MIKEYHOWARD
new beta squad video is out 😉
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ohnosharky why have you got a cow mask on?
mikeyhoward the real question is, why did i get handed the only white robe?
ohnosharky you know..
user it was so funny omds
user1 her and snarky are literally so cute together
user7 my man snarky is in love with you
chunkz is that a alcoholic drink!!!???
mikeyhoward ginger ale and orange juice man ☹️
we keep it halal in the beta house
username ur so pretty
user11 she definitely had so much plastic surgery done
kingkenny mikey was lying
mikeyhoward my nose grew
niko goat 🐐
mikeyhoward thanks lots..
ohnosharky think niko meant to write not in front of it
niko sharky is correct my stupid autocorrect
usernamefive11 her and sharky would be such a fine couple omg
"WE ARE DOING A LIE DETECTOR TEST." chunkz yells while every squad member sat in a chair strapped with wires and bands.
"but with a twist." mikey tells.
"explain the rules." niko added pointing to the camera.
they explain the rules.
"well let's get started."
"hello guys." darkest sat on the end with his computer being the only one not wired up.
"my name is dr darkest, erm i'm here with six patients." he introduces himself with a sort of low voice.
"are you guys ready? do you wanna take a look at your cards?"
with his words, all members hold the card in their hands reading it in their heads.
"had a good look?" the man asks.
they nod.
"question is, have you ever bullied someone." darkest read it out to them.
"sharky we'll start with you."
sharky looks up with a grin.
"okay so i said yes, but i can explain." the boy goes.
"what?!" chunkz yells out.
"but i'll wait till everyone says." sharky points to the others.
"you're a bully?" aj screams to his friend with brows furrowed.
"bully!" mikey screams too making everyone join.
"sharky a bully!"
"cancel him now!" aj covers his mouth with shock.
"niko?" darkest moves on to niko.
"yeah."
"you have?"
mikey and aj both burst into high pitch laughter.
"you have?" chunkz looks at him.
"yeah," he confirmed.
"wallahi i'm in a group full of bullies." chunkz was shocked.
"nah! nah i'm joking i've never bullied anyone, i'm not a sicko!" niko then raised his hand while glaring at sharky.
"sharky." mikey leans.
"your new names is shully," she informed the boy who just grinned at her.
"mikey!" darkest yells aggressively.
"ever bully someone?" he asks.
everyone laughs slowly.
"wallahi man if she says yes i'm gonna kill her." chunkz then goes on to say.
mikey grinned at her fingers.
"yes, i have."
everyone in the room including darkest burst into high pitch cackles while slapping their knees.
"ay! stop it." the girl furrows her brows at the boys.
"she's the liar." kenny stated.
"couldn't even kill a mosquito!" sharky points covering his eyes while laughing.
"on my mum's life she's lying!" aj told the group.
they moved on from her going to chunkz who said no, aj who said yes, and kenny who also said yes.
"for those who said yes we're gonna need a little elaboration." darkest announced.
sharky goes on to tell a story about someone he said had a penis face.
"i can't wait to hear this one." niko laughs when it was mikey's turn.
"right so why have you been labeled a bully michelle." sharky turns to her while she sat there.
"so basically, one time i was at the cupcake store i used to work at yeah? and my manager got these new cupcake costumes," she explains hearing small peaks of laughter from her friends.
"so i had to wear them, and attract customers." she begins to sink into her seat with shame.
"this doesn't feel like it's real." kenny mumbles making everyone agree.
"alright listen don't cut me off." she scolds.
"i saw someone walk past the shop.. and uh he was slightly overweight and i was bored so i ran after him." the girl was cut off when everyone laughs again.
"capster!" all scream.
"listen! so i ran after him and i yelled out... why did you eat my brother!" the girl rubbed her temples as her face turned red.
everyone in the room gasping and screaming with their hands over their mouths.
"that is a proper violation!" chunkz gawks.
"yeah, but that's back in the day! im reformed now." she laughs loudly.
"you owe him an apology." aj informed her.
"look into the camera and apologize."
she bit the inside of her cheek while looking at the lens.
"whoever you are, i am very sorry, even though you was kinda giving my costume the eyes." she gulps down her spit.
"no, listen, first of all, that's not an apology your trying to violate him again." sharky points to her with a cackle.
"what? i'm not violating!" she pushes her blonde hair back.
"giving my costume the eyes.. that's crazy you know." chunkz widens his eyes.
"that man is gonna report this video for harassment." niko informed.
"no he won't cause i know he's not real." aj and kenny both agree on sharky statement.
as do chunkz and niko.
the rest of the bullies had given their stories and now it was time to vote.
"well guys ready to vote?" darkest holds his cards.
"sharks," he calls out the first voter.
"who do i think is lying?"
"yeah."
sharky put his head in his hands.
his head turns to the train of his friends that sat.
"mikey." he calls.
she raised her brows and arms in confusion and furrowed brows.
"okay, nikolas omilaynay." darkest points.
"i believe that the liar is.. mikey." it didn't even take him long to say it.
"your all a bunch of blokes you'll see. i choose sharky." mikey rolls her eyes tapping her fingers on the seat.
"don't buy it, i choose mikey." chunkz shook his head.
"she doesn't have the capacity for that."
"clearly mikey. she's a pussy." aj nods biting his nails.
"just remember you're the ones getting buzzed and i'll sit here." the girl rolled her eyes.
"mikey." kenny tells.
"a cupcake costume is horrible man." he shook his head.
"oh so that's five for mike, isn't it?" darkest asks the group.
"at the same time i don't want her to get shocked but i know it's her lying." sharky narrows his eyes playing with his beard.
"no it's mikey definitely." niko confirms.
"you lot are schmucks really, your gonna regret it." mikey sits up straight swallowing her spit.
"yeah it's mikey bro, mikey wouldn't violate." chunkz tells everyone.
"wait so if we get it wrong everyone except mikey gets buzzed." sharky explains loudly.
"okay, clearer version." darkest starts.
"who'd you vote for?" he points to sharky.
"mikey."
"mikey."
"sharky." the girl tells with a look of annoyance.
"mikey."
"mikey."
the camera cuts.
"so i can now reveal that the liar." darkest reads off his card.
everyone staring at him.
"... is mikey howard!" he yells out.
making all her friends yell out with whoops.
"yeah!"
"of course." mikey bows her head not looking so mad anymore.
"i'm not a sicko." her shoulder shrug.
"does she not get buzzed?" kenny points to the girl.
she tightens her grip onto her chair ready for the impact.
"oi!" mikey screams loudly kicking her feet.
"oh, you little fucker!" her voice rips through the air while her face was scrunched up.
"enough," she yells pulling at the rope.
"alright, i think that's enough." sharky laughs to the man in charge of the buzzer.
it was round two now.
"please read your cards."
they turn the paper.
"i still feel the buzz in my veins." mikey winces as she and everyone else read the cards in their head once again.
"alright, so the question is, have you ever lied on a dating app."
"we'll start with aj!"
"yes i have." he nods his head.
"chunkz what about you?"
"i have."
"sharky you ever lied on a dating app?"
"nope." he grinned.
"michelle howie." darkest calls out.
"you ever lied on a dating app?"
"we all are very aware." sharky rolls his eyes making the others nod.
"what's that supposed to mean?" she turns to the rest confused.
"right look at her fishing for compliments." chunkz sticks his tongue out.
"mikey so, have you ever lied on a dating app?" the question was repeated.
"no i haven't." she looks at them.
her and sharky fist bumping.
"no catfishes in this duo, we know we're cold!" she yells out to the others who said yes, which turned out to be everyone other than the two.
"hight is definitely, i know ajs lied about his height."
"till now aj can't say his real height." chunkz throws his hands.
niko, kenny, chunkz, and ah begin to explain their reasoning behind their lies.
then they voted.
it was chunkz and all had been buzzed expect for him.
third and final round.
"please read your cards once again."
and they did.
"the final question is, have you ever broken a bone?"
"we'll go with chunkz first."
"i have not."
"niko omelette, have you ever broken a bone before?"
"yes i have, my finger." the boy answers.
"mikey, have you ever broken a bone before?"
"yes i have, my nose." she nodded her head.
"sharky?"
"no."
"aj?"
"yes, i broke my arm."
"kenny?"
"no, i haven't."
the camera cuts.
"please explain all of the people who say yes."
"starting with nikolas omelyetty." darkest points to the man.
niko explains his story about jumping into the pool too hard.
"aj shabeel, explain."
aj then goes on to explain how he fell down the stairs when he was little.
"lastly we have miss mikey howard please tell us how you broke your nose."
"well, when i was sixteen i was playing some football with my friends." she starts her story.
"i wasn't paying too much attention as the goalkeeper and the ball smacked me straight on the nose." her fingers point to where it had hit her.
"that's cap i feel like." sharky mumbles.
"we knew you at sixteen." sharky tells.
"this was like a few months before we met," she concluded.
"is that why people say you got a nose job?" kenny asks her.
"yeah, so when my nose broke i had to fix it yeah? so i got a nose job with it." she sucks on her teeth with a giggle.
"i actually believe her." chunkz stated making niko, aj, and kenny agree.
"i call cap." sharky insisted.
mikey hated doing these games cause she knew sharky knows her was the best and he knows when she lies.
all ended up falling aj the liar.
"and the liar is... mikey!" darkest screams out.
"i told you lot!" sharky screams.
all had their mouth open with shock.
"you lads thought i got a nose job? it's all natural love... well except for the fillers." her fingers cover up her lips.
"shock them please," she tells the man behind the camera.
everyone throws their heads back with yells of pain and groans while she hums listening to the sound.
"higher please." the blonde asks the man who pressed the harder button.
the screams growing louder.
the camera cut.
while they all said the outro.
"play the trailer."
AUTHORS NOTE!!!
hope you liked the first chapter!!