xxvii. you're the brains
Favorite Puck Slut
I miss you so much already.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
I am a needy little bitch,
apparently.
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Future Mr. Bauer
Then I'm a needy little bitch
too, because I miss you.
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Future Mr. Bauer
And Jamie says he misses Blue
more than he misses you.
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Favorite Puck Slut
Rude.
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Favorite Puck Slut
How much longer until you
talk to your social media
people?
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
Not that I want to post something
and tell everyone we're dating but
I just wanna know I'm free to
whenever I want to.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
Soon. Once practice is over,
I'm heading up. Right now,
we're just taking a quick
break for food.
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Favorite Puck Slut
Go practice! I want more of
those goals scored between
your legs, handsome.
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Future Mr. Bauer
Is that the only reason you're
attracted to me?
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Favorite Puck Slut
No?
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Favorite Puck Slut
It's not the only reason. But it's a
big one. You're very talented,
hotshot.
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Favorite Puck Slut
The Ducks aren't my favorite team
because they're good. They've just
got a really good player.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
I could kiss you on the mouth rn.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
I'll let you know what the the
PR team says ASAP.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
Good boy.
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Future Mr. Bauer
I hate them.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
What happened?
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Future Mr. Bauer
So basically because of all of
the media attention on me right
now and being basically a face
of hockey, they want to
continue to play up on me
being single.
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Future Mr. Bauer
I'm currently single and so young
girls think they have a chance,
meaning we're selling more
tickets. And they don't wanna
risk that for a "fresh relationship".
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Future Mr. Bauer
Even though I pointed out you're
an influencer who is heavy on
body positivity and that you
started as a fan, so that'll look
good in the long run.
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Favorite Puck Slut
Hey, it's okay. I get where
they're coming from, babe.
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Favorite Puck Slut
And it makes sense that they
wouldn't want you posting me.
I'm not exactly hockey girlfriend
material, honestly.
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Future Mr. Bauer
Don't talk about yourself like
that. I'll call your therapist for
you, sweet cheeks.
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Future Mr. Bauer
I just wanna be able to post
pictures of us together, yaknow?
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
What if we started an Instagram
that we both post to? But don't
tag ourselves. Or follow ourselves.
And just post faceless pics. So that
way, once we're free to post about our
relationship, fans can look back and see
that we are happy + see our story.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
See, this is why you're the brains
+ the beauty and I'm the brawn.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
We're both the beauty, so shut up.
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Future Mr. Bauer
That honestly is such a good idea
though.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
Thank ya thank ya.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
Wanna set it up with me tonight?
I'll come over and spend the night.
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Favorite Puck Slut
Oh my god, yes please.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
I think Jamie is gonna cry when I
tell him. He really liked you and
your dogs, apparently.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
He deserves it for missing
Blue more than me.
delivered
Future Mr. Bauer
I'll pick up food on the way. See ya
in a little bit, sweet cheeks.
delivered
Favorite Puck Slut
I will kiss you on the lips as
soon as you get here.
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