It's dangerous, it's stupid, but it's an obligation: we answer every call made to the fire station
"Something's got stuck in the oven and I can't turn it off... Hurry now, quickly," one said with a cough.
"Don't worry, we'll be there soon. Please step outside, and get everyone out too."
"That's why I called; we're already out: me, my husband and first cousin.
There's nobody home to take the pie out off the oven!"