Side note: Happy 81th chapter!
Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque, SPACEBEAT, NTRprise!
- The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Current reaction)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope, MAYBE after Super Mario Bros OR maybe not)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality, Space Wars)
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Hacksaw Ridge (Desmond Doss) Yarnhub or Simple History
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 and 'White Feather' Marine Sniper by Simple History
- The Pig War, Russian Revolution, American Civil War (Oversimplified)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood, Infinity Class Supercarrier/Phoenix Class Support Vessel ship breakdown, Templin Institute: Covenant and UNSC
- SCP 3000
- Steven HE
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you and Azur Lane Slow Ahead Crack by OC Gangsta
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- USS William D. Porter
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Drachinifel (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, Typhoon Cobra)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all (maybe to be accepted)
- Max0r Genshin Impact review, An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7), and Project Wingman review
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
- BikMCTH (maybe to be accepted)
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Ghost Division, Coat of Arms, Red Baron, Unkillable Soldier)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
- Azur Lane: Royal Navy bombards Berlin as Celebration for New HMS Event
- The Greatest Naval Speedrun in History
- Azur Lane: America
- Joshdub: Storming Area 51
- Denarmo World of Warships (FDR, Shikishima, Audacious)
- Shin Godzilla (maybe to be accepted)
- USS Florida: World of Warships
- Main Battle Tanks (Maybe to be accepted)
New characters (you can request):
U-556 to be maybe added in Bismarck animarchy
USS Wisconsin is a maybe
South Dakota-class maybe
New shipgirl to be added this chapter which makes 99. You guys need to start deciding if you want any characters to leave and if you want any new guests to appear
Chapter starts:
Yamato, Texas, and Hood are walking towards the bar
They then saw Prince of Wales crying and leaning on Prinz Eugen while she's at it
"Is she...?" Yamato asks
"Yep, she's a lightweight. She's only had five drinks, and I've had 35" Prinz Eugen says while rubbing Prince of Wales' back
"I see..." Yamato says
"E-Eugen.." Prince of Wales says
"Yes, Wales?" Prinz Eugen asks
"Y-y-you're so h-hot..." Prince of Wales says, not aware of what she is saying at all
"H-h-huh?! Idiot! Don't say things like that..." Prinz Eugen says, activating her Hipper mode
"Oh my~ I'll leave you two at it~ But please get a room and clean it after okay~?" Yamato asks while slowly walking to another area of the bar, where Kaga is
"Good luck on your relationship. Getting into one is nothing more than trouble, but I'm sure you two can work it out" Texas says as she goes to a hallway full of whiskey barrels
"I knew you two had something going on!" Hood yells while getting scotch
"B-but don't you and Lord Bismarck have something going on?" Prinz Eugen asks
Hood is silent
"Are you kidding? I have nothing with that woman. Just a good friend to talk and drink with. I'm going to get my scotch now, and I'll leave you two with your sus activities" Hood says
Prinz Eugen blushes more as Prince of Wales continues crying
Admiral Hipper, Blucher, King George V, and Howe are taking pictures in the distance
Back in the theater
"Girls, I'm inviting another shipgirl here
"Not to be rude, but aren't there enough already?" Georgios Averof asks
"Almost enough. One more shipgirl then the theater will be full. Which means some of you may or not leave soon"
"I see, who is it?" FDG asks
"Funny it's you who's asking" Enishi says as a portal opens up and a kansen comes through
"Speak of the devil..." FDG says
"And she shall appear. Hello... schwester" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"Uhh... Enishi, why is she here?" FDG asks
"Bonding time"
"Among of all people..." FDG says
"Don't be rude now. Where is Z46?" Ulrich Von Hutten asks
"Why do you care?" FDG asks back
"You're practically her mother, which makes me practically her aunt" Ulrich Von Hutten replies
"You've got to be kidding..." FDG says
"Well I'm not" Ulrich Von Hutten says back
Everyone sweats a little
"So Ulrich... what did you think about the movie? All Quiet on the Western Front?" Tirpitz asks
"It's absolutely f*cking tragic. That's what I think of it" Ulrich Von Hutten replies
(Just to remind. Before the girls are invited here, they watch some of the stuff the shipgirls watched before)
"I'm going to get a donut. I'm kinda hungry" Dunkerque says
"Young Lady, there are no hungry people in heaven. There are no hungry people in hell, nor purgatory either. Eating only prolongs your suffering until your time on earth comes to an end." Ulrich Von Hutten says
The kansens in the cinema are silent
"Good job my friend" Jean Bart says
"That's my schwester... making people feel horrible.." FDG says
"Hey, Ulrich right?" Essex asks
"Yes?" Ulrich Von Hutten asks
Essex then suddenly throws her coffee at her face
The other shipgirls began sweating
Ulrich Von Hutten touches her face and tastes the coffee
"Hazelnut coffee? What kind of b*tch drinks hazelnut coffee?" Ulrich Von Hutten asks with a deadpan tone
Essex immediately goes back into her seat and sinks into her chair
"There's nothing to be ashamed of sis" Ticonderoga says
"I felt that..." Algerie says
"You didn't have to call her and the others out like that..." FDG says
"What did I do?" Ulrich Von Hutten asks as FDG sighs
Now to Enterprise who is currently walking to where Ark Royal and the children are
Enterprise opens the door
"Ms Enty is here!" Unicorn yells
"Hello..." Enterprise says
"How was the rest of the movie?" Ark Royal asks
"I'm glad none of the children got to see it, but... the question is... how are you?" Enterprise asks back while glaring
"G-good good.." Ark Royal replies
"Oh really? Well, I need proof then" Enterprise says
"Do you want to see this picture...?" Ayanami asks as she gives a picture to Enterprise
"We got a group photo together! But Laffey fell asleep as always..." Z23 says
"I tired to stay awake..." Laffey says back
"You can't even say 'tried' properly" Javelin says
"Everyone looks cute" Enterprise says while smiling
"I made my best smile.." Unicorn says while hugging Yuni
Enterprise then notices something and goes to Ark Royal
"Is there sum ting wong?" Ning Hai asks
"It's probably nothing" Z46 replies
"What is this?" Enterprise asks
"Huh? What's wrong with the picture" Ark Royal asks
Enterprise then points to the corner
"They were so happy! I couldn't help it..." Ark Royal says
"Red flags Ark Royal... but.. I'll pass" Enterprise says
"Really?" Ark Royal asks
"Normally when you're with them, they tend to be afraid and immediately run to someone for help but... yeah. You're good.. for now... like calm yourself, these kids are kind of like third graders or high school students or something" Enterprise says
"I love third graders" Ark Royal says
"What?" Enterprise asks
"What?" Ark Royal asks
A few seconds of silence
"Did they behave?" Enterprise asks
"Good girls. They behaved well" Ark Royal replies
"Keep this up and I'll reduce your scrapping sentences" Enterprise says as Ark Royal sweats
"Ms Enterprise... I want to show you something..." Unicorn says
"Really? Okay" Enterprise says which makes Unicorn happy
"Come with me!" Unicorn says
In another area
"What the?!" Enterprise yells
"Behold!" Unicorn yells
"H-h-how!?!?" Enterprise yells
Some shipgirls hear Enterprise yelling and they immediately enter
"What's wro-- Woahh..." King George V says
"Ho Lee Fuk" Ping Hai says as Yat Sen slaps the back of her head
"What a wonderful sculpture~" Illustrious says while giggling
"Thank you big sister~ It's Yuni" Unicorn says
(Ain't no way) Some shipgirls thought
A few minutes later. The girls returned to the theater. The drunk people were all reverted to normal. Prinz Eugen was still blushing crazy and stayed away from Prince of Wales who had no idea so the shipgirls just teased Eugen. Texas drank an entire barrel of whiskey. Hood and Yamato were mildly drunk. Some other shipgirls drank in the bar as well
"Now girls, we won't be watching another video. It's another movie!"
The shipgirls are silent and sigh
"Great... what war film is it this time?" Shangri-La asks
"It's not a war film"
The shipgirls immediately perk up
"What is it?!" Montpelier yells
"If you guys played any Mario Bros. game then you know"
The children and some adults perk up at this
"As in that silly mustache man?" Z46 asks
"If you're not referring to you-know-who then yes. And you'll all enjoy the movie"
"It's a... nice change" Musashi says
The movie starts
A kingdom of snow and ice is seen in the distance
"Let it go-" Tirpitz tries to sing as Bismarck slaps the back of her head
"Nein" Bismarck says
"Uh, what?" Victorious asks
"She sings this song every time she goes to missions in the north. And trust me, it sounds good but when on repeat... you can get tired of it" Bismarck says
Suddenly, magma drops upon the ice. A floating castle constructed of rock and lava with a monstrous figurehead in front flies toward the ice kingdom. It drops anchors and slowly lands which destroys anything built, then it opens its gates to release an army of turtle-like Koopas
Some of the shipgirls started laughing for no reason
"This is going to be fun. I can tell." Texas says
"My god that island is huge" Montpelier says
"It's a castle..." Laffey says
"It's a castle?" Queen Elizabeth asks
"Yes it's a castle" Javelin replies
"You call that thing a castle? Especially since it can fly?!" Formidable yells
"Don't question it." The shipgirls say
Paratroopa's are seen. The General ordering them to fly down and take their positions
"This is so amazingly over-the-top" Hornet says while laughing
"I think its just right Ms Hornet" Belfast says, having played some of the games
"Behold! The King of the Koopas!" Kamek yells as he strikes his wand upon the ground
This signals the Koopa army to turn in attention as their monstrous leader, Bowser, emerges from his castle. Bowser walks towards the ice castle
"Open the gates! Or die..." Bowser says menacingly
"Okay Shelly, calm down" Atago says
(If you get the reference, then you are good)
"What an entrance" Illustrious says
"How come he's bigger?" Hiryu asks
"Well senpai... he probably lived longer, or its the genes from whatever he came from, or overall he's just built different" Zuikaku says
Large shadows loom within the ice palace. Marching sounds are heard
The gates open to reveal an army of much smaller, but still determined...
Penguins
Whose king directs them
A Koopa soldier in fear is not that afraid anymore
"Uhh... what" Most of the shipgirls say
"Aww, they look so cute!" Blucher says
Battle Without Honor or Humanity begins to play
A penguin makes a glare
"Dang" Avrora says
"Attack!" The Penguin King yells as the epic music erupts
The Penguins release battle cries and charge forward
They pelt the Koopas with snowballs. They even bring out artillery to launch ice chunks, to little effect. Kamek almost gets hit by one but dodges and lets a Koopa troop take the hit. 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity' in the meanwhile stops playing
The shipgirls are laughing
"That's gotta hurt" Littorio says
"Not the snow balls" Minsk says while laughing
"Isn't this how you guys fight in a nutshell?" Graf Zeppelin asks
The Northern Parliament kansens stop laughing and look at her
"Do you want to go to Gulag?" Gangut asks
"No thank you. I would rather go to my concentration camps" Graf Zeppelin replies
"Aren't they worse?" Kirov asks
"Yes I think so. But I don't really care" Graf Zeppelin replies again
The shipgirls are silent. Way to ruin the mood
The Penguin King signals them o stop
"That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?" The Penguin King asks
The shipgirls laugh again
"Damn, this guy got the voice but..." Essex says while laughing hard
"This is already ridiculous but I like it" Ulrich Von Hutten says in a deadpan tone
Bowser chuckles
"I do not" Bowser replies
Kamek magically lifts up the penguins and tosses them aside. Bowser then uses his fire breath to destroy the ice castle. From the gate, to the towers, everything
"They didn't stand a chance. My goodness" Akagi says
"Sorry but I root for Bowser. Like he's cool..." Ayanami says, also having played the games
Kamek watches with satisfaction as the fire reflects from the lenses of his glasses
"No..." The Penguin King says with despair
"Oh..." Bowser says with satisfaction
Within the castle cshines a bright light. Kamek uses his wand to levitate the ice blocks for Bowser to walk up toward it. He reaches a shining Question Block
Bowser with all his strength, slams onto the block
It breaks open to reveal the Super Star
"Oh not good" Bunker Hill says
"Of course it's the star" Vittorio Veneto says
"What does it do?" Gneisenau asks
"It basically gives-" Intrepid tries to say but Bunker Hill slaps the back of her head
"What are you doing?! No spoilers!" Bunker Hill yells
"Okay okay jeez..." Intrepid says while rubbing her head
Bowser laughs
"I've finally found it. And now no one can stop me!" Bowser yells
The classic theme plays
"There will always be this one guy" Enterprise says
Scene cuts to a commercial for the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing
"We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game. We're not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double. We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers, huh!" The commercial singers
"It's-a-me, a-Mario!" Mario says in an Italian accent
"And-a Luigi!" Luigi says, also in an Italian accent
"Are you tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?" Mario asks
"Mamma mia!" Mario and Luigi yell
"That's-a why the Super Mario Brothers are here! A-to save Brooklyn!" Mario says
"And-a Queens!" Luigi says
The girls laugh again while the Sardegna Empire shipgirls giggle at their accents
"And-a your wallet!" Mario says
"At least he doesn't scam like a certain cat" Sheffield says as Akashi pouts
"Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..." A commercial actress says
Some shipgirls laugh, others are like "what"
"Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Brothers, you're family!" Mario says
"Hooked on the brothers, the brothers, the brothers" The singer says as the music fades
The commercial ends as the real Mario and Luigi celebrate in Punch-Out Pizzeria
Luigi laughs
"Wow! You were great!" Mario says, now in a Brooklyn accent
"I was great? Are you kidding me?! YOU were great!" Luigi yells, also saying in a Brooklyn accent
"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!" Mario yells
"That is not a commercial. That is cinema" Luigi says
"Eh, what about the accents? Is it... Is it too much?" Mario asks
An Italian man nearby named Giuseppe turns to them, he is dressed similarly to the brothers
"Too much? It's-a perfect! Wahoo!" Guiseppe yells while doing the classic jump
"And he's playing Donkey Kong... that's great" Z23 says while laughing a bit
"It was a little painful, but it works" Roma says
"Okay, I'm gonna trust you" Mario says
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!" A man named Spike yells as he chews down a pizza
Spike is part of the wrecking crew
"Here comes the competition nya" Akashi says
Mario and Luigi walk towards Spike
"Ah great. Spike's here" Luigi says
"Hey, Spike." Mario says as he crosses his arms
"Yeah, 'It's-a me!'." Spike yells in a comically high-pitched tone and he cackles
"Nope. Just no. Stop it" The Sardegna Empire shipgirls say
"Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company" Spike asks
"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have" Luigi says as he holds up his phone
"Oh, good job" Hammann says
"Wow! Really?" Mario asks
"Yeah! Our mom called! She said, 'Aw, boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!' And I said, "Thank you very much, mother! We're very proud of it!" So BOOM!" Luigi yells as he accidentally drops his phone
Mario looks embarrassed
The shipgirls are silent, some laugh
(Since when can phone calls be anywhere?) The grannies thought
"Never mind. That is not good whatsoe-" Hammann tries to say as Yorktown slaps the back of her head
"Who are you again? Nobody knows you. You don't have any video games or a MOVIE named after you. So please shut the f*ck up" Unicorn says
Most of the shipgirls gasp and look at her
"W-who taught you t-that word?!" Illustrious yells while grabbing Unicorn
"Ms Hood taught me! She didn't tell me what it means but she taught me how to use it!" Unicorn says while giggling
Almost everyone glares at Hood
Hood is just sitting there
In her mind:
(Thank you my Scottish-side) British Lady Hood says sarcastically
(What? She would've learned eventually anyway) Scottish Hood says while scoffing
(She's just a child!) British Lady Hood yells
(A pathetic kid who literally has a STUFFED TOY!!) Scottish Hood yells back
(You do know that 'toy' is alive and can be used as a literal flying horse when needed right?) British Lady Hood asks while rolling her eyes
(Oh shut up! I've done that child a favor!) Scottish Hood says
(That's what you think. I'm going to take over and fix the mess you made) British Lady Hood says
(Wai-) Scottish Hood tries to say
Back to reality
"Girls... I can explain" Normal Hood says
"PLEASE DO" Enterprise says
"So basically..." Hood says
A few minutes later, brought to you by Illustrious explaining to Unicorn why she shouldn't say that bad word and Hood trying not to enrage the shipgirls around her
"I guess its understandable... BUT YOU BETTER LEARN how to control that Scottish-side of yours!" Illustrious yells
"I understand..." Hood says while sighing
"Punishment is also required I believe" Texas says as Hood gulps
"W-what is it?" Hood asks
"I have a few ideas, one of them being that you will not drink tea or scotch for a month straight. To remind you, this is just one of the ideas and they're not final" Texas says as Hood pales
In her mind:
(Good job) British Lady Hood says as Scottish Hood groans
Back to reacting
Spike laughs
"Good luck running a business with this idiot" Spike says as he throws a rolled napkin at Luigi
Which Mario catches
"Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it" Mario says as he throws the napkin back to Spike in the face
Spike then stands up and grabs Mario by the overalls
"Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario! You're a joke, and you always will be" Spike says
Spike then drops Mario to the ground and he leaves while chuckling. Mario gets back up and fixes his cap
"This movie is literally named after him, he's the chosen one" Kaga says
"Come on bro... like relax. I get that your head is big but you don't have to be such a bighead just because of those two" Cleveland says
(If you don't know what bighead means, it's basically a conceited/arrogant person)
Some of the shipgirls laugh
"Wouldn't be surprised if this guy is just salty because he lost his employees. Imagine if they were his best ones" Hornet says
"Are you insane?! He's three times your size!" Luigi yells
"He's the main character. He can handle that kind of stuff" Edinburgh says
"Luigi, c'mon. Y'know, you can't be scared all the time" Mario says
"Mmm, you'd be surprised..." Luigi says
Luigi's cracked phone begins to ring in the ground. Luigi picks it up off the floor and answers the unknown call
"Hello, Super Mario Brothers! Uh-huh? A drip in your faucet? That's great! I mean, that's... That's great you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay. Mario! We got one!" Luigi yells happily as he ends the call
"The Super Mario Brothers are in business!" Luigi yells as he hugs, laughs, and jumps around with his brother
"Woo-hoo!" Mario yells
"Thank you!" Graf Spee says
"There we go, first job!" Blucher yells, also happy
"And nothing can possibly go wro-" Ulrich Von Hutten tries to say but FDG slaps the back of her head
(Great, now something will definitely go wrong) A few shipgirls thought
Mario and Luigi get into their van as the scene dramatically shows Mario starting the vehicle
It fails to start
The shipgirls facepalm
"Oh gods.." KC Amagi says
"Whenever we jinx something Ulrich... it just happens for some reason" FDG says as Ulrich Von Hutten nods
"So it's just a bad idea then?" Ulrich Von Hutten asks
"Ja... and yet we continue to do it" FDG replies
"Oh, no! We're gonna be late!" Luigi yells
"No we're not. Come on, let's go!" Mario says as he gives the stuff to Luigi and they both get out of the car
'No Sleep till Brooklyn' starts to play
"Hey, wait up!" Luigi yells
"This way!" Mario yells
Mario jumps over a trashcan
A cat shows inside, Luigi bumps at it which causes the cat to leap at him while shrieking
"Aah!" Luigi yells while trying to shake away the cat
"Come on, Lu! Step on it!" Mario yells
Mario jumps through an open cab window. Luigi struggles while bumping into grocery store customers
"Wow, so he's always had parkour skills" Phoenix says
"He's Mario sis.." Helena says
"Excuse you!" A woman customer yells
Luigi puts the cat into the woman's paper bag and hands it to the grocery clerk
"Here you go!" Luigi yells
The cat meows
Mario and Luigi comes to a road which is closed for construction
Luigi stops and tries to catch his breath
Mario then runs to the construction zone
"Oh, Mario, what are you doin'?!" Luigi yells as he chases after his brother
Mario and Luigi enter the construction zone, leaping on and around railings, girders and construction workers
The shipgirls laugh out of joy
"Oh wow, it's even filmed like how the games are!" Javelin says
"Hey! Get offa there!" A construction worker yells
They course through the area
"You can't be in... Woah!" A construction worker says as he spots Mario, but gets accidentally pushed by Luigi
"My bad!" Luigi yells
"Move it up!" Mario yells from above
"Oh, I'm so s-sorry" Luigi says as he gets stuck
"Hey, we're working here!" Another construction worker yells
"So sorry" Luigi says
The scene continues, still in that 2d game style
"This is so fantastic" Z23 says
"It's a dream come true..." Laffey says
Mario then walks up stairs then slides done a Castle Burger pole. Then he opens the gate for Luigi
"Like the flag at the end of the area" Columbia says while chuckling
"The music in the background fits too" Texas says
"And the restaurant is shaped like a castle! It literally has the word in its name!" Ning Hai says
"Huh... how come I didn't notice that. Good detail" Fletcher says
"Come on, Luigi! Pump those legs!" Mario yells
"Oh... I'm trying... I'm trying! I got bad knees!" Luigi yells while stopping again to catch his breath, then he chases after his brother once more
'No Sleep till Brooklyn' stops playing. Mario and Luigi arrive at a towering townhouse
"It's always the rich people" Avrora says while shaking her head
"How do you know?" Mikasa asks
"I know a home for rich people when I see one" Avrora replies
Mario whistles
"Oh, wow! We have hit the big time!" Luigi says as Mario chuckle
They fist bump each other
Inside the house, a couple leads Mario and Luigi up a flight of stairs
"The drip is right upstairs at the end of the hall" A woman says
"Can you fix it?" The man asks
"Very confident, sir" Mario replies
"You'll be careful about makin' a mess?" The woman asks
"Ma'am, I assure you; We don't make messes, we fix 'em!" Luigi says as he laughs
Then he gasps
A large dog named Francis is shown
"Red flags right there. I can tell" Warspite says
"That's Francis. He likes you!" The woman says as the dog licks her face
Then Luigi steps on something and he gasps
Luigi lifts his foot
A broken chew bone is revealed
Francis stares at him with a glare that desires revenge as he continues to lick the woman's face
"Mama, mama, mama love ya, baby" The woman says
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" Queen Elizabeth yells
"You had one job! And that is to only fix stuff! Not break them!" Vestal yells
"Oh the irony... that dog will remember that and he will never forget it" Yorktown says
"Next thing we know, we're gonna watch that dog come back and kill Luigi, like how that kid killed Katczinsky" August Von Parseval says
The shipgirls stare at her, some are angry then they look back at the screen
"Way to ruin the mood schwester" Peter Strasser says
Mario chuckles as he pulls Luigi into the bathroom
Mario examines the sink which is dripping. Luigi gets sprayed by water by the pipes below
"Wrench?" Mario asks
We see Mario then use two wrenches to tighten the pipes which in turn, stops the leak
Mario hits the pipe lightly just to make sure, it doesn't leak
"That's it? Easy peasy lemon squeezy" Essex says
Enterprise sinks into her chair
"Mm-hmm. And our first job complete" Mario says as he and Luigi do a secret handshake right after
"Ay!" Mario and Luigi yell
The girls laugh
As they begin to leave, Francis is seen sitting in the bathroom doorway. They shriek
The girls stop laughing
"They lived their lives well" Howe says as she salutes them
Some other girls salute as well
"Francis is here" Luigi says
Francis spits the broken bone at them. He fully enters and kicks the door shut which makes a loud bang
"Ay ay ay..." Warspite says
"And here the dog comes~" Atago says
"He even closed the door..." Arizona says
"Those people better pay them well, because that dog has got a bone to pick" Pennsylvania says
Shipgirls like Hornet and the Cleveland sisters laugh at the pun
"That was great" Montpelier says while wiping a tear
"Bruh" Some shipgirls say
"Stop" Other shipgirls say
"You just had to make that pun big sis.." Arizona says, chuckling a little
Texas tries not to laugh
"Penny, I love you and will always treat you like my daughter, but stop please" Texas says as Pennsylvania slowly nods
"Yes mama Texa.." Pennsylvania says as Texas rubs her head
Francis growls
"Hey there, pal" Luigi says as he chuckles nervously
Mario slowly pushes back Luigi in a protective stance. Francis goes to them with a villainous growl with a small smile
Then Francis lunges at them and hits the sink
"Good job Francis, now you broke the sink which is now in a more worse state!" Admiral Hipper yells
Mario falls into the shower while Francis turns toward Luigi
The sink breaks
"Mario! Do something!" Luigi screams in a frightened tone
Mario throws a shampoo bottle at Francis
"No. Don't ever do that! Especially to a dog!!" Takao yells
Francis then goes for Mario who tries to bite him. Mario dodges each bite and backflips with the help of the wall over Francis
"Mamma mia!" Mario yells in slow motion
Mario then lands, then he shuts the shower door. It traps Francis inside
Mario sighs in relief
"Uh, Mario?" Luigi asks
'L'Amour Est Un Oiseau Rebelle (Habanera)' begins to play in the background
"Not this song" Most of the shipgirls say
The pipes in the sink, even the pipes in the bathroom begin to burst. The water bursts out from various points in the floor that Mario and Luigi attempt to plug up
"I hope these people have insurance" Soryu says
Even the mirror breaks which nearly destroys Luigi's face
The shower then bursts. And Francis begins to float to the top. He's smiling evilly
"The doggo.." Unicorn says
"That hellhound is gonna escape!" Luigi yells while trying to hold onto the mirror
Mario gets a wrench nearby
"No he won't!" Mario says as he wrenches a valve connected to the toilet
Mario flushes it, causing the flooding water to drain
Mario sighs in relief again
"Hey, uh... Mario?" Luigi asks nervously
The dog is not in the shower
Francis has reached the top
"Oh they're so f*cked" Takao says
"Run. Run away and never return" Akagi says
"Uh... Who's a good puppy? Who's a good boy?" Mario asks as he nervously laughs
Luigi is shaking, and he covers himself with the mirror
The dog snarls, then leaps towards Mario and Luigi who hug each other and scream
They duck as Francis leaps over them and out the window
"Oh god!" Some shipgirls yell
The music stops abruptly
The homeowner couple sit in their living room. Outside the window, we can see Mario and Luigi catch Francis with a plunger
"Thank God..." Warspite says
"That was kind of stressful" Atago says
"Hm?" The homeowners ask
They then shrug and continue reading
The song continues playing
Mario and Luigi then pull Francis back into the bathroom
The homeowners come in and they gasp loudly
Luigi attempts to put the sink back in place while Mario pulls Francis out the toilet
"It looks so bad.." Belfast says as she giggles a little
"Found the problem!" Mario says as Francis barks weakly
Scene changes
Mario and Luigi hang up their hats and enter their family's dining room
"Ma, did you make these?"
"Ah, good batch, eh?"
"Why don't you make it like this?"
"Hey-o!" The family yells once Mario and Luigi entered
"Hey-o!" The brothers yell
"Oh-ho, it's the Super Mario Brothers from the TV!" Uncle Tony yells
Uncle Tony, Uncle Arthur, and Grandpa laugh
"They give an Oscar for worst actors?" Uncle Arthur asks
"Hey!" Aunt Marie yells as she slaps him in the back of the had
"What'd I do?!" Uncle Arthur yells
Mario chuckles
Some of the shipgirls chuckle
"So uh... So everybody saw the commercial, then?" Mario asks
"Uh-huh. We seen it" Tony says as he winks to Arthur
"And?" Mario asks
"I wouldn't quit your day job!" Arthur says
"Oops! He already did!" Tony yells
Uncle Tony, Uncle Arthur, and Grandpa laugh again
"Really?" Some shipgirls say
"Come on.." Other shipgirls say
"Well, I thought it was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater!" Mario and Luigi's mother says as she accidentally drops the spaghetti and Grandpa swallows on an empty fork
The Sardegna Empire kansens are raging inside
"Just feed the poor guy.." Lutzow says
Mario's dad puts spaghetti with mushrooms onto Mario's plate
"Ugh, mushrooms?!" Mario yells
"Hey! Don't complain and start eating!" The Sardegna Empire shipgirls yell
The other kansens sweat
"Everybody loves mushrooms, right?" Mario and Luigi's father asks
"Yes" The Sardegna Empire shipgirls say
"No" The rest of the shipgirls say
"I like mushrooms, I'll take it!" Luigi says
"Yeah" The father says
"Mario, seriously. What were your thinkin' with that commercial?" Tony asks
"What? It's supposed to be funny" Mario replies as he places his mushrooms onto Luigi's plate
"Can someone pass the bread?" Luigi asks
"Yeah, but... What's with the outfits? Plumbers wearin' white gloves?" Tony asks as he messes up Luigi's outfit and places his white gloves onto the table
Uncle Arthur laughs in the background while eating
"Imagine if he suddenly chokes. What a sight that would be" Ulrich Von Hutten says
"Scwhester... please... stop" FDG says
"Don't listen to them. The world laughed at da Vinci, too" The mother says
"Eh... yeah that's actually kinda true. He was no stranger to being laughed at" Vittorio Veneto says
"At least the mother is supportive" Arizona says
"Mm, I'm not sure they did, Ma" Luigi says
"Dad, what did you think?" Mario asks
"I think you're nuts. You don't quit a steady job for some crazy dream. And the worst part: you're bringing your brother down with you" The father says, with no regret
"Hey... they're trying" Zara says
"Okay, that was too personal.." AL Amagi says
"Well thanks, Dad. Thanks for your 'support'." Mario says grimly as he gets up and leaves to go to his room
Everyone looks at the dad
"What'd I say?" He asks
The shipgirls facepalm
Mario is sitting in his bed while playing Kid Icarus. After losing, he turns on the news
"Thanks for tuning in to News Channel 4" The News speaker says
Luigi comes in with a plate of spaghetti
"Hey..." Luigi says as he sits down beside Mario
"Nah, you're not bringing me down. You know what? What do they know, huh?" Luigi asks
"Seriously though, I'm loving the bond between them" Denver says
"Well they're there for each other. They're siblings after all" Texas says
"It's not just them. Our whole lives, everyone's telling us we can't do this, we can't do that. I'm just sick and tired of feelin' so small." Mario says
"We get it" Queen Elizabeth, Nagato, and more say
"A water main burst underground today, stopping subway service and flooding Downtown Brooklyn" The News reporter states
Mario turns up the volume. The mayor, Pauline, speaks with reporters
"Everything is under control, I promise you. We are very close to fixing this" Pauline says as water bursts out from another area
She then tries to smile as a citizen runs in
"Out of the way ma'am! Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!" The citizen yells
"Is... sister in danger...?" Boise asks
"No.." Helena replies while facepalming
"Save Brooklyn? Luigi, this is our chance! Destiny is calling!" Mario yells
"Destiny del Macchio from high school?" Luigi asks
The shipgirls don't even know what that is but they laugh anyway
"If they can fix that, then they are going to be in the papers and all that stuff" Hornet says
"What? No! Just come on!" Mario yells
Mario pulls Luigi out of the room after he puts down the plate of spaghetti
Scene changes to the city
Construction workers are investigating the flooding as they yell. Mario and Luigi arrive
"It's more than storm drains can handle!" A construction worker yells
"Come on! We got to pump it!" Another worker yells
"It's that bad?" Hammann asks
Finally, one worker covers a manhole over the leak
"I got this" The construction worker says
He is suddenly sent upward by the water spray
"It's that bad nya" Akashi says
"Thoughts and prayers for that man" Richelieu says
"They're not even looking in the right place. C'mon, Lu" Mario says as he chuckles
"They definitely know what they're doing, but I think they've just had a bad luck streak so far. If that dog wasn't in the way and just didn't mind the broken bone or if Luigi hadn't stepped on that bone then they would've been fine" Shangri-La says
Mario finds another manhole cover, and lifts it up with a crowbar
The water then drains down into the open manhole
"That's a lot of water" Albacore says
"And it's definitely not clean" U-47 says
"You are not seriously considering-" Luigi tries to say as Mario breathes in and he jumps in
"Mario!" Luigi cries out, he laughs nervously then he does the same thing that Mario did
Luigi coughs
"We gotta get to that pressure valve!" Mario yells
The pressure valve is close to breaking
"Mamma mia.." Luigi says
"They need to get there quick" Vestal says
Mario and Luigi climb across the pipe. They get to the pipe in no time
"These guys have the skills, they can do it for sure!" Mutsu says, feeling optimistic
"But do they have skills in be-" Taihou tries to say but Akagi slaps her in the back of the head
"N o" Akagi says
Mario tries to turn the valve, but it snaps off
The pipe follows
"Oh no" The shipgirls say
The brothers hang on to the pipe until they crash into a brick wall
They groan in pain and Mario slowly gets up
"I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea" Luigi says
"But you guys tried, that's what matters!" Blucher says
"Come on" Mario says as he helps Luigi get up
He walks to another area
"Woah. What is this place?" Mario asks
They're in a utility tunnel
They go down and explore it. The place is filled with more pipes with cobwebs
Luigi notices the mysterious warp pip
"They found the pipe!" The shipgirls who played the games yell
"Oh they're going to have fun now. I mean sure they might suffer but... fun" Ayanami says
"Looks like nobody's been down here for years" Mario says
Mario hears a sound and he turns around
"Luigi?" Mario asks as he goes inside the green pipe
"Luigi, are you in there?" Mario asks as he picks up the wrench Luigi drops
"Luigi!" Mario yells as the wrench gets pulled into the pipe
It disappears from sight from his sight
"What?" Mario asks
Mario notices that he's being pulled into the pipe as well
"Hold on to your mustache Mario!" Javelin yells
"And so... the adventure of Mario the Plumber... begins..." Shinano says
He screams as he is now in the Warp Zone
He is being carried along a series of clear passageways, moving through brightly colored clouds like a rainbow
"That's interesting" Gneisenau says
"Is he... in the bifrost?" Agir asks
"Bruh" The shipgirls say
"Woah..." Mario says as he hears Luigi screaming a while after
"Luigi!" Mario yells
"Mario!" Luigi yells
"Gimme your hand!" Mario yells
Mario and Luigi reach out, grab each other's hands and begin spinning
"It's all gonna be okay!" Mario yells
"HOW IS THIS GONNA BE OKAY?!?" Luigi yells, in complete distress
"I'm telling you! Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together!" Mario says
"He jinxed it" The shipgirls all say
"You don't EVER say that" Kaga says
"And now they're going to be separated just because" Shoukaku says
Luigi is pulled away from Mario and enters a lava-covered portal
"That's not a level 1 place" Ticonderoga says
"Luigi was teleported to Bowser's area... wasn't he..?" Yorktown asks with concern
"Yep. And Luigi is basically scared of almost everything" Essex reples
"Mario!" Luigi cries out
"Luigi!" Mario yells
Mario is ejected from the pipe, lands on a giant mushroom and tumbles to the grass-covered ground
Mario groans as he slowly gets up. He then looks in amazement
"Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario!" Intrepid says
"Where his life may or may not become miserable" Littorio says
Chapter is done, have a meme: Pick your version exclusive. If there was Pokemon Grey... it would be Graf Zeppelin and Gangut in Poland