Side note 1: Was supposed to work on this last Sunday but I got a 403 error which continued until Monday in the afternoon and I really didn't want to work on this and work on Legend of Piorun instead but I have no choice. This will be the only chapter of Kamen Rider
Side note 2: I am considering a Kancolle reaction story, if I am unable to fulfill the requests here then I will use for Kancolle but this decision is not final yet
Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque
- Kamen Rider (Current reaction)
- "I am a Pole" The Legend of Piorun (after Kamen Rider)
- Battle of Myeongyang, Admiral Yi (Extra history, after I am a Pole)
-- USS Kearsarge, USS Arleigh Burke, USS Zumwalt, USS Midway, USS Montana, USS Forestall, JS Yamato Aegis, Typhoon submarine - Dmitriy Donskoy, I-400 Sentoku class, Charles De Gaulle (future warships). Modern Warships size comparison (After Admiral Yi)
- UNITED STATES OF ARMAMENT (After Future Warships)
- How Nuclear power works (aircraft carriers, Chernobyl disaster, nuclear bombs, and advantages and disadvantages) (After United States of Armament)
- World of Warships AMV - High Free Spirit (After Nuclear Power)
- All Quiet on the Western Front (after AMV)
- Star Azur Wars (A New Hope, I will be doing this after All Quiet on the Western Front since I already have the script and 5 drafts of chapters for the movie. Over 5000 words for each chapter by just the script itself, I didn't even write the reactions of the girls yet.
Order of movies I'll be doing:
1. New Hope
2. Rogue One
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Phantom Menace
5. Attack of the Clones
6. Revenge of the Sith
7. Return of the Jedi
You guys are in for a treat that's for sure)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite, Combat Warriors, Build a Boat, Criminality)
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Hacksaw ridge scenes or Hacksaw Ridge Yarnhub
- The Pig War, Civil War, Russian Revolution (Oversimplified)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, Prinz Eugen documentaries, USS Eldridge (all by animarchy)
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- What sunk the Moskva
- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood
- Isoroku Yamamoto the Commander-in-Chief of the Combined Fleet, Storm Over the Pacific, Tora Tora Tora
- SCP 3000
- Steven HE
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3
- What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you and Azur Lane Slow Ahead Crack by OC Gangsta
- Venator Class Star Destroyer
- USS William D. Porter
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown
- Monsterverse (maybe to be accepted)
- Drachinifel videos (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, etc.)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all (maybe to be accepted)
- Max0r Genshin Impact review, An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7), and Project Wingman review
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- Resident Evil
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph
- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
- BikMCTH (maybe to be accepted)
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore and/or What if Germany WW2? New Order, Last Days of Europe lore
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
- Squire (War Thunder vs World of Warships, Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest, A Steaming Pile of Ship)
- Midway's Forgotten Heroes
- Operation Squabble, Uncommon Chivalry, BF-109 spared B-17, Lawrence of Arabia (all by Yarnhub)
- Saving Private Ryan Omaha scene
- The REAL story: Kamchatka
- The Bloop vs El Gran Maja (maybe to be accepted)
- Why History Overlooks How Much the Japanese Actually Feared the Americans in WW2 (maybe to be accepted)
- More Sabaton (Christmas Truce, Ghost Division, Coat of Arms, Red Baron, Unkillable Soldier. I'm a simple cultured man, I see request for Sabaton then I accept)
- AlternateHistoryHub (Election that Ruined Everything, History of Fallout)
- Best US Military Unit in WW2 by Simple History
- Climbing the ranks (War Thunder planes)
- Azur Lane META versions
New characters (you can request):
Maybe USS Texas at Battle of Jutland reaction
U-47 is a maybe
Chapter starts:
"Now girls, I won't be showing another video for Kamen Rider" Enishi says
"Why?" KC Amagi asks
"I'll just be summarizing the universe and just show photos if that's alright"
"It's fine" AL Amagi says
"Okay then, now Kamen Rider came from Japan. It's a famous franchise"
"Franchise?" The girls ask
"The Kamen Rider franchise is full of movies, television series, comics, and more"
"When was the first one released then?" Mutsu asks interested
"The franchise began in 1971, that's 30 years from now"
"That's... far, how about the latest one?" Mikasa says
"In terms of theatrical releases, the latest one was released in March 17 of 2023"
The kansens are shocked
"M-more than 50 years?!" Yamato yells
"Oh trust me, there are franchises that have gone WAY longer than that. Believe me, unless you want to see them right now?"
The girls shake their heads
"There are three eras: The Showa Era, the Heisei Era which has two phases, and the Reiwa Era which is the current era for most worlds"
(Woah) The kansens thought
"The Kamen Rider also known as Masked Rider, they are basically a child's superheroes. They are generally motorcycle-riding-warrior-dudes with armor that have insect characteristics who fight supervillains often known as Kaijin/Kaiju who are basically monsters"
The children are of course now even more excited
"So this is for children..." August Von Parseval says
"It can be for teenagers and adults too you know. Anyways, this franchise first followed a college student named Takeshi Hongo and his quest to defeat the world-conquering Shocker organization"
"Do they shock people?" Hornet asks
The kansens are dumbfounded
"I think the ice cream you ate in the Kaiserreich reaction has infiltrated not only your digestive system but your brain as well" Enterprise says as Yorktown sighs
"I mean hey? My brain still works right?" Hornet asks
"Anyways... Takeshi Hongo is a biochemistry lab student who races motorcycles as part of a racing club. Now for Shocker, it is a terrorist organization formed by former Nazis whose goal is to conquer the world"
...
"Of course it's formed by Nazis, weird name though.." Formidable says
"If it wasn't the Nazis then maybe they would've come from Russia instead but I don't know how they're gonna conquer the world if they drink Vodka all the time" Admiral Hipper says
"Hey!" The Northern Parliament kansens yelled
"You're no better since you always drink beer and rum all the time" Tallinn says
"Huh!? No I don't! Baka! Don't accuse me of things like that!" Admiral Hipper says
"Yeah, keep being dishonest to yourself you Admiral Flat-Chested hypocrite" Kirov says as Hipper pops a vein
"My sister is a really dishonest person, and you can always expect her to be honest about being dishonest~" Prinz Eugen says as Hipper looks at her
"Oh please! You're no better as well!" Admiral Hipper yells
"The problem is not the problem dear sister~ The problem is your attitude about the problem~ And the problem about your attitude is not really the problem either, but the problem is that the problem is the actual problem and not the problem about your attitude regarding the problem~" Prinz Eugen says
Everyone has lost some brain cells Prinz Eugen's 'problem' comment. Even the Author lost some brain cells
(Knowing the heavy-drinkers they are.. I'm going to have to keep a further eye on Eugen and Hipper before they drink everything... at least leave some...) Bismarck thought
Enishi was just waiting for the girls to be done
"Are you finished?"
The girls nod
"So yeah I think you guys basically get the point of Kamen Rider. Also they can also ride cars aside from motorcycles, or just nothing at all. They almost appear almost every year, each of them with different names, and powers aka magic, mutations, and/or technology. Each have their own enemies as well, they go from evil underground organizations, monsters, or even aliens"
"Is that all they do?" Cleveland asks
"Well that's their role, but not all of them are good. Some will be evil or just fight for their own desires like the Dark Riders, they only cause despair, pain, and chaos. But whether if they fight for good or evil, it doesn't matter because they will still bear the name 'Kamen Rider'. I'll just explain the Showa Era Kamen Riders because there are too many, and you girls will just get bored if I go own explaining every single era with every single story"
The girls nod in understanding
"Let's go back to the Shocker organization. Their scientists turn humans into superhuman cyborgs by surgically altering them with animal and insect DNA with machine stuff, that includes their members. A Shocker soldier is more faster, and stronger than an average human even though they look like skeletons"
Some of the kansens laugh
"It's funny but we love it. The worst part? Japanese comics or 'Manga' showed that Shocker had influence over the governments of the world"
The girls are again dumbfounded and shocked
"How... the hell.. do they do all of that?" Akagi asks while drinking some green tea as a tennis ball comes out of nowhere and hits her in the cheek
(I'll leave it to you guys to guess who did that)
"Don't question it Akagi. Anyways Takeshi Hongo was kidnapped by Shocker but of course it was their undoing. He was another addition to their ranks as a grasshopper-human hybrid but Takeshi Hongo escaped like a true protagonist"
"So that's how he got his powers, what does he look like?" Yat Sen asks
"The Kamen Riders have to transform into their suits, each are different in look, their transformations are different as well but here's Takeshi Hongo's suit"
"Interesting design.." Ayanami says
"It suits for a man~" Atago says as she gets headbonked by Takao
"Where do they even get the scientists?" Gneisenau asks
"Shocker would often kidnap their scientists and force them to work for the organization, then of course kill them when their no longer useful or if they attempted to escape"
The shipgirls frown
"After Takeshi Hongo they tried a second attempt on Hayato Ichimonji but it backfired when Takshi rescued him and was the second Kamen Rider. They put an end to Shocker, however its remnants formed Gel Shocker after their disbandment"
"At least they stopped them for the most part.." Agir says
"After that, a bunch of time shenanigans happened. People trying to alter history and creating other timelines along the way"
"How does that even work in a time in the 1970's?" Intrepid asks
"It worked in Red Alert so don't question it big sis" Shangri-La says
"Let's move on to Gel Shocker, as I said earlier it was created after the disbandment of Shocker. They took along another organization with them named Geldam which is where Gel comes from, they trained in the deserts of Africa which is surprising considering nobody gives a f*ck about Africa but its also brilliant because nobody gives a f*ck about Africa and nobody would even think that a secret evil organization would stay in Africa which nobody gives a f*ck about" Enishi states
The kansens were just silent
"Sorry about that, I do care about Africa. What I said is just a joke.. maybe. Anyways, they also fought the two Kamen Riders known as the Double Riders, of course they were defeated as well. Now the Gel Shocker combatants wear a combined yellow and purple suits"
"At least its kinda better than the skeleton costumes" Peter Strasser says
"That's all for the first Kamen Rider series lasting from 1971 to 1973. The second one goes until 1974"
"It went shorter?" Fletcher asks
"The first series has 98 episodes so its no wonder it took 2 years to finish, the other series have less than 55 episodes so they can either last until a year or just a few months"
"Well that's surprising.." Ping Hai says
"The second series started after the events of the first one, a cyborg named Shiro Kazami and when he encounters Destron monster he transformers into Kamen Rider V3"
"Cyborg?" Saint Louis asks
"A person who has technology implanted into their body, or just someone who has greater abilities with technology overall. Now for V3, he has 26 powers and doesn't know what they are but most of them are revealed as the series goes on. One of his abilities are Bulletproof Muscles and he has a nuclear-powered motorcycle with special abilities and please don't ask me how he did that but he is a cyborg so it counts"
"With great power.. comes great responsibility" AL Amagi says
"Indeed. Shiro has some friends as well, Tobei Tachibana aka his mentor, Junko Tama aka woman who has crush on Shiro but she is an unlucky one since she never got to confess or I don't think she confessed anyway"
"And there's romance.. of course there is..." Graf Zeppelin says
"Chill out Zeppy" Gangut says
"Don't call me that..." Graf Zeppelin says
"Moving on. Shiro is aware but he is overprotective and refuses to let her get close to him since he's a Kamen Rider since it's dangerous and she often gets into dangerous situations requiring V3 to resque her. She does eventually becomes a close friend"
"At least there's some progress" Howe says while eating a cookie
"Better than none, imagine Mikasa over here falls in love with a guy named Eren and she never gets to confess because of tragic events" Georgios Averof says as Mikasa blushes at that
Some of the kansens laugh at that
(Little does Georgios know) Enishi thought
"Anyways, Junko has a little brother named Shigeru and he is a nember of the Boys' Kamen rider Squad. Now the Boys' Kamen Rider members are basically scouts who assist V3 throughout Japan, they have medallions shaped like V3's head and they are radios that allow them to report sus activity to Kamen Rider headquarters"
"Sus?" Montpelier asks
"Suspicious. It's so obvious, why you guys acting real mad sus right now" Hornet says
The kansens facepalm, how come in battle; Hornet is so serious but outside of battle she is like a modern day person who knows their references and memes
"Lastly there is Ken Sakuma, he is a Destron Hunter from Interpol which is an international organization for police stuff. Now moving on to Destron which I know you girls want to know about, Destron like Shocker is an international organization bent on conquering the world with terrorist attacks. It was formed by surviving members of Gel Shocker"
"How are they even getting members?" Richelieu asks while frowning
"Like I said, don't ask things that are questionable. There are many MANY things that are questionable. Just roll with the flow. It's how these shows work. Anyways, Destron had branches in every country and sought to dominate the entire planet like many other villains. Main headquarters was in Japan and is the most focused country on"
"Of course since Kamen Rider is made in Japan..." KC Amagi says
"See? Amagi here gets it. Anyways here's how their soldiers look like"
"So instead of skeletons its scorpions now?" Rodney asks
"Failure after failure because of Kamen Rider V3, so the Destron Leader summoned Doctor G from their German Division to take charge of day-to-day operations of Destron's Japanese Division. Destron used a scorpion as its symbol but had no scorpion-like monsters. That's it for Destron, I have no idea if V3 won or not"
"Can't you just ask God or something?" Bunker Hill asks
"It's more complicated than that. Because you see each universe has a guardian looking out for them, some guardians have access to many universes and worlds like me. If I have no access to a certain universe or world, then I can only research about it and research can be limited, sometimes I can't even do research at all"
The girls nod
"Moving on to Kamen Rider X that lasted only to nearly 8 months"
"Now that is really short, like those lolis over there"
"Robotics scientist Keitaro Jin and his son Keisuke come in between a campaign of an evil organization known as G.O.D. They are attacked and Keitaro's technology gets stolen and Keitaro of course died, but he somehow performs surgery on his son before he dies and transformed him into X-Rider. And like a protagonist, he plans to use his technology as he battles G.O.D.'s Japan branch to avenge his father"
The kansens just nod
(Did they really name their organization 'God'?) The Iris Libre kansens thought
"And would you look at that, Keisuke has a lover aka Ryoko Mizuki who is his fiancee. Keitaro's former assisstant, and a G.O.D. member"
"What?!" Some of the kansens yell
"Don't panic, she and her twin sister are Interpol agents investigating G.O.D. She joined the organization to spy on it while allowing himself to turn into a cyborg, but eventually she died. She exposed herself while protecting a child and was killed by the leader of G.O.D. or better known as the Government of Darkness soon after"
The kansens look down
"What about the sister?" Vittorio Veneto asks
"She also died by the Government of Darkness. And like V3, I do not know if Rider X defeated G.O.D."
"We can only hope he did defeat them.." Yorktown says
"Three down, two more to explain. I can't access the other series for the Showa era unfortunately, there are 9 in total but I can only research 5 unfortunately"
"Don't worry about it" Soryu says
"Kamen Rider Stronger which lasted for 8 months again, the one before it lasted for 6 months. Shigeru Jo joins an evil organization called 'Black Satan' which is formed from the remnants of Shocker and is another terrorist organization. Shigeru joins since his close friend and mentor Goro Numata died"
"Why the hell is it from Shocker again?!" Deutschland yells as FDG bonks her head
(Old hag...) Deutschland thought as FDG bonks her head again
(I almost feel sorry for her) Every shipgirl thought
"Black Satan... I feel like one of them in another show has the word 'dogma' in it." Jean Bart says
"Shigeru was promised great power and he had a desire for revenge especially because he secretly knows that Black Satan was responsible for Numata's death"
"Oh yeah, it's all coming together" Essex says
"Shigeru undergoes surgery and becomes one of Black Satan's super soldiers which are basically soldiers but overpowered. He uses the organization to get the needed stuff for revenge"
"He's using the organization to destroy the organization.." Helena says
"Reverse card!" Phoenix yells
"Shigeru then escapes from Black Satan before they can brainwash him, by this time he becomes Kamen rider Stronger"
"How do they come up with these designs? Not that I'm complaining, what are his powers?" Littorio asks
"People can be creative. One of his powers is that he gains the ability to 'Charge Up' but he has to use it in less than a minute or else hell explode, I'll explain how he got it later"
The kansens blinked in surprise
"Anyways, Stronger then meets Yuriko Misaki who is another cyborg soldier created by Black Satan who was actually their first attempt at a female Kamen Rider but of course she turned on them as well"
"How brilliant of them" Avrora says sarcastically
"And together they fight against Black Satan and the Delza Army soon after Black Satan's demise"
"They just can't get a break can they?" Jeanne d'Arc asks
"Nope. Anyways, they both fight for some time. And guess what? Over time Yuriko fell in love with Shigeru
Some kansens like Jean Bart and Deutschland groan
"Deutschland, can you appreciate something for once?" Lutzow asks
"Want to know what I appreciate?" Deutschland asks as she stands up in her chair, standing over Lutzow by a few inches
"Know your place you lowly animal! I am above you figuratively AND literally! I have the high ground!" Deutschland yells
The kansens were silent
"F*ck you and your high ground" Gangut says
Hood then is behind Deutschland
"I like your cut g..." Hood whispers as she slaps the back of Deutschland's head, causing her nearly fall from her chair and sit back down
"Damn you tea-drinker.." Deutschland says
"You were supposed to say with 'thank you'." Hood says as she goes back to her seat
Graf Spee apologizes for a while then Enishi continues
"They defeat Black Satan, but the Delzer Army is formed from what is left of Black Satan to fight the Kamen Riders"
"They just don't want to give up don't they?" Denver asks
"A cause is never lost as long as there is one fool to fight for it" Algerie says
"During a battle against them however, Yuriko sadly dies in Episode 30. She gave her life to defeat Doctor Kate to save Shigeru from being poisoned. Shigeru was of course haunted by this, which leads him to undergo surgery to get his very powerful yet dangerous 'Charge-Up' form"
The shipgirls frowned
"Sacrifices that were worth it I assume?" Musashi asks
"Yes, the organization was destroyed. But it was with help of course. The last six previous Kamen Rider's from the last four series came back and joined Stronger to defeat the Delza Army which they succeeded in" Enishi states
The kansens sigh in relief
"Now here comes the last one, Kamen Rider Skyrider which is after Stronger. Shocker comes back again by the way, now their known as Neo-Shocker"
The kansens drop to the ground dramatically
"How many times are they going to return and get away with it?" Warspite asks
Enishi doesn't answer
"Now they are responsible for numerous disappearances and terrorist attacks against the Japanese government. Spreading their influence across the world like their predecessors. Their goal is the genocide of about two thirds of the current human population on Earth with them as the dominant majority"
"I am crazy but that's just wow" Taihou says
Everyone looks at her
"So you admit it?" Akagi asks
"I am crazy so I am not crazy, but is that crazy or is it not crazy because I am crazy yet there are times where I am not crazy and yet I continue to act crazy but I continue to show that I am not actually crazy-" Taihou tries to say but AL Amagi bonks her head which causes her to stop
(I almost lost more braincells) The kansens thought
Enishi almost lost braincells even though he is a supernatural entity
"I guess I can continue now... though the other branches are succeeding unopposed, only the Japanese branch is making no progress due to the interference of Skyrider and were eventually defeated"
"How come its always the Japanese branch?" Belfast asks
"In stories and shows like these, sometimes one country is always going to have the villains while the others are just completely fine. Now Skyrider came to be by another doctor named Keitaro Shido. He has expertise in technology and was kidnapped by Neo-Shocker, he wanted to escape so bad that he convinces Neo-Shocker's command to turn an injured Hiroshi into a powerful Neo-Shocker warrior but instead he transformed Hiroshi into Skyrider then a bunch of fights then the old Kamen Riders come back and Neo-Shocker was destroyed by a bomb and other stuff"
"And they still somehow never see that coming" Queen Elizabeth says
"It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I tell you! Brilliant I say!" Albacore yells
"Okay that's it for Kamen Rider, but watch this before we watch the next one"
The video starts
We see Prince of Wales taking a phone call
"This is Azur Lane HQ, who's this?" Prince of Wales asks
Hitler was revealed to have called Prince of Wales but immediately ends it, Prince of Wales then puts back the phone in its place
The kansens are silent
"My Fuhrer, what the hell did you do just now? Was that some kind of trolling or something?" An officer asks
"Piss off" Hitler says as he walks away
The kansens are still silent
"I think I was trolled by that call" Prince of Wales says
(Trolled?) The shipgirls thought
Illustrious and Cleveland are seen nearby
"I am wondering who the bloody hell called me then hung me up just as I answer that phone. This is the first time I've been trolled for my entire life" Prince of Wales says
"Trolling is a very hideous crime" Illustrious says
"That must be very serious.." Bismarck says with a small frown
"Whoever the shit trolled me will be never forgiven. One day I shall get revenge on the person who made this prank to me" Prince of Wales says
The video ends
The kansens are still silent
"So that is how World War II really started" Howe says
The kansens laugh, except Prince of Wales who is being patted in the back by King George V
Chapter done. Sorry if this chapter was bad guys
Have meme: Belfast is angry, run