, Gaming (Special)
Genshin Impact (My Money is Gone)
TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING
Red Baron & Ghost Division (Sabaton)
SCP-3000: Anantashesha
The Pig War - Oversimplified (First Half)
The Pig War - Oversimplified (Second Half)
WEEB POWER | MUSASHI / How to Tirpitz
Tank Fish: Rise of Nations (Parts 1 and 2)
Tank Fish: Rise of Nations (Part 3 and Finale)
Tank Fish: Trenches
What sunk the Moskva (First Half)
What sunk the Moskva (Second Half)
Alter-Versions and QnA (Special)
HMS Formidable Launched Herself
Naval Legends: USS Texas / Voting
The Angry Birds Movie (Part 1)
The Angry Birds Movie (Part 2)
The Angry Birds Movie (Part 3)
The Angry Birds Movie (Part 4)
The Angry Birds Movie (Final)
Transformers 2007 (Part 1)
Transformers 2007 (Part 2)
Transformers 2007 (Part 3)
Transformers 2007 (Part 4)
Transformers 2007 (Final - First Half)
Transformers 2007 (Final - Second Half)
Epilogue: Review, short Beach Episode, etc.
Tank Fish: Space Wars (First Half)
Tank Fish: Space Wars (Second Half)
Life Update and my own Middle-Earth
February the 14th of 2024
Glory 1989 (Part 1)
Azur Lane Cheers
Update w/ Nevada
Tank Fish: Roblox REQUIEM (GONE WRONG)

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Part 4)

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Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list

(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)

- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NTRprise!

- The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Current reaction, Epilogue after this reaction)

- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope)

- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)

- HMS Dreadnought

- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet

- Naval Legends: USS Texas

- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars)

- The Fighting Lady

- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof

- Hacksaw Ridge (Desmond Doss) Yarnhub or Simple History

- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History

- The Pig War, Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)

- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies

- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)

- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes

- What sunk the Moskva

- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood, Infinity Class Supercarrier/Phoenix Class Support Vessel ship breakdown, Templin Institute: Covenant and UNSC

- SCP 3000

- Steven HE

- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls

- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)

- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3

- What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you and Azur Lane Slow Ahead Crack by OC Gangsta

- Venator Class Star Destroyer

- USS William D. Porter

- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri

- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)

- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown

- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)

- Operation Crossroads

- World of Warthunder

- TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING

- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)

- TF2 meet them all

- Max0r Genshin Impact review, An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7), and Project Wingman review

- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor

- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)

- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph

- Arpeggio of Blue Steel

- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)

- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade

- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads

- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore

- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato

- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)

- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark

- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)

- Midway's Forgotten Heroes

- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)

- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene

- The REAL story: Kamchatka

- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)

- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Ghost Division, Coat of Arms, Red Baron, Unkillable Soldier)

- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)

- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)

- Azur Lane META versions

- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event

- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History

- Azur Lane: America

- Joshdub: Storming Area 51

- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)

- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)

- USS Florida: World of Warships

- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)

New characters (you can request):

U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy

USS Wisconsin is a maybe

South Dakota-class maybe

Chapter starts:

The scene changes to Mario

Mario walks down a dark corridor. He exhales as he goes out of it

The Great Ring of Kong is shown, we see many Question Blocks nearby as the Kong audience boos at Mario. Cranky Kong, Peach, and Toad are watching from above. Below the arena, is a long fall which results in going into the water. But it most likely results to death since its a very very long drop

"That's a lot of monke's..." Laffey says

"There's absolutely no way that Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong's son..." Essex says

A roar is heard from the other side of the arena. Donkey Kong is seen crawling running

"Here he comes!" Montpelier yells

Donkey Kong arrives

"Here, here here, here we go. DK. Donkey Kong" The singer says as we see Donkey Kong with two DK barrels and smashing them together

"DK RAP" The Essex-class shipgirls yell

"DK. Donkey Kong"

"I am DK. D'm Donkey Kong" Donkey Kong rhythmically says as he flexes his arm muscle

"This beat is kinda disgusting..." Albacore mumbles as Ticonderoga slaps the back of her head

"Yeah! We love you!" A kid Kong yells as the Kongs cheer

"Oh, yeah! Hi, Dad! Hi!" Donkey Kong yells

"No, no! Don't do that!" Cranky Kong yells back

"Dad, wave back!" Donkey Kong yells while showboating

"Enough with the showboating!" Crankey Kong yells, Peach is seen making a face in the background

 Most of the shipgirls laugh at this

"What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for! Dancing pecs!" Donkey Kong says

More laughs

"Okay, simmer down. I said, simmer down!" Cranky Kong yells

Some one is still cheering

"DK! DK! DK!" ??? yells

"That means you, Diddy Kong!" Cranky Kong yells as he points

"D-- Sorry" Diddy Kong says as he sits down

Dixie Kong shakes her head

The shipgirls who know Diddy and Dixie scream and clap from the scene

"Amazing" Javelin says

"Had to bring him in at some point and I'm glad it showed" Ayanami says

"Now, since I want this fight to last more than five seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome, Mario" Cranky Kong says

"Good luck Mario, even though I know you're going to get absolutely wrecked" Pennsylvania says in a deadpan tone

"I don't need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body!" Donkey Kong says as he gets into a stance and growls

"Number One, get a power up. Number Two, make sure its a good one even though Mario doesn't know every power up. Number Three, either get destroyed or defeat Kong" Soryu says

Mario laughs nervously as he looks at Peach who nods at him. Mario exhales

"All right..." Mario says to himself

Mario and Kong then charge at each other

"Or he could just go for the offensive and die immediately" Hiryu says as Soryu facepalms

Mario then jumps and goes for a punch, but Kong simply grabs him and begins punching and slapping him all over

"Oh!" Peach yells

"Oh, my-- Okay" Toad says as he almost turns away

"Mario, WHY would you go after him if you don't even have a power up! This is illogical to the highest degree..." Gneisenau says

"He'll use his brain and his braincells eventually" Scharnhorst says

"Not that he really has any since he always goes after Peach and not Pauli-" Musashi says as Yamato slaps the back of her head

"Guess you're not getting my army!" Cranky Kong says

Kong then throws Mario up in the air and does a Double Jump Kick attack. Mario nearly falls of

Some of the shipgirls chuckle

"Oh that's just brutal.." Belfast says

"He's still fine and good. One of the worst things he can get is a blue mushroom" Denver says

"Is this what you came for?! Donkey Kong asks

"I love you, DK!" Fanboy Kong yells

Mario crawls back up

"Hi, Dad! Love you!" Donkey Kong yells as Mario sees a power up

Mario sets his eyes on the Question Block and runs toward it. Kong hears footsteps behind him and sees Mario running

"It is on like Donkey Kong!" Donkey Kong yells as he jumps and pounds the ground, but Mario slides and dodges

"Of course he would say that" Bunker Hill says

Mario hits the Question Block and he gets a Blue Mushroom

"You're about to pick on someone your own size" Mario says as he consumes it

"Doesn't the Blue Mushroom make him smaller?" Mutsu asks while tilting her head

(DAMN YOU DENVER) Some shipgirls thought

"DON'T EAT THAT" Nagato yells

"Imagine all the power ups are Bl-" Takao tries to say as Zuikaku slaps the back of her head

The Kongs gasp as Mario charges again

Kong then looks down to see an ant-size Mario

Mario stops charging and looks at himself

"I guess he got the wrong mushroom" Cranky Kong says to Peach

Kong goes down to Mario and chuckles

The shipgirls laugh

Mario chuckles nervously as he runs for his life. Peach also gets nervous. Kong nearly smashes Mario, time and time again

"He really wants to kill the small SMALL guy..." Roma says

Kong then smashes with both hands as Mario flies up. Kong gets him, and he hits Mario with his finger which sends him back flying to Kong's gate and Mario reverts back to normal size

Kong then rolls into a ball and charges for Mario

"Get up, Mario!" Peach yells as Kong continues rolling

Mario then goes back to his senses and dodges Kong in time. He hits the metal bar as Kong quickly comes back and throws a barrel at him

Mario grabs a rope to dodge and goes to another area. Mario quickly punches another Question Block as it reveals a Fire Flower

"YES, FIRE MARIO" Hammann yells excitedly

Some of the other shipgirls cheer that they will see Fire Mario

Donkey Kong blows the flame away

The shipgirls are silent as they stop cheering

"GOD DANG IT!" The Cleveland-class yell

"Damn you bi-" Hammann tries to say as Yorktown headbonks

"My cute little Hammann will not be saying that" Yorktown says as she squishes Hammann's cheeks while Hammann pouts

"Mario... how do we say this... you're pretty much f*cked even though there are like many other power ups in there" Vestal says

Mario then rage screams and punches and kicks Donkey Kong to little effect

Donkey Kong then grabs Mario's last punch, and brings him back up to the main bar. Donkey Kong then continues to beat Mario's life out of him

"Had enough?" Donkey Kong asks

"Not on your mothe-" Victorious tries to say as Illustrious slaps the back of her head

"Not...even...close" Mario replies

"He can do this all day" Warspite says

Kong then gets enraged by this, and he punches Mario which sends him up flying in the sky

(How is he even still alive?) The shipgirls thought

"Mario!" Peach yells in slow motion

"The classic Peach 'Mario!'." Hornet yells as she laughs

"It's-a-me..." Mario replies in slow motion

Laughs fill the cinema

"There's another one!" Z23 yells

"The box!" Peach yells

Mario then notices the Question Block nearly in front of him

"Come on! Get it baka!" Admiral Hipper yells

"Third time's the charm!" Formidable yells

Mario nearly falls, but he grabs the ledge of the Brick Block, then he punches the Question Block

Cat Mario is revealed as he makes a superhero landing. Then he begins to lick and purr

The shipgirls are silent

Then they chuckle and do 'awws'

"It's something... but cats of all things..." Ulrich Von Hutten says

"Donkey Kong is the one who's getting beat up now!" Blucher yells while chuckling

We then hear the Kong's 'aww'. We see Pixie Kong, Diddy Kong, and Chunky Kong together

"He looks adorable" Toad says as Peach chuckles

"He really does" Peach says

Mario then stops doing what a cat does

"Oh, wha-- I'm a cat?!" Mario asks

"And don't change because you look adorable!" Blucher says

(You're more adorable than he is...) The kansens thought

"You got the cat box! Oh, my-- Ah! Oh, I'm sorry... I'm sorry. Okay... Now you die" Donkey Kong says as Mario looks at him with a deadpan expression

"Does... does he know what the cat does or did he forget nya?" Akashi asks

"Hammann and Akashi... on a scale of 1-10.. how would you rate Donkey Kong's survivability?" Prince of Wales asks

"0.5 nya" Akashi replies

"Uh... 0" Hammann replies

Donkey Kong tries to punch Mario, but he immediately ducks

"Huh. I'm a cat!" Mario says

Donkey Kong tries to hit Mario 6 times, then Mario pulls out the claws and scratches Kong

"Meow" Mario says

The shipgirls laugh

"NO! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT" Hammann yells

"But he did, so live it with it. You're also a cat anyways so you shouldn't complain" Enterprise says as Hammann pouts

Mario then proceeds to destroy Donkey Kong until he climbs the bar and gets away to his barrels

Donkey Kong then proceeds to throw them onto Mario, but Mario reverses the third one back at him

The shipgirls laugh, some of them are screaming on the inside out of joy

Mario then proceeds to scratch him many times

"That's bound to leave a mark nya" Akashi says

"Woo-hoo!" Toad yells as Mario proceeds to climb up

Mario then charges down onto Donkey Kong

The force of the attack breaks the metal bar and 2 layers of brick block's below them before they land on the final layer

"My goodness" Some shipgirls say

"Awesome" Other shipgirls say

Mario pants as he prepares for more attacks

"Had enough?" Mario asks

Donkey Kong quickly gets back up and tries to hit Mario

"Not...even...close" Donkey Kong replies

Donkey Kong tries hitting Mario and begins to topple back as he almost falls down below the arena, but Mario grabs him by the tie

"I'll take that as a yes" Mario says

Donkey Kong falls forward and Mario leaps onto him

"K.O.!!" Some shipgirls yell

"Cool way to beat Kong, makes alotta sense and it kinda reminds me of Super Smash Bros. Fun stuff" Cleveland says

(Thank God that Takao didn't jinx it) Other shipgirls thought

The crowd goes wild as they cheer and chant for Mario

"Yes! That's my best friend!" Toad yells proudly

"Mario! Mario! Mario!" The Kongs chant

Peach smirks at Cranky Kong

"Yeah, yeah..." Cranky Kong says as he returns the grin

"Ayo" Some shipgirls say

"DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA OR ELSE YOU GO TO JAIL" Enterprise yells

Scene changes to a hut

Peach gives Mario an ice pack for his bruises

"That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless, and you just kept getting back up? You just don't know when to quit!" Peach says

"Huh... Well, never thought of that as a good thing" Mario says

"It's a great thing" Peach says back

"Sometimes it can also be a bad thing" Kaga says

"Thanks. I-" Mario tries to say as Donkey Kong suddenly interrupts

"I let him win, just for the record" Donkey Kong says

"Really, though? Why would you do that?" Mario asks

"You want to know why? It's mind your own business, that's why!" Donkey Kong yells as he tosses a barrel at Mario who dodges in time

Some shipgirls laugh

"And just for the record, Mario could've let you fall" AL Amagi says

"He's so childish~" Akagi says

"Like you and me when we were younger?" Kaga asks

"Exactly" Akagi replies

AL Amagi is proud

Mario gives the ice pack back to Peach

"All right, giant monkey" Mario says as he approaches Donkey Kong

"Enough! Get inside!" Cranky Kong yells as he breaks the argument

Two guards stand by outside to guard the hut

Inside, Cranky Kong has a world map displayed on a wall

"We've located Bowser's ship. He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown. Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut" Cranky Kong states

"We beat him there and ambush him!" Peach says

"That's what he was getting to..." Avrora says

"Yeah, I know. That's why, we're gonna need karts!" Cranky Kong says

Scene changes to a Kart factory

"Mario Kart... oh this is awesome" Columbia says

"How many times are we going to say this throughout the rest of the movie?" Fletcher asks

"Too many to count" Arizona replies

We see the Kong army preparing their Karts as Cranky Kong and the rest of the gang arrive

"Well, what are you waiting for? Pick your karts!" Cranky Kong yells as the trio leave

"Y E S. Build your kart!" Javelin yells

'Thunderstruck' begins to play

Mario, Peach and Toad select differing vehicles

"They even get to build them like in the game... incredible and awesome.." Z46 says

Mario is seen with the standard kart while Peach on a motorcycle

"Dope" The shipgirls say

Toad is then seen with a LARGE SUV and he revs it multiple times

Some shipgirls laugh

"Compensating for much?" Mikasa asks

The gang then meets up with the rest of the Kong army with their karts. Kong then pulls up to Mario in a kart with two large rockets

"I hate you" Donkey Kong says

"The feeling's mutual, dear" Hood says

Some shipgirls laugh

"To the Mushroom Kingdom, and the biggest fight of our lives. Here...we...go!" Peach yells

The group speeds off the factory with their karts

Scene smoothly transitions to Bowser putting on a white top hat menacingly

"Don't tell me that's his oath ski- I mean wedding suit..." Enterprise says

Camera then zooms out to Bowser holding a bouquet of Piranha Plants and looking a little nervous

Most shipgirls cover their mouth from that, trying not to laugh and giggle

"Kill me now please. But don't even try it, because I can kill you first" Texas says in a deadpan tone

"This story is definitely Beauty and the Beast but reversed..." Richelieu says

"It's not gonna happen Bowser" Essex says, laughing out loud

"Like how you're never gonna be with a certain Comma-" Bunker Hill tries to say as Intrepid slaps the back of her head

"Princess Peach... Here we are... I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his shell" Bowser says as chuckles

The shipgirls dramatically fall from their chairs

"WHY THE PUN" They all yell

"Why would he want to give Peach flowers that could possibly kill her?" Agincourt asks

"He's Bowser" Deutschland replies

The Piranha Plants begin to snap fiercely. Bowser throws them to the ground and stomps them to silence

The shipgirls laugh

Bowser fixes his bowtie

"Let's rule the world. Together. Forever. Will you marry me?" Bowser asks

Bowser is shown to be practicing his proposal with Kamek in a Peach costume

"Oh, yes!" Kamek replies and takes his finger

The shipgirls laugh more

"Kamek actually enjoys it..." Arizona says

"It's called dedication to a job" Columbia says back

A Koopa general with a blue, winged and spiked shell enters

"Ahem" The Koopa Paratroopa General says

"What?!" Bowser and Kamek yell

"We have found the princess and the mustachioed human. He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong army" The Koopa Paratroopa General replies

"So, like, Peach was super impressed?" Bowser asks

"It appears so, yes. They are heading toward the secret passage!" The Koopa Paratroopa General replies again

"Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh? Two can play at that game" Bowser says

Scene cuts to Mario, Peach, Toad and the Kongs racing through the jungle. Mario sees the road up ahead leads to a ramp

"Um... No one panic, but the road is about to end!" Mario yells

"Well then, you better step on the gas and buckle up!" Cranky Kong yells back as he laughs

"Go fast and furious, Mario!" Unicorn says

Mario then presses on the gas and begins to speed up crazy, he passes everyone else and is the first to jump off

The group rides up the ramp and soars through the clouds, landing on the Rainbow Road

Most shipgirls clap

"Rainbow road.." Z23 says

"If only we can be apart.. of this universe... or go there for a while..." Laffey says

Mario then laughs

"Wahoo!" He yells

"Is there anything like this in your world?" Peach asks

"What?!" Mario yells, not hearing Peach due to the car

"Is there anything like this in your world?!" Peach yells back as Mario laughs

"No... We don't drive on rainbows" Mario replies

"What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?" Peach asks

The shipgirls are silent

"We'll let Mario do the talking for this one" Vittorio Veneto says

"No, no. They're usually pets" Mario replies

"No way!" Peach says

"Yeah! Come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle" Mario says as Peach giggles

"Maybe I will" Peach says

Kong then comes by beside Peach and ruins the moment

"Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!" Donkey Kong yells

"It is painful, glad you came to ruin it" Deutschland says as some shipgirls sigh

"Just- I was trying to be nice" Mario says

"You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!" Donkey Kong says

"Do you have a girlfriend Kong?" Bunker Hill asks

"I think he does sis" Shangri-La says

Toad also comes by, beside Mario

"Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!" Toad yells

"Guys! Enough!" Peach yells

"All right, all right" Kong says as both he and Toad back away

In his castle, Bowser looks down from his binoculars and he growls at the sight of Mario near Peach

(Definitely jealous and not happy) The shipgirls thought

The Koopa army is then seen in their own karts from a cliff that overlooks the Rainbow Road.

"Attack! Go, go!" A Koopa yells

"I would often play as Bowser, so this is kinda fitting" Texas says

The Army then approach from beside and behind the Kong army. They are seen with many weapons, one of the karts fire a cannon which launches a green shell. The shell knocks out many of the Kong karts

"Yes! The shells! Let me see bananas next!" Blucher yells

"I'm going to go bananas just from you screaming..." Ulrich Von Hutten says as FDG slaps the back of her head

"It's an ambush!" Peach yells

A Koopa is then seen with a Bob-omb, but his kart gets pushed by Cranky Kong

"Defensive positions!" Cranky Kong yells to his men

The Kong karts are seen fighting back, one of them has a cannon that launches bananas at the Koopa's which sends them slippering

The shipgirls cheer and laugh

A big Koopa kart with a jaw-like front enters the road

"Again, compensating for the height? I get that you guys are short but-" Hornet tries to say as Enterprise slaps the back of her head

"Mario! You're a dead man!" A Koopa Paratroopa General yells

Multiple roads are then seen

"Pick a road, any road will be fine" Ayanami says

"Split up!" Mario yells as the General goes after Mario

"Mario!" Peach yells

The rest of the army goes in different roads

Mario is then seen drifting is kart to avoid death, then he notices another road then drifts onto that one

"Ha-ha!" Mario yells as the General snarls at him

"Nice moves" Hiryu says

Mario then sees the road turn spiral. The anti-gravity activates in his wheels

"That would be absolutely terrifying.." Graf Spee says

"Whoa!" Mario yells

The General sees an opportunity, and fires two bullet bills at Mario. Mario then gets blown out of his kart, but he lands in another road in a Koopa motorycle

Mario then rams the motorcycle onto another kart as it crashes. Mario then gets on the kart as he hops on a Koopa and he turns into a shell, he then throws a shell into the Koopa kart behind him and it explodes

The shipgirls cheer once more

"He's such a natural at this" Tirpitz says

"And we love it, he's a quick learner" Bismarck says

The Koopa General is seen again behind Mario. In another road, Toad is being chased and Peach absolutely wrecks two Koopa's

"They really thought they had a chance" Howe says as she giggles

One of them however, fires a bullet bill which destroys the bridge below. The bridge Toad is in

Toad is unable to stop his kart, it falls and he screams

"I'm too cute to die!" Toad yells as he falls off

The shipgirls tense a little

Peach deactivates her anti-gravity and catches Toad. She activates her glider and lands on the other side of the broken road

"That is how you princess!" Toad yells

"Holy Moly well done!" Rodney yells while clapping

"What a save, she's too good" Victorious says

Back to Mario, the Koopa Paratroopa General catches up to his kart and it begins to crush it

"Time to die, Mario!" The General yells as his kart destroys Mario's kart

The General cackles loudly, but little does he know, Mario survived and he latched on to the General's kart

Mario climbs up to the seat

"Huh?" The General asks as he stops cackling

Mario jumps at his head and he lands on Donkey Kong's kart

"See ya!" Donkey Kong yells as he fires one of his kart's rockets

"No!" The Koopa Paratroopa yells

The rocket makes impact as the General's kart explodes

"SO that's what those things do?!" Albacore yells

"Teamwork makes the dream work" Soryu says

"We're just really watching characters die.." Shoukaku says

"They're Koopa's big sis, they don't matter" Zuikaku says

"They're expendable my junior" Akagi says

"Woo-hoo! Ha-ha! Yeah!" Mario and Toad yell

"You... can't escape me!" The General says as he walks out of the fire

"What?" Mario asks

"Blue shell!" The Koopa Paratroopa yells

Some shipgirls eyes widen

"NOT BLUE SHELL" Texas yells

"OF COURSE... it's Blue Shell for last..." Ticonderoga says

The Koopa general tucks in his body and flies toward Mario and Donkey Kong's kart. He spins around them and slams straight down, shattering the kart and the Rainbow Road beneath them. Mario and Donkey Kong fall as Peach and Toad continue to make their escape

"Okay, that was cool..." Shinano says

"That was quick.." Atago says

"No! No, Mario..." Peach says

The Kong Army stops at the broken section of the road

"Ah! No! No...!" Cranky Kong yells

More Koopas arrive in flying Koopa Clown Cars and carry the Kongs toward Bowser's castle

"Get your clown claws off of me!" Cranky Kong yells

Bowser makes a villain laugh from his castle

"Goodbye, Mario" Bowser says

"We have to get home!" Peach yells

The shipgirls are silent

"Bowser, do you really think Peach would want to be with you after all of that?" Hood asks

Peach and Toad continue driving as Mario and Donkey Kong continue falling. Donkey Kong throws debris at Mario

"Hey! This is your fault!" Donkey Kong yells

"My fault?! You're the one who-" Mario tries to yell back

Some of the shipgirls chuckle

"Really guys? Right now?" Montpelier asks

"Stop talking! I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your-" Donkey Kong tries to yell but they crash into the ocean

Donkey Kong is then knocked unconscious by a wheel

"Karma, b*tch!" Pennsylvania yells a Texas slaps the back of her head

Mario manages to bring him up to the surface. A large creature closes its jaws beneath them

The girls shiver from that, except the submarines

"Huge fishy" Albacore says

Donkey Kong regains consciousness

"Mario... You saved my life" Donkey Kong says

"Yeah, well... I won't tell anyone" Mario says

"Good, please don't" Donkey Kong says

The shipgirls laugh

"It's the way how he said that" Queen Elizabeth says while chuckling

"Okay... Uh... Did you just...feel something?" Mario asks as they feel rumbling beneath them

The creature from earlier, an eel-like Maw-Ray, rises up out of the water behind them as it opens up its jaw

Mario and Donkey Kong yell

"Swim!" Donkey Kong yells

The Maw-Ray closes its jaws around them

The screen turns black

"'The End' I guess" Enterprise says as Hornet slaps the back of her head

"More like very short-lived" Hornet says


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