xxv. you daft fool
My Favorite Bitches
(Violet, Graham, Trevor, and Wyn)
Violence ✨
So, how did last night go?
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Ha. Hold on a second. Gotta
add a couple guys.
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You have added Jackie Boy, Jamie #6, and Baby Hughes
Welcome Jamie, Jack, and Luke
into the groupchat. Boys, this is
Violet and Graham. Welcome to a
mess of a groupchat.
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Jackie Boy
Are we here to hear about how
last night went? Because I
heard from a little birdy that
you were at the game last night.
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Yes.
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Future Mr. Bauer
And what an update it is.
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First of all, he's my boyfriend
now. Mine. Ha.
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Jackie Boy
Awe! Did she make you feel
better after the fight with Hayes?
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Jamie #6
She sure did. Snuck into the locker
room and everything.
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Violence ✨
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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Cracker Boy
So are you already causing issues
between Brody and Trevor?
Because what the hell was that
fight from two easy going guys?
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Baby Hughes
Wait how do you know Brody
Hayes?? And why do you think
he's "easy going"?
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So that's the chaotic part.
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Brody is my brother.
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Well, half brother. We share a dad.
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Jamie #6
WHAT THE FUCK
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Jackie Boy
HOLY SHIT
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Baby Hughes
Well shit.
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Violence ✨
Why are we all saying oh shit?
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They hate each other. You know
the one player he didn't want me
with from the Ducks? Trevor.
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Because of slutty fucking Mia.
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Future Mr. Bauer
And because for the last few years,
I've taunted him with his sister Ellie.
Not knowing that Wyn is Ellie.
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So he accused Trevor of only
fucking me to mess with him,
which I didn't stand for at all.
If you had seen the look on T's
face... there's no way he knew.
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Violence ✨
Oh my god.
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Cracker Boy
Anything else?
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Future Mr. Bauer
He almost called Wyn a puck
bunny/slut. And I believe he
compared me to Owen.
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Violence ✨
I will kill him for you. I know
you love him and he's your
brother, but he's done it now.
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Cracker Boy
Jesus Christ. Said in the same
tone as Frank Gallagher.
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Jackie Boy
Is it okay that I hate him more
now?
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Yes because I'm not the biggest fan
of him right now. Which is why I
yelled at him, then walked away
and went to grab all my stuff.
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And then spent the night at the
hotel with Trevor.
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Jamie #6
Wait I thought he just went home
with you, not that you came to
our hotel and didn't even come
see me. This is rude.
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I'm coming to brunch, you
daft fool.
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Jamie #6
YES OH MY GOD
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Jackie Boy
I am so jealous.
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And then my flight back is later
today, so I'll just meet up with you
guys in Cali once you get back.
I'm coming over with the dogs.
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Baby Hughes
So hotel sex?
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CHILD.
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But yes and it was amazing.
Griffin didn't get added in here
so he wouldn't have to hear
the details.
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Future Mr. Bauer
And shower sex. Which is oddly
so much better than I thought it
would be.
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WAIT IT WAS YOUR FIRST
TIME IN A SHOWER TOO
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Future Mr. Bauer
Yes!
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Holy shit, mine too.
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Violence ✨
I cannot wait for a girls night
update. Because I need explicit
details.
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Jackie Boy
Okay but can we go back to you
and Brody because siblings?!
How does that work? And how
does no one know?
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Okay so have y'all seen
One Tree Hill?
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Because we're kinda like the
Scott brothers.
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But also not really.
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He's about a year and a half
older than me. We're Irish twins
but from different moms.
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Our dad cheated on Brody's mom
with mine. Brody's mom left after
she found out about my mom + me.
But my parents didn't actually
want to be together. So dad raised
Brody and mom raised me, LouAnn
being completely out of the picture.
Brody's close with my mom and I'm
sorta close with dad.
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After high school, I didn't want to be
known as Brody Hayes' sister. So I
never went to his games, we went
to different colleges, and he's the
only one that calls me Ellie.
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I also never get spotted out with him
because I don't want people assuming
I'm using him for fame, since my
following is totally by my own
creation (and partly thanks to Vi
and Graham).
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Jamie #6
Damn.
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Jamie #6
What room you guys in? Because
I wanna come meet the dogs
before brunch.
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Ugh fine.
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Room 233
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Future Mr. Bauer
I can't believe you told him and
now we have to start getting
dressed early. 🤨🙄
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Baby Hughes
Gross.
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Jackie Boy
Okay, we'll I'm going back to
sleep now. But I appreciate the
update.
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Baby Hughes
Me too. Thank you guys!
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Vi, you better be picking me up
at the airport. I miss your ass and
we need some girl talk.
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Violence ✨
I'll be there, beaut.
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I love you.
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Violence ✨
I love you too. You're the
strongest person I know. I can't
wait to hug you so tight.
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Cracker Boy
I'm throwing up. 🤢
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