At McDonalds.
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Partypooper: Wow, what a nice day to actually relax in a place happier than Disney! Hopefully nothing annoying comes my way-! =(
Partygoer: HIIII IM SO EXCITED TO KILL YOU, LOSER!!! =))))
Partypooper: Can you atleast try to sound sophisticated when blackmailing someone? =(
Partygoer: Doth thee wanteth to engage in a hurlyburly of murder, mine own lon'r? =)
Partypooper: Okay, somehow that ended way more worse than I expected- =(
Partygoer: If I can't murder someone in the timespan of 10 seconds, I'm gonna kill you instead- =)
Partypooper: Wait what- =(
Partygoer: YOU HEARD ME- =)
Partypooper: Mate- I just want a happy meal, what gives??? =(
Partypooper: And aren't you supposed to be at the supermarket right now? =(
Partygoer: So you're expecting me to legit stay there for 5 days or something?? Partypooper, I knew you were stupid but not this kind of stupid! =)
Partypooper:
I just asked man, why you so mean??? ="(
Partygoer: It was just a joke man- Like why cant partypoopers understand humour? =)
Partypooper: -Legit takes out an ak-47-
Partygoer: What- BRO PLEASE IT'S JUST A JOKE- =)
Partypooper: NAH MATE, YOU JUST MESSED UP MY DAY. NOW IM GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE ARSE-
Partygoer: Sure, have fun getting a lawsuit and having to pay a million! =)
Partypooper: You do know I actually have a million, right? =(
Partygoer: In your dreams, yes. =)
Partypooper: Okay nevermind- Wait, I just realized. Why are you wearing a McDonalds uniform?
Partygoer: I have a career now.
Partypooper: Oh well, congrats! =(
Partygoer: So I wont be a sleep deprived gamer all the time. =)
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Partypooper: Anyways- Since you're a waiter now I guess, can I order something? =(
Partygoer: Ah yes, but give me a tip first. =)
Partypooper: Tips aren't mandatory, partygoer- =(
Partygoer: You legit said you were rich- =)
Partypooper: Yeah, but it's my choice if I want to give you. And the customer service is bad, so I dont want to bother giving you a tip anymore. =(
Partygoer: Eh- fair enough- =)
Partypooper: So going back with ordering-
Partygoer: Oh right, yeah. I need my bills to pay for my other bills! =)
Partygoer: Okay- ahem Hi, can I take your order? =)
Partypooper: Hello mate, can I have every nook and cr-
Partygoer: Yo, yo, wait up. I just remembered, I can't take your order.
Partypooper: why? =(
Partygoer: Cause your british.
Partypooper: Dont we both speak English? Besides, it's not like I'm talkin another language. =(
Partygoer: Okay, you know what?
✨I CAN DO THIS!✨
Partygoer: -cutely coughs-
Hi, can I take your order? =)
Partypooper: Right.. Uhm, can I just have 2 bangers, hold the basil. A bag of crisps, 5 sarnies, mash, 3 scones and biscuits, scotch eggs, make it 10, a trifle, tea, a bottle of water, and a bag of crisps. Cheers mate. =(
Partygoer: -inhale-
Partypooper: Alright, that'de be all-
Partygoer: g e t o u t