xxxiv. little girl scout
Winnie the Pooh
Yo, I need advice. Boy advice.
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Cracker Boy
Okay weird that you'd come
to me but okay
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Winnie the Pooh
You're a guy. You can give
me insight.
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Cracker Boy
I'm also a guy who has been
dating his girlfriend since, like,
middle school.
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Winnie the Pooh
Shit fuck damn
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Winnie the Pooh
Still gonna ask you because
you're, yaknow, you.
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Winnie the Pooh
And if I ask Brody, it'll turn into
Z not being good enough for me.
And all my other guy friends are his
friends, so I don't want them to go to
him to tell him what's going
on in my brain.
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Winnie the Pooh
Which means you're also not
allowed to go to him about it.
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Cracker Boy
Okay. Scouts honor.
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Winnie the Pooh
My little Girl Scout. ❤️
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Cracker Boy
Stfu we aren't supposed to
talk about that.
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Winnie the Pooh
No one else can see these
texts, homie. Calm down.
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Winnie the Pooh
Anyways. Should I be concerned
that he actually doesn't want to post
me and the whole hockey team
PR shit is a ruse?
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Winnie the Pooh
Because realistically, it could be
BETTER for their image that he's
dating a body positive influencer
who was a fan before.
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Winnie the Pooh
And like... he definitely introduced
me to the whole team and all the
WAGs. They even offered to get
me a custom hoodie to match
them for the end of the season.
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Winnie the Pooh
But like... maybe he's the one who
doesn't want to post me. Owen never
did and I'm not saying he's anything
like Owen, but like... Owen didn't
want to claim he was with me unless
it was the videos of us together.
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Winnie the Pooh
Like... I'm just not sure if it's all
bullshit or if he just wants to be a
good little noodle.
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Cracker Boy
First of all, that man is so down
bad for you. He keeps texting
me about how much he likes
you + wants to post about you
guys being together. He legit
said "fuck what my PR team
said, I don't care about my
image".
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Cracker Boy
I think the only reason he's
holding back is because he
knows you're worried about
how the fans are gonna react
+ treat you. Which is valid.
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Cracker Boy
But he's also so proud of you and
so happy to be with you. And it's
so fun to be around you guys
because it's so obvious that
physical touch is you guys' love
language because you're always
touching in some way. Even if
it's just your foot against his thigh.
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Cracker Boy
It's totally your for life relationship.
I couldn't see either of you being
with anyone else.
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Winnie the Pooh
Okay thank you.
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Winnie the Pooh
Also. The sex is amazing. Like
10/10, break my back, recommend
to all my friend amazing.
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Winnie the Pooh
Like legit wanna marry this man
so I don't lose out on the good sex but
we haven't even said "I love you" yet.
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Winnie the Pooh
I almost did the other day though.
He woke up before me, fed the dogs
and took them out, then woke me up
with food in bed. I was so close to
just... saying it. But I didn't even
though I do. Love him..
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Cracker Boy
Oh shit.
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Winnie the Pooh
What?
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Cracker Boy
Expect a text like a minute ago.... Sorry.
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Violence ✨
EXCUSE ME MAAM
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Violence ✨
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
TELL GRAHAM ABOUT
THAT BEFORE ME
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Violence ✨
YOU LOVE TREVOR AND
YOU TELL GRAHAM FIRST,
NOT Z OR ME???
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Violence ✨
I don't think you even see me as
your best friend anymore, my
heart hurts.
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Violence ✨
I can't even look at you the same.
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Silence ✨
You're so overdramatize
Jesus Christ.
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Violence ✨
To make it up to me, just tell me
the second you tell him and how
it goes.
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Silence ✨
Jfc okay.
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Violence ✨
Okay, you're forgiven. Sorta.
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Silence ✨
Love you, hot stuff.
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Violence ✨
I really wanna text Jack to tell
him about this.
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Silence ✨
NO, no one else gets to know
before Trev.
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Violence ✨
Fiiiine. Tell him soon though.
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Silence ✨
Fine.
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