Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NTRprise!
- The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Current reaction)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope, MAYBE after Super Mario Bros OR maybe not)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars)
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Hacksaw Ridge (Desmond Doss) Yarnhub or Simple History
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- The Pig War, Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood, Infinity Class Supercarrier/Phoenix Class Support Vessel ship breakdown, Templin Institute: Covenant and UNSC
- SCP 3000
- Steven HE
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you and Azur Lane Slow Ahead Crack by OC Gangsta
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- USS William D. Porter
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all (maybe to be accepted)
- Max0r Genshin Impact review, An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7), and Project Wingman review
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
- BikMCTH (maybe to be accepted)
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Ghost Division, Coat of Arms, Red Baron, Unkillable Soldier)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
USS Wisconsin is a maybe
South Dakota-class maybe
Chapter starts:
The scene continues
Mario gasps softly as he finds himself in the Mushroom Forest. Structures floating in midair are seen in the distance. Red, orange, and blue mushrooms are all around... all with different shapes and sizes
As Mario approaches a small blue mushroom, a small mushroom-capped person jumps out of nowhere
"DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, YOU'LL DIE!" Toad yells
Mario screams from the jumpscare and falls to the ground
Some of the girls got jumpscared by that, the others just laugh
"So first mushrooms... now mushroom people.. Mario might have a heart attack" Enterprise says
"Like how you have a heart attack everytime you see Belfast and lemo-" Hornet tries to say as Yorktown slaps the back of her head
Toad then takes a closer look at the blue mushroom
"Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine" Toad says as he chuckles and pats the blue mushroom
"That's a little mushroom.. man. A little mushroom man, talking to me" Mario says, slowly backing away from the ground
"Pleased to meet you! I'm Toad!" Toad says as he goes closer to Mario
Toad then walks away with his gear
"Uhh, Mario" Mario says as he gets up
A biddybuds walk by and Mario quickly runs away to follow Toad
"So this is, uh... this is, this is not a dream?" Mario asks
Toad whacks Mario's right arm with his walking stick, causing him to exclaim in pain
"Auch" Some shipgirls say
Others laugh
"That hurt, right?" Toad asks
"YES!" Mario replies
"Definitely not a dream" Toad says as Mario keeps following
"Then, it's... this place is..." Mario says
"The Mushroom Kingdom!" Toad says
"Mushrooms. Really? Now that is a cruel twist of fate" Mario says
"I always thought Mario lived in the Kingdom but apparently not.." Z46 says
Bramballs then come by, creature with long legs made of vines
"Hello" Mario says
The Bramball continues on
"Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody. Uh my brother, in fact. He looks exactly like me, but tall, and skinny, and green. See, last time I saw him, he was falling through a pipe. It was foggy and I believe there was lava-" Mario tries to say as they walk through the forest
Toad then gasps
"Uh, that is not good. Umm... Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands. They're under Bowser's control" Toad says, whispering when he gets to 'Bowser'
"Bowser?" Mario asks
"He's the most evil, wretched creature alive" Toad replies
"Bowser is one greedy son of a gun, but he's likable as well" Essex says
Toad sticks his walking stick into a mushroom and pulls himself and Mario up
"I'm taking you to see the princess. She can help. She can do anything!" Toad says proudly
"The only thing that Princess is good at is being kidna-" Prince of Wales tries to say but Howe slaps the back of her head
"She can defend herself sister, but yes she does get kidnapped a lot" Howe says
"Princess?" Mario asks
He then gasps as he sees a magnificent white and red castle on top of a hill as its surrounded by a large town nearby
"Come on, Mario! Our big adventure begins now!" Toad yells
"Hang on, Luigi" Mario says
Mario and Toad then jump across the mushrooms toward the town and the castle
The shipgirls are in awe
"It really feels like an adventure, the music helps too" Agincourt says
"And Mario has quite adjusted to this 'wonderland' so far" King George V says
Scene cuts to the Dark Lands in a dark forest. Luigi gets up from the ground and he gets his cap and then gets his bag of tools
He then opens his flashlight
"Mario? Mario? Where are you?" Luigi asks in an almost whispering tone
A branch snags him, then he almost falls into a lava stream, but he steps on a stone and bumps into a tree
Then he gets attacked by bats and he drops his flashlight, but he grabs it and continues
"Poor Luigi" Blucher says
"This is definitely going to be some sort of horror scene" Prinz Eugen says
He hears something, then for a moment he sees a Dry Bones but it disappears
"Oh god, this is definitely not the place Luigi should be but I guess it could help him with his fears a little" Algerie says
"Or make them more worse" Admiral Hipper says
The flashlight for a moment then turns off and doesn't work. Luigi hits it for a few times then it turns back on
Only for Luigi to see the Dry Bones in front of him and attacks him
Luigi drops his tools and flashlight and runs away as fast as he can. The Dry Bones chases after him. Luigi looks at it, but he hits a branch and flies back toward the Dry Bones which dismantles him
Some girls sigh in relief
"That's good" Ark Royal says
"No it isn't Ark Royal-sama" Belfast says
"Oh.. Ha, ha! Yes! You just got a-Luigi'd!" Luigi yells as he gets the head of Dry Bones which the cap is on which Luigi gets back
Dry Bones then comes back to life and reassembles
"These guys are practically immortal.. unless they fall into lava or you use other methods" Unicorn says
Luigi is more scared, and more Dry Bones come out of the forest and the ground. They all chase Luigi
"Damn these guys are hungry for his flesh" Scharnhorst says as Graf Zeppelin slaps the back of her head
The Dry Bones chase him to a fortress, he passes through a ruined bridge as the Dry Bones almost chase him
"I can watch this all day" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"Great, now I'm imagining a Luigi's Mansion movie" Hornet says
Hundreds more Dry Bones are seen in the distance, trying to chase the fleeing Luigi. He enters into the fortress and locks the gate shut
"He's still screwed isn't he?" Hiryu asks
"He had to do something" Akagi says
Just when he thought he was safe, a group of Shy Guys and a Snifit stand in the stairs behind the shadows. Luigi screams in the dark
"When you try your best, but you don't succeed" Sheffield says
Scene changes to the Mushroom Kingdom's town of Toads
"This way, Mario! The princess lives right on that hill!" Toad says as he leads Mario through the city
We see a few toads punching coin blocks and getting their coin piles
"Excuse me, everybody, coming through. Got a big adventure happening right now. Just clear a path for us. If I could just... excuse me..." Toad says
Toad accidentally pushes a Green toad which drops its coin, Mario then picks up the coin and gives it to a Red toad
"Here you go" Mario says
"Excuse me, everybody, coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!" Toad yells as he turns to Mario
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine. Chanterelle!" Toad says
"What a way to clear a path" Dunkerque says while laughing
"Morning!" Chanterelle says
"Nice to see ya, bud!" Toad says as a Yellow toad passes by while carrying a Cheep Cheep fish
We see an Antiques store nearby
"Does this thing work?" A Yellow toad asks
"Yes, works great. Eh, you just have to blow into it." An Antiques toad replies
Scene changes to a Lift area
"And, up we go" Toad says
"Wait, up?" Mario asks as he gets on the platform
The platform then takes them up. The gate opens in front of them, Mario follows Toad on a moving platform. Toad hops onto the next platform, Mario missed the jump but grabbed onto the edge. Mario gets up and breaths heavily, before running after Toad
The shipgirls are silent yet amazed
"Those seem deadly..." Yat Sen says
"And they just float and move... like... how..?" Georgios Averof asks
"When it comes to the Mario Bros. universe, don't question the logic. Just have fun" Cleveland replies
Toad continues running through the kingdom, and whistles to Mario, who was waving at a Green toad. Mario gets of the rising platform and follows him onto bricks that float above with small spaces in between Mario tries not to fall and he pants
"Woah! kay, so these bricks are just floating here? Uh..." Mario says
"Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way!" Toad says as we see some clear pipes nearby
"Oh" Mario says
"It's the only way to fly, man. Woo!" Toad yells in the pipes
"Just like that; fast travel?" Texas asks
"Just like that" Hammann replies
"Oh, wow! Love these pi-" Mario tries to say as he gets dragged in by the pipe
Mario yelps and he moves across the clear pipe. He hits every corner while Toad was having a smooth ride
The shipgirls laugh as they watch Mario suffering
"Woo!" Toad yells
Toad gets out of the pipe which is red from another end, then he jumps into a blue pipe
Mario comes out next, but he doesn't see Toad and he gets confused on which pipe he jumped on
He gets in the pipe in the middle which is green, and he comes out of another pipe nearby which is now color blue
"Huh?" Mario asks himself
Mario tries the red pipe nearby but he is now where he was. He charges through another pipe but it leads to a pipe which is on repeat. He goes to the red pipe which leads him beside the pipe was supposed to go through
"Cool" Some shipgirls say
The camera zooms out for the audience to see even more pipes, going in very different directions
"Ah, come on!" Mario yells
The shipgirls laugh some more
"How do you even navigate all of that nya? It's like a sewer nya!" Akashi yells
"Maybe we should dump you into the sewer..." Mutsu mumbles to herself
Some of the shipgirls hear this and giggle to themselves
The scene changes to Mario finally coming out of the correct pipe at the top of the hill
"My god he looks so worn out" Victorious says while chuckling
"Ohhh..." Mario says to himself as he tumbles onto the ground
"Here we are! Palace doors. Bing bang boom!" Toad says
Mario gets up and straightens his hat as he stares in awe at the castle
"Come on! Woo!" Toad yells
"Imagine the scene suddenly becomes slow when he sees the princess" Prince of Wales says
"Like when you see Prinz Eu-" King George V tries to whisper
Prince of Wales goes for a slap to King George V but she catches her hand and slaps her back
"Ow..." Prince of Wales says while rubbing her cheek
"NO slapping your big sister" King George V says
"Woah..." Mario says quietly as he chases after Toad
"Pretty impressive, am I right?" Toad asks as the duo walks over the bridge
Two guards then block the way with their weapons
"Hold it right there, you two!" A Blue toad guard yells
"Oh, hey. I need to see... the princess! It's an emergency!" Mario says
The two guards look at each other then back at Mario
"What princess?" Blue toad guard asks
"I've never heard of any princess" Yellow toad guard says
"Oh wait, I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle!" Blue toad guard says
The shipgirls have a deadpan expression
"Do they really think they aren't fooling anyone with their no-nose look-alike faces?" Zara asks
"Oh yeah, that's right" Yellow toad guard says
"You should try another castle, maybe. She ain't in this one" Blue toad guard says
The two guards then bang their weapons together like a fistbump
The shipgirls facepalm
"Huh?" Mario asks
"Okay, so they're messing with you. And... I don't like it" Toad says as he takes out his pan and stances it like a weapon
Then he screams a battle cry
Texas shivers from the sight
"He's violent?" Roma asks
Some of the shipgirls laugh
Toad then somehow places all of his camping cooking equipment down in a second
Mario is in confusion
The shipgirls are in confusion
"What do you guys, um... What do you wanna eat? Anything, anything your hearts desire" Toad says as he is cooking for the two guards
The shipgirls laugh
"Nice" Columbia says as she pops her bubblegum
"That is just great!" Littorio yells while slowly clapping
"Go" Toad whispers to Mario
"I am ready to scramble it up" Toad says as he gives bowls to the hungry guards
Mario sneaks into the castle but two guards are seen laughing
Mario walks by and salutes, the guards stop laughing and salute too
But they notice something was wrong
"Hey! Intruder!" The Green toad guard yells
Mario runs through the hallway
"Stop him!" The Green toad guard yells
"Intruder!" The Purple toad guard yells
"Stop him! After him! Go! Stop him!" The rest of the toad guards yell
"That went well" U-47 says
Scene changes to the council of Toads
They gather around a hologram that opens from the ground. It shows the world map, displaying all the islands. Including Bowser's castle ship
"Council, your attention. Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our kingdom. Its power will make him invincible. We will be destroyed" The Toad General says
"Not if the main character can stop him!" Zuikaku yells
"Which he will.." Ayanami says
All the toads gasp as a green toad faints in the stairs
"Princess! What are we gonna do?" Yellow Council Toad asks
"I will not let him hurt you" Princess Peach says as she stands up from her throne and walks down the stairs
"Oh great, it's the b*tch that always gets kidnapped" Bunker Hill says as Ticonderoga slaps the back of her head
"Why isn't she a queen if there's no other ruler?" Queen Elizabeth asks
"It's either tradition, or there's no real reason to give her the title 'Queen' since... she's already the highest ranking person there is so what's the point? The only reasons if she ever wants to be queen is for more power or just because why not" Hood replies
"We are going to stop Bowser" Princess Peach says
"How? Look at us. We're adorable!" The Yellow Council Toad says as he makes a puppy face along with the others in the background
Some of the girls chuckle
"Yes you are!" Blucher says
"I'm going to convince the great Kong army to help us. Together, we'll annihilate that monster!" Princess Peach states
"Their mad king doesn't make alliances! The Kongs will never agree!" The Toad General says back
"I mean, what choice do you have little guy" Ark Royal says
"I can convince him. I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom in the morning" Princess Peach says as she begins to leave the room
"With Mario of course~ Wink wink~" Prinz Eugen says
"Good luck, princess. For all our sakes" The Toad General says
"How do these very little guys have deep voices. First the Penguin King and now this little dude" Gangut says
Princess Peach walks through the halls, thinking to herself, until she hears foot steps. From her point of view, Mario appears, making another sloppy turn, and dashes towards her. Everything goes in slow-motion as Mario becomes glad to have found her. Peach stares at him in awe
"Princess!" Mario yells in slow motion
"Oh wow~ Love at first sight~" Prinz Eugen says
"Hey schwester" Blucher says
"Yes?" Prinz Eugen asks
"Is that how you see Wales?" Blucher asks
Prinz Eugen turns red and turns away
"W-what do you mean~?" Prinz Eugen asks, trying to keep herself together
Blucher looks at Admiral Hipper and nods
They then show the pictures when she and Wales were drinking in the bar
Prinz Eugen blushes madly
"W-w-where did y-you get t-t-those?!" Prinz Eugen yells in a whispering tone
"Blackmail sis~ hehe~" Blucher replies
"C-can you get rid of those p-please?" Prinz Eugen asks
"No. We keep these until you confess" Admiral Hipper and Blucher say as Prinz Eugen covers her face and runs out of the theater
5 Iron Blood shipgirls follow her
The movie pauses
The other shipgirls are confused on what's happening
Outside of the theater
"Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'? She's the Earth and heaven to you! Try to keep it hidden! Honey, we can see right through you! Girl, ya can't conceal it! We know how ya feel and who you're thinking of!" Admiral Hipper, Blucher, FDG, Bismarck, and Tirpitz sing in the background
"Oh nooooo~ Ohhh~ No chance, no way. I won't say it, no, no" Prinz Eugen sings
"You swoon, you sigh. Why deny it, uh-oh" The 5 Iron Blood girls sing
"It's too cliche. I won't say I'm in love" Prinz Eugen sings as she continues walking
"You keep on denying! Who you are and how you're feeling! Baby, we're not buying! Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling! Face it like a grown-up! When ya gonna own up, that ya got, got, got it bad!!" Admiral Hipper, Blucher, FDG, Bismarck, and Tirpitz sing
"Ohhh~ No chance, now way! I won't say it, no, no!" Prinz Eugen sings as she opens the door to the Iron Blood room
"Give up, give in!" The 5 girls sing as they enter the room too
"Check the grin you're in love~" Bismarck sings
"This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love!" Prinz Eugen sings
"You're doin flips, read our lips! You're in love!" The 5 girls sing
"You're way off base, I won't say it! Get off my case, I won't say it!" Prinz Eugen sings as she sits down in a couch
"Girl, don't be proud. It's okay you're in love~" The 5 girls sing behind Eugen
"Ohhh~ At least out loud... I won't say.. I'm in love~" Prinz Eugen sings
Prinz Eugen turns around then sees the 5 girls behind her
"Why are you guys here?" Prinz Eugen asks
"Didn't you hear us sing us in the background when you sang that musical number? And you're the one who ran out of the cinema" Tirpitz says
"Ja, and you guys are the ones who followed me and decided to support my musical number which I sang for no reason" Prinz Eugen says back
The shipgirls stay silent
"Let's just go back" Admiral Hipper says
Back in the theater
"Where and what did you guys do?" Albacore asks
"Nothing" The 6 Iron Blood girls all reply
Back to reacting
Princess Peach suddenly grabs Mario by the arm and slams him straight to the ground
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"Oh my god. Girl. Please. Calm down. No need to assault the poor man." Dunkerque says
"Who doesn't... want a... short.. Italian... plumber... from Brooklyn who doesn't like mushrooms.. and has a little brother who is taller than him... and both having... no s*x life.." Shinano says
The shipgirls fall silent, but they continue watching
"Argh..." Mario groans in pain
He looks up to see the Princess, who is confused. He then gets up from the ground
"Princess! Hi-" Mario tries to say but he gets tackled by three toad guards
"Wait! Release him" Princess Peach says
The guards back away from him. One of them gives a kick for good measure
Mario again is in pain, but he gets up
"Woah... are you..." Peach says while looking closely at Mario and gasps
"He's a human! I mean, you are a human, right? It's just that you're so small" Peach says as he starts inspecting him, and checks under his cap
"Hey!" Mario says as he tries to reach for his cap
"Wai-wai-wait! Le- let's go back. Where did you come from?" Peach asks as she places the hat on Mario's head incorrectly
"Uh, me and my little brother Luigi, w-we fell down this pipe. And now he's lost s-somewhere in the Dark Lands" Mario replies, stammering a little
"Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck. I'm on my way to stop him" Peach says
"Well, take me with you" Mario says
"This guy's a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast. He won't even notice it, probably, 'cause you're very, very small" Peach says back
"That hurt" The small kansens say
"You know what? Make fun of me all you want. But you are gonna help me find my brother!" Mario asks as he gives a stern look, Princess Peach does the same
"Please?" Mario asks
"Well, okay. Let's see what you're made of" Peach says as she starts walking to another area
"He just had to ask politely?" Belfast says with a small smile
"Is that a yes?" Mario asks
"No. That's a 'Let's see what you're made of'." Peach replies
"Of course there's a test, to see if he's going to hold her back or not" Texas says
"I think it's more of if he's the perfect man or not" Littorio says
Most of the shipgirls facepalm
Scene changes to the back of the castle, where a huge waterfall is seen
Princess Peach leads Mario to the balcony where the waterfall splits and the balcony floats over to a middle of a lake
A giant Question Block appears
And as it opens, the Training Course appears, filled with many items and traps
"Mamma mia. Very dangerous" Zara says
"The hell is the budget for this kingdom?!" Jean Bart yells
"That would either be unlimited, or no budget at all and they can just build" Warspite says
"If you can finish this, you're coming with me. Watch and learn" Peach says
The scene is basically her going through the course without any issue. Graceful in her movements, especially in the end. She pants a little after slowly falling down by using her dress as a parachute. And the music in the background. Classic.
The shipgirls are jawdropping
"Is that why she's a princess? Because she's a queen if she can do all that" Illustrious says in amazement
"That... was... incredible! So cool!" Unicorn yells
"I don't even think she needs help" Hood says while clapping
"She is that good? If she was that good in the games then she doesn't need a protector" Essex says
"That was amazing. Wait... How-how am I supposed to do that?" Mario asks
"With the power-ups. They give us special abilities" Peach states as she hits a small Question Block with a Super Mushroom inside
It lands on Mario's hands
"Ugh! Really??" Mario asks
The shipgirls laugh
"Go on. Eat it." Peach says
"DEW IT" Minsk yells
"Ugh... *tries to eat it* Now does this has to be a mushroom? 'Cause I just...hate mushrooms, and..." Mario tries to say as Peach glares at him
"It's the Mushroom Kingdom. It's in the name. What did you expect?" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"What he said is probably offensive to them" Takao says
"Okay, okay" Mario says as he tries to eat it again
"Are you sure there's not like a-" Mario tries to say again
"DO IT. JUST DO IT" The Sardegna Empire shipgirls yell
"You never know until you try.." Helena says
Peach then grabs the Super Mushroom and force-feeds Mario
"Down the hatch! Yep, there it is and all gone!" Peach yells, as she makes a smile after
"Oh, not cool! Uh..." Mario says as his body begins to shimmer
"He's going to like this" Nagato says
"You're going to become tall, little mustache man!" Pennsylvania says
"Huh?" Mario asks himself as his hand suddenly grows large and hits him in the nose
"Oh! Woah!" Mario exclaims as his feet grow, then the rest of his body follows
The growth retains his proportions, but he is now as tall as Peach
"Whoa-ho-ho! I'm tall!" Mario yells
"And strong" Peach says as Mario jumps up and punches a floating brick block
It's now a destroyed block
"...and you can jump" Peach says as Mario chuckles
"Oh, I got this. No problem" Mario says
"And this is where the overconfidence comes in, kids" Texas says
Mario runs into the training course. He jumps
"Woo-hoo!" Mario yells as he suddenly begins to fall
Then he screams
He falls through brick platforms and lands in the water below. A Warp Pipe pulls him in and ejects him back onto the platform
The shipgirls facepalm
"We've all been there at one point" Yorktown says
"Maybe try going jumping FORWARD instead of just going UP!!" Mikasa yells
"Oh, yeah. When you get hit, you...lose the power" Peach says
"Well why didn't you say so?!" Some shipgirls yell
"He's going to have to eat so many mushrooms isn't he?" Graf Spee asks
Peach then hits the Question Block again and produces another Super Mushroom
"Great. Mugh..." Mario says as he eats and grows big
"Come on. Try again" Peach says
'Holding Out for a Hero' begins to play as we see Mario taking multiple attempts and failing many times:
1. Hits the block and falls
2. Hit by the practice fire bar
3-5. Lift and donut block
Peach is dying on the inside
"This is live footage of me when playing the Mario games..." Akagi says
Some relate
"And every single take is a mushroom" Soryu says
6. Practice Piranha plant
7. Bullet bill
8. Cheep Cheep fish
9. Bullet bill
10. Hit something
11. Practice Piranha plant
12. Cheep Cheep fish
13. Falling into water
Mario takes multiple mushrooms, but he pukes at one point
Peach is seen sleeping
Mario is seen looking at the sunrise
The shipgirls are speechless
We see his last attempt, managing to dodge every obstacle
"There you go, Mario!" Montpelier yells
Peach then wakes up and sees Mario
Mario punches the fake Bowser and goes through the bullet bills
"Yes, he's there!" Shoukaku yells
"All he has to do is to not be overco-" Musashi tries to say
Mario then looks at Peach. The most successful attempt ends in failure as a Piranha plant from above bites him
The song ends abruptly
"...nfident" Musashi says, finishing her sentence
The shipgirls are silent
"Dude" Essex says
"You had" Zuikaku says
"One job" Howe says
Other shipgirls are laughing
"He tried though" Hammann says
"Based on my observation. He definitely had that attempt" Gneisenau says
"Well... We have a long journey ahead of us, mustache" Peach says
"But I didn't make it" Mario says
"You almost did! No one gets it right away" Peach says back
"How many tries did it take you?" Mario asks
"Oh! So many. I was not good at it. Worse than you" Peach replies as she chuckles and smiles, and putting emphasis on the 'not'
The shipgirls are silent
"She needs lying lessons nya" Akashi says
"You got it right away, didn't you?" Mario asks again
"I got it right away, but I grew up here" Peach replies, trying to reason
"Okay, now you're just trying to make me feel better" Mario says
"No! No... Is it working?" Peach asks
"A little bit, yeah" Mario replies
A lot of 'awws' in the cinema
"Get a room you two!" Enterprise yells while laughing
"Like you and Belfa-" Akagi tries to whisper as AL Amagi slaps the back of her head
Chapter is done, have a meme: Pick your starters