Reactions before/after Epilogue: Requests list
(I will be doing alternate history/versions for some of these)
- Battle of Jutland, Taranto, Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Samar (Task Force Taffy 3)
- HMS Dreadnought
- Britain's Triumph: The Surrender of the German High Seas Fleet
- Naval Legends: USS Texas
- Tank Fish (Hail our Lord and Savior. Videos will be Trench Warfare, Beach Episode, Napoleonic Wars The Fall of Fort Tillbury, Rise of Nations series, Da Hood, Anime Fighting Simulator or Apeirophobia, SharkBite)
- How to Hood, WEEB POWER | MUSASHI, The Weaboo Fantasy 2, PORK KNUCKLES | H-CLASS BB, BONGO BONGO KONGO, WORLD OF TORPEDOOS #3 and #4, How to Scharnhorst, How to Tirpitz (Revi-Sequel), How to Warspite, How to Dunkerque (How to Hood is next reaction)
- Kantai Collection/KanHori (Current reaction)
- The Fighting Lady
- Naval Legends: Georgios Averof
- Hacksaw ridge scenes or Hacksaw Ridge Yarnhub
- The Pig War, Napoleonic Wars
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- How Nuclear power works (aircraft carriers, Chernobyl disaster, nuclear bombs, and advantages and disadvantages)
- Star Wars Navy battles (Most specifically Scarif, Endor, Scipio, Corusant, etc.)
- What if USA joined Axis instead of the Allies, Kaiserreich (All of these are alternative history)
- Battle of Myeongyang, Admiral Yi
- Bismarck, Akagi, Tirpiz, and Prinz Eugen documentaries by animarchy history
- Naval Legends: Yamato, Yamato (2005) scenes
- "I am a Pole" The Legend of Piorun, What sunk the Moskva
- Halo Battle of Earth, Human-Covenant War, The Flood
- Isoroku Yamamoto the Commander-in-Chief of the Combined Fleet, Storm Over the Pacific, Tora Tora Tora
- Top Gun/Top Gun Maverick
- SCP 3000, Steven HE
- World of Warships AMV - High Free Spirit
- nerf BISMARCK pls (both parts), nerf KREMLIN pls
- Attack on Pearl Harbor (Crimson Axis history)
- What your favorite warships says about you Pt 1-3, What your favorite Azur Lane Waifu says about you by OC Gangsta
- Transformers, Venator Class Star Destroyer, Pacific Rim 1st movie (These are maybe to be accepted)
- USS William D. Porter
- USS Kearsarge, USS Arleigh Burke, USS Zumwalt, USS Midway, USS Montana, USS Forestall, JS Yamato Aegis, Typhoon submarine - Dmitriy Donskoy, I-400 Sentoku class (future warships)
- Modern Warships size comparison
- Naval Legends: Iowa and/or Naval Legends: Missouri
- Sinking of Blucher (Drobak Sound)
- Space Battleship Yamato 2202 with ship breakdown(maybe to be accepted)
- Monsterverse (maybe to be accepted)
- Drachinifel videos (Tillman, The Great White Fleet, etc.)
- Operation Crossroads
- World of Warthunder
- UNITED STATES OF ARMAMENT, TITANIC STEERING TUTORIAL, ANIME DRAGON DESTROYER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
- Pokemon (maybe to be accepted)
- TF2 meet them all (maybe to be accepted)
- Max0r Genshin Impact review and An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat (0 and 7)
- Battle of Midway by Montemayor (maybe), Battle of Coral Sea by Montemayor
- Kamen Rider
- Resident Evil
- The Italian Navy Massacre at the Battle of Cape Matapan (Dark Seas)
- The Sinking of Repulse and Prince of Wales by Historigraph (OC Gangsta blaming Repulse for the sinking of his waifu Wales intensifies)
- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
- BikMCTH (maybe to be accepted)
- Battle of Kure (Japanese Pearl Harbor) and/or Indian Ocean Raid 1942 (Britain Pearl Harbor)
- Channel Dash; Scharnhorst and Gneisenau Run the British Blockade
- Spartan761 Aircraft Carrier Stuff series and Operation Crossroads
- Hoi4: The New Order Lore (a continuation of some sort)
- Binkov's Battlegrounds USS Iowa vs IJN Yamato
- 2003 Invasion of Iraq by The Armchair Historian (maybe to be accepted)
- HMS Formidable Launched Herself by History in the Dark
New characters (you can request):
I plan to add USS Texas at the Battle of Jutland reaction, HMS Agincourt (Dreadnought) is a maybe. I will add RNS Peterloo at one point
AL Amagi and KC Amagi will be added this chapter. I updated the characters list.
Chapter starts:
The girls then took their break. The one thing they talked about the most is the debate of the potential use of siren technology. Most of them were hesitant but considered the idea, and in the end they all agree of experimentation with the technology. Iron Blood will be leading the experimentation along with the Northern Parliament, both nations would be watched over by the Royal Navy and Iris Libre. The Sakura Empire and Eagle Union will be providing extra supplies if necessary. If the technology is proven to be too dangerous and too out of control, then experimentations would cease immediately. When their debate was over, they want back into the theater, ready for more reactions
"At least that debate is over" Enterprise says
"I agree.." Akagi says; she wants to tell them about Observer Alpha but she just can't, for now at least
The screen lights up as soon as the kansens take their seats
"Now girls, two more shipgirls will be joining you today"
"Is there a limit Mr. Enishi?" Unicorn asks
"I do have a limit. At least 100 shipgirls can fit in my theater. Some kansens can and might be removed, you girls can request to leave if you want. Now, the two girls already watched all the things I've made you watched so far, but they didn't meet each other yet. All you have to do is to introduce yourselves and the things you have talked about." Enishi states
The girls nod
The first kansen was AL Amagi. The second was KC Amagi. They walked through the theater, they looked around and saw everyone. All of the Sakura Empire kansens were shocked, some of the others as well. Everybody wondered who KC Amagi was however
"Amagi Nee-sama..." Akagi murmured to herself
"Amagi-san.." Some of the Sakura Empire kansens murmured
"Ahahaha... hello Akagi, everyone.. it has been so long" AL Amagi says
(She did not cough?) The Sakura Empire kansens thought
Everybody else in the theater did not bother to talk, then everybody including the Sakura Empire turned to KC Amagi
"I guess I should introduce myself... I'm Amagi. 2nd of the Unryuu-class Carrier" KC Amagi says nervously, feeling pressured by everyone in the room
Most of the kansens then turned to AL Amagi who sighed
"I knew I would come next... anyways, I'm the 1st ship of the Amagi-class Battlecruisers. My dear little sister Akagi here was once originally supposed to be a Battlecruiser but due to certain circumstances we were both to be converted to Aircraft Carriers, however that plan was scrapped after a... certain natural disaster. For some reason I'm not coughing anymore eversince I started reacting to those videos and films.." AL Amagi says while frowning a little; recalling some of the videos everyone reacted to
Akagi's juniors looked at her, Akagi just giggled from their reactions because they are shooketh to learn that she was once supposed to be a battlecruiser. She was a little embarrassed though. The juniors wondered if Kaga was once supposed to be something like a battlecruiser as well.
Most people in the room were in shock:
One, those who knew AL Amagi knows she died but know she is back from the dead. They could certainly use a tactician and strategist like Amagi, she is basically like Yamamoto in a way.
Two, those who did not know Amagi were meeting her. They wondered what she looked like and her personality and there is resemblance.
Three, she was ill due to the natural disaster (It was an Earthquake if I'm not mistake). If she was ill, how come she wasn't anymore?
Everyone then turned their heads to KC Amagi
"Before you girls ask anything. The reason why AL Amagi is not coughing is because I removed her illness, you're welcome. Now for the KC Amagi, she is not from your Azur Lane worlds, she comes from a sister-universe called the 'Kancolle' worlds. That's the reasons for her not having any animal characteristics. Lastly, please call her nation's name by 'Japan' instead of 'Sakura Empire'." Enishi states
Everybody was again in shock, but they immediately knew what AL and KC meant
"Uhm, care to explain the 'Japan' if you don't mind.." Mutsu asks
"Of course, Japan is the original name of the Sakura Empire before the sirens invaded. America or United States for Eagle Union, Germany for Iron Blood, Britain for the Royal Navy, China for Dragon Empery, Russia or Soviet Union for Northern Parliament, France for Iris Libre, Italy for Sardegna Empire, and Greece for Hellas Republic"
(Very interesting...) Everyone thought
"Now, expect that future videos will either use the 'Azur Lane nation's' names or the 'Kancolle' nation's names. I hope you get used to it girls. Anymore questions?"
"Thank you Enishi... for.. this, but.. once we're done reacting to everything you have in store... will Amagi Nee-sama go back to the afterlife?" Akagi says, there was some desperation in her tone and only a few like Amagi, Kaga, Enterprise, and others noticed it
"There's always a choice, Amagi can go back to the afterlife if she wants or she can start anew, and join back into the Sakura Empire. She can even have the planned carrier conversion here or she can just stay as a battlecruiser"
Most kansens looked towards AL Amagi
"I... there's so many things going on that I did not expect.. but I do know this.. I want to live again. With the people and nation I care for, and I'll think about that carrier conversion" Amagi says in a firm tone
Akagi and Kaga were very joyful that she decided to stay, and glad that she doesn't have to hear those coughs of illness anymore
"Now, I'll give you a few minutes for all of you to talk. Please tell me when you're ready"
Let's start with AL Amagi talking with the Sakura Empire
"Hello, Akagi, Kaga" Amagi says as she hugs the both of them
She lets them go afterwards
"Now, did you two fight while I was gone? Any stupid things the both of you did?" Amagi asks as both of them shook their heads
Amagi stares deep into their souls, she sensed no lies. She then looked towards the Sakura Empire kansens, they too shook their heads
"Oh that's good, if you both did then I would have punished you both severely, fufufu~" Amagi says while smiling. It wasn't one of her fake smiles
Everybody in the Sakura Empire sweats
(She still hasn't changed) The kansens who knew Amagi thought
(We definitely don't want to mess with her...) The kansens who didn't know Amagi thought
"Lady Nagato" Amagi says while bowing
"N-no need to do that" Nagato says
"How are things? How's Tosa?" Amagi says while Nagato smiles
"It's been great, Tosa has been saddened since you were gone but she recovered eventually. We learned many things here" Nagato says
"Do tell.." Amagi says
"Take a seat, Amagi Nee-sama" Akagi says
The conversation then goes on. The kansens from the Sakura Empire who didn't know Amagi began to understand more about her, she was a nice woman if you didn't do anything that would anger her. She told stories, especially about Akagi and Kaga in their younger days. Amagi showed a picture which she got from one of her pockets.
Shoukaku laughed the hardest among the Sakura kansens, Akagi begged Amagi to not continue. Kaga and Zuikaku just facepalmed at their older sisters, Kaga was a little embarrassed but she got over it. Then the kansens then began to share their own stories while Amagi was in the afterlife, she hugged Akagi and Kaga tightly after hearing the things they have said in their time in the theater, the carrier fox sisters had a lot of character development along with everyone else. They even talked about the potential use of siren technology proposed by Akagi, Amagi accepted the idea and frowned abit when she heard that Akagi was willing to take all of the responsibility by herself if gone wrong. Everyone else did not get to talk with AL Amagi.
Now for Kancolle Amagi however, it was mostly questions about her world. Amagi did not go too deep into detail. Simply saying that the kansens in her Kancolle world too fight sirens, have rigging, nations, etc. Kancolle Amagi also stated that based on the information given by Enishi about Azur Lane, their sister- universes are similar yet very different from one another. Kancolle Amagi then met with Azur Lane Amagi, they got along quite well. They drank tea while they were talking with each other, and other things as well.
When everyone was done talking, they returned to their seats
(This intermission was longer than expected)
"Everybody ready for more?" Enishi asks as the girls nod
"Alright, let's start reacting to Kancolle. It's not a summary or anything, just something fun to watch"
Everybody was interested as the first episode of the parody series starts
Episode 1: Admiral is Appointed
The video shows an island base then someone assumed to be a shipgirl of Kancolle is near the base
(Fufu... I finally found it... So, this is... Enoshima guardian office..) ??? thought
(I think guardian office is basically just a workspace. I think the 'guardian' is the commander looking over his shipgirls or something like that. Correct me if I'm wrong cuz I have no idea)
The scene then cuts to the main building
"Brr... uu... what a strange chilly day. By the way, why do we have to wait here?" Kongou says as she has snot running down her nose
Everybody was silent
"Today, we are welcoming the new kanmusu (shipgirl) being posted here" Kaga says in her stoic/serious tone
"Ara ara, I wonder what kind of girl she is? I'm looking forward to it~" Atago says
"Now I know... what KC Amagi meant.. they don't have... any animal characteristics.. at all" Boise says
"Other-world senpai is still too serious..." Zuikaku says
Kaga slightly tilts her head
(What's wrong with being serious?) Kaga thought
"Ara~" Atago says while looking at her Kancolle-self as Takao facepalms
(I may or may not feel bad for my alter-self...) Takao thought
Scene then goes to Inazuma and Tenryuu
"Fufufu! It's a destroyer girl like me, nanodesu! Nanodesu! Nanodesu!" Inazuma yells while her arms are raised
Some of the kansens laugh
"If only our Inazuma was more lively.." Ayanami says
Ark Royal is nosebleeding
"Speaking of which... looks like someone's here?" Tenryuu asks
Another shipgirl enters the room
"Arriving to the first fleet, effective today here at Enoshima guardian office. I'm the First Class destroyer, Shimakaze. Nice to meet you!" She introduces herself while saluting
"So she's still that dutiful destroyer even in another universe.. there's some resemblance thanks to those bunny ears even if they're not real.." Yamato says
Enterprise sends Ark Royal a glare and Belfast sends Ark Royal with a 'smile'. They hope that if the Kancolle world has an Ark Royal, they hope that she is not a lolicon
"Yes! Nice to meet a fellow destroyer nanodesu!" Inazuma yells in an ecstatic tone while waving her arms around
Most of the kansens laugh
"She's definitely more lively than our Inazuma~" Atago says
"If I had to, my performance can be BATTLESHIP level so... so my speed is IN A DIFFERENT LEAGUE than yours" Shimakaze states
(Almost sunk in one hit from an ally nanodesu...) Inasuma thought while sweating a little
"Shimakaze is not kidding when it comes to speed... she can to nearly 41 knots.. her speed being 40.9 knots..." KC Amagi says
Everyone except the Sakura Empire, Iris Libre, and Eagle Union are surprised. Eagle Union has USS Maury (DD-401). She can reach 42.8 knots even though her design speed is 36.5. Iris Libre however has Le Terrible, 45.1 knots is just wow.
"In terms of 'Battleship' performance... her 15 torpedo tubes should be the reason why.. or at least that's what I think" Takao says as everyone is more surprised
The Kancolle shipgirls introduction begins
"Um... I'm a special Type III Destroyer, Inazuma, nanodesu"
Ark Royal takes a picture from a camera she brought out of nowhere
"Hey! I'm a fast battleship. The girl returning to her home country, Kongou DEESU!! Yaay!"
Some of the kansens laugh
"I can see some resemblance.." Amagi says
"Standard (Fleet) Carrier Kaga... My specialty is scouting and preemption" She says in her still stoic and silent tone while her eyes are closed
"I can definitely see the resemblance~ Especially with the color blue~" Akagi says as Kaga turns red
Some of the kansens laugh, Amagi had missed this
"Heavy cruiser Atago! I'm proud of my bountiful equipment~ Nice to meet you~" She says as her arms are below her chest which makes her... melons bounce a little
(I'm such a degenerate for writing and doing this, but its what I'm here for. If I didn't become a degenerate then this story wouldn't exist at all)
The flat-chested kansens almost fainted from that, Queen Elizabeth did faint
Those like Prinz Eugen and Atago present their chest proudly
"I'm Tenryuu. I'm a light cruiser. Leave the night battles to me!" Tenryuu yells
"Where's the admiral?" Shimakaze asks
(Such evasion skill~!!) The kanmusus (shipgirls) thought as Shimakaze shakes her head a lot
"Come to think of it, we haven't seen the Admiral yet either NE(right)!" Kongou says
"That's right nanodesu!" Inazuma says
"Is it, I wonder?" Kaga asks first
"Is that so?" Atago asks second
"Is that right?" Tenryuu asks last
"Yep, that's how it is!" Everyone except Shimakaze yells while showing a 'peace' sign
(I wonder if I can still request a change in deployment...) Shimakaze thought
Everyone laughs at that
"Honestly, we were also just recently posted, let alone we don't know the Admiral to sortie us yet" Atago states
"But shouldn't we have heard of his posting by now?" Tenryuu asks
"However, he seems to be behind schedule so who really knows if he will come" Kaga asks
"You guys have commanders?" Fletcher asks as KC Amagi nods
"We do... sometimes they change.. sometimes they're permanent. Sometimes good.. sometimes bad... and many more other things" KC Amagi says as everyone nods
"Well, you don't have to worry about that" Shimakaze says
"What makes you say that?" Kongou asks
"Because he's been over there this whole time?" Shimakaze asks as she gestures to the lone Admiral sitting in the end of the room in his chair with his desk
"Oh! Shit-o! When did you get ther-?!" Kongou asks
"How did they not notice him?" King George V asks dumbfounded
"He must've mastered the ability to sit... so incredibly still... that he has become invisible to their eyes..." Shinano says as everyone laughs
The Admiral is shown to just have a 'T' for a face. No eyes, no nose, no mouth, nothing. Just a 'T'
Everybody did not even question that
"Ara ara, what a surprise" Atago says
"Guh... I couldn't even detect his presence with my scouting ability..." Kaga says
"He didn't show up on my radar either..." Tenryuu says
Everyone was considering Shinano's idea for a moment
"This stealthy admiral is not a normal person..." Tenryu says
"No... I just think he has a weak presence" Shimakaze says as the commander fades into the wall
"P-putting it like that... not just reality, but even escaping into the internet.. saying he sucks up the air! It's too much nanodesu!!" Inazuma yells
Everybody wondered what this 'internet' was and were really considering Shinano's thought. They also felt bad for Inazuma
"Poor child.." Musashi says
"There there! Cheer up Inazuma-chan! Fight!" Kongou yells
The Admiral's name is revealed: T-toku
(Right then, I felt like I wanted to cry..) T-toku thought
"Listen up, starting today I've been appointed Admiral of this guardian office! Everyone! I'll be counting on you!" T-toku yells
A few seconds
"...Were you demoted?" Everyone asks with some sparkles around them
"Doubting him already.. not a good sign..." Boise says
"Oi... don't voluntary attack your own commander to sparkle" T-toku says
Everyone laughs
The shipgirl from earlier is again shown as her name is revealed: Hiei
"Fufu... fufu... I've run aground... help me onee-sama..." Hiei says with some bruises all around her and 'tears' running down her face like when Akagi and Kaga get bonked by Amagi
"Ouch... I wonder what happened" Hiryu says
"That was a great start" Vittorio Veneto says while chuckling a little
Episode 2: Sister Ship Sighted!
Scene goes to Enoshima base then to the main building
"What the... Yokosuka's Sarushima fleet was destroyed? And furthermore the while guardian office somehow disappeared???" T-toku talks to himself while looking at the newspaper
Everybody was alarmed
Clip cuts to Hiei, still covered in bruises on the ground. She definitely had a bad day
"Ara, what's this? Washed up trash?" Atago asks
Some laugh at that, especially Deutschland
"That's just mean" Albacore says
"I found it floating off the shore on the way back from expedition. By the way, why are Kongou and the Admiral completely attached to each other?" Tenryuu says
Clip shows Kongou very near Admiral T-toku while holding a teapot. Poor T-toku is trying to read a paper and he is sweating a bit due to Kongou
"I don't like Ms. Kongou's one-sided relationship with the Admiral.. though she just comes off as a middle aged drunkard..." Kaga says
Most kansens laugh
"Even alter-Kaga has that 'straight-to-the-point' personality" Enterprise says while chuckling a little
"I feel this Kongou has as a completely different personality compared to ours.. she's not.. clingy" Nagato says
"Fufu, it was when Tenryuu's group were on expedition. We were going to the docks... when suddenly we encountered the Admiral, and then..." Atago says as a flashback is shown
Admiral T-Toku is taking a shower, completely naked. At least a certain part isn't shown. Some of the girls are shown near the Admiral, like Atago and Kongou..
The girls blush, most are trying to resist 'images' coming into their minds. Others like Taihou have already pictured them
(I've fallen in love with Admiral's 46cm TRIPLE GUN MOUNT! BURNING LOOOOOOOOVE!!!) Kongou yells in her thoughts
(What has degeneracy done to me)
"Among saying other things, she became really lively. So as expected, she's totally into him. But hey, I guess that's the story of a Battleship?" Atago says
"It's a... very 'interesting' story.." Columbia says
"Or rather, maybe she mistook it for a 7.7mm Machine Gun?" Kaga asks
Kaga specifically turns more red out of embarrassment
"Oh my, Kaga~" Akagi teases as Amagi bonks her head lightly
"Now now, please stop teasing her Akagi" Amagi says as Akagi nods
"I think... humans already can't have a twin mount..." Tenryuu says
Scene goes to a port in the base where Inazuma and Shimakaze are fishing
Ark Royal takes another picture
"We have a lot of free time... By the way, was it alright to use Rensouhou-chan as bait?" Inazuma asks
"Rai... I mean Den-chan, shall we make this clear? It seems we don't have ammo to resupply, so we have free time since there's no sortie until tomorrow. We're only doing this today to kill time..." Shimakaze says
Shimakaze's fishing rod then caught something
"OH" Shimakaze yells in surprise
"Ah! It's happening nanodesu! It's another that its happening nanodesu! This is a first nanodesu!" Inazuma yells
"The hell does 'nanodesu' even mean?" Deutschland asks
"I guess it means 'certainly'. I don't really know, there are multiple meanings. Ironic, I don't even know my own language anymore. I'm too old" Mikasa says to the other kansens surprise
(She's admitting that she's old...) Everyone thought
"Hey!! I can't concentrate with you talking about eating eggplants or whatever!" Shimakaze yells while pulling her fishing rod
"I hate eggplant nanodesu!!" Inazuma yells
"Whatever!! Oh!" Shimakaze yells as she finally pulls out what she caught
It's an abyssal
Everyone looks towards KC Amagi
"Those are the things we have to fight against.." KC Amagi says as everyone nods
The two destroyers look horrified as another kansen suddenly shows up...
It's KC Akagi
"What is this? Catch then release!" Akagi yells
"Akagi-san?!" Shimakaze and Inazuma yells
"Eat what you catch!!!!!!" Akagi yells
...
Everybody looks towards KC Amagi again
"She has a very.. very gluttonous appetite, I hope your Akagi isn't like that..." KC Amagi says
"I'm not sure how much your Akagi eats... but I can assure that my little sister does not eat too much" Amagi says as KC Amagi nods relieved that her sister-universe doesn't have to go through supply-hell
"Even she wears red like our Akagi" Belfast says
(So persuasive!!) Shimakaze and Inazuma thought
Scene changes back to T-toku and the other girls
"Will you guys find and bring Shimakaze and Inazuma? From now, I will have them go on expedition. Ah, Kongou stay here!" T-toku says
Tenryuu looks a little insulted, Atago is happy as usual while still presenting her bountiful equipment, Kongou looks very happy, Kaga is still stoic and still looking away
"What? I asked for you to stay here because there's someone I would like you to meet" T-toku says
"Uwaaaaaaa!!!! Is it father, is it mother, is it siblings DESU(to be)?!" Kongou asks with sparkles in her eyes
"She's way to excited~" Prinz Eugen says
"Hey, stop it. Err, that someone is under you" T-toku says
"Onee-samaaaaaaaa...." Hiei says
It is shown that Kongou was standing on top of Hiei who is crying
The kansens dramatically fall from their chairs and immediately sit back
"She's so head-over-heels for the Admiral that she didn't even notice her own sister.." Bunker Hill says while chuckling a little
"Hiei?!" Kongou yells in alarm
"I tried to tell you" T-toku says
Clip changes to Hiei who is now perfectly fine
"So, I am Hiei! Yeah! I'm fired up! Here I go! Admiral!" Hiei yells
"Where are you getting fired up from?" T-toku asks
"Alter Kongou and Hiei actually look like siblings compared to ours.." Takao says
"So that's what it was. Hiei was the new battleship!" Kongou says
"Ah, so you consider her your younger sister? Please look after her" T-toku says
"Of course that's OK DESU! But Hiei, what made you assigned here from another guardian office?" Kongou asks
"I wanted to be in the same fleet as big sis, no matter what, so I treated all of the members of the Sarushima fleet to my curry!" Hiei yells as the environment suddenly gets dark
The theater's environment too got dark
"Wait.. she was from Sarushima?!" Saint Louis asks
"Talk about dedication to her big sister..." Georgios Averof says
"And then everything turned out okay! Tehe~" Hiei says while winking and sticking her tounge out
"So you got kicked out!!?" T-toku asks
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! As always, Hiei's curry is the BEST (WORST) DEATH" Kongou says
The shipgirls were silent
"An entire fleet apparently died from curry?" Ning Hai asked, she was in disbelief
"You mean the whole island was scuttled by this curry!!?" T-toku asks
"I believe that's because it was too delicious! I'm pretty sure..." Hiei
"I pray that they are in heaven.." Richelieu says
"Eh? The admiral wants to eat some too? It can't be helped then.. HOWEVER! If you 'eat' my big sis, you're going to get sunk, okay?" Hiei asks
The second episode ends
Everybody was silent, some were red by what Hiei said before the episode ended
Episode 3: Out of Materials?
"The supplies have been dwindling quickly lately, haven't they?" T-toku asks to himself while he is on his laptop
"It's mostly because of Kaga but... maybe I should go check the inventory for a bit?" T-toku says
KC Amagi pales, everyone looks at her concerned
"J-j-just keep watching" KC Amagi says
Admiral T-Toku then goes to the supplies area. He opens the door.. KC Akagi is seen drinking, I think it's oil. Many of the supply boxes are empty
"Whew... I'm Kaga! (not really)" Akagi yells
...
"She's that gluttonous? Even I can't eat that much.." King George V says as everyone nods
"Cut it out, you RED!!" T-toku yells
Clip back to the Admiral's office with Kaga, Atago, Tenryuu, Inazuma and Kongou
"It appears that... for some reason, Akagi from somewhere else has consumed all of our fleet's resources. Because this 'RED' consumed almost 3 times as much... Argh!! Akagi is the monster of this alliance!!" T-toku yells
Akagi flinched at that, Amagi and Kaga patted her back
T-Toku then gets shot in the head with a bow. His head separates from his body, Kongou rushes over
"Don't speak ill of Akagi-san" Kaga says while holding a bow
Kaga nods, she approves of her alter's actions
Everybody sweats, even Enterprise. The idea of AL Kaga with a bow...
"A-Admiral~!!! Pull youself together even in death!" Kongou yells worried
"It's alright. I used the back of the blade (not really)" Kaga says
(That's the pride of the first carrier division~!!) Everyone thought
Most kansens laugh
"But Akagi-san isn't the only one using up all our resources, right?" Shimakaze asks
"Eek!!" T-toku yells
"Nanodesu! We were doing great on our expeditions too nanodesu" Inazuma says, she was kinda close to 'crying'
"Guh!!" T-Toku yells
"Come to think of it, I hear you've been obsessed with doing lots of construction~" Atago says
"Ugugugu?! No, listen, soon, just one more battleship... okay...? So that combat becomes easier for you guys too!" T-toku says, trying to reason
"What does he need another battleship for? He has two destroyers, two cruisers, two carriers, and two fast battleships"
"Oh! Shit-o! Even though Hiei has joined the Enoshima 2nd Fleet, you still want another battleship DESU?!" Kongou yells angrily
"Th-that's because she doesn't listen to me. Since the unexpected destruction of the Sarushima fleet, I'm just quickly trying to make up the firepower" T-toku says as Kongou is leaning on his desk, still having that angry expression
"And that happened because Hiei just wanted to be with Kongou.." AL Amagi says
"Also I feel I can win a YAMATO-CLASS BATTLESHIP for sure..." T-toku says as a big stomp is heard
"Poor Admiral... he did deserve that I guess.." Musasahi says
"Well then, to maintain our resources I'm announcing an expedition team. Again, Kongou will probably not be going, but then again you don't send battleships on those missions" T-toku says
(He's trying to act tough) Everyone thought
"And so, Tenryuu, I'm appointing you flagship of the expedition team" T-toku says
"Geh! Seriously?!! Sortie me instead of sending me on another expedition already!" Tenryuu yells
T-Toku then puts his hands on Tenryuu's shoulders. It was romantic
"I beg you... I need your long distance cruising ability. It can only be you" T-toku says
"That was so smooth" Blucher says
"Fufufu, well, my cruising ability surpassess world-class after all~ It can't be helped for me to be selected. Can't be helped I say! I'll do it! Fufufufufufufufufufu" Tenryuu says speedly
(When I brought her on a sortie with night battle, she got heavily damaged and almost got herself sunk. Better to put her on expeditions!) T-toku thought
The kansens laughed
"Tenryuu-san is too easy nanodesu. She has no idea nanodesu. It's kinda cute nanodesu. I wnt to help her out nanodesu..." Inazuma says while shedding tears
"Admiral is a bit of a lady-killer, isn't he?" Shimakaze asks
"I wonder if he does this unintentionally" Kaga says
"It would be bad if he was doing it conciously, wouldn't it?" Atago replies
Scene changes to after the expedition, new supplies have come
"Amazing! Tenryuu's group did a really good job!! We won't go hungry for a while DESU!" Kongou yells
Clip shows Tenryuu somehow damaged on the ground while gripping her sword, her clothes are torn as well with some oil leaking in some of the supplies behind her.
"Uu... I did my best... and so even though I was only on expedition, somehow I got heavily damaged... just me" Tenryuu says
"That's because you occasionally, on the expedition, you would go mess with the enemy" Shimakaze says
The kansens facepalm
"Even though I had plenty of room to dodge.." Shimakaze says
"It's fine nanodesu" Inazuma says
"Way to go! This is just enough, finally my dream of LARGE SHIP CONSTRUCTION is..." T-toku tries to say but he gets slapped
Clip changes to T-Toku on the ground. He has a clear red hand marck on his face with an arrow shown being shot in his but, at least it wasn't his di-
"Oh dear, he really got in trouble this time" FDG says
"Well now! Hurry up and transport our valuable supplies to the inventory DESU!" Kongou says
Clip changes to the new supplies being stored
"Finish! With this, we should be safe for a while. Well, time to go take a bath (dock) with everyone DESU!" Kongou says as she closes the doors
However, one of the crates open up. KC Akagi's eyes shine in the dark
The episode ends
...
"They're doomed" Avrora says as everyone nods
Episdoe 4: Kanmusu Worries
"Do you guys know what's gotten a hold of Inazuma?" T-toku asks
"Come to think of it, seems lately she frequently goes to visit Enoshima Shrine" Shimakaze replies while hugging Rensouhou-chan
Ark Royal took another picture
"Eh? Why's that?" T-toku asks
"Surely she's preparing prayers for the Enoshima Fleet's certain victory on the sortie tomorrow DESU!" Kongou says
"Always so attentive to others, isn't she?" Tenryuu asks
"Fufu, sounds just like Den-chan. Let's all work hard defending, tomorrow!" Hiei says
Scene cuts to Enoshima Shrine with Inazuma praying
(I wish to grow taller... also for at least a bigger CHEST than Shimakaze...) Inazuma thought
The kansens are silent. The flat-chested and destroyer kansens sympathize with Inazuma in their own ways
Clip changes to Atago's boing-boings
"Haa~ Lately I've been depressed, my shoulders are still really stiff~ Also from accumulating stress every day during sortie" Atago says
"Indeed. If that's the case, there's a person anchored in this guardian office for that. Why not pay her a visit?" Kaga asks
"Must be a therapist of some sort nya" Akashi says
"My? Is that so? Well, it would be a change of pace, so I'll try to meet her~" Atago says
Clip changes to Inazuma in the main building, something catches her eye on a door on one of the rooms
"Huh? Since when was this room here nanodesu? C-counseling? Chat about mind and body... is this for real?" Inazuma asks herself
"Poor her.." Queen Elizabeth says
Inazuma then peeks into the room
"U-uhm... hello~" Inazuma says
Another new shipgirl appears as her name is revealed
"Fufufu... such misfortune...(depressed)" ??? says
(All of a sudden it got heavy (like a superdreadnought) nanodesu!!!) Inazuma thought
"Eldest sister of the Fusou-class battleship, I am Fusou"
The Sakura Empire kansens were again surprised, the other nations were feeling left out
"Fu, so... ah, just joking" Fusou says
(And furthermore, self-deprecating bad puns?!) Inazuma thought
...
Clip changes to Atago entering the room
"Panpakapan! Long time no see, Fusou-san~ My, Den-chan, so you were here?" Atago asks
Inazuma is sitting in a chair with Fusou sitting in another chair in the opposite side with a desk beside her
"Huh? Did Atago-san also come to get some counseling?" Inazuma asks
"Yep, that's right. I feel very at ease when I have conversations with Fusou-san" Atago says
The Sakura Empire kansens saw some similiarities already
"Oh, is that so nanodesu! Truly, Fusou-san is an awesome person (battleship) nanodesu!" Inazuma says
"No, that's... though I'm a battleship, I only have experience as flagship in practices" Fusou says
"Ah! Speaking of which, earlier I got to serve as a FLAGSHIP of the second fleet..." Atago says as Fusou spits out blood. Inazuma looks shocked
Soem of the kansens chuckle a little, the others felt bad for Fusou. A cruiser being an actual flagship while a battleship has only been flagship in practices
"Are-are you alright nanodesu?!" Inazuma asks to Fusou who is just smiling while some blood is going down her mouth
"Apologies... that Heavy Cruiser Atago-san has experience as FLAGSHIP of the second fleet, the shock apparently made me COUGH UP BLOOD, didn't it?" Fusou asks
"I think she might need a doctor..." Yorktown says
"It's a gag.. I don't know its a gag but its a gag..." KC Amagi says
"That's some unusually serious damage nanodesu! A-Atago san! In what way do you feel at ease nanodesu? With Fusou's san self injury gag, it's like we want Fusou to sink herself instead" Inazuma asks
The kansens frown
"She definitely needs medical care.." AL Amagi says
"Fufufu, calm down now.. Den-chan. I've heard about Fusou-san's disasterous experiences. What I'm saying is... since there's still room for some of mine, you could say I'm rather blesse... right?" Atago asks
...
"Haa... even thoug the sky is so blue... (depressed)" Fusou says while looking outside the window
"It's cloudy, isn't it?" Atago says while anime sparkling effects appear
"Not helping" Hammann says
"Please don't do things like sparkle from others' pain nanodesu!" Inazuma says
Clip changes
Inazuma and Fusou are back in their seats, Atago is still standing
"By the wayh, what's your problem Inazuma-chan?" Atago asks
"Don't take on the burden by yourself, if you discuss it with me. Surely you'll feel at lease?" Fusou asks
"Y-yes! U-uhm... it's... an embarassing physical worry nanodesu..." Inazuma says
The flat-chested kansens sympathize with her, sometimes its not easy to talk with big-chested kansens
"...Ah, please give me a second. Some FUEL I coughed up a while ago got on my leg" Fusou suddenly says
The kansens raise an eyebrow at that
"Sus" (I'll let you guys guess who said that)
"Didn't you just call it 'blood' then?" Inazuma asks
Fusou then leans down to wipe the 'fuel' off her leg, but as she does so Inazuma notices how large her boing-boings were
"Such misfortune..." Fusou says while sighing
The flat-chested kansens almost faint again
"... this 'misfortune'. No, it's a 'blessing'." Inazuma says while crying and looking away
The kansens feel really bad
"So is your problem a philosophical one?" Fusou asks
"No, its a rather crude one... will you listen to my other worries instead?" Inazuma asks
"?... Yes, of course" Fusou replies
"Thankfully she did not figure that out.." Howe says
"Quite recently, behind me, I fee like there's a 'Dark One'..." Inazuma says
"Ah, so you're talking about something spiritual. I feel bad..." Fusou says
Clip cuts to when the conversation is done
Inazuma is again crying and looking away
"I-I'm sorry... things like spiritual matters aren't my speciality..." Fusou says, she feels bad that she can't help the poor destroyer
"...no, I'm the one who should be sorry. That's right, I'm disgusting... nanodesu" Inazuma says
"Oh dear..." AL Amagi says
"Den-chan, don't lose voice! We're both on your side" Atago says in the background
"Haa... I'll have to use my unfortunate failure here as an example of what not to do... even though the counseling had begun... I'm so useless..." Fusou says
Then suddenly..
"Hah! Since you're so self-deprecating, your position as flagship may as well be replaced by your sister (Yamashiro)" 'Dark' Inazuma says
The room suddenly fell silent
Even the theater was silent
"...Eh?" Inazuma asks
"Kah!!!" Fusou yells as she spits out more blood and falls to the floor
"Fusou-san!!!" Inazuma yells as suddenly a metal container fell on Fusou's head
"She didn't have to do Fusou like that..." Intrepid says
"Haa... even though the sky is so blue... (depressed)" Fusou says, she somehow gained some damage
"But it's hailing~" Atago says while looking outside the window again
"Still not helping" Admiral Hipper says
"I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!! But now there's another 'Dark One' here!!" Inazuma yells
The episode ends
Most of the kansens laugh
Chapter is done. I have like 7 more episodes to do in the next chapter. It might be the last one for Kantai Collection, who knows. Have advice: