Elisa: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean holding a big fucking rock.
Celia: Did Drake say 'I love you' and you responded with 'thanks'?
Elisa: I will not be taking questions at this time.
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[DamiEl texting]
Elisa, unprompted: I'm turning evil.
Damian: How???
Elisa: I just am.
Elisa: Stay out of my business.
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Elisa, to Bruce: Yes, my feelings are valid, but I don't want them.
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[during a meeting in the batcave]
Elisa, after explaining her strategy: Any questions?
Dick: [raises hand]
Elisa: Yes?
Dick: I love you!
Elisa: That's not a question.
Dick: Oh, my bad.
Elisa, quietly but audibly: I love you too.
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Jason: My schedule is very busy! Eating, sleeping, being hot, managing Crime Alley, holding Elisa, kissing Elisa, cyberbullying Tim! See very busy.
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Elisa: You're so clingy!
Dick, snuggling closer: You're in MY room, wearing My shirt, in MY bed!
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Elisa: Something's wrong. Every time I'm near Damian, my stomach twists, and I have heart palpitation. I think he's trying to poison me.
Barbara: No, those are feelings.
Elisa: They're distracting, he better make them stop.
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Elisa: Do you think Tim likes me?
Celia: Likes you as a friend?
Celia: Or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?
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Tim: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Elisa: No, I don't think I-
Celia: [walks into the room]
Tim: [clenches jaw]
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Jason: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Elisa: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?
Jason: Lightly stabbed.