Yall know i HAD to write this chapter asap like, cmon, i know you all want it anyways ;)
Keep in mind, I will try my damndest to make it gender neutral but sorry, fem body body okay? your chest is up to you but you gotta chooch k? stick with me here oh btw nsfw warning, obviously, we all know Randy.
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Throughout the rest of the next work day, you couldn't help but have the biggest smile across your face. when asked by Towlie why you were so happy you simply said "I have a date" and he congratulated you and wished you luck.
Every time you saw Randy you two gave eachother a smile, sometimes he would give you a small wink and he seemed to be better, not amazingly perfect and happy, he was still upset and had his moments through the day where he confided in you to talk about how Sharon and Him were working out Custody and how she currently had them for at least the week until the weekend for now, He obliged to what Sharon had asked for custody set ups before they even went to court just because he didn't want to fight her and make her angrier to the point where he just couldn't have custody.
But you reassured him no matter what you were there to support him and help him through it, you hated to see him go through this. the possibility of losing your children is never a good feeling so you can't imagine how it's eating at him.
Yet now here you were, Driving back home in your Truck with Randy in the passenger seat. you two were both pretty high, Randy more than you since you had to drive back and you promised him you would smoke lots just not before you drove back.
It was an awkward quiet ride for most of it, you were too embarassed, shy, and axious to ever have any words leave your mouth to the hemp farmer next to you, Nor would he to you, until he shifted in his seat and rested his arm on the center console arm rest right against yours which was sitting there ready to hit the clutch when needed.
the contact alone from his hair covered arms was enough to feel yourself heat up and your gut turn and swirl with excitement.
"Thanks for driving us by the way, i would have driven my car but, yknow, way too high." He chuckled nudging against your arm a bit, a small soft laugh leaving your lips.
"Of course, I guess I'll just have to drive you back tonight or something," You add and he responds with a simple nod, looking out in front of you guys at the town closing in.
"So are you excited? Got things planned?" Randy asked.
"Absolutely im excited! I haven't been on a date since..." You stop suddenly, the memories of your ex flooding in as you regret that decision, Your heart clenched at the memories, they... you didn't want to say they were the worst because they didn't kill you but... it wasn't a good or safe environment for yourself.
"Hey, you okay?" Randy shakes you out of your trance, his hand now on your arm.
"Yeah... yeah, sorry, just thinking about, my ex..." You mutter, a sad smile forming on Randy's face.
"Sorry, i didn't mean to upset you," He said, taking his hand away.
"No no its not your fault you didn't know, it's just really something i like to think about right now..."
"I completely understand," he laughed out, You only smiled in response as you finally pulled up to your house.
"Looks the same as before, other than the dead plants everywhere," He said, pointing at the snow covered plants.
"Yeah hopefully we can get some new ones, for now it looks all sad out here."
cutting the engine you both get out and head into the house, your parents seemingly in the living room watching tv notice you walk in with the 45 year old and they seem to tense up.
"Ah, Randy... its good to see you," Your mom spoke, Randy nodding
"Likewise, I hope you two had fun at the party," He said, a small smirk lurking onto his face as you couldn't help but snicker and also recoil at the comment.
Your parents flustered and laughed,
"O--oh yes it was great!" Your dad stammered, Your mom elbowing him and Randy chuckled simply and looked back to you.
"Ma, me and Randy are gonna be upstairs k?" You say, motioning for him to follow as your parents dumbly watch you two.
"Are you sure its morally okay for them to... yknow... do this?" Your mom whispered to the man sitting next to her who was currently rushing through the thoughts he was having about Randy and his own child.
"I dont know... The age gap is weird.."
"But they had a point about the immaturity..."
"I know he's mentally a young adult in the body of a 50 year old"
"45"
"yes yes 45..." he sighs and rubs his temples.
"We just have to... sit by and watch i guess, check in on them and... make sure he doesnt do anything vile.."
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"so this is my room! it's kinda smaller than i had hoped since it was my childhood room but its still good!" You explain, spinning around to look at him and he smiled as he examined the room and seemingly you as well.
"It's nice and cozy." He stated simply, making his way over to your bed and feeling the soft blankets.
"Sure is! OH! Okay so i have loads of things we can do," You say, running through your room grabbing multiple controllers for video game consoles, the remote to your tv, and some pipes you had. "So i have a bunch of games, uh tv shows, movies, literally ill let you sit through and find something if you want! and i can pack some pipes for us," you explain practically vibrating with excitement as he looked at you with a simple smile.
"I dont promise i'll be good at any games but i'll look through them," He chuckled at your excitement and took the remotes, starting to look through many of the games, he didnt really see any he liked and reluctantly switched to looking through the tv shows and movies while you packed a pipe with one of the many weeds you had stored in your room.
finally he had picked a movie, it was a comedy horror so it was sure to just make you two laugh your asses off together, something you two needed desperately.
"Alright, Cmon sit next to me," You said as you had hopped onto the bed, it wasn't super large by any means so you two would definitely be a little snuggled up, he nervously got onto the bed and shifted to get comfortable and now you guys were touching sides.
his arm hairs from before on the truck ride home tickled your arms, You nervously felt around till you found a lighter and started to take a drag from your pipe to calm your nerves.
Randy simply was watching you take the drag rather than the movie and your nerves could never be worse than now. hacking up smoke as you exhaled you handed him the small pipe, gently scooping it from your hands he took a large drag.
For the next hour you two just got higher and higher, just like before you were practically hot boxing the room like the shed from yesterday so you opened a window, the cold night air hitting your body making you shiver.
"Cold?" Randy asked suddenly, dragging his eyes away from the tv screen where at this point it had reached the credits.
"A little bit," You say motioning to the now open window earning you a nod.
"Here i can warm you up," he said and snuggled closer to you putting his arm around your torso, instantly you felt yourself flush, your face probably bright red and Randy noticed, he made it very clear by chuckling. "Looks like it worked," teasingly pulling you closer to him.
"Look how am i not supposed to get embarassed this is the closest i've ever been to you," You say shakily now not because you were cold, but just because of the pure amount of anxiety you had in your body from this situation.
"We could get closer.." He mutters, his head now near your shoulders and neck, resting on them, his lips towards your neck and his warm breathy exhales hitting your neck.
"Randy.." You spoke simply, unable to think of anything to say. This was fast. much faster than you had imagined it, but... it wasn't bad? you knew initially things would be fast if anything happened between you and Randy, he, well... was an idiot, and kind of went insane went high, you've heard of his tall tales about what he's actually been comfortable telling you, you cant imagine the things he is hiding from you and everyone else.
"Hmm? do you not want me to?" He asked suddenly, a worried tone lacing his voice as he spoke, You suddenly shook your head.
"No no its not that im just, a little nervous," You say and he smiles.
"If you want we can take things slow, i can take you out for dinner first," he joked leading you to giggle.
"No no i dont need you to take me out to dinner," You say, you two had practically splurged on all of the snacks you could find the last time you went downstairs to find more food since you guys went through the stash you had in your room.
"Then... are you okay with me doing this?" He questioned, your smile from earlier still there as you just couldn't help but laugh more happily, not at him no not at all, you were just so happy you couldn't help it.
"How about instead of Dinner you Kiss me first,"
suddenly without a moment to respond Randy had quickly moved so that he was leaning over you, not fully putting his whole body weight on you of course and his lips had collided with yours. his lips chapped from the amount of weed you two smoked yet you didnt mind. his mustache hairs rubbing against your face yet again, you didnt care.
the loving and soft kiss soon devolved into sloppy, wet kisses, he had fully pushed his body over yours and was pushing you to lay down onto the bed, his kissed trailed from your lips to the corners of them, your chin to your neck where he stopped to nip and suck leaving small marks before you gave a small whine and he stopped.
"Sorry, no more?"
"No, Dont just do small ones," You whined which had him just laughing, embarassed that he thought you were upset with him doing this.
"Alright, But if you want me to stop just say so okay?" he said, you nodded simply biting down on your lip before he kissed them instead, trailing back down to your neck and instead of his once small bites he was now partially digging his teeth into your neck as he sucked and lapped at the marks, making them darker and larger. every suck, lick, and bite earned him a moan or whine from your lips, No words left your mouth as you breaths became short and labored.
slowly his hands had traveled down your body to your waist, he stopped attacking your neck as he had slipped his hands under your shirt slowly, not daring to move upwards before you gave a small nod, his hands jolted up towards your chest and rubbed it, rubbing his cold fingers over your nipples a loud gasp seeping through your now agape mouth.
chuckles only left as he tugged at your shirt a bit.
"Can i take this off?"
"Only if you take yours off," you smirked, rolling his eyes he started to unbutton his shirt and you could only simply watch as he stripped his shirt off, his chest hairs revealed and gut as well, he didnt have abs of course but you didnt want him to be any other way.
"Like what you see huh?" He asks noticing you staring at his tits basically.
"Very." You say simply leading him to pounce down back on you and he started to kiss you once more, this man was addicted to your lips and he slipped off your shirt, Your chest exposed to the cold air making your nipples perk up from the breeze.
"How cute~" He cooed running his hands across your chest, his kissed had trailed down to your nipples and he first went for the right, kissing it gently before licking it, He seemed to be trying to take it slow, and as much as you wanted him to do vile things to you... how slow he was going was only making you more excited for what was to come.
the licks at your nipple only got more and more aggressive as he began to suck on it before suddenly letting go to switch sides and give the other some attention. your eyes shut closed and moans slipping through your teeth as you tried to hold them back.
"Let them out." he demanded between sucks. your teeth unclenched and lips separated, moans slipping out as he eventually stops giving your nipples the attention they so deserved.
"Ready?" He asked, Hooking his thumbs into your pants, a simple nod was enough for him to slide off your pants, your underwear still on and he stops before moving them to take his own pants off. when he did you could see the tent he was pitching in his own boxers which made you bite down on the inside of your cheeks nervously.
His lips returned to your body and moved down to your legs, kissing from your thigh, to the inside of it, down to your crotch. rubbing his face up against your crotch leading you to look away embarrassed. he was able to smell you and the thought was making you embarassed, you couldn't have smelt that good to him..
"so wet," He mumbles, rubbing his hand gently across your clothed crotch. a gasp suddenly jolts out of your own body as he just chuckles, his hands sliding into your underwear to rub your lips across your soaked hole already, the teasing was enough to make you moan out, his hands sliding between your lips up to your clit
his movements were rough and well, not good, you grunted a bit as he slid his fingers away from your clit, instead he decided to focus on your hole rubbing his middle finger over it gently.
"Randy.." You moaned out, That alone was enough to make him go insane, his finger slid into you and you gasped, it didnt stretch you out alot but the depth it reached was good... suddenly after a few pumps a second was added, now this was starting to stretch..
each and every movement feeling his fingers roll over your insides making you shake and moan out, gripping at the sheets and him as he continued on, not stopping at your moans and only taking them as a sign to continue. deeper and deeper they reached, shaken inside you and making you almost scream in pure ecstasy until suddenly he stopped.
"Do you um... have..." He stammered over his own question as you laid there gasping for air, looking up at the ceiling.
"...Condom?..." you gasp through heavy deep breaths, a nod was the reply and you continued to have labored breathing, slowly turning to normal breaths. "...Top Drawer of my dresser under my underwear..."
he gets up and rushes over, searching through to grab a couple in case anything happened to any of them. quickly making a return he looked at you, underwear still not off and completely soaked at this point.
"Wait wait dont put it on yet," You say finally being able to catch your breath as he looks at you confused, you get the strength to get up and pulling him onto the bed, flipping onto him and straddling him, taking the condoms out of his hands and setting them to the side.
"Wow its different to see you so assertive rather than embarassed." He said, leading you to give a small glare, only to smash your lips into his, the rough kissing quickly escalating into making out as your hands explored his boxers, rubbing against his length. He definitely wasn't HUGE but hell... tonight was going to be a fun night...
soft moans falling through his mouth onto your tongue as it was exploring his mouth. You pulled away a string of saliva connecting your mouths.
suddenly reaching down you didn't look at him and instead pulled off his boxers, His length springing our, head gleaming with precum as is almost waves hello to you from being pulled out so suddenly.
"Dont just stare at it," Randy said embarassed, a pretty obvious red tint brushed against his cheeks.
"You stared at me..." you said until an idea hit your head, he smelled you... maybe you should smell him, suddenly leaning in your face to it you smelled, the musk and scent filling your nostrils... man... you can see why Randy smelt you... his scent is just so... addicting, granted it was heavily laced with the smell of weed but it was a special unique smell... it twitched and gently hit against your face making you snicker before gently grabbing it with one hand and putting the tip next to your mouth.
Slowly moving your hand up and down you fished saliva into your mouth before spitting it over the top, rolling over you massaged the saliva over his length, soft gasps and moans leaving his mouth as you continued, your pace not getting any faster as you begin to use your mouth, swirling your tongue periodically around the tip, rubbing the back of the shaft, gripping the base and balls you were doing everything in your power to make this man fold in your hands.
his moans were a melody to your ears that you never wanted to stop listening to... suddenly his hands had grabbed the back of your head as you felt his hips begin to move, your hand doesn't move but you stop moving your head, He thrusts up into your throat. Holding your breath praying you dont gag or throw up on him he finally pulls out, saliva covering his length and he gasps for air as you do the same, Saliva pouring out of your mouth as well.
"Get up here.." He grows and grabs you, tossing you back up but on your back, he gets on top of you and spread your legs, he placed his length between your lips as he grabbed a condom, opening it and holding it as he slowly rubbed against you, making sure not to go inside though.
"Nn~ stop teasing me you bastard..." you hiss at him, earning a loud hearty laugh from him, He pulls away and slides the condom on and once it was secured he placed it back between your lips, stilk teasing you.
"Okay, but give me your safe word first if you really mean that." He says plainly, looking you in the eyes with a smirk, his eyes clouded with lust, blood shot from being high, This only was enough to turn you on more.
"Green: Good, Yellow: Slow down, Red: Stop, pretty simple right?"
"Heh, i guess so.." He said and with that his length rubbed against your lips and clit and few more times before he slowly started to slide in, feeling the tip and length reach farther and farther stretching you out, he lifted your legs and pushed them back as he slid farther in until finally, the entire length was in, but he stopped for a second.
a second was all it took until he began to thrust in and out, granted the few first ones were slow and gentle, he took no time to get rough, in out in out no time wasted as he pounded, ravaged you. moaning and screaming out your hands found themselves on his back scratching into his skin as he continued to hold your legs back, One hand of yours left his back and reached for your clit, rubbing quickly as you felt yourself tighten from the stimulation
"Holy fuck.." He gasps, his pace slowed for a moment as you conti ued but you began to move your hips, wanting him to continue, he gave a smug look before pulling out suddenly, grabbing you by the legs and pulling you down so he could put you on all fours, putting a pillow under you for your inevitable fall.
"How do you know how to do all this stuff?" You ask him out of breaths, he simply chuckles.
"I've got two children how do you think i got them." He said, leading you to roll your eyes, the sudden thought of Sharon was a bum but you were snapped away by it from the sudden slap on your ass.
"OW!" you yell out, he only laughs and rubs the now red mark, giving it a gentle kiss that makes it sting. "Could have warned me at least.."
"aw but then thats no fun..." He cooed, he had adjusted his condom before moving up behind you and sliding back in, your room filled with the sounds of slaps, Randy continued to pound into you, digging his fingers into your sides as he pulls you in with every thrust, it feels as though he's drilling into you and it was just such an intoxicating feeling you couldn't get enough of.
"Fu...Fuck im getting close.." Randy mutters, you feel weak in your knees and start falling down onto your stomach, Randy adjusts you to be comfortably laying on your stomach with the pillow under your gut as he continues to pile drive you, no mercy as he conti ues, louder and louder the moans fill the room, you both too high and lustful to care about how loud you were.
you felt your insides clench around his length as he gets faster and harder, his nails leaving indents in your skin almost drawing blood yet you didnt say anything, clenching your teeth into your sheets as his thrusts became irregular, you felt the knot in your stomach growing and growing, one hand had already reached down and was rubbing your clit. this was it. your climax. his climax.
suddenly a few thrusts Randy let out a loud gasps and moan, a few fast short thrusts later and you two were both shaking, finishing at the same time, there was silence, a moment of piece, no talking, no noises, just breathing, and then he slowly began to slide out, his length now flaccid and the condom ready to slide off, he hissed as he had pulled out, sensitive from going insane in you.
Rolling onto your back Randy pulls off his condom and lets out and quiet curse.
"What happened?"
"...it may have spilt on your sheets a bit..." He said, looking over you see there was just a couple drops, shrugging you had noticed you were soaked, the rest of the sheet has been covered in sweat, the smell of sex, weed, and crumbs from eating lazily, and well... now... his juices... god you flickered away from those thoughts and back to Randy who was putting on his boxers gently over his tender pack. Turning to you he used his shirt from before to help clean you up, He wasnt THE best at aftercare, probably scared of accidentally rubbing you too hard and giving you a rash but he tried and helped you get your underwear before you two laid down on your filthy nest of a bed you two just screwed in.
"Heh.. i guess ill have to drop you off tomorrow morning huh?"
"Heh, i guess so." Pulling you close you yawned, both ready to pass out, you guys did just that, the tv still running you guys didnt care, the cold air was soothing now after the amount of heat filling the room from that intense session...
but hey... it was one you were never going to regret.. hopefully.
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Okay you horny fucks thats 4k words LETS GOOOOOO anyways yeah, i love writing smut if you cant tell, would be more descriptive and specific but yeah this story is gender neutral and also on wattpad so kinda limited, one shots on Ao3 are gonna be super in depth tho >:3c