xxxii. full adults
Wyn Fan Club
(Trevor, Jack, Jamie, Cole, Luke,
Quinn, Griffin, and Wyn)
You have added Violence ✨ and Cracker Boy
Welcome to an even messier
groupchat, Vi and Graham.
Use context clues to figure
everyone out.
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Welcome to my messy life.
People are currently shipping
me with my brother.
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Future Mr. Bauer
Hold up.
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Future Mr. Bauer has added Brody 🏒
Brody 🏒
What in the fresh hell is this?
Why are there so many people
in here?
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Brody 🏒
Oh thank god Vi and Graham
are here.
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Jackie Boy
We could do a whole slew of
introductions but I don't feel
like it. I'll just send you
everyone's contact info. -Jack
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Welcome, Brody.
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Wait. How does Trevor have
your number?
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Brody 🏒
I reached out to apologize to him
too. I figure he's probably pretty
permanent, so the way I treated
him wasn't okay.
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Future Mr. Bauer
We're solid. We talked about
everything, from Mia to you to
hockey. The feud is over.
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Oh thank fucking god.
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That means more to me than
the apology to me, honestly.
I love you, B.
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Brody 🏒
Love you too, Ellie.
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Baby Hughes
Okay this is getting gross up in
here, let's stop with this bullshit.
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Violence ✨
Okay, my heart is so warm at
happy Wyn and Brody.
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Violence ✨
But also want to puke at the
thought of people shipping
you guys together.
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Quinn Hughes
This is why I enjoy your insta
where you post you guys
because I get to see the chaos
in the comments.
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Griffin Zegras
I don't love it but also do at
the same time.
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You're so odd, Griff. You're
literally in college. How are you
so adverse to us having sex?
We're full adults.
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Griffin Zegras
Because you're going to be my
sister at some point. I'd react
the same to Ava having sex,
honestly.
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Griffin Zegras
But also you're hot as hell.
And I'm jealous. 😂
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Violence ✨
Homeboy, that is some smart
logic but also weird logic.
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Brody 🏒
Makes sense to me. I don't wanna
think about my sister's sex life.
I'd like to believe she's a virgin,
even though I saw her post
locker room shower with Z.
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Sure, B. I'm a virgin. We'll go
with that.
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Future Mr. Bauer
Yeah let's not talk about our sex life
with Brody in here. I would prefer
him not trying to kill me on the
ice or whenever we spend family
time together.
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Yeah I have to agree with that.
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Jamie #6
You guys are an odd bunch but I
love it.
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Cole Caufield
How long do you have to keep the
relationship under wraps? Because
too many people have been asking
me if it's Z.
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Future Mr. Bauer
They just wanna make sure it's a
solid relationship and play up the
"single Z" thing for a bit. I'm
hoping once the season is over,
we can post freely.
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I kinda have no problem with it
because then his teen fan girls
aren't attacking me for being
different than how they picture
him dating or just, yaknow,
dating him in general.
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Future Mr. Bauer
But I'd have posted her the day
she became my girlfriend if I
could have. I'm not ashamed
of her at all. I want to show
her off.
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Stop I'll cry and I don't
wanna do that.
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Cracker Boy
This is the kind of love you
deserve, Wyn.
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Baby Hughes
When you coming to see one of
my games?? I need a Wyn hug and
also to brag to all the guys that
I know you.
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Quinn Hughes
Let's all open a Google calendar
together and put in our schedules.
Then we can plan the summer
at the lake house too.
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Shit yes that sounds
amazing.
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Future Mr. Bauer
I'm on it.
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usera: blue is so cute my god
userb: wife wife wife wife
userc: do i wanna be her or be on her?
userd: Jesus Christ she's so annoying
— usere: so unfollow her?
userf: WAIT IS THAT A CLUE IS SHE favoritepucksiut??? WHO IS THE OTHER HALF??
— userg: sticking with my guess of brody hayes. z wouldn't actually date her.
— userh: neither would brody, i've seen his type
— useri: but i definitely saw them together in boston 👀
— userh: wasn't she visiting her brother?
— useri: i bet that was a cover story and she's been dating him awhile.
— userf: i vote zegras. their chemistry and flirting is everything to me.
— userj: watch it not even be her guys
userl: these comments are scary now
trevorzegras: If you guys are watching a good movie without me, I'm gonna cry.
— wynbauer: Only watching Home because I have a soft spot for Oh.
— trevorzegras: RUDE RUDE RUDE
— wynbauer: You'll live. At least it's not Big Hero 6.
— trevorzegras: You're forgiven. As long as we can FaceTime and watch a movie later.
— wynbauer: Deal.
userm: zyn?????
violetbennett: You're a legend, Wyn.
— brodyhayes: She really is.
usern: BRODY IS HERE AGAIN
jackhughes: The best puck bunny for sure. Love you, Wynnie. ❤️❤️
— wynbauer: Jack, I love you.
— lhughes_06: My personal favorite bunny.
— wynbauer: The only college boy I like. ❤️
— _quinnhughes: All of us Hughes brothers love our Winnie the Pooh.
— wynbauer: HUGGY BEAR!! I have a bear themed nickname too. It's fate. 🥹❤️
— trevorzegras: I hate all of you rn.